Chapter 18: Chaos

"Yes, yes! That's why I asked you to practice singing! Singing songs, um... This name is too indecent. We call it singing or karaoke, and you will change the name in the future!" I said firmly.

Pan Mei nodded cooperatively, but the two gangsters next to her did not react at all. Both eyes stared at Pan Mei optimistically, as if they were appreciating something.

"What are you two doing? Can you be serious? We are talking about art now! Got it!" I pretended to be angry and put on the example of everyone in art.

"Third brother, isn't Zhang Yi talking about you? You have been talking for most of the day. From what industry to what industry, can you go straight to the point? If I had put you in our era, I would have starved to death!" Zhang Yi is like taking gunpowder. This bastard asked me what the tertiary industry is before. After I died of countless brain cells, I finally explained this problem clearly. Now he actually thinks that I am too wordy and don't go straight to the point. I have reached the point of unbearable, "Zhang Ji. Ba, I tell you, if you don't want to fool around here, get out of here immediately. Your sister eats me and sleeps in my clothes. In the end, you are still angry with me. I won't serve you anymore. Where are you going back and forth?"

As my voice stopped in the living room, the atmosphere suddenly became tense. Pan Mei wanted to persuade me, but when she saw my expression of blowing her nose and staring her eyes, she swallowed the words back alive. The rest of my eyes only saw Pan Mei's apricot opening, but I didn't hear a word. And the thin man kept pulling Zhang Yi's arm with his hand, which means that if you don't admit your mistake to the third brother quickly, don't forget our identity!

"Qu Shouzi, take back your hand, or you both will leave!" I deliberately raised my tone by a few decibels. Although there was an angry look on my face, how could I be willing to let the two living treasures in front of me really leave? But if I don't let these two people, especially this bastard boy have a long memory, this bastard will not be against him in the future!

"Zhang Yi paced forward, then scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks in a flattering manner and said: Then, what third brother, it was all my fault just now. Isn't that a slip of the tongue? You see, it's not easy for the hungry brothers to wear once. You have a lot of size. Hungry must take the next step as an example. Didn't you say that you want us to sing music? Oh, it's not singing. Hungry must cooperate well. You can sing as you want to make hungry, or let hungry students and children sing!"

"Third brother, you see, this bastard has admitted his mistake. Forget it!" Qu Shouzi giggled and began to do the old work, and Pan Mei also began to persuade me to calm down.

I raised my eyelids and stared at Zhang Yi fiercely. Then I took out the remaining red tower mountain from my pocket and put it on my mouth, and then began to look for fire.

"The fire is here, third brother!" Zhang Yi lit the cigarette in my mouth with a smile.

"When did this boy take my lighter? What, did he also learn to smoke?" I thought to myself, and then gently spit out a smoke ring and said cowardly, "Then take the next step as an example. Let's start practicing now!"

"Good, hungry must be remembered in your heart!" Zhang Yi said.

But when I looked at Pan Mei, I found that her icy and jade eyes were staring straight at the Red Tower Mountain in my hand. I smiled and handed over the cigarette in my hand symbolically and said, "Why don't you try it?"

"Screw, that's a cigarette, which is easy to smoke. It's sweet in the mouth, and the aftertaste is endless!" Zhang Yi shook his head and said.

Pan Mei's eyes lit up, and then she really took over the Red Tower Mountain in my hand and said, "Really? That little sister wants to taste it!"

I wanted to laugh, but I resisted it, but the next scene stunned me, even Zhang Yiqu and the two thin men.

"Third brother, do you think it's like this?" Pan Mei sucked the cherry gently and then spit it out. She was not choked. You know, at that time, the two people directly swallowed the cigarette, but Pan Mei did not.

"Why do you all have that expression? I saw it in the movie last night, but I don't know if it's standard for my little sister to draw labels like this? In the end, Pan Mei handed over the decision to me. I blinked, then nod my head like chicken rice and said, "Standard, standard, of course!"

"Third brother, give it back to you!" Pan Mei handed me the red tower mountain that passed through her fragrant lips again. At that moment, a very obscene idea suddenly came out of my mind. 'If I take another breath, will it be regarded as indirectly with Pan Mei? Oh, don't kiss Pan Jinlian in history'

"Screw, since it's so right, you can finish it. Anyway, the third brother doesn't care. The third brother is the best for you, right?" Zhang Yi may be jealous or out of sincerity. In short, this came from his mouth.

