Chapter 3 Bandits on the Mountain
In the easternmost part of the Jinluo Dynasty, there is a Yanzhou city near the border. There is a Heifeng Mountain on the outskirts of Yanzhou, and there is a Heifeng Village on Heifeng Mountain. There is a group of cruel and strange and murderous bandits living in the stockade - this is a hundred miles below the Heifeng Mountain. No, at least it is known within thousands of miles.
Whenever there is a child in the family who is disobedient, the impatient parents will always threaten to say, "If you quarrel again, if you quarrel again, you will be thrown to Heifeng Mountain!" Let those bandits eat you raw." - Just hearing this can tell how notorious Heifengzhai is in the eyes of the people.
Of course, this kind of bandit who usually uses robbery for a living, as long as you don't pass through their territory and are not found by them, it won't be a big problem. They won't cross the border and run to other people's mountains to rob you, right?
But the decline is in decline. This Heifeng Mountain is special. It not only spans several boundaries, but also has rapid rivers blocking it. It doesn't matter if there is no bridge on the river. However, the only two official roads and paths are all built at the foot of the mountain. If you want to enter and exit Yanzhou City, you have to pass through Heifeng Mountain, but Heifeng Mountain is also a bar. The territory of Heifengzhai...
Therefore, ordinary people go out, especially those who have a lot of money in their pockets and are ready to go to Yanzhou to the Feifeng Kingdom next door to do business. They have to think about Amitabha in their hearts and beg the Bodhisattva to bless the bandits on the mountain. They have no time to take care of themselves.
I don't know if the Bodhisattva is particularly effective, or whether the real bandits have the habit of sleeping temporarily. Anyway, many caravans have indeed passed through Heifeng Mountain smoothly and without danger. Of course, there are also some unlucky ones who were searched as soon as they entered the mountain, and even lost their lives. White.
Although the government has not sent people to encircle and suppress it, it has been said earlier that Heifeng Mountain is unique and dangerous. Not to mention that the three cliffs on the back mountain are so smooth that they can't climb like mirrors, they can't climb. At the bottom of the cliff wrapped in thick fog under the cliff, there are no living people who can come up alive after going down, and the only one with green ones. On those two sides, the black wind mountain people who adhere to the fine tradition of despicable, shameless, sinister and cunning, of course laid a lot of traps and ambush on the mountain road early. As long as someone dares to go up the mountain without consent, the safekeeping will make him absolutely unforgettable and wonderful hospitality in this life.
The only group of officers and soldiers who had participated in the operation to encircle and suppress the Black Wind Mountain had no choice but to say that it was really fucking a nightmare-like operation they had participated in the most bloated, lactic acid and painful in their lives - it was originally a heroic attack in the name of killing, but the bandit's nest was not besieged and purged. On the contrary, the brothers who were ordered to go up the mountain were killed and injured. They didn't even see the cottage gate. They were first remediated by a pile of trap defenses. Most of them had broken arms and legs, and many of them were disfigured.
The most tricky thing is that the group of guys on the mountain actually insidiously dug a pit and buried several big hornet's nests on the mountain road. One of them didn't notice it. The consequence of stepping on the mine was that all the brothers howled and became ready-made red bean monsters... I really feel wronged when I think about it.
After several days in a row, everyone really couldn't stand it. They could only retreat first and attack again for more than half a month. Unexpectedly, the result was still bleak this time. Heifengzhai didn't even have to go out of the mountain gate. He directly dug traps and threw stones and powder, and then closed the door to release the dog... Er, it's a horse. The bee easily beat them back to their mother's home again - it's really not an ordinary shame to say, but the people have a lot of resentment, and it's not so easy to escape and retreat.
So for the poor reputation of his own family and the black gauze hat on his head, the governor in charge of the encirclement and suppressation can only stir people's hearts again and again and shout at the foot of the mountain, kill, and then be killed by others again and again and again and be killed back to the foot of the mountain. - I feel ashamed that the governor of Jiangdong's father has wanted to jump off the cliff directly for several times.
What? Do you mean burning mountains? Burning the mountain is indeed a way.
Of course, the grieving and angry governor also thought about this idea, but at that time, before they set off the fire, ice water like drifting heavy rain suddenly splashed down the top of the mountain. Not to mention that the fire folds were extinguished, even the food and grass they brought on them were watered with a cool heart. That night, they could only rely on eating cold food. The batter barely fills the stomach.
Well, the first failure, let's try to succeed the second time!
The governor always thought that fire attack was an unprecedented good idea, but just as he ordered people to secretly set fire, the villagers in several villages at the foot of the mountain did not know where they got the news. They actually surrounded them and cried one by one by one with their thighs and said that there were tombs of ancestors on the mountain, and the mountain would be bad. The feng shui broke the dragon vein and hurt the qi of the Jinluo Dynasty - the dragon vein was broken! Such a serious thing can't be done even if the governor has hundreds of courage - and the trick is that after he really invited several feng shui gentlemen to see it, the place is really where the dragon vein is, and it can't be burned decisively.
When he heard the news, the governor was listening to his subordinates report on the number of casualties this time. The two were combined. The poor governor immediately pressed his chest and couldn't lift it in one breath. He rolled his eyes on the spot and fainted. From then on, he had headaches, palpitations and asthma.
