9. The Ring Princess 1.0

Luzhou, Dwarf Village.

Three days ago, Wen Yanbo, a gray-robed mage, came to the home of the dwarf Zhao Ze and knocked on the door anxiously.

"Is anyone at home?" Wen Yanbo, a gray-robed mage, asked.

"No one has gone out to farm," the dwarf Zhao Ze replied.

"Then aren't you human? Hurry up and open the door. I'm the oriental cousin of the gray-robed mage Gandalf, Wen Yanbo"

"I'm a dwarf, not a human. Please leave quickly and don't hinder me from watching TV, or my father will fix you!" Zhao Ze said loudly.

"You, don't scare me. There is no father in this scene." The gray robe mage worriedly took out a monster magazine and quickly turned it over, but did not find a monster named 'Dad'.

"Who said no..." Zhao Ze pointed with a magic wand and did not respond.

One more finger, there is still no response. One more finger, the wand shouted, erro, erro...

"Daw, speak Chinese" Zhao Ze roared at the wand.

Data error, data error...

"I just want a father like Arnold. Will this be very wrong?" Zhao Ze shook the magic wand hard.

Data error, data error...

"It's really damn, let's have a sister like Ava"

"Okay, pass, enabling backup files..."

After half a sound, a ball of white smoke popped up in the room, which scared Zhao Ze, and even the popcorn fell to the ground.

"It can't be a mistake again. Don't be Sister Furong, don't be, even if it's a black girl!!!"

Zhao Ze closed his eyes and prayed for the blessings of the gods and the devil. Everything he wanted and everything he wanted would come true.

When the white smoke dissipated, a faint fragrance floated. Zhao Ze opened his eyes nervously. In the haze, he saw a familiar, touching, bright and lovely figure waying to him.

"Hi!!"

"Are you?" Zhao Ze scratched his head and asked.

"No way, you forgot me so soon?" The woman blinked her shiny black eyes and asked.

"Forget? We just met. It should be said that we meet for the first time. Please take care of us!" Zhao Ze took a few steps slowly with his wand. "Hello, I'm Harry Potter-Zhao Ze, the most outstanding magician in the Dwarf Village."

"Forget it, forget it if you don't remember." The woman stretched out her white hand and shook it with him, "Princesss Aylandel-Shangguan Mei"

"What a complicated name. Are you from the Central Plains?" Zhao Ze asked.

"Hey, I've already said that I'm the elf princess of Dali. If you, a dwarf, really have a bad memory, just call me Shangguan Mei."

"Oh, oh, that's good. Hello, my dear elf princess!" Zhao Ze poured her a cup of coke.

After taking over the coke, Shangguan Mei sat on the soft sofa and said to Zhao Ze, "You sit down too!"

"No, I just need to stand. Dwarfs can't sit for a long time. I need to exercise my leg muscles and increase my strength points." Zhao Ze leaned against the window and replied.

"That's good." Shangguan Mei took a sip of coke to quench his thirst, and then asked, "Why are you calling me?"

"You?" Zhao Ze pointed to himself, "Are you talking about me?"

"Of course, is there a second you in this room?"

"And me"

At this moment, Wen Yanbo, a mage in a gray robe, came out of the fireplace and said while flicking the dust on his body.

"It's not your old man, it's your short man!" Shangguan Mei pointed to Zhao Ze with her hand.

"Please don't call me shorty. I'm a dwarf, the most outstanding dwarf in Luzhou. Please remember that although I'm a dwarf, I'm not short or stupid!" Zhao Ze raised his wand to protest.

"You are not short, but your brain is short. That's all right!" Shangguan Mei Ling continued with a tiful tooth.

"Is there a lack of strings?" Zhao Ze thought, I'm not a tree piano. How can there be a string in my head? "I said elf princess, don't make an example. Although the dwarfs can't play the piano, they are very smart. Just like me, I'm a magician, not a bard. It's normal that I can't play the piano. You're satisfied with this."

