Chapter 61 Corrupt Women Popularization

No matter how space and time and region are divided, from ancient times to the present, looking at all planes, there are only two things that women and women can talk about best. In addition to powerful, handsome men, the other point is beauty.

Shan Xiaowu was a lazy guy in his last life. He only had a dull boyfriend. He blew it in less than three months. Usually, he was dead at home. He lived until he was in his twenties and was an old leftover woman who never maintained it. When he came here, he changed a naturally beautiful shell. In addition, there was no air pollution. With good skin, you will naturally be too lazy to take care of yourself.

However, if she doesn't take care of herself, it doesn't mean that she doesn't know beauty. At least she has collected a lot of beauty secrets on the Internet in her last life, so it's an excellent topic to take it out and fool people now.

Women are those who please themselves.

It's not to mention that women love beauty by nature. With those vegetable and fruit beauty prescriptions and massage methods, Shan Xiaowu, the suddenly emerging Zhuangzhu's wife, won the favor of most women in Zhuangzi--

The rest is because she was an airborne force who robbed their god-like master, so she held a grudge against her and ignored her back. She spread everywhere that she was an ugly monster and shameless coquettish hooves because she had nothing to do with running around one day. It was easy to catch the current one, so the maid who took the lead in inciting was invited into the lake to drink a lot of water. It is said that she is still lying down.

When Yaoxiang and Qiqiao vividly told Shan Xiaowu these fast-flowing gossip news, she was lying on ** eating peaches. Hearing this, the peach meat biting in her mouth spewed out on the spot, which scared Yaoxiang and the two to death. As a result, she coughed and pounded the bedboard red. She smiled wildly. Finally, because she was too excited, the wound on her back inadherently cracked a few more. If it hadn't been for the viciously popped a big bag on her head with a finger of Zen, I guess she would still be still 'pain and happy' that she couldn't close her mouth.

Looking at the gloomy and helpless face, a woman's face is 25,000 or 80,000 yuan with all kinds of accidents - do you see it? It's the foil of the sinister and cunning female supporting actress, especially the woman whose ignorant maid covets the master's slanders the master, and she will become more and more like the virgin pig in the dog-blooded gossip. Feet, ah ha ha ha...

"What on earth is so happy?"

He sent Grandma Qi away and ordered Yaoxiang to wait outside the door. He sat down by the bed and pulled the quilt for her with a helpless face.

Shan Xiaowu turned his face and looked at him, with smiling tears in his eyes, and his cheeks were red. "Hey hey, you don't even know that someone said that I was a fox spirit."

Fox spirit, what a high praise! She is a shameless little girl, and some people call her a fox spirit. Haha, it's so inspiring.

He looked at her sympathetically, touched her forehead with the back of his hand, and then raised his sword eyebrows - he didn't have a fever, how could he talk nonsense.

"Are you happy to be scolded by the fox spirit?"

"That's not scolding, that's praise," Shan Xiaowu smiled, squinting and enjoying the inseparable big hand on the back of her head. "In my hometown, only those who are beautiful and have a good figure and are full of femininity will be called a fox spirit. Look at my appearance. Someone call me a vix spirit. Shouldn't I be happy?"

Gui Bu Li touched her cheek, looked down at her, and whispered, "In my eyes, you are the most beautiful."

Shan Xiaowu blinked, and his cheeks suddenly burned uncontrollably. He hurriedly turned his eyes away and did not dare to look directly. After a while, he stammered, "Well, cough, I know... cough... Thank you."

"You're welcome." He gave a serious answer with no expression on his face.

Shan Xiaowu sprayed it immediately.

"That's right, I want to ask," the two were silent for a while. Shan Xiaowu suddenly coughed a few times and looked up at him. "Are you really the master here? The island owner of Xiaoyao Island?"

He looked at her for a long time and nodded, "Uh-huh."

After getting a definite answer, Shan Xiaowu first had a burst of joy, and then awkwardly touched her nose and smiled, because she remembered her evaluation of him in the back bamboo forest of Heifengzhai. At the beginning, she resolutely said that he was either an old man who was abandoned and held a grudge or had a bad character. The strange uncle with a strange temper... I didn't know how ridiculously wrong he was until today.

If I had known it, I wouldn't have followed Master Jin Yong's ideas. Since this book is Xiaoyan, it's time to gossip: Any mysterious man wearing a mask must be a handsome man with strong martial arts skills and beautiful appearance - in the future, whoever told her that she was wearing a mask would be anxious!

