Chapter 7: Can't give birth to a child version of the Divine Comedy

"Qu Xiaozi, don't think you look like Huang Xiaoming, it's amazing. I can tell you, this is my territory, and I'm still shooting you with slippers!" This thin man has given up my interest in karaoke. How can I not be angry?

"You guys, this is popular, right? Then I, Qu Ping, also make an ugly one!" The thin man grabbed my slip stick with his left hand and the microphone in my hand with his right hand, and then began to drink like me.

"The green, the white dew is frost, and the Yi people are on the side of the water..."

Suddenly, Lao Bai and Ma Xin took off their headphones one after another, and their eyes showed an incredible color.

I couldn't help admiring the song of Qu Shouzi.

However, I was puzzled. Although I knew that most of the Book of Songs were folk songs in the Zhou Dynasty, the skinny man actually sang the style of a nunchaku alive, and the slippers in his hand kept waving, like another Jay Chou.

"FUCK, this is too N. I think I can go to the Avenue of Stars!" Lao Bai couldn't control his emotions.

After Qu Shouzi finished a song, it didn't seem to be enjoyable. Fortunately, there was no girl present, otherwise Qu Shouzi had to take away her heart.

"Huang Xiaoming's face, coupled with Jay Chou's song, if I am a woman, of course I will be heartfelt."

"Let's have a 'blue and white porcelain' style." Ma Xin said excitedly.

I hurriedly put up the blue and white porcelain. After listening to it, I wanted to try it. I didn't care about it anymore, and immediately played the accompaniment.

An incredible scene appeared. This thin man actually combined the charm of the two songs "hooligan" in the Book of Songs, including the two songs of Nunchaku and blue and white porcelain, and also brought some of his own original smell.

I'm speechless. I can't figure it out. Is this skinny man born to be a musician, but he can't? He came here from the Warring States Period.

Suddenly, an extremely obscene idea popped out of my mind. What would be the effect if I let Qu Shouzi listen to the divine song?

Thinking of this, I became uneasened, and suddenly the whole living room became strange.

"Qu Shouzi, can you learn this style?" I said provocatively, but in fact, my heart was more jealous.

"What's wrong with this? Or can't a woman give birth to a baby?" As soon as the thin child said this, I suddenly fainted.

But when I, Lao Bai and Ma Xin listened to the Shen song of the Warring States version, we agreed that the previous divine song was not at all, not at all. In the words of Qu Fatty, the aggrievedness of this Warring States version (divine song) is much more aggrieved than the birth of giving birth to a child in our era. .

"Lao Bai, go up and k one." After saying that, I hurriedly pulled the thin Qu to my side, and then whispered to him why he sang so well.

"What's wrong with this? I grew up listening to Chu Qu since I was a child!" Qu thin man's eyes are like looking at an idiot.

I think so. This thin man came from an aristocracy. In the Warring States period, I guess he could only listen to songs and read books when he had nothing to do.

I didn't have the heart to listen to Lao Bai sing, so I came to Zhang Yi and asked in a low voice, "Why don't you sing?"

"How could I do such a vulgar thing? Besides, the ghost teacher didn't teach it back then!" Zhang Yi actually shifted the responsibility to her teacher (Giguzi).

I'm speechless!

Just then, my phone rang.

"Okay, I'll pick you up!" Hanging up the phone, I said to Ma Xin, "Let's go. The food is ready. Feizi can't take it alone!"

A total of ten dishes were asked, 20 bottles of Yanjing beer and a bottle of knife liquor.

"Come on, do one first!" Lao Bai blew up with a wine bottle.

"What is this? Why is it like horse urine?" Qu Shouzi took a sip and sprayed it all out.

"What, do you know what horse urine tastes like?" Lao Bai said with a smile.

"That's right. I drank it when I was floating outside. It's not much different from this smell!" Qu Er's stupidity came up, and I hurriedly said, "Qu thin, I didn't expect you to become more and more humorous!"

Lao Bai, Ma Xin, Dafei laughed and began to eat.

Fortunately, Zhang Yi didn't say anything classic, otherwise I really don't know what an embarrassing end will be after eating this meal.

"Come on, since you can't drink beer, I'll drink white with you!" Dafei said and poured half a cup for the thin Qu.

"Hungry is what I mean!" I hurried to become a translator.

"You two are having a broken back. Can you two more points?" Lao Bai said sarcastically when he saw me lying down by the thin man's ear.

Qu Er muttered, then picked up the wine glass and said, "I just came to you. I don't know this numb thing. Don't laugh!"

After saying that, Qu Er didn't blink his eyes, and then drank it down in one gulp.

"Ah! What is this? It's like chili. I thought it was cold and white. Qu Shouzi said with his big mouth open and his face turned red.

Except for Zhang Yi, all four of us burst into laughter.

