Chapter 12: The ancients were also jealous
I almost spit it out, but what surprised me more was that Pan Mei showed a curious look.
I didn't know until later that she was attracted by the unique smell of the ration.
"Screw, this chocolate is much more delicious than chewing gum. Not only does it have the magical function of beauty and skin care..."
Zhang Yi, a thin man, actually launched a tongue war about the advantages and disadvantages of chocolate and chewing gum in front of me and Pan Mei.
My two eyes were about to stare out. It was not until then that I really knew how domineering Zhang Yi, the sharp mouth of the vertical family, was, but although the poet Qu Slender was inferior to him, he also changed the previous image in my heart.
"Two, would you like some water? I feel my throat is dry for you!" I handed over the two cups of cool white with a smile.
"Go away!" The two actually had a tacit agreement.
"Damn, you two are really sick cats if you don't show your power!" I thought so, but when I saw Pan Mei's enchanting eyes, I couldn't help but subconsciously deny this idea.
(Although the beauty disaster in front of me can be said to be shameless in the Song Dynasty, and I couldn't even accept it at the beginning, it has passed. Things like Pan Mei are too common now. I won't say more about mistress, lovers, sexual partners, homosexuals, shemales, etc. History is always history. If you look at Pan Mei in front of you, I believe you will forget all the previous misunderstandings about Pan Mei within a minute. Maybe this is to be a man. The benefits of people, chickens are moving!)
"Gentleman, be a gentlemanly..." Driven by the man's vanity, I persuaded him to fight again with a smile.
"Call Hungry Jack!" The thin man's expression was as if I owed him 100,000 yuan.
"Damn, if it hadn't been for the beautiful women here, I would have cleaned up the two of you two long ago. Damn it, I actually claimed to be Jack. This shame was about to catch up with the wall of the Great Wall..." I thought so, and the burning anger was forcibly strangled in the cradle.
Just as I gasped and was about to open my mouth again, Pan Mei next to me subconsciously pulled the corner of my clothes and pulled me to the corner of the hall.
"Third brother, how many questions do you have in the slave family? Pan Mei's eyes seemed to reflect the spring light, which made people want to answer. After a while, I blinked and smiled, "Pan Mei, if you have any questions, please tell me. As long as Zhang San knows, I will definitely tell you!"
"The first is why the two of them are called slave screws, and the second is that those two are not great patriotic poets Qu Yuan and Zhang Yi, a vertical genius. How can they call themselves Jack? Do they have to change their names after coming to you?" Pan Mei said very seriously. Her watery eyes kept staring at me, just to break the situation of asking the casserole to the end.
I took a look at the two two guys who were still arguing about the best and the best of chewing gum, and I couldn't help but have a strange idea. If there is a debate on chocolate and chewing gum, they will definitely be the final winners, and maybe they can enter the Guinness Book of Records.
I never thought that these two people would apply their understanding of ancient books such as the Book of Songs, Zhou Yi and Shangshu to the debate on chocolate and chewing gum. What surprised me more was that the two of them still followed classical traditional cultures such as human relations, socialization and classics. The heated discussion was so that in the end, Mao Dun of the two of them was hooked out (Zhang Yi's bullying Chu incident). Of course, all this flashed in my mind like lightning. I coughed a few times, so I began to explain to Pan Mei around Titanic.
Five minutes later, I couldn't help but be dumbfounded when I looked at Pan Mei's eyes. What's the matter? Did she really understand? I couldn't help but secretly remember that my expression level was still very clear in my heart.
"What happened later?" Pan Mei stared at me with flashing eyes and asked.
"Later, what later?" I said in surprise.
"What the slave family said, what happened to Jack?" There was a trace of tears in Pan Mei's eyes, which made people feel a little pitiful.
Look at this, Pan Mei really understood it and thought so, so I told the ending of the whole story sensationally.
"That screw is so pitiful! The saddest thing in the world is to watch his beloved leave, but there is nothing he can do! The second half of the screw must be washed with tears. But on another level, Screw is the happiest person in the world. It is enough for a woman to have a man who is willing to die for himself!" Pan Jinlian's words finally shed two lines of tears.
I couldn't help but be stunned by this scene. Pan Jinlian, who was scolded as a ** bitch in history, is so emotional and affectionate. Is it true that the records about Pan Mei in history books are false? Thinking of this, I couldn't help but firm my mind, because I couldn't see that the tearful Pan Mei in front of me would be as uninhibited as recorded in history.
