29. Continue the legend

The ** sound next door was earth-shaking, waking up the sleeping person.

This is the scene in Chao's second crime action film, "Damn, I'm the Little Mr.". This film is the sister chapter of the first "Damn, I'm the Big Sir". It inherits the consistent style of Chao's film: horror, gloomy, bloody, violent, but full of the breath of life.

The script is still written by Chao Gai, the boss of the gang, and the story is like this.

A long time ago... 1069 A.D.

The little gentleman lived in the Hotel California. He lay in a single** with a white sheet under him, whiter than his face, and had a strange dream.

In the gloomy castle, several people were sitting around the stove and telling stories. At the beginning, when the little gentleman joined them, he just heard this paragraph:

The witch appears in the darkest night, from the most gloomy and cold darkness, and her sadness will coagulate every drop of blood in your veins...

suddenly, a gray figure appeared in the window

......

The wind blew in and gently raised the corner of the curtain

The little gentleman woke up. Because the ** next door was too loud, he interrupted his dream. He didn't even hear the end of the story. He jumped out of bed angrily, walked barefoot to the wall, and knocked heavily.

Then I heard the woman next door shouting, "What's the matter? We are busy."

"Bastard, can you turn down the volume?" The little gentleman shouted and replied.

"No, you idiot, we can't help it," the woman said.

"Can't you do something else?" The little gentleman squatted down in pain.

"If you don't **, what else can you do!" The woman laughed.

......

The little gentleman shook his head and crawled back **, and then closed his eyes. He didn't know whether he had fallen asleep or how long he had slept, like falling into the fog. At this moment, there was a rapid knock on the door in his ear.

"Damn it, I'm going to kill it and break all its eggs!" The little gentleman took out a gun from under the pillow and walked to the door with the cold guy.

He suddenly opened the door, raised his pistol, and held the other party's forehead. He was about to speak, but he was stunned.

Because there is a sexy and hot woman standing in front of him. She is real, as if drunk, not a poster at the door of the pub.

"I want to drink some frozen drinks!" The sexy woman said, and then threw herself into the little gentleman's arms and pestered him.

This is a gift from God, and the little gentleman was happy to accept it, so he closed the door, threw the pistol into the trash can, went to bed with a sexy woman in his arms, and began a three-day life.

For this reason, the California Hotel paid the price of three springs. In addition, the Milan chandelier on the first floor also needs to be repaired. Several screws are loose. Fortunately, there are no casualties. Fortunately, it is really lucky.

After that, Mr. Xiao became a refused customer of the California Hotel, because his behavior brought a lot of disaster to the whole hotel, at least the hotel manager said so.

Three days later, the little gentleman and the woman who had a one-night stand came to a western town. After getting out of the carriage, they stepped into a bank hand in hand.

"Listen now, this is a robbery. Don't move!"

The little gentleman and the woman pulled out their guns at the same time and aimed them at everyone present (note that this is a close-up). More than a dozen people who were still queuing up at the counter to save money were immediately scared to the ground, holding their hands above their heads, and begging not to kill them.

Mr. Xiao quickly walked to the front of the team, knocked on the glass window with the barrel of the gun, and told the manager on duty, "Take out all the money quickly, or break this piece of glass"

The manager on duty in a black vest quickly came to the window with a few money bags full of money, and then pushed it in front of the little gentleman. The little gentleman pointed at the gun and motioned him to stand aside.

The manager on duty quickly raised his hands and stood aside and said nervously to the young gentleman, "Please don't hurt me. I'm just an employee!"

The little gentleman came to the woman with a pile of money bags and urged, "Okay, are you satisfied this time? Let's leave!"

The woman did not answer him immediately, but took two steps forward with a Thomson submachine gun. Then, she suddenly raised the muzzle and fired fiercely at the ceiling.

The chilling sound of gunfire made everyone present scared to death.

A fragile old woman collapsed first. She rushed madly and wanted to hold the woman with a gun, but she would really kill her without mercy.

However, the little gentleman didn't want to see this happen, so he pulled her out of the bank, intercepted a black motorcycle by the roadside, jumped up quickly and ran away.

In the evening, the little gentleman and the woman lit a bonfire by a strange stream, drank a bottle of 30-year-old California red wine, and then spent an intoxicating night together. That night was so crazy that the little gentleman still suspected that it was just a dream.

The next day, a ray of sunshine woke up the little gentleman, and the bird sang a pleasant song beside him.

At this time, he found that he was hung upside down on the tree naked. There was a ten-yuan note lying quietly in the place where the clothes were originally placed, with a beautiful stone pressed on it. If you look carefully, you can still find red kiss marks.

"Damn it, I don't know her name yet!" The little gentleman thought hatefully, not because she left quietly, but because she didn't know her name, which was really infuriating.

Accompany her**, rob her, and accompany her to the river for a picnic. In the end, she will lose her. Any man will be very angry, not to mention a bad man like Mr. Xiao, so he has figured out when he catches her, tie her up first, and then how to deal with it. He hasn't figured it out yet. Maybe he will use an old one. It is more appropriate to decide.

