Chapter 5 :*

I lay down to ** to make up for what I was missing, and at this time, the sound of the game sounded again in the living room.

I smiled and began to sleep.

When I woke up again, an incredible scene appeared.

"Left, left! Zhang Yi danced beside him and spoke fluent English (gogo).

"Grandma is dead again!" The thin man sighed.

"It's my turn, it's my turn!" Zhang Yi squeezed the thin man with his buttocks and said.

Who knows what nonsense Zhang Yi used to fool the thin Qu, even one game per person.

As long as the two of them get along peacefully, I will burn incense.

After a simple wash, I lit a cigarette and walked to the two of them.

These two people regarded me as nothing and didn't even look at me.

"Oh, okay, Zhang Yi, your level is much better than that of a thin man!" I smoked a cigarette and praised.

"Generally, generally, this is well taught by the thin and thin man!" Zhang Yi was indeed from a vertical family. As soon as he said this, he suddenly smiled.

I looked at my mobile phone and it's 11:30.

"Ouch, okay, don't play. I'll take you to our school for a big meal!" I spit out a cigarette and said gracefully, and deliberately lengthen the word "dinner" a lot.

"Wait, this game will be over soon, right away!" Zhang Yi didn't even raise her eyelids.

"Look, look, I told you a long time ago that I was going to squat down at the corner!" The thin man pointed to Zhang Yi's nose and counted it.

......

"Third brother, what is this thing in your hand? Why is it still smoking?" Zhang Yi pointed to the cigarette in my hand and said.

"This is high-tech, and I don't understand it even if I tell you!" Qu Shouzi said this classic line again.

I was so happy that I almost burned a hole in my clothes.

"This is a cigarette. It's funny. Come on, one for each of you!" After handing them the two red tower mountains, I personally took the lighter and lit them.

The thin man twitched and immediately coughed.

"Qu thin man, who let you swallow it and expel the smoke from the respiratory tract of your nostrils, do you understand?" As I spoke, I gave them a demonstration.

"Third brother, you think it's like this!" Zhang Yi reluctantly emitted two puffs of smoke from his nostrils.

"Yes, yes, that's it!" I praised it.

I crossed the road and came to the canteen of our school. I generously invited their two historical celebrities in.

"Wow, it smells so good!" Zhang Yi took a deep breath and ran to the first window selling sauce-flavored cakes like a local steamed bun.

"Zhang Yi, come here, you have money!" In fact, I was afraid that Zhang Yi's face would scare away the beautiful woman next to her and affect the income of the restaurant.

When I turned around, the thin Qu actually followed two sisters in stockings.

I finally pressed both of them to a table empty in the corner without paying attention.

"You all stay here. If anyone dares to take a step away, don't play CS in the future!" I can only threaten them with this trick.

After a while, (I also secretly nibbled a chicken leg in this gap) I appeared in front of them with two large fried cakes.

"Eat it quickly, Qu thin man, and there will be many opportunities to see beautiful women in the future!" I covered the thin man's straight eyes with both hands and said.

"Third brother, why are all your girls so pleasing to the eye?" Zhang Yi said calmly.

"Damn, how dare you wear it to make a code?" I tried to keep my voice down for fear of being heard by other classmates.

But when I saw Zhang Yi's doubtful eyes, I explained helplessly, "The code is a woman!"

"Brother laughed. Zhang Yi's trip is mainly for fun. If there is a code bubble by the way, hey, then I have no problem!" As soon as Zhang Yi said this, I almost spit out the chicken leg I had just eavesdropped.

Dare to say that one of these two is promiscuous and the other is sultry. After wearing them, they don't forget to pick up girls.

It's hard for me to imagine what would happen if the two perverts were put in the art school.

It's even more difficult for me to imagine how these two people would react if they released the masterpiece of Mr. Cang on my book (it is estimated that they will speed up and masturbate, one, one, two, one, one, one, one).

Thinking of the scene of two ancient celebrities masturbing, I couldn't help but have fun.

"Third brother, what are you laughing at?" Zhang Yi swallowed the fried cake and said.

"No, nothing!" I hurriedly covered my mouth and said, but the scene was still echoing in my mind.

After dinner, I originally wanted to take the two ancients to enjoy the beautiful scenery of our campus, but when I saw the expression of the thin and thin man, I fucking decided to deny this fool on the spot.

Back in the room, these two ancient celebrities ran in the direction of me like the devils seeing a flower girl.