Fortunately, after a few months of inhuman life, the biggest boss suddenly opened his eyes with his conscience. An imperial edict came down, and all the people went back to the house and did not need to encircle and suppress the Black Wind Mountain, and from then on, they could not disturb the residents of the mountain again - the crying governor held the imperial edict on the same day. Thank you very much. With the help of the deputy general, he lay in the carriage and sobbed and went back to his hometown to recuperate.
After this battle, the name of Heifeng Village has been known all over the world since then.
With the protection of natural danger and the emperor's imperial edict, who dares to take the Heifeng Village?
Even the adults of Zhizhou, who have been guarding Yanzhou for more than ten years, dare not go to offend people's family at will. Anyway, the superiors have said that they should not disturb the residents of Heifeng Mountain - as long as they don't make a big basket and occasionally rob the little thief, he will turn a blind eye and follow them.
The powerful Zhizhou is even like this. How dare the ordinary people who only care about three meals to provoke this great plague god again? It's not that I'm tired of living.
Because I know the truth that there is only one life, and if you lose it, there will be no more. Therefore, there are very few people near Heifeng Mountain on weekdays. They will come to Heifeng Mountain for sightseeing so stupidly. Except for Li Laosan's family, who has just moved here, there is only one who relies on his rich family background and is extremely arrogant. Dead big fat pig.
"Is this guy the fat sheep this time?"
Shan Xiaowu squatted under the big tree without a image, holding a piece of paper in his hand that was enough to cover her whole body. He wrinkled his face and poked the portrait on the paper with his hands, "Erhuzi, are you right?"
Fat Sheep? The fat pig is about the same, with a round figure, a big cake face with mouse eyes, and a high nose, but looking at the chin, I don't know how many layers have been accumulated. It's more like a pig than a pig. Maybe it will drip butter when walking.
Disgusted by his imagination, Shan Xiaowu made a dry expression and quickly closed the paper and stuffed it into the hand of Er Huzi, who was also squatting.
The thin Erhuzi took the paper that was kneaded into a ball, took it out and folded it again, and then stuffed it back into his arms. He looked back with an aggrieved expression, "Little five girl, don't you still trust my ability to find out the news..." I'm so hurt.
"Oh, I'm joking occasionally. Can I still believe you, hey hey..." Shan Xiaowu smiled and waved his hand vigorously on Er Huzi's shoulder and almost fanned him out. "Look at that guy's fat appearance, he must be a rich man. Don't be polite later, as long as you remember not to hurt the innocent. People, grab as much as you can. Let's go back to the cocktail party to celebrate after grabbing it as soon as possible.
"Order!" Dozens of people behind her heard this and excitedly raised their weapons and responded with one voice.
I have been living on Heifeng Mountain since I was a child. In the eyes of everyone in the cottage, Shan Xiaowu, who is brave and scheming, has long been equivalent to the second head. In the eyes of the second head, sometimes it is more useful than what the big head says - er, of course, this must not be heard by the big head, otherwise he will definitely... Cry to show you.
"Very good, very good."
Nodding with satisfaction, Shan Xiaowu pulled out a two-finger-wide emerald cloth strip from his sleeve, rolled the scattered black hair into a thick braid with a strong local flavor, and tied the end with a cloth strip to make sure that it would not spread before throwing it back.
"I'm coming, everyone get ready!"
Someone waved the red flag several times in a conspicuous place at the top of the mountain. Seeing this, Er Huzi and others immediately lowered their bodies and let the grass cover their bodies. At the same time, they clenched the weapons in their hands and stared at the bottom of the mountain without holding their breath.
Shan Xiaowu took out several eggs the size of the oval objects wrapped in red paper from the small cloth bag he carried with him, which attracted a clever teenager around him. He whispered a few words in his ear. Seeing that he nodded, he stuffed the things in his hand into his hand. The little boy took it and took it and was careful. Holding the wings, his eyes lighted his body against the ground, holding the grass roots with one hand, and sliding forward at a very fast speed like a lizard.
"Little five girl, what is that?" Er Huzi saw all this on the side and couldn't help but be extremely curious about the red egg-like thing. Every time the little five girl can always get something strange and useful, it is difficult to surprise people.
"Hey hey, new weapon, you will know later." Shan Xiaowu sold a barrier with a smile, and then looked at the original place attentively. The sound of cars could be heard in his ear, and there were still a lot of them. It seemed that the news that the fat sheep below was the richest man in Tunzhou was true.
"Er Huzi, tell the brothers to cover their faces later, and all of them will consciously stand in the upper wind for me, okay?" Shan Xiaowu meditate for a moment and whispered to Er Huzi.
"Is it related to new weapons?" Er Huzi was not stupid. As soon as he heard it, he immediately thought of those red eggs.
"Smart!" Shan Xiaowu | Don't hesitate to give him a thumbs-up.
"I know." Er Huzi was not talkative, and immediately turned his head and asked them to tell them one by one.
"Here we are, everyone is ready! Red smoke together, attack immediately.
As soon as Shan Xiaowu's voice fell, several explosions of different sizes immediately sounded on the originally quiet shady street. The red pungent smoke immediately permeated the whole mountain forest, accompanied by the panicked hiss of the horse and the charge horn all over the mountains.
"Kill!"