Thinking of Heifengzhai, Shan Xiaowu subconsciously thought of Lao Jue. He didn't know whether the old ghost was still wandering in place, and his godfather and a group of guys in Heifengzhai. Now I don't know if he is drinking wine, singing songs and eating hot pot - of course, as a conscientious sister, Shan Xiaowu, who has rich associations, also wants to I arrived at Shan Baoqian and Feicui, who didn't know where they were.

After leaving for so long, the second brother may go to find her. In case he can't find her and let the treacherous figure in the family - it's her eldest brother who knows, does she still need to go out in the future?

Forget it, it's better to find someone to help bring a message to the second brother as soon as possible, and let him know the general situation, so as not to be banned to death as soon as she gets home, which is the first cup in history.

But then again, who should I go to?

He buried his face in the quilt and thought about it. Shan Xiaowu's eyes lit up and he had it!

So early the next morning, when Ben Lei, who came back from the practice room, passed outside the Yufeng Pavilion, Yao Xiang, who was ordered to guard the door, rushed out without saying a word with Qiqiao. One person dragged him into the room. Before Ben Lei could react, he had already arrived in front of Shan Xiaowu.

"Hi, Ben Lei, long time no see."

Shan Xiaowu sat in **, shaking his legs hanging on the edge of the bed and waved his paws at him with a smile.

"Single...single girl?" As soon as Ben Lei saw Shan Xiaowu, he immediately reflexively stared left and right and found that he was inseparable. Then he was relieved, "Hey hey, it's true that I haven't seen you for a long time."

"Sit down."

When Ben Lei sat down at the table, Shan Xiaowu said with a smile, "Last time I greeted you, what did you do so fast? I won't eat you. What are you afraid of?"

"Cough cough..."

I was choked by a mouthful of tea at the entrance of Fang, and Ben Lei howled in my heart. I couldn't say a word for a long time - you won't eat me, but your man will cut me into eighteen pieces.

Shan Xiaowu~ didn't know his psychological activities, so he blinked narrowly and said, "Or do you like me so much that you dare not come to see me?"

"..."

With a plop, Ben Lei, who was overly frightened, did not spray tea this time. He directly fell to the ground. He climbed the table and waved his hands with a pale face, and his eyes were sad and frightened like a little daughter-in-law who was abused. "No, no, absolutely not!" ... My subordinates... Even if I have a hundred courage, I dare not think so."

Don't say that he just treats her as a girl. Even if he likes her, he can't say it. It's not that his life is too long!

Last time, I just joked that I wanted to marry her as my wife, and the guy cruelly left several wounds on his arm as a souvenir. This will let him know that Xiaowu said something like that. It is estimated that when the sun rises tomorrow morning, he will have gone into the fish's stomach and be pulled into a stool.

Yaoxiang and Qiqiao rarely saw Ben Lei eating so much. They covered their mouths and looked like they didn't dare to laugh. The single little five eyes turned around, put away their heartless smiling face, cleared their throats and said, "Well, okay, I'm joking with you. The last time you saw me, I have to run. I'm mentally unbalanced and I have to find some points. "Zi?"

"Single girl, you can eat indiscriminately, and you can't talk nonsense. It will kill you..."

He got up from the ground with a sad face. Qiqiao was about to give him a cup of tea again, but he stopped him - who knows how Shan Xiaowu will scare him later. For the sake of life, tea and other murderous weapons that can chop people, let's put them aside first.

"It's strange. Why are you always shocked? The last time I saw you in the teahouse, I didn't see you so much." Shan Xiaowu subconsciously touched his face and suspected that he had long horns on his head or was disfigured. Why did Ben Lei's attitude towards her suddenly change 180 degrees - weren't they still drinking happily in Fenglai Restaurant before?

"It's a long story..." Ben Lei is bitter and can't say it, and he doesn't want to be wordy, but... It's better to be wordy than to have no life. The sword in that guy's hand is not vegetarian.

"That's a long story short." It turns out that Shan Xiaowu also eats meat.

Ben Lei grabbed his hair in distress and carefully looked at a pair of attentive Shan Xiaowu, "...can I not say it?"

You can't tell others that he almost burped when he was chased and killed by their boss because he once joked about robbing women with their boss. Now he is afraid of the well rope once he has been bitten by a snake for ten years, right? What a shame. At least he is also the owner of the Jinglei Hall of the Xiaoyao Villa. If Jianghu Tongpao knows it, he can't laugh all out?

