Chapter 16: Pan Mei is also crazy

"What can I do? My old nest is surrounded by these star fans. Grandma will definitely be directly submerged when she goes out now..." I paced back and forth in the living room.

(Star fans, or they don't know what the concept of star fans are. It's too inaccurate to use this word, and they are not stars!)

At this moment, my mobile phone rang again, and it was from the boy Dafei.

"San'er, how do you feel now? This famous feeling is good, isn't it?" Dafei said jokely.

"That's right, that's right. What's wrong with your sister? I'm starting to shut up the country now!" I roared at the top of my voice.

"What's the point of closing? What a good opportunity. Isn't it the best time for so many schoolgirls to hook up?"

"You big-headed ghost, you can drive them away now, or I won't pay back the 400 yuan I owed you last semester!" After saying that, I hung up the phone, and Pan Mei next to me stared at me with a strange look from beginning to end. She must have been shocked by my rude tone.

I smiled and sat on the sofa.

"Dodge!" Zhang Yi roared at me like a king of hive.

"Oh, do you want to rebel?" I stood up all of a sudden, and then instinctively took a step back. Zhang Yi sat in my seat, then opened the notebook very quickly, and then made me collapse like a flying knife and shot directly into my heart like Xiao Li's knife: "Screw, sit here and teach you plants vs. Zombies!"

I soothed my heart and then left the living room.

" Screw, I'm hungry too!" The thin man's pace was like electricity. I only felt a gust of wind passing by me, and then I sat directly to the right of Pan Mei.

"Lonely men can't afford to hurt!" I shook my head and said.

Two hours later, I lay in Qu's thin room and had a beautiful dream. There were only two people in the dream (Me and Pan Mei). Just when I was extremely excited, the ringtone of my mobile phone woke me up.

"I don't care who you are, if there is no reasonable explanation, I will directly blackmail you!" I shouted directly without opening my eyelids.

"Have you taken the gunpowder? Open the door quickly. My hand is about to break. Don't tell me that I'm not at home. I heard the voice inside!"

"Dafei, I will definitely not pay back the 400 yuan!" I hadn't recovered from my dream just now, so I went to open the door for Dafei.

"Third brother, third brother, so, who is she? Does she have a date?" Dafei pulled me directly into the bedroom, and his eyes were full of confusion.

"You mean the woman in the living room!" I said in a good manner.

"Nonsense, I'm not good at all. Of course, I'm talking about that beautiful woman!"

"What's the advantage of me?"

"You owe Bian, right? Are we brothers? Besides, your boy has owed me 400 yuan for almost a year. Have I forced you?" Dafei said with a red face and a rough neck.

"Hey, this brother is a brother, a woman is a woman, and money is money. Can this be put together? Well, as long as you lend me another 600 yuan and make up the whole thing, I will reveal all the information about that single beauty to you!" I deliberately said the word single very hard. As a result, after hearing these two words, I immediately began to hesitate. "You owe me 400 yuan, and now you have to borrow it. You are stupid, but the words come back. For my future, for my son's mother and the child's grandmother, I will lend you another 200 yuan. !"

"Two hundred! Brother Fei, your price is too fierce. You are about to catch up with the aunts in the vegetable market!"

"Five it, I only have 200 left. Do you like to borrow it or not!" Dafei turned his face and understood the meaning very clearly.

After taking the money, I repeated the emotional experience that Pan Mei told me about her. Of course, Wu Da, Wu Song and Ximen Qing were changed by me to other names, and Pan Mei's name was also changed by me to Pan Xinlian.

"Damn, how can this be similar to the performance on TV? Your level of storytelling has grown again. I will build you to be a screenwriter directly after graduation!" Dafei obviously doesn't believe the story I told, but I don't want him to believe it at all.

"Ya, other people's brains have been eaten again, Brother Yi, you are here to help me!" Pan Mei was obviously deeply attracted by the game, and her jade eyes stared at the screen of the notebook.

I coughed twice, but these three people didn't react at all. The three pairs of eyes stared straight at the screen of the notebook like magnets, making me lose my share in front of outsiders. You can do it!

Bang! The notebook was closed by my man's unique hand.

"What are you doing!"

"Open it!"

“......”

