5. Talk 1.0

The music of Bianliang Radio is gently playing on the radio, and the sea breeze is blowing gently.

Two old ministers lying under the sun umbrella and heard a movement on the other side of the coconut tree. They got up and looked at several beautiful women in bikinis on the beach not far away. Their energetic bodies and healthy skin made people envious, which immediately provoked a burst of cheers.

"Hey, the world is blowing day by day!" Wang Anshi put on his sunglasses, took a sip of soda, and looked at the blue sea and blue sky in the distance.

"How can I see it, Brother Anshi?" Sima Guang asked him with a big fan.

"A chaste woman in the Song Dynasty, how can she expose her breasts and make people commit crimes in broad daylight? This was simply unimaginable when she was a prime minister. She was directly put in prison and reflected for a year!" Wang Anshi said.

"You are old, Brother Anshi. Now there are more and more people in the Song Dynasty. It's hot in summer, and many of them will get sick. I think it's good." Sima Guang ate a grape and stared at the bikini beauties not far away to see that they were very happy.

"Oh, I said brother Junshi. I remember that in the 1950s, our two brothers were double walls in politics, and their opinions and opinions have always been the same." Wang Anshi looked at him discontentedly, "You have changed!"

"This is not called change, this is called liberation, release your inner self, haven't you heard Zhao Ze say, follow the trend"

"This is also called the trend. I think it's a reversal!" Wang Anshi took a sip of soda and opened another bottle.

"Hey, you are a dead duck with a hard mouth. No wonder someone gave you a nickname: stubborn, I remember you said a word in the 1950s, but don't forget it," Sima Guang reminded him.

"What did I say? It's not that men and women are allowed to swim at the seaside. Remember that's approved by Fan Zhongyan."

"It's not that, it's that sentence: the weather is not fearful, the ancestors are not enough, and people's words are not enough!"

"What do you mean?" Wang Anshi asked him with a soda.

"You really forgot, that's what you said to Your Majesty. I don't want to repeat it."

"Forget it, don't talk about it. By the way, Brother Junshi, I want to know why you smashed the jar when you were a child!"

"No why!" Sima Guang saw a little beautiful woman running towards him. He quickly took off his sunglasses and waved, "Beauty, I have soda and apples!"

"Then why are you smashing the cylinder when you have nothing to do? I remember that a cylinder was worth a lot of money at that time. At least a hundred words. When I was a child, my family was very poor, and I couldn't even afford to buy a cylinder. You still smash it. I really admire you!"

"That's an old thing. Why do you mention him? Look at the beautiful woman. It's so good to blow the sea breeze, and you will be happy. You can live for a few more years. I don't want to follow in the footsteps of Lv Yijian. What's the result of worrying about it? At most, Your Majesty arranged a state funeral for him. It's not worth it!"

"You have fallen. I praised you in front of those reporters for nothing - the greatest plan of the empire." Wang Anshi took out a pile of newspapers from the briefcase beside him and threw it on the table. "Look at it yourself. You praise you like a flower outside. I didn't expect you to fall so far. Hey, I misread you!"

Sima Guang was suddenly stunned and then laughed, "Anshi, I'm just joking with you. There's no need to be so nervous. Let me tell you this. When I was a child, I actually wanted to get the limelight."

"Really?" Wang Anshi looked at him and said.

"Of course, we are not the double walls of the empire. I can't lie to you. My tutoring was very strict when I was a child. My sister and father always scolded me. I can't do this. It's not like this. It seems that I did anything wrong. It's true that I was a little naughty when I was a child. My sister and father taught me the right lesson, but, I It's very depressing. After all, at that time, I was still a child. It was the nature of a child to be lively and active, but they just wanted to make me into a little adult. You know that it was very painful to pretend to be mature. It didn't take long for me to stand it. It happened that my neighbor's friends came to play at home, and my father was not at home, and no one cares about me. Originally, I threw mud after saying that, but for fear of getting my clothes dirty, I temporarily changed to hide-and-seek."

"You don't have to smash the cylinder."

"Well, didn't I tell you that I'm very depressed? The jar is actually not very high. If I pedal the stool and lean on it, I can save the little friend who fell into the water. The safest thing is to insert a bamboo pole into the water, and he climbed up by himself, but I don't think it's enough. It's better to smash the cylinder happily, so I smash the cylinder. "

Wang Anshi laughed, "Junshi, you are really funny. Why didn't you mention it when you were in Zhongshu before?"

"That's working time. How can we just joke? By the way, I haven't finished talking yet. Didn't I smash the jar that day? My father scolded me when he came home and was about to wait for the family law. But when my little friend came home, he told his parents that they thought I was right, so they beat the gongs and drums that day. I came to our house to express my gratitude and sent a painting. I vaguely remember that it was called "Children's Strike the urn Picture". So, later, everyone spread the matter more and more, saying that I was calm and calm, saying that I was witty and brave. In fact, that's my desire to destroy it.

"Well, it makes sense. No wonder my little daughter smashed several cylinders in one breath a few days ago. I'm still wondering why some children fall into my water tank every day. So it's all your fault!"

Sima Guang also laughed and said, "The ancients can't do it. An Shi should talk to his children when he comes home!"

"Yes, yes, Junshi is right!"

At the seaside,

A little beauty in this year's new bikini asked another plump beauty: "Sister Yuyan, what is your father talking to my father!"

"I don't know. Let's talk about business. They are retired and know how to drink tea and brag all day long." Sima Yuyan threw the ball over, and Wang Aiai caught it and threw it back.