Wen Yanbo, a mage in gray robe, was about to speak, but he was preempted by the elf princess.

"Hey, I'm really unlucky to be summoned by such a stupid and stupid dwarf like you," Shangguan Mei said dissatisfiedly.

"You!"

"What are you, please call me Your Highness." Shangguan Mei said emotionally, "In my dream, it was a human prince riding a white horse who summoned me and took me to his castle. We held a grand wedding there, and the kings all over the world sent gifts, including your greatness. The dwarf king, by the way, what's the name of your dwarf king?

"Look, look, old man with white beard, what a shameless elf princess. I can forgive her rudeness to me. She can say that I am short and say that I am stupid, but she can't make fun of our king." Zhao Ze, the dwarf said angrily, "by the way, old man with white beard, do you know who our king is?"

The elf princess laughed and said, "Look, she doesn't even know the name of her king, and she boasts that she is the most outstanding dwarf magician, which makes people laugh."

"You, if you dare to say it again, I will turn you into an old, ugly and fat woman." Zhao Ze, the dwarf, was angry and raised his wand and threatened to say.

"Haha, try it. I will beat you into a human shape. Maybe you will become a dwarf in the South China Sea and make you regret it for the rest of your life." The elf princess laughed presumptuously.

Wen Yanbo, a mage in gray robe, saw that the situation was not good. He quickly stepped forward and pulled the two away and said, "Stop, stop, don't quarrel first. It's good to listen to me."

"Humph!" The dwarf Zhao Ze and the elf princess Shangguanmei turned their heads at the same time and turned their backs to him.

"Since you don't say anything, you agree. I said it."

Wen Yanbo, a gray-robed mage, went to the water tank, scooped the cold water, moistened the smoking throat, and then returned to the house and sat on a stuncle and said, "The son of the Demon King Liao has been resurrected. I need your help."

"Go find her. The dwarf doesn't have time to be a hero. I still have to fish, study magic, and pick up girls..."

"The dwarfs now are really worse than the next generation," Wen Yanbo sighed.

"Who are you talking about?" Zhao Ze, the dwarf, suddenly turned around and asked him.

"Oh, it's not about you, it's about her." Wen Yanbo pointed to the elf princess.

"Bah, I'm not a dwarf. I'm the princess of the noble elf forest, the beautiful Her Royal Highness Aylandel Shangguan Mei, the idol of the elf warriors, the public figure they often talk about, the old man with white beard, do you hear that? Don't insult my wisdom," Shangguan Mei, the elf princess, pointed to his nose and said to him.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry for you two. I'm unintentional and don't want to offend either of you, but the son of the devil has been resurrected, and the Middle-earth world is being threatened. Do you want to see your home suffer from the orc army **? Do you want to see your relatives and friends being attacked by the orc army? Killing? Are you willing to experience the taste of war? Are you..." The gray-robed mage stretched out his finger and gently in the air, and an illusory parchment immediately appeared. He put on the reading glasses and continued, "Don't you want to be heroes who save the world? Are you willing to be unknown for a lifetime? Do you really want to see this beautiful world destroyed and controlled by demons or ghosts, do you..."

"Have you finished speaking? The dwarf's ears are about to be tortured to death by you," the dwarf Zhao Ze shouted.

"Be quiet, you unbred dwarf, the great mage is right. Our world is indeed threatened by the son of the devil," the elf princess Shangguan Mei stared at the dwarf and said.

"You arrogant elf princess, such an important task to save the world is not something you can do, let alone a relaxing picnic, nor is it a date in your dreams. If you want to be reincarnated early, I, the smartest dwarf in Luzhou, will not stop you."

"You..." The elf princess's angry eyes came out. She was about to grab the starting point and hit the dwarf Zhao Ze. Suddenly, she heard Wen Yanbo, a gray-robed mage, say, "You are all quiet, and the sky is about to collapse. If you quarrel again, I will find someone else to save the Middle-earth world. Your bonus will also be given to others, honor. The same!"