I looked at the angry eyes of the three people, and then pulled Dafei over as a shield and said, "This is my buddy, the last time you two met. Pan Mei, his name is Dafei!" With that, I also deliberately winked at Pan Mei. After all, Pan Mei was Pan Mei. Her jade eyes flashed, and then she stood up and said in a sweet voice full of feminine beauty: "Little sister Pan"

"Pan Xin (xin) Lian, who is also my fellow villager, is engaged in art like both of them!" I hurriedly interrupted Pan Mei's words and gave her a winky again.

Pan Mei nodded her head and then smiled sweetly at Dafei.

Zhang Yi and Qu Skinny beside him seemed to be crazy, and their eyes were about to stare out. Dafei opened his mouth and turned the conversation into "You continue the war, continue the war, I'm a soy saucer. Goodbye, goodbye!"

"Ah, my brain has been eaten again!" Pan Mei's voice kept echoing in the living room.

**

Early the next morning, I sneaked out and went to the supermarket to spend all the money in my pocket.

"Ya, I didn't sleep well last night, and I got up so early today. I'm really sleepy!" I stretched out, and then came to Pan Mei's room with my toes and secretly put my ear to her.

"Go away!" Feeling someone patting me on the shoulder behind my back, I said without looking back.

"I don't care whether you are a thin man or Zhang Yi. If you don't know anything, I will eat your brain." When I said this word, I faintly smelled the unique fragrance of women.

"Pan Mei, what, why is it you, I, I, this, I'm exercising!" I don't believe what I say.

"My little sister understands, but it's just that the third brother is blocking the way of others!" Pan Mei pointed to the door and said softly.

"Oh, oh!" I hurriedly flashed aside, and then Pan Mei pushed open the door. Just as I was finally relieved, Pan Mei suddenly turned around again and smiled, "Third brother, that, there is no paper in that toilet (Pan Mei's finger toilet)!"

"Oh, I bought it!" I nodded and replied.

"Then the little sister won't disturb your exercise. I've been playing with zombies since yesterday, and I'm really a little sleepy. I'll go to sleep first!"

looking at the closed door, I finally sighed, "What's going on? What's going on? Why is this ancient man who crossed over still obsessed with the game!"

I lay down to ** (originally the thin man's room). As soon as I wanted to sleep, the snoring of the thin man next door came over. I covered the quilt over my head, but I could still hear it.

I found a pair of stinky socks and rushed to the next door.

"Oh, I also locked the door. Do you think Zhang San has no way in this way? Third Brother has the key!" Three five divided by two, I opened the door.

When I opened it, I almost fainted.

Zhang Yi is as naked as me. The habit of sleeping has been mentioned earlier. At this time, one of his thighs is placed on the thin body of Qu Xiongzi, and his left arm is still around Qu Xiongzi's neck, while Qu Xiongzi is snoring rhythmically, ups and downs, like high mountains and flowing water.

"Ya, I really don't know if they had it last night. It seems that I have to get two pets for them. I can't help but think of the hot-selling ** on Taobao!"

At about 11 o'clock, the ringing of the mobile phone rang again, and then I dragged my tired body to the cool tribe in the school to pick up the express.

"This is one thousand three, Yaya!" Sitting on the sofa and staring at the clothes bought on Taobao, I couldn't help but start worrying about the living expenses next month.

At about 12 o'clock, Qu Shouzi and Zhang Yi finally eliminated the remaining clothes I wore.

"Not bad, it's still comfortable to wear new clothes!" Zhang Yi said to herself happily, and the thin Qu also looked excited.

"So, are those all screws?" Zhang Yi blinked her eyes, which means that there are so many of her. The two of us add up to only a small box, and she has only three alone. This is too unfair!

"What are you looking at? They are women, women, you know!" My tone was a little heavier, but Zhang Yi didn't seem to understand. His eyes were still staring straight at the three packages. I got up and said, "Woman, there are always a day or two abnormal times a month. Do you have any? Those are all prepared for those two days. Now you understand!"

The thin Qu beside him kept nodding. After a while, Zhang Yi seemed to figure it out, and there was a evil smile in his eyes.

"I still eat instant noodles today. If you want to eat a few barrels, you can make a few buckets. They are all on the coffee table!" I pointed to the instant noodles on the coffee table and walked to my room.

"I eat instant noodles again. Why is this every day?" Zhang Yi said complainingly.

"Hey, it smells like small pheasant stewed with mushrooms. If you don't eat it, I'll destroy it all!" The thin man said with a gloomy smile.

"Don't eat, don't eat to lose weight! Yaya, go back and continue to dream about spring and autumn!" I hummed a little song and walked back to the bedroom step by step.