25. Looking for Song Jiang I

In six years, many things will happen and many things will change. No one can predict or even explain what force is dominating all this. If one day, even the old lady on the street will say to you, "Hey, Song Jiang, I admire you very much!"

That only shows one thing. Life is really wonderful!

Song Jiang, a nobody and a former idealist, had read several books written by General Zhao Ze, so he suddenly wanted to go hiking. The goal was to become a respectable great ancient knight and live a romantic and legendary life.

However, the world is unpredictable. Just like the song sung in a song, the wind of going far is annoyance. Obviously, it is a drifting life, but it inherits the bright sun and turns into a beautiful autumn color...

Song Jiang, who used to be the public enemy of the national government, the former Flying Car theft, and the former most wanted criminal in the empire, encountered a lot of strange things in the past six years. Sometimes, even he couldn't believe it. He actually survived and became the most popular villain in the history of the Song Dynasty. Of course, the exact name is Hollywood and Bollywood in the Song Dynasty. The most popular villain in the birthplace of the two major movies.

I remember that Song Jiang had done a lot of ridiculous things at the beginning of his career. What made him most proud was that one day he passed by the door of a house. When he looked up, he saw a girl in red with long hair drying her clothes on the balcony on the second floor.

I don't know if it was a coincidence or luck. When a gust of wind blew, the girl's pink underwear fell from the bamboo pole and fell from Song Jiang. He took action like lightning, caught the underwear, and then sniffed up.

"Good taste, I like it!"

The ancients said it well, and everyone loves beauty. At that moment, Song Jiang suddenly moved his heart, and an idea suddenly came to his mind. I want to marry her. Yes, I want to marry her.

So he stepped forward and knocked on the door. He wanted to return the underwear to her and express his admiration for her, hoping that God could help him. However, Song Jiang was dumbfounded when the door opened.

The heart said: Who is this person? Fat and ugly, with an iron rod in his hand! Don't...

What to be afraid of is a common thing in this world. The fat and ugly old woman picked up Song Jiang and asked angrily, "Kid, who is the most beautiful woman in the Song Dynasty? Let's talk about it after thinking about it, or break your head!"

Song Jiang has been walking around the world for many years. He knows the meaning of this strong woman's words without asking, so he quickly begged for mercy and said, "Of course it's you, I respect you most..."

"Bear by the way, may I ask your name?" Song Jiang pretended to be cute and asked her.

"Well, it's your acquaintance." After the extremely strong woman put Song Jiang down, she helped him pull the wrinkled clothes into a ball, and then instantly changed to tell him, and said to him delicately, "Listen, the slave family is the most beautiful and lovely Miss Ruhua in Song Dynasty. You can write it down. Remember to go anywhere in the future. You have to mention me, my beauty, my kindness, and my heart that is more real than gold. I look forward to a prince charming horse riding a sweaty BMW to marry me..."

Regardless of what the woman who claimed to be the most beautiful and lovely woman in the Song Dynasty said to Song Jiang, at least Song Jiang later figured out one thing. He knocked on the wrong door. It turned out that the girl in red lived opposite, but he knocked on Sun Ruhua, the daughter of a fat and ugly old pirate who had never been married in Qinghe County.

The failure in love and the failure on the battlefield are the two things that can't be tolerated as a Song Dynasty, that is to say, they can only tolerate one of them.

When Song Jiang first came out of the hut, he was frustrated in the scene of love in Qinghe County and almost lost himself to the daughter of the old pirate. This ** is not what ordinary people can bear, not to mention being forced. When he worshipped heaven and earth that night, he thought about it. When he entered the bridal chamber, he took the opportunity to knock Ruhua unconscious and then fled.

Ruhua's family is full of pirates, grandparents, parents, relatives and friends, and even the godfather who baptized her are pirates.

When I was a child, the flower really looked like a delicate flower. Everyone loved her, but the pirates had a famous saying: the wind and waves are high, hey, be careful sailing, hey, don't overturn the boat, hey!

Ruhua's ancestors and parents have not overturned the boat, and even her beautiful mother has not overturned the boat, but in her generation, she turned over the boat when she went to sea. After that, Ruhua began to overeat, so that it has developed to what it is today.

Song Jiang's little abacus was ringing, but he couldn't escape the eyes of the old pirate. He had already ordered people to nail all the windows of his house, and then sent all the pirates to surround her daughter's house to prevent Song Jiang from escaping. Because of the previous lessons, the previous son-in-law escaped after arriving at this level, so In any case, the son-in-law can't escape this time.

If a woman loses her body to a man, a bunch of men will stand by the roadside and clap their hands, but if a man loses herself to a woman, it is a different mood.

After all, Song Jiang's virginity was confessed to Qinghe County, but a few days later, he took the opportunity of Ruhua to go back to his mother's house and fled into the forest, so there was a story of road robbery behind.

The wise man in the forest once said this: The power of anger is the power of destruction. Please don't hurt the big forest, or I will show you the power of green and the green anger!

Song Jiang lived in the green forest for a year. In this year, the forest taught him a lot of things and gradually made him understand the importance of power. If you really want to become a great immortal knight, imagination alone is not enough. In that case, you are only suitable to be a great incantation poem. People, just like Ron, but that's another story.

The wind taught him to shoot arrows, the deer taught him to run, the bear taught him to slap people, the squirrel taught him to climb trees, the bees taught him to pick, and many small animals helped him, so Song Jiang has a deep affection for the big forest.

However, after all, people are still people. They like to travel together, like to be lively, like strange things, and can't stand loneliness.

One day, when the bad boy Wu used it to go to the forest, everything changed, because he told Song Jiang a story about "Forest Man". Song Jiang believed it, and from then on, he began to live a reckless life.

Song Jiang, Wu Yong and Li Kui are heroes in the forest. They have many friends and live in the forest. They only rob, not kill people, because the era of killing has passed, and now elegant robbery is popular, and then they are interviewed by reporters.

Reporters are happy to run to the forest and interview one hero after another in the forest. Among them, Song Jiang is the most notorious. Infamous is an official saying, and the folk saying is a household name, because Song Jiang is robbing the rich to help the poor, or an environmentalist.

In Song Jiang's memory, the Bianliang Times of Beijing Normal University interviewed him and published a big photo of him on the front page of the Mid-Autumn Festival in 1062. That photo was a close-up of Song Jiang standing on the tree branch with a green cloak and bows and arrows on his back.

In order to make this news more attractive and lethal, the old editor of Bianliang Times and founder Mr. Meng Yuanlao once wrote such a paragraph in the forest hero story below:

Dear readers, you know that you can't lie in two professions in the Song Dynasty. Now let me tell you that the first is the pharmacist. If they give the wrong prescription, they will be beheaded or even exiled, so they dare not lie. The second is the reporter. What is a reporter? They are the mouthpiece of the people, the weapons in the hands of the people, and part of the people's democratic and free rights, so journalists can't Lie, because they never lie!

Well, let's get back to the point. The story of Song Jiang, a good man in the forest, is also true today. Please believe me, Song Jiang really lives by our side, in our world...