I touched my chin and couldn't help thinking of Mr. Cang, "Both of you stop here. I still need this book!"

Hearing my scolding, the two fools were stunned at first, but then they began to fight as if they didn't hear it.

"I'll fight first!"

"I'll fight first!"

"Fuck, don't fucking throw my book on the ground!" My nature was finally revealed.

The whole living room was full of my strong man's voice. The two fools were stunned and only heard a crack, and my beloved notebook really fell to the floor.

I got angry at that time and hurriedly picked up Ben. The appearance was fine at all, but the battery came out.

"If my book is broken, I want you two to die!" I roared with lion roar. In fact, I didn't worry too much. After all, the warranty period has not expired yet.

"Brother Qu, this high technology will still be bad!" Zhang Yi looked at the thin man with a very retarded look.

Obviously, the thought of "This is high-tech, and you don't understand" has been completely absorbed by Zhang Yi, a vertical and horizontal family.

"Idiot, this is high technology, and you don't understand!" Qu Shouzi's stunned energy came up again.

Zhang Yi touched her chin with a thoughtful look.

"Fortunately, it's not bad. It seems that you have to buy big brands in the future!" Thinking so, I hurriedly turned off the phone and secretly, and then said to my face, "You two don't argue this time. You think the third brother's book is a transformer. I told you that now this book has been hung up, and you two can only use a pistol (of course, these two idiots don't know what it means to play mobile phones). The machine gun can't be fired.

"Well, let's da pistol!" Qu Qianzi curled his eyes and said with a stare.

"Where is the pistol?" Zhang Yi turned her head and wanted to look for it.

"I'm going, I'm convinced by these two idiots!" I thought to myself, and then I suddenly thought of a classic sentence, the loneliness of one person, the mistake of two people, the * of three people, the mahjong table of four people, so I took a look at these two idiots and said, "This pistol can only be beaten when one person is lonely at night. Now I teach you *"

"*, what is *?" Zhang Yi stared at the thin Qu and said.

"This is" As soon as the thin Qu said the word 'yes', Zhang Yi interrupted: "This is high technology. If you don't understand it, you can't change a new word!"

"Dog and dog!" Qu Shouzi said unconvincedly.

I almost fainted when I heard it. This thin man was able to use the gogogo learned from CS to this point of self-study. You can teach me!

I brought the poker cards and told them the rules in detail.

"Do you understand?" I stared at these two people and asked.

The two idiots nodded.

"A five" I threw the piece of red and red on the coffee table like a woman.

"A six!" Zhang Yi said.

At this time, I found that Qu thin man hesitated. Zhang Yi looked at the card in Qu thin man's hand and said angrily, "Qu thin man, don't you have four sevens? Why can't you out!"

I didn't react to what Zhang Yi said, but when I saw that the thin man threw out a spade seven with three seven in his hand, I suddenly realized it.

Damn it, this thin man dared to blow it up and dismantle it.

I'm a mother, and I hurriedly told them two more celebrities the rules.

"You didn't say it earlier, so we will understand!" Qu Shouzi and Zhang Yi said in one voice.

An incredible scene appeared. These two people actually fought against me, the 21st century landlord three times in a row. I subconsciously took out my wallet and paid for it. When I took out the money, I realized that I was not playing with money. Even if I was playing with money, I would not give them two.

It's possible to eat me and drink mine, wear my underwear, and still want to win the gambling money (I'm not the second)!

"Sure enough, it's a famous teacher to make a master apprentice. Come on, you two masters to practice by yourselves!" I found my self-esteem and said in a strange way.

As for how these two play*, I don't care.

I secretly pulled the network cable into the bedroom without their attention, and then began to happi.

As soon as it was deducted, a high school sex friend sent me a message.

"Adou, Mr. Cang has released a new work. This is the link!"

I was extremely excited when I saw the news. In the hearts of our friends, Mr. Cang can be said to be alone** and accompanied us through countless difficult nights.

(What, why did my sex friend call me A Dou? It's a little embarrassing to say that. It has to start from the first contact with Mr. Cang. At that time, the whole dormitory was full of pillars, so I didn't help up. So I have the nickname (which can't help up) Adou. Of course, I don't age first. Please don't misunderstand. A thousand words are omitted here. But after coming to college, this nickname disappeared!)

I carefully closed the bedroom door, then put on my headset and began to sharpen my knife.

Just as I was getting better, suddenly I felt that there were two more people behind me, and I immediately closed the notebook at a lightning speed.