Chapter 9: I'm not Zhang San

"I tell you, all the high-tech in the room can't touch the water, otherwise you two will die very crippled, even more crippled than Shang Yang!"

"Why, this high-tech is different from being hungry. It's okay to pour cold water when you're hungry before. What's wrong with it?" When it came to this word, Qu thin was finally shocked by my cold eyes.

"This is high-tech. I don't know if I'm hungry, but I know if I'm hungry!" The thin man nodded to comfort himself.

"You two play*!" I threw the poker card to the thin man.

When it was almost twelve o'clock, I asked for two noodles from the farm food at the gate of Times Square, and they were still vegetarian noodles.

As for me, I secretly ate a wooden bearded meat covered rice. Who let them kill my mood all day and even took a shower for my notebook.

"I said, third brother, that book should have slept enough!" Qu Shouzi told me very kindly.

"You want to fight again. It's a pistol!" I said in a pun.

"I haven't won a game yet. Let me try again!" The thin man put his hand on my shoulder.

As soon as I saw his face and remembered his Warring States version of the uneasiest move, I hurriedly said, "Give it to me, take it!"

"If you two were born now, you would definitely be game crazy!" Before my voice fell to the ground, the charging mobile phone rang.

"Dafei, what's wrong? I don't want to play mahjong anymore. I don't have any trousers!"

"What!" I was stunned.

"Our student union has solicited a sponsorship and needs to use Brother Qu to enliven the atmosphere. Who made him sing so well, especially the apprehance of the child version!" Dafei said.

I want to say something more, but Dafei has hung up the phone.

This is really afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong. This trouble has really come to the door.

They are all buddies. This favor must help, but Qu Shouzi is a time-traveled playboy, and he also has Zhang Huang Xiaoming's face. Coupled with his singing, I'm afraid he will catch fire.

After five o'clock in the afternoon, I took Qu Shouzi and Zhang Yi to the event organized by the student union on time.

"Dafei, you can't let Brother Qu sing for nothing. Your student union will have to pay this appearance fee. According to the price of migrant workers, you have to pay 80!" I stared at Dafei and said.

"FUCK, can I treat you badly? This sponsorship is a big customer. Two hundred is enough for you!"

I looked at the two grandfathers and smiled.

"Come here for me!" I hurriedly pulled Qu Shouzi and Zhang Yi out of the girls.

"Qu Shouzi, have you forgotten your Ah Juan?" The most uneasy thing for me is to bend the thin man. As for Zhang Yi, I am very relieved. With his face full of beans to the extreme, there must be no girl who is willing to have an affair with him.

"Who are you and who are you? How do you know Ah Juan?" Qu thin man's face suddenly changed several times, and he also put on a posture to fight with me.

"This is what you said when you drank too much last night!" I said in a hurry.

"It turned out to be like this. Ajuan's position in my heart will always be the first. However, you have to find a few more concubines when you are hungry. The key is that this is what Juan means!" Qu Shouzi said seriously.

"Ok, the third brother uses you today. You won't have stage fright when you come to the stage later!" I said with some concern.

"In that year, I was not afraid of stage in front of King Huai of Chu and King Qingxiang, not to mention in front of these yards!" Qu Shouzi concealed the momentum of giving all the audience under the stage to hlod.

The craziest concert in the history of the North Academy has begun.

After the uneasiness of a man's version of not being able to have children came out, Qu Shouzi held all the girls in the North Courtyard.

I'm really convinced by Qu Shouzi's performance ability. He actually pulled like a big shot, and also integrated the rhythm of gunfire in CS into the apprection, which can be said to have created a historical precedent.

"Third brother, why, why, are they all crossed over? Why is the gap so big?" Zhang Yi's plan to pick up girls completely failed without a thin man.

I touched Zhang Yi's head and said, "Brother Yi, there will be bread, and there will be yards. Don't worry!"

After all, we can't afford to hurt the celebrities who have passed through.

Damn, there is a schoolgirl who went up to offer flowers. I went there. This is too crazy.

When I looked carefully again, I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, because the schoolgirl was wearing flesh-colored stockings and was still a typical cute girl. Such a character had a close contact with the succu thin man. I really can't figure out what he would do.

At this moment, my breathing is about to stop.

A terrible scene appeared. In addition to dedicating flowers to the thin Qu, the schoolgirl also had her first intimate contact.

Is this the legendary love at first sight?