I never thought that this Qu Erbo would drink white wine as cool white, and he was still stuffy.

"Quickly, eat a mouthful of vegetables and press down!" I hurriedly picked up a large piece of tofu for Qu Er.

It was not until now that I understood why this instrument didn't say anything for a long time. It turned out that he was waiting for Qu Erdi to pay for all this dangerous thing before he opened his mouth.

Grandma's, after all, she came from a family and had many ghost ideas. She knew how to leave the danger to the team, and then stepped on the bodies of her teammates and walked over.

"Zhang Yijing has a few cups, but I can only drink a little. I hope you can take care of it!" Zhang Yi held only half a glass of beer and said to Lao Bai, Dafei Ma Xin (this is really the style of a vertical and horizontal family!).

"Do whatever you want!" Lao Bai picked up the beer bottle and blew it up.

Zhang Yi took two sips and another two sips, and even drank half of the cup.

"Your beer is quite delicious. Let's have some when you're hungry!" Zhang Yi said with a gloomy smile.

Well, I knew that as soon as I came into contact with my dog friends, these two ancient celebrities had to learn bad. Now they don't talk about me and changed to hungry (me). Never mind, whatever you like. Anyway, this is what we are in the 21st century.

"Slow down, that foam is also money!" I pointed to the beer foam outside Zhang Yi's cup.

"I know!"

"Come on, we have the same brother!" Dafei said with a beer bottle.

I looked at the stunned man and saw that he was probably drunk, and the boy even picked up the beer bottle with a smile.

"If it doesn't work, don't drink it!" I said to Qu Erdi.

"Who can't, who can't!" Qu Erdi repeated his words, and then picked up the beer bottle and blew it up.

"Ye, I farted a non-stinky fart, white beer, you boy, just wait to get drunk!" I thought to myself.

When I sent Lao Bai and the three of them away, it was almost ten o'clock in the evening.

"Why, why, why did you die for me, why, why..." Qu Er couldn't help asking the murals on the wall.

I couldn't help but be stunned. Although Zhang Yi was not drunk, it didn't look better.

"I haven't heard of anyone to die for Qu Yuan. In a hurry, I quickly took out my family skills and asked Baidu if I have any questions. We are intelligent emerging talents in the 21st century!"

Two minutes later, I probably knew all this. It was too right to tell the truth after drinking. Originally, I thought that Qu Shouzi was a playboy, but I didn't expect him to miss the old feelings.

"Brother Qu, Chanjuan died for the country and died in a good place. Don't think about those sad things anymore!" I comforted.

"I died for the country, died in its place, and in which country I died in its place, and how did I die in its place? All this is the conspiracy of Jin Shang and Nanhou. I am loyal to the State of Chu in vain. The sun and the moon can see it, but what did they do to me and how they do to me." The thin man Qu patted his chest, and his eyes stared like copper bells.

As soon as I heard it, I felt that what Qu Yuan said was different from that on Baidu. I hurriedly asked, "Brother Qu, what the hell is going on? If you can trust my brother's words, just say it, and you won't be bored when you say it. Everything will be fine!"

After saying this, I also took a special look at Zhang Yi. At this time, he was drinking alone, but fortunately, he drank beer, so I didn't care much about him.

"I was an official with the villain Jin Shang. On that day, I took Chanjuan to pick Du Heng's herbs, but who would have thought that I met Jin Shang, a lustful villain. At that time, he was respectful to me and talked to me about the policy of opposing corruption, implementing benevolent politics, and opposing Qin in external relations. But who would have thought that this villain would have It's a different picture"

"I and Juan have long been complicited and privately connected. After the conspiracy of Jin Shang, a villain, was reprimanded by me, he began to frame me in front of King Huai. Finally, Jin Shang, a villain, colluded with the greedy Nanhou. In the planned banquet and song and dance, Nanhou pretended to be drunk and fell to me. What should I do? , she was the queen. In desperation, I hurried to help, but at this time, King Huai appeared. After seeing me being frivolous, King Huai was furious on the spot and dismissed me, and the person responsible for interrogating me was Jin Shang, a villain!"

"He, he, he actually took me as bait and forced Ah Juan to be his concubine. How could I agree? Although I succumbed to promiscuity, Ajuan's status in my heart was above all else. I wanted to commit suicide, but I was stopped by the jailer. I failed to commit suicide five times in a row. When I was about to commit suicide for the sixth time, Ah Juan appeared in front of me. As soon as I saw Ah Juan's tearful eyes, my whole body was as if I had been struck by lightning, and my heart was completely broken.

"Ajuan smiled at me, smiling so happily and beautifully. I can't forget her tearful smile in my life, which was the last time I saw her smile. Finally, Chan secretly handed me a silk book and left. I shouted desperately, but she didn't look back. The day after I was released from prison, I heard that Juan had gone to hang herself.