Chapter 1: Crossed!

"There is a person who is dead, but he is still alive; there is a person who is alive but is dead, so what kind of person do I belong to? Or can I be counted as a 'person'? This is a very complicated problem, so complicated that I dare not delve into it. So is there really a doomsday on our planet? Will 2012 really be the end of mankind? What will happen in 2012? As big as a hemisphere, as small as a country, or several people, several people who have died..."

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Who I am? Alas, everyone may not know who I am, but everyone must know the big brother of our college.

Beijing University, everyone knows that that is the eldest brother of our school.

"What, you don't know the name of our school. Our school is called Beiyuan, Hebei North College. What the hell, you haven't heard of it. I went there. In those years, I chose this school in order to vacate places for others to go to Peking University. Do you all have this spirit?

To get back to the story, my surname is Zhang and my surname is another man. I can't remember my age clearly. In the popular words now, I am already a three-person. Everyone can calculate for me how old I am.

Zhang San is my name. These days, college students are as worthless as Niu Mao. Is it not as popular as those migrant workers?

And I am the hair, so I, who is already a junior, can't help but be moved while watching the students next to me take the postgraduate entrance examination.

However, after two days of self-study, I became noble again and gave the opportunity to graduate school to my classmates. What socialism pays attention to is dedication. At this time, whoever I don't dedicate!

When time travel has become a fashion, it is a great honor for me, Zhang San, to have also become a member of this fashion, but unfortunately, we are different from Sister Qingchuan.

They are crossing, and I am being worn.

This matter has to start from that dream.

After living so much, I also had such a dream, but that dream changed my life and pulled me out of the grilled salt team and turned me into a salt seller.

"Who said this is Chunmeng? Why is the thought so obscene? Besides, what era is it now? That kind of dream can only meet the needs of those junior high school students. Anyway, we are also college students now. I have heard of some places in the red light district.

In my dream, an old man in a white robe wearing a high hat surrounded me with a large group of younger brothers. The countless bricks almost woke me up, but it was still a little weak.

"Damn, it's not humiliating. What do you want to do?" I threw a snot at the old man in the high hat.

"Little guys, keep shooting!" The old man with a high hat said.

"At worst 18 years later, I'm still a good one." I fainted before I said the word "Han".

When I woke up, there was no one in the dormitory.

It's too late for class. Even if it's not too late, I won't go.

I just finished washing, I heard someone knocking on the door.

"The door is unlocked!" I roared like a tiger.

"Three brothers, get up!" An old man in a white robe in a high hat said with a dark smile.

"Damn, who is your brother? There is no rags in our dormitory. You'd better go somewhere else to have a look!" I took the mirror and continued to be narcissistic.

"What, have you forgotten me!" The old man in white robe threw a brick to the ground with a crackle.

Before I said the two words (grandson) after "you, you, you, you flatten me in my dream", my whole body began to trembling.

I rubbed my eyes and found that the old man was alive in front of me, but I still didn't believe it, so I used my milking energy.

A mouth hit my left face, and I almost called my mother.

"Three brothers, is this your way of hospitality?" The old man with a high hat said puzzledly.

"You, you are not human, you are a ghost!" I fell down as soon as I softened.

It turned out that I watched too many TV series. I thought I would faint as soon as I fell down, but I didn't expect my head to touch the brick, which hurt me.

"I have to correct your mistake. I'm not a ghost, but a god!" The old man with a high hat said meaningfully.

"You, what on earth do you want to do? You won't flatten me enough in your dream. You still want to flatten me now!" I picked up the brick and stood up in pain.

"You can call me Lao Wangtou. I'm here mainly to ask you for a favor!" The old man in the high hat said with a big mouth and a gloomy smile.

"Help, what can I do for you? I'm still busy taking the postgraduate entrance examination!" As soon as I said this, I couldn't help admiring my ability to respond to changes.

"Isn't it popular in your era now? I have a few friends who want to wear it for a few days when they have nothing to do, so you can help treat them," Lao Wang's head stared at me and said.

"Wait, do you have Xi Shi in your friends? If there are no beautiful women, I won't do it." I said boldly.

I saw that Lao Wang didn't say anything, and then said, "If there are no beautiful women, you have to pay me a salary. This is at least 5,000 yuan a month. In addition, we don't work on weekends and national statutory holidays!"

Lao Wang's head still didn't say anything. When I looked at him again, this guy disappeared and scared me a lot. Fortunately, I was healthy and had no heart disease, otherwise I would have to go there.