I'm dizzy!

After being kissed by the cute girl, the atmosphere under the stage rose again.

"When will there be a girl who can give me a kiss?" I couldn't help but be a villain again and began to fantasize.

Zhang Yi's face was even more red. His reaction was obviously much stronger than mine, with a typical expression of envy and hatred.

"Why, why, he was my loser at the beginning. Why can't I even soak in a size now? Why, I won't play anymore. I want to go back. I want to wear it back!" Zhang Yi shouted at me.

"Brother Yi, don't do this. Our three-legged toad is not easy to find, but there are still two-legged women. I'll take you to the red light district one day!"

"What is a red light district?" Zhang Yi's voice suddenly increased a lot.

I saw a girl in front of me turn around and hurriedly turned around.

What surprised me more is that this thin man actually created his own grassroots Rap. Although I don't understand the meaning of the lyrics (I guess no one present can understand it), he holds everyone with absolute momentum.

When Qu Shouzi came down from the stage, he was immediately surrounded by countless little girls.

"Who lost the money!" I used all my energy to eat milk.

At the same time, Zhang Yi took advantage of the moment when the girls turned around and ran away.

It turns out that it is easy to carry a long and thin body.

With the cooperation of my scheme and Zhang Yi's physical strength, I finally pulled the thin Qu out of the woman's pile.

"What are you doing? What are you doing?" Qu Shouzi still wants to return to his stage.

In order to balance her psychology, Zhang Yi carried the Suzi to the gate of the community.

Thanks to the thin man, I didn't call for help, otherwise what would happen? My IQ really dare not think about it.

"This is the world, the world. Learning from a woman to give birth to a child, she can soak a lot of yards..." Zhang Yi wandered back and forth in the living room, obviously extremely depressed.

"Third brother, why are the girls in your school so open that they can't sing later when they are hungry? There was no shame when you were hungry!" The thin man actually began to pay attention to his image.

"So what did you sing later?" I couldn't help asking curiously. After all, it did hold everyone present.

"When I was hungry, I was excited, and I didn't know the east, west, north and south, and then I began to hum the witch language we used to sacrifice in the State of Chu!" The thin man stared at me stupidly.

"What is speechless?" I asked puzzledly.

"You don't know anything about the third brother. The hungry people in the State of Chu believe in witches and ghosts, and the witch culture is extremely strong, and when they serve as Dr. Sanlu, they presided over the temple sacrifices, so no matter how nervous they are, they will not forget the witch language used for sacrifice." Qu Shouzi explained to me patiently.

"Dare to believe that the Rap we are singing now appeared as early as the Warring States Period, and its originator is actually a wizard. How can we bear it now?" I thought to myself and immediately nodded.

"Is it a shame? I saw the men below screaming and roaring, and some of them were still standing on the stools. Do they want to come up and be hungry?" Qu thin man still looks very stupid.

At this time, I was not listening to the words of the thin man. I was wondering if I wore them in the Warring States period, would it also be a shot in their era?

I was speechless all night. The next day, before I woke up, my mobile phone rang.

I didn't even look at it, so I hung up.

What I hate is that my mobile phone rings again. I'm angry, which makes people unable to live, and I don't have the right to sleep.

"What, the teacher called the name!"

I'm really panicked. I didn't even wear my trousers in a hurry (I'm naked. The habit of sleeping), put on his trousers, took his coat, and ran to the classroom at a speed of 100 meters.

It turned out that I saved me by saving time wearing trousers.

The moment I entered the door, the teacher just clicked my name.

"Thank God for a false alarm."

"FUCK, I forgot to go to the toilet!" I didn't realize the seriousness of this matter until I sat down, and the most hateful thing was that the teacher asked me to answer questions.

As soon as I stood up, the whole class laughed.

I looked down and saw that my shoe bag was not only not tied, but also my coat was worn back. I was embarrassed and speechless. How I wish I could become a cockroach and disappear.

After using the nine-yin white bone claws and the eighteen palms of the dragon, I finally got to the end of class with a true breath. I ran to the toilet with lightning. At that moment, I knew that the happiest thing in the world was not to fight. Pistol, but stand in the toilet and pee to your heart's content (how cool!).

"Huh, why is this toilet so strange?" I suddenly realized something. Shit, I dared to rush into the women's toilet just now!

"I'm sorry, please make way, please make way, don't look, I'm not Zhang San, I'm not Zhang San..."