"I don't care. Dwarves have always been very selfish. I just want to be a very otaku dwarf. Have you ever mentioned that who invented the word otaku?" The dwarf Zhao Ze said disdainfully to the gray-robed mage.

"I'm the same. How can the noble elf princess care about those baskets of gold? Grey-robed mage, you underestimate me too much, huh!"

Things were deadlocked again. The gray-robed mage was silent and said to himself: It's time to use his hand.

The wind blew out of the mountains, with the fresh smell of vegetation and dew, which also brought a glimmer of hope.

Dwarf Zhao Ze's mushroom house

"Dwarf Zhao Ze, if you are willing to complete this task, I will help you achieve a wish and never break your promise. I swear in the name of the great human king!" Wen Yanbo, the mage in gray robe, said.

"Really?"

"Really!"

"What is the name of the king of the human race? Where do you live? What's the ID number?" asked the dwarf Zhao Ze.

"This is our king's information, you can see." Wen Yanbo, a gray-robed mage, handed a roll of parchment to Zhao Ze.

After reading the information on the roll of parchment, the dwarf Zhao Ze slowly opened his eyebrows and looked at the gray-robed mage Wen Yanbo: "Okay, I agree. What's the task?"

"Very good, wait a minute, I'll ask the elf princess again"

The gray-robed mage turned around and looked at the lovely back of the elf princess and said leisurely, "Your Highness Aylandel, your ally is in danger. Your father asked me to say to you that if you are willing to join the adventure of the dwarf Zhao Ze, he will agree to all your requirements." < /P>

The elf princess suddenly turned around, stared into the eyes of the gray-robed mage Wen Yanbo, and asked, "When have you seen my father? Isn't he in the elf forest in Dali? You're lying."

"No, I'm telling the truth. Your father is visiting our king's castle at this time. He told me in person that he needs your help, and your people also need it."

"What if I don't care?" Shangguan Mei replied coldly.

"No, you have the blood of your sister Aylandel. Your sister is very brave. She saved your people at the critical moment of the Millennium War. I believe you will do better than her." The gray-robed mage continued to induce her.

"Why, why do you say that I can do better than her? My sister is dead, you know, I don't want to die, I just want to live well, what a great rescue action, just want me to give my life, I won't be so stupid, give up."

"You think too much. In fact, you don't know what happened to your sister, otherwise you wouldn't say that."

"Do you know?" The elf princess asked the gray-robed mage, but she didn't believe him.

"I know, do you want to know?"

"It doesn't matter"

"That's what you want to know"

"I said it doesn't matter. Don't deliberately misinterpret what I mean."

"Well, your sister is not dead, really not!"

When the elf princess heard the gray-robed mage in front of her saying that her sister was not dead, her heart trembled and her breathing became a little short. After a while, she said, "You lied to me"

"No, she's really not dead. Is she here?"

Wen Yanbo, a gray-robed mage, took out a very old small wooden box from his travel pocket, engraved with a line of gold-plated words: Princess Ring.

"Look" The gray-robed mage slowly opened the box, and Zhao Ze also came over and stared at him curiously.

"What is this, a ring? Are you kidding?" said the elf princess.

"This ring is your sister. The old demon king, Emperor Liao, lied to her, let her create the Supreme Ring with the flame in the furnace of Hell, and let her fall into the dark world and always listen to the devil's mercy, but do you know that half of the power of the Supreme Ring comes from here. Your sister's last work Pin, Princess Ring!"

"So what? It's just a ring. Destroy it, so that the devil won't bother everyone."

"Well, if I tell you that your sister's soul is in this ring, will you still destroy it? If you want, I can do it immediately."

After saying that, the gray-robed mage took out the hammer from the travel bag.

"Dwarf Zhao Ze, now your task has changed. This is the hammer of the hell furnace. As long as you take this hammer outside and knock this ring hard, it will be completely finished, and then your mission is over. Go, kid!"

