17. Guan Yunchang VS Lin Chong
Youth is an immortal poem, and youth is an unforgettable memory,
Youth is hot-blooded.
Will you come back after your youth?
Wu sat on a rock with his beloved xylophone and sang...
In front of the watermelon stall on the roadside,
Song Jiang stood there holding two roasted corns and shouted loudly, "Come on, Brother Guan, come on, we support you, we support you, Brother Guan will win!" Liang Shan is wathing to us."
The decisive battle next to the bamboo forest is about to begin,
"I'm lost on the road of life again. Can you tell me why? "Old man," the teenager Lin Chong asked leisurely with a golden gun in his arms.
"It seems to be a profound question. Guan thinks that's your fate," Guan Yunchang answered with a horizontal knife on his chest.
"What is your fate? It's troublesome to have a long beard all your life. Nowadays, girls don't like old men with long beards," said Lin Chong and took a step forward with a golden gun in his arms.
Guan Yun smiled, held the big knife to the ground, and told him, "Young man, fate is like the clouds in the sky, scattered, uncertain and elusive. The more you want to know where your fate is, the more distressed you will be. It's better to live happily. Maybe one day, you need a woman to suppress it. Only then will you understand what I mean by myself. Do you understand?"
......
Three swallows chased through the clear sky. The bamboo forest suddenly calmed down, and the dew on the leaves could be heard quietly dripping.
Another gust of wind blew across the roadside, rolling a few fallen leaves past the feet.
Lin Chong jumped up, and the golden gun flashed like lightning.
Guan Yunchang waved his knife and cut into the air, and the air penetrated the long rainbow.
In the blink of an eye, the knife and gun hit a place, and the spark shot everywhere, making a harsh sound. Lin Chong stabbed twenty-one shots in one breath.
Guns kill people.
Guan Yunchang was not willing to show weakness. He waved the green dragon knife in his palm and cut it out repeatedly. The momentum was terrible. He was really worthy of being the martial saint of the Three Kingdoms.
However, Lin Chong's shooting is much higher than expected. He moves so fast that he didn't give Guan Yunchang a chance to breathe and chased him to kill.
After a few moves,
Lin Chong's golden gun approached again, and it pierced Guan Yunchang's chest. Maybe it was only an inch away. Guan Yun grew up and suddenly dodged sideways. The golden gun passed by, leaving a deep dent on the tiger's head and shoulder armor.
Lin Chongxiaosheng was secretly happy and was about to pull back. Unexpectedly, Guan Yunchang did not retreat and advanced. He flew on his body, took a palm, and hit the young man on the shoulder.
"Good luck, old man, be careful"
Guan Yunchang slapped it out, and Lin Chong flew up and kicked it. At the moment when they hit each other, the two retreated separately, and then rushed forward to fight together again.
There is a saying:
White air connects the sky, and the golden gun roars the green dragon
Drive the dragon and tiger, whip the world, and cut the sky
It's hard to win or lose
Guan Yun Changhu's eyes flashed with fine light, and the more brave he fought. He looked at Lin Chong and his beautiful eyebrows. Suddenly, he felt pity and thought of the adopted son Guan Suo.
"Young man, do you know why you are fighting with me?" Guan Yunchang asked him.
"Do you still need a reason for the war?" Lin Chong replied.
"Why don't you need it? When I beheaded Huaxiong, I said a sentence and told him why I beheaded him that day."
"Why?"
"In order to drink, I'm an alcoholic!" Guan Yunchang said.
"I'm puzzled, the reason is not enough. Let me tell you, I think of a reason, the reason for fighting with you." Lin Chongxu shook his shot and jumped away.
"Speak and see" Guan Yunchang was finally relieved, dragging a big knife with his backhand and gasping.
"Because I'm lonely, I'll beat you"
"I understand the teenager, I tell you that loneliness is because your soul is empty. Guan is not lonely, because Guan has friends, people he loves, drinks, and can sleep with women to enjoy the greatest... love"
Qingfeng broke up Guan Yunchang's last sentence. Lin Chong didn't hear it clearly and asked quickly, "What did you say in the last sentence just now?"
"Guan said to sleep with a woman and enjoy the greatest...love"
The wind blew away Guan Yunchang's words again.
"Hey, friend, what is a friend? Why don't I have it? What is the greatest love that the old man said?" Lin Chong walked into the bamboo forest with a gun in confusion, and his head did not look back.
"Wait, teenager, it's not over yet," Guan Yunchang waved and asked.
"I don't want to fight, goodbye!"
A moment later, the young Lin Chong hid into the depths of the bamboo forest and disappeared.
At the same time, on Liangshan, Li Kui held an axe and chased Wang Lun all over the mountain.
"Wang Lun, run slowly," Li Kui shouted loudly.
"Bah, how can your little trick deceive me, the young master Liangshan, who is romantic and has a very high IQ, delusional." Wang Lun still ran forward desperately, as fast as the wind.
"By the way, Wang Lun, in fact, I didn't cut you down when I came to the mountain this time. Can you wait for me to finish my words before running?" Li Kui was so tired that he almost lost his breath. Then he sat down by the stream, lost his axe, and gasped heavily.
At this time, Wang Lun ran to the opposite side of the river, and the two were about three feet apart.
"Okay, it's safe, say it, black face"
"Fuck you, you are the black face." Li Kui threw a stone the size of an egg to Wang Lun.
Wang Lun was so angry that he threw back a bigger piece and splashed water on his face in front of Li Kui.
Wang Lun smiled and said, "Don't say that your black face is very interesting. It's even. Just say it."
Li Kui wiped the stream on his face, took off his rotten straw shoes and put his two big feet into the water, and stirred them comfortably.
"Oh, you'd better not say it. I'm leaving. I won't play with you." Wang Lun shook the ribbon on the side of the cloth hat and asked.
"Don't worry, don't worry, I'll say it"
"Well, fart quickly, I have to rush back to lunch"
"Don't be afraid to hold you to death," Li Kui muttered, and then opened his mouth and shouted to the other side, "Wang Lun, we want to go up the mountain. Please make it convenient for you, okay!"
Wang Lun looked at the sky and suddenly said, "Oh, it seems that it's going to rain. I have to find an umbrella, otherwise it's not good to get caught in the rain."
"Wait, I have it, here you"
After saying that, Li Kui lost the umbrella.Wang Lun picked it up and immediately put it on top of his head.
The rain is cold and wet.
"Damn it, you are so cunning. If you let me get caught in the rain alone, you will get sick," Li Kui scolded.
"Come on, you beg me to return it to my mother-in-law. Be careful that I will go back on my word," Wang Lun said threateningly.
"Okay, just think I didn't say it." Li Kui quickly bowed and apologized, and then asked again, "I said, Wang Lun, how are you thinking about it? Our three brothers want to join the Liangshan Club. It's such a simple thing. Just nod your head."
"It's easy to nod, but the rules can't be bad. What's more, those who live in Liangshan are all elites. Are you elites? What's the certificate?" Wang Lun asked him.
The big raindrops hit Li Kui's face. He braved the rain and replied, "Of course, our three brothers are all elites, but I haven't heard that our elites in the Song Dynasty still need vouchers?"
"That's right, for example: Bianliang University undergraduate certificate, Jiangnan University college certificate, military academy officer completion certificate, and the worst one also needs a health certificate. Do you have it?"
"No, but do we have any other certificates?" Li Kui asked tentatively.
"Other certificates are also okay, you can listen to it"
After half a ring, Li Kui took out a piece of paper from his pocket, which was almost rotten.
He held up the piece of paper and replied happily, "Wang Lun, I found it. Is my birth certificate OK?"