Originally, I thought that Shan Xiaowu would not let go, but she just looked at him playfully and nodded slowly and agreed, "Ok, if you don't say it, don't say it."

"...really?" Benlei dug his ears and suspected that he had heard it wrong.

"It's truer than pearls," she took the cold medicine bowl handed to her by Yao Xiang. Just by smelling the smell, Shan Xiaowu's whole face wrinkled into a ball, "But..."

A heart that Benlei is about to put down is raised again because of these two words, "But what?"

Looking at Ben Lei's awkward appearance, Shan Xiaowu grinned and pressed down in the void with his hand, signaling him not to be nervous. "Stay calm, calm, I just want to ask you to do me a favor."

"Can I help you?" Ben Lei was puzzled. He lowered his head and thought about it. When he looked up again, he changed his relaxed face. "Of course, no problem. I don't know what girl Shan wants me to help?"

"It's like this," he drank all the medicine in one breath. Shan Xiaowu took several pieces of preserves from the small wooden box handed over by Yaoxiang with a bitter face and threw them into his mouth. The expression was better. "I was originally with my second brother before, but later I separated from them for some special reasons. I guess they are now I'm also looking for me all over the world. You can also see what I look like now. I can't find my second brother in person in a short time. In order to make him feel at ease, I would like to ask you to find my second brother and bring him a letter for me.

Ben Lei naturally knew that Shan Xiaowu was kidnapped to Yueluo City. At that time, he beat the heads of the two brothers who were kidnapping into Shaqima. Hearing what she said, he knew that she was afraid that her family would be worried, so he patted her chest and promised boldly, "Ode, leave it to me. This is completely fine."

"Then I'm sorry to trouble you." Shan Xiaowu's eyes were shining. He happily turned out a letter with the words 'Second Brother Qinqi' from under the pillow and handed it to Ben Lei. "Be sure to give it to my second brother."

"Absolutely no problem. I'll do it. Don't worry," Ben Lei promised. After a while, he remembered, "I don't know where Miss Shan's brother is now?"

Shan Xiaowu scratched the back of his head awkwardly, "This... I don't know."

Ben Lei: "..."

"But I think they may go to this place to find me," he smiled and avoided Ben Lei's speechless expression. Shan Xiaowu thought for a moment and told Ben Lei the name of the inn he had taken in Jinling City, and then said, "Help me give this letter to the shopkeeper there so that he can get the code and appearance. Just be a handsome boy."

"..."

Ben Lei actually wanted to tell Shan Xiaowu. In fact, he recognized Shan Baoqian's appearance, but later he remembered that what he had done was not glorious tracking work, so he gave up - anyway, it was all delivering letters. When he saw Shan Baoqian, he would give it directly. With the eyes and ears distributed outside Xiaoyao Villa, it was easy to find someone. It's like a palm.

"Well, I remember. What's the code?"

"The secret code..." Shan Xiaowu rubbed his hands and thought for a while, and then a treacherous smile appeared on his face. "Come on, listen to me."

"The last sentence is that you can bully Zhengtai."

Ben Lei: "..."

Shan Xiaowu ignored the bright question mark on his head and continued to take it happily, "The next sentence, you can lift your buttocks to welcome the public."

"...What is Zhengtai? Why do you want to welcome the chicken? Ben Lei wiped his sweat and asked confusedly, "Is it poetry? Why have you never heard of it?

"Cough... Er, this... This is actually two sentences handed down from my parents," Shan Xiaowu choked. Then he remembered that these two poems had not been popularized at this time, so he waved his hand, "You don't understand it. Anyway, just memorize these two sentences and read them to the shopkeeper."

"...Well, I know what to do."

Ben Lei had no doubt about him at all. He put the letter in his arms and then said a few words with Xiao Wuhara. He was forced to promise to come to chat with her and drink more if he had nothing to do in the future, and then crawled away weakly against the black line.

As soon as Ben Lei left, Yao Xiang immediately leaned over with a curious face, "Madam, what do those two poems mean just now? It sounds like fun."

"Of course it's fun." Shan Xiaowu smiled extremely treacherously. While fantasizing about Ben Lei's reaction after knowing the meaning of those two poems, he waved to Yaoxiang and Qiqiao, "Come on, I'll popularize a little adult knowledge in the new era for you..."

In the words of Grandpa Deng, the popularity of corrupt women should start with dolls.