"Pan Mei, wipe your tears!" When I handed over a piece of paper towel, Pan Mei sobbed and did not respond to my behavior. Looking at her sobbing, I couldn't help but feel pity. At this time, perhaps it was Qu Shouzi and Zhang Yi who heard Pan Mei's crying and rushed to me like thunder.
"Zhang San, are you bullying the screws!" Qu Er's thin man waved his slender arm and was about to call me. The expression on his face was so angry that I couldn't help but feel amazed.
"Dare to bully the hungry screw, it's really impatient to live. People starved his ten clans!" Zhang Yi, a Zongheng family who had been the prime minister of Qin, actually said such a sentence. Fortunately, during the Communist Party's rule, if I traveled to the Warring States period, I was afraid that this boy's words would be smashed to pieces.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but spray all my anger on Zhang Yi, a celebrity with a pimple face. As soon as the swearing words reached my mouth, it became: "fuckyou!"
It's really difficult for Pan Mei to raise her apricot eyes and let me swear in front of such a beautiful woman, so I don't believe they can understand what it means when I use English.
Sure enough, the two were stopped by me, a college student in the 21st century, but this action only lasted for two seconds. It turned out that a woman's charm was better than a man's force. Pan Mei only made a look, and the thin man and Zhang Yi's faces changed. It's a earth-shaking change.
"All three of them calm down, Qu Yuan and the great poet, your name Pan Mei has been heard since she was a child, especially the love between you and Sister Chanjuan is envied by Jin Lian. Oh, by the way, why didn't you see Sister Chanjuan? Didn't she come to this era? Speaking of this, Pan Mei also seemed to be aware of her mistake.
At this time, the thin and thin man stood there like a sculpture, and his eyes were full of sadness and sadness.
"Cchan Juan!" After a long roar, he went to his room.
"The road is long..." Hearing the cry of Qu Shouzi, I just wanted to say something, but he had already closed the door heavily.
This great change happened too quickly. Fortunately, Zhang Yi and I didn't have much reaction, but Pan Mei's face was already sad and cold!
"Screw, he's like that. It'll be fine in a while!" After all, Zhang Yi was a big man who had been Qin Xiang and hurriedly opened her way to Pan Mei with a smile, and I also nodded.
Pan Mei looked at the firm eyes of both of us, and it took a long time for her to return to normal.
"Oh, by the way, the slave family also admires Lord Zhang Yi very much. A generation of sharp mouths, two for Qin Xiang, broke the vertical contract with the technique of continuous horizontal, laying an unshakable foundation for the unification of the six kingdoms of Qin!" Pan Mei whispered and began to praise Zhang Yi, which made Zhang Yi very happy.
"This is all history, don't mention it. Oh, by the way, what did Jinlian do in that dynasty? Can you say it? Zhang Yi waved her hand and said with a smile.
I was speechless as soon as I heard it and asked Pan Jinlian to tell my glorious history. This, this...
When I was at a loss, an incredible scene unexpectedly appeared. Pan Mei's eyes flashed, and a trace of tenderness appeared in her eyes again. "Zhang Yi, do you really want to hear it?"
Zhang Yi nodded heavily. Although I was a little embarrassed, to be honest, I was actually a very gossipy person, and I couldn't help but be interested.
For the complex emotional history between Pan Mei and Ximen Qing, Wu Dalan and Wu Song, I would like to know this unprocessed original version.
"Alas!" Pan Jinlian sighed gently, and then glanced at me. Of course, I knew what this glance meant. I coughed gently, "Pan Mei, to be honest, I don't want to say more about the matter between you. After all, it's over, but if Pan Mei wants to restore history and give the truth to the world, Then I, Zhang San, will definitely stand by your side and support you!"
Zhang Yi's eyes were full of puzzlement, "What are you talking about? Screw, hurry up and tell me. Zhang Yi is interested in everything about you!"
"It's a long story. Jinlian has been a slave since she was a child. That year, when Jinlian was 15 years old, it was the beginning of love. When Li Yuanwei saw my eldest water spirit, he wanted to forcibly bully me. If I hadn't forced her to die, I'm afraid there would have been nothing later. It was also because of his behavior that he offended Li Yuanwai. Li Yuanwai forcibly hugged me and put pressure on the eldest wife, so he forcibly drove me and my mother out. After saying this, Pan Mei began to choke, and her red cheeks were like peach blossoms in the sunset.