"Damn, you think I'm afraid of you. Don't think you're a ghost or a god. Let me tell you that the third master is most afraid of ghosts and gods in his life!" I roared out of the window.

This roar doesn't matter, which shocked the beautiful walking below. Only then did I realize that I had lost my temper.

"Three brothers, he will come at this time tomorrow. You have to treat him well, or I will let you cross to the underworld, hehe." I looked around and there was still no one in the dormitory, but the voice of the old king really came to my ears.

I'm stupid, and the whole central nervous system has also exploded. How dare you to say that there are ghosts and gods in the world.

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When I woke up the next day, there was no one in the dormitory.

Suddenly I remembered something. I looked at my mobile phone and thought that this was almost the same. If there was nothing more movement, all this must be a dream.

Just as I was stunned, suddenly there was a knock on the door.

I didn't even think about it, another lion roared: "The door is unlocked!"

"Three brothers, this is my friend!" Lao Wang said and pulled out the man behind him.

The man was wearing a white shirt, with a sachet hanging around his waist, and his hair was more than half a meter long. What's more ridiculous was that the man wore a red flower on his head and an unknown vanilla in his hand.

I hurriedly pulled them into the dormitory. Fortunately, it was the point of class and there was no one in the corridor, otherwise the two had to dress up on CCTV.

"I'm watching, no one!" Lao Wang said with a smile.

My eyes turned, and a person's name couldn't help but appear in my mind.

Vanilla beauty, is he Dr. Qu Yuan?

"Three brothers, come and let me introduce you to old brother Qu Yuan (Lao Wang's head finger Qu Yuan). He is the third brother, just call him the third brother (Lao Wang's head pointing at me)!"

"Qu Yuan, the one who threw himself into the river and died!" As soon as I said this, I knew I had said something wrong.

"Three brothers, this is your salary this month. I'm leaving!" Lao Wang turned his head and disappeared.

I don't care so much. I hurried to count it. Hi, it's exactly 5,000 yuan.

"I went there, and this work earned more than their roasted salt!" I laughed secretly.

"Brother Qu, you can sit anywhere, you're welcome!" The more I look at Qu Yuan's dress, the more ridiculous it is. If it is pulled out, others will think we are filming.

I hurriedly pulled out a set of clothes from the dormitory wardrobe and threw them to Qu Yuan. "Brother Qu, you can change it first. Your dress is not in line with us!"

Qu Yuan nodded and began to change.

As soon as Qu Yuan took off his clothes, I found that Qu Yuan was super thin, and his skin was like snow. After all, he came from an aristocracy. His skin could be maintained so well. If the little girl saw it, she would be envied to death.

But when I saw that Qu Yuan wanted to put his underwear on his head, my teeth were about to laugh.

What's more ridiculous is that Brother Qu actually picked up his socks and put them on his hand.

"I'm depressed. I washed the underwear, and it does look like a headgear. But can't you smell the smell on the socks? Fortunately, you are still a vanilla beauty.

Finally, under my guidance, Brother Qu dressed up now, but his half-meter-long hair became more and more unpleasant.

"Brother Qu, although your hairstyle is very handsome, let's cut it. It's not easy to be sent to a mental hospital!" I said threateningly.

"After I'm a decade, who dares to touch me!" Qu Yuan lifted his long hair and waved a pose to me.

I suddenly felt that I had seen this scene somewhere, which was exactly the same as the advertisement of Piaorou.

"Brother Qu, you can't use me here. You have to use me, use me!" I gestured to Qu Yuan as I spoke.

In fact, I know very well that I was superior and inferior before the Qin Dynasty, but only after the First Emperor of Qin made it a special claim for the emperor.

Qu Yuan nodded and said nothing more.

"Brother Qu has a question to ask, can you still recite the article "Li Sao" you wrote yourself?"

Qu Yuan glanced at me and said after a long time, "Can you remember what you said yourself!"

Oh, you even brought me an army here. You are still so arrogant. No wonder King Huai of Chu and King Qingxiang didn't use you again in those years. You deserve it!

"Brother Qu, you dare to speak the vernacular. I thought you had to open your mouth and shut your mouth?" I joked, who let him use so much in that coquettish article.

"When I came, Lao Wangtou had told me the general situation of your era. As for why there was a word after every sentence in that coquettish article, it was actually the same as your current verbal cicada!" In the end, Qu Yuan even looked at me with a contemptuous look.

Dare to say that there are so many Xi in Li Sao, which is the same meaning as the grass that is often said now. I can't help laughing secretly.