When the little gentleman was hanging there and thinking nonsense, a python was crawling down the rope and opening its mouth. Maybe in the blink of an eye, it would eat him. At this critical moment, something broke through the air.

He broke the rope and nailed the python to the opposite trunk.

The little gentleman got up from the grass and scratched his head in confusion, wondering what had happened.

But suddenly I heard the rustling footsteps in the forest behind him, as well as the cry of the natives. The sound kept penetrating into his back, making the little gentleman suddenly understand something.

A moment later, a native appeared in front of him, and his body was almost **, but his body was painted in black and white with terrible patterns symbolizing bravery. The native man took a look at the little gentleman, then pointed at the python nailed to the trunk of the tree, pointed to himself, and finally said a native language that the little gentleman didn't understand.

The little gentleman frowned to show that he didn't understand, and then he also pointed to himself and the trunk of the tree like a native.

The native seemed to understand something. He immediately took off the wreath on his head and put it on the top of the little gentleman's head. Then he patted him on the shoulder and turned to the tree trunk.

The little gentleman shrugged his shoulders and felt good. At least he had a hat, so he walked into the jungle wearing this hat.

Half an hour later, the little gentleman walked out of the jungle and appeared on the edge of a grassland with his bare buttocks. There were people herding sheep, so he walked towards the shepherd.

"Hi, hello, can you give me a dress? My clothes are gone after taking a shower!" The little gentleman said.

The shepherd was lying on the grass and taking a nap, with a white towel wrapped in his head and a cigarette bag in his mouth. When he opened his eyes, he saw the naked little gentleman and was surprised. After a sound, he jumped up from the ground like a spring, put a hand on the little gentleman's shoulder, comforted him with sympathetizing eyes, and then said in the northern Shaanxi. "Baby, this is a common thing. You stay here for a while. I'll go home and get you a dress!"

The shepherd ran back home. His home was on the green hillside. There was a broken grass room, and there was a set of girl's clothes on the wooden shelf in front of the door. However, the shepherd did not take the clothes back immediately, but went back to the house and took other things before coming out.

Five minutes later, the little gentleman stood in front of the sheep with his bare buttocks and took a great pose to take a picture with the shepherd, and then he was allowed to put on the girl's clothes and leave.

The bottom are the three fast-forward lenses,

The little gentleman walked on a remote country road and met three masked bandits who threatened to rape her. In fact, it was him, because he was wearing the clothes of a shepherd girl.

As a result, the three unlucky guys were stripped of their clothes and tied to a coconut tree on the roadside by the little gentleman, making the sun turn into baked potatoes.

When turning the corner, an old woman and a little boy came towards her. The old woman carried a fruit basket on the left, and the little boy bit the apple on the right. Although she looked kind, her eyes were full of murderousness. Suddenly, the old woman took a big gun from the basket and pointed it at the little gentleman. The little boy took out his hand from his pocket. Grenade, they want to solve him all at once.

The little gentleman was already ready, so he rolled to one side, picked up two pieces of cow dung from the ground, and threw it out. One knocked the old woman to the ground and stuffed one into the little boy's mouth. The gun in the old woman's hand flew out, and the little boy's grenade also took off his hand. When the little gentleman stood up, it was all in his hand. .

Then, he continued on the road majestically.

The following is the scene of a cool man who doesn't watch the explosion,

At noon, the scorching sun burned the earth. The little gentleman felt that he was about to become toast, but he had no choice but to walk down the Loess Highway, hoping to hold on until the sun went down. In that case, he might see a town.

At this time, a red convertible Beetle car came from the distant horizon at a maximum speed.

Then, he suddenly stopped next to the little gentleman. At this time, the yellow sand in the sky blocked the audience's sight.

A moment later, the yellow sand dispersed. The little gentleman appeared in the picture in a tattered windbreaker and was wearing sunglasses coolly with one hand. At this time, the wind raised the corners of his clothes, making him full of majestic king's spirit.

Before entering the city, the little gentleman and three cool little brothers blew up a gas station on the way, because they refused to accept checks and spoke foreign languages. The huge fireball rose behind them, and they ran forward without looking back.

Twenty minutes later, a police car caught up, so a hot car chase game began.

Two running cars are one after the other, one is as fast as a meteor, the other is as fast as lightning, the other is desperate, and the other is chasing after each other.

At the same time, the little gentleman had to stand up gracefully and shoot with both hands, beating the Mustang police car into a hornet's nest.

However, the police car was very strong and seemed to be bulletproof. The police inside kept fighting back with various light and heavy weapons, beating the Beetle in front of them unbearably.

When the chase game reached an impasse, the highway came to an end, and there was a bottomless cliff in front of it.

The Beetle first flew into the air in the most beautiful posture, followed by the Mustang.

At this time, all the people in the car screamed, because hell was right in front of them.

......

"Will it continue after the half-time break?" Liu Tang asked.

"Of course, this is just the beginning, and the good show is still behind!" Chao Gai replied.