"Really? Great, I can continue to watch TV after this. Give it to me."

The dwarf Zhao Ze was about to reach out to pick up the ring, and the elf princess grabbed it.

"No, don't"

"Your Highness, if you change your mind, you have to do what I want immediately. There is less and less time. The black knights are already on the way. The night is coming. My spells can't beat them. You know, I can't do anything without the sun."

"Then you are a useless person?" Zhao Ze, the dwarf, asked.

"Get out, you are the loser. This is my weakness. Dwarf Zhao Ze, you also have weaknesses. Don't laugh at me."

"Oh, I know it's wrong, great mage!" Zhao Ze replied.

"Okay," the elf princess Shangguan Mei finally opened her mouth and said, "I have made up my mind. For the humble life of your human beings and for the sake of my people, I am willing to sacrifice once. Tell me, what should I do?"

"Yes, what should we do? The Black Knight is very powerful. I heard a bard named Ron say that the dwarf is not their opponent," the dwarf Zhao Ze asked nervously.

"It's very simple," Wen Yanbo, a gray-robed mage, said, "Run quickly, run as far as possible, and then hide it so that they can't find it."

"Ah?" The dwarf Zhao Ze and the elf princess Shangguan Mei were stunned.

"Master, are you not sick? In our memory, you should be very sad and say to us, "Son, take it on the road to the volcano in Modu, destroy it, and then we will be saved."

"Well, that's the previous legend. The son of the devil became smarter after his resurrection. He sent the volcano into a different dimension with powerful dark magic. No one can find it, so the Ring can no longer be destroyed. Another thing is that it's a pity that such a rare treasure is destroyed." The gray robe mage shook. The head said.

"???" The elf princess blinked puzzledly.

"Then how do you put it on?"

"Yes, such a powerful treasure, you can do it all by wearing it," said the dwarf Zhao Ze.

"Well, I haven't thought about it, but do you know that there is another secret to this Ring, which even the Devil doesn't know"

"What's the secret" the elf princess asked.

"This ring is called the Ring Princess, and there is your sister's soul in it, that is to say, you have to pay a high price to wear it."

"What's the cost of a check?" Zhao Ze said.

"Get out, it's not a check. In that case, I would have worn it long ago," the gray robe mage replied.

"What is that? Tell me quickly," the elf princess asked.

"That is, anyone who wears this ring will become a woman, an authentic woman. As the greatest and most promising male mage today, how can I become a woman in order to become famous? That's not good for my reputation. Another point is that I already have a wife, so I'd rather let you escape with it. I don't want the son of the devil to get it. Do you understand me?"

The dwarf Zhao Ze and the elf princess Shangguan Mei nodded, "I see, I completely understand, but where are we going? The Middle-earth world is so big. No matter where we hide, we will be found by the devil's men. We don't want to die!"

"Don't worry, I'll help you think of a place to go. Come and take it!" The gray-robed mage said.

"What is this? Is there any strange symbol engraved on it? Is it a tadpole?" The dwarf Zhao Ze asked him.

"No, fool, this is a ticket to the 21st century. Some time ago, an Airbus plane from the future world crashed into our territory. The king asked me to deal with this matter. It happened that the son of the devil came to make trouble again, so I came up with a wonderful idea. You took this flight to 21 Century, live there well. As long as this harmful ring does not appear in the Middle-earth world, we will be safe."

"Oh, oh, that's a good idea. It's really a good idea." The dwarf Zhao Ze couldn't help agreeing, "How can we live after the 21st century?"

"Well, I've already thought about it for you. Didn't you know how to do magic, dwarf Zhao Ze? The elf princess is taken care of by you. When you get there, you will do a good job whatever you find. Don't worry, I have already investigated this. The people over there are very stupid. If you want to be famous, as long as you become a big spider on the street, I promise you will become a celebrity the next day, which is more popular here. Double!"

"Yes, it makes sense, it makes sense! Then the elf princess and I will go quickly."

"Yes, yes, let's get out of it!"

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