I nodded again and couldn't help but think that the dream of kissing indirectly was shattered.

Half an hour later, Zhang Yi and Qu Shouzi began to rehearse. Qu Shouzi still had a child. Zhang Yi was still Harry Potter riding a mop, and Pan Mei was still dancing with her at the beginning, but after a while she seemed to think of something and stopped, and then sat on the sofa to show a thoughtful look. .

I roared at Zhang Yi and Qu Slender, "Continue, continue!" Then he smiled and sat next to Pan Mei, "Pan Mei, you don't remember anything. Why don't you dance with her?"

After a long time, Pan Mei slowly said, "Third, I think we must try to show this artistic conception, otherwise the effect will not be the best, but I haven't figured out how to express it yet." At the end, Pan Mei sighed gently.

"You're right, but we don't have money or money at present, so this is the only way!" I said helplessly.

"Oh, that's really a problem!" Pan Mei's voice couldn't help lowering.

In the evening, I uploaded the recorded video to Youku again. "With the addition of Pan Mei, I believe that the number of clicks will definitely skyrocket." After everything was done, I opened the space and published a saying: It turned out that Pan Jinlian is also a thoughtful woman who loves to smoke!

As soon as this state was sent, a friend of mine in high school sent me a colored expression.

"Adou, can you meet Jinlian with your body?"

"Daes, please don't use that dirty thoughts to say that Pan Mei. History has wronged her. She is actually a good girl who is loyal."

Half an hour passed, and my high school friend finally announced that he was soft.

"Hi Adou, do you know the loser brother who has been popular on the Internet recently?"

Looking at this news, my happiness is like winning the lottery. "I know, it's not good in my opinion. Isn't it just a spoof?"

After sending this message, I was waiting for the reply of my friend. Half a day later, when I opened the long-awaited news, I was dumbfounded. My friend actually wrote a long paper of 5,000 words to refute me, and attached a sentence at the end: "A billion words are saved here. !"

Suddenly, a genius idea burst out of my mind. I shouted and jumped, and my whole body seemed to be crazy.

"Third brother, keep your voice low, they are cutting fruit!" Pan Mei opened the door and said with a soft smile.

"Cut, keep cutting, don't forget to charge my mobile phone!"

"People have always filled it while playing!"

At the same time, the thin man came to me with a book in his hands and his head without raising his head, and his mouth kept laughing.

"Qu thin man, what are you reading so fascinated by? Can you understand our Chinese characters now?" My tone is full of jokes.

"You translate these words for me, and I will listen to them!" The thin man didn't raise his head until he came to me, and then handed me the book in his hand.

I took over the book and couldn't help but look at it. To be precise, this is a comic book, a comic book about Xiyang and the gray wolf.

"Third brother, are you translating with hunger?" The thin man was so coquettish to me like a child that I was almost scared to death.

"Wait, I'll find it for you, I'll find it for you!" With that, I picked up the remote control and turned on the TV, and soon the thin man was immersed in the world of joy and gray wolves.

When I was about to go back to my room, Zhang Yi was dragging his slippers in his trousers and kept waving to me in the corridor, "Third, do you still use this book?"

I tilted my ear, but I still didn't hear what this instrument was talking about, and then roared, "You boy, can't speak louder!"

"Are you still hungry?" Zhang Yi also roared.

"No!" Leaving this sentence, I closed the door, and then I heard a woman's instinctive scream.

"It's broken. Can it be said that Zhang Yi's beast entered Pan Mei's room? Fuck, this is a fucking crime!" I hurriedly opened the door, and then saw Zhang Yi running towards me with Ben and a lot of lines with a proud face on his face. When he passed by me, he even spit out his tongue at me.

Just as I was about to get angry, Pan Mei's woman's instinctive treble came to my ear: "Third brother, come here!"

Then came the perverted voice of the thin man in the living room: "Xi Yangyang, my gray wolf will definitely come back!"

"I'm going, it's almost time to catch up with the railway station!" I said to myself, and then knocked on Pan Mei's door gentlemanly.

"Third brother, Zhang Yi's boy is too shameless. If he wants to talk to others directly, can they not agree? Look at him, he actually uses that kind of promiscuous means!" Pan Mei's voice became a little coquetttractive like a bullied child. I was so happy in my heart. Then I shrugged my shoulders and took out a heroic posture to save the beauty and said, "Pan Mei, wait, I'll get this book back!" With that, I was about to raise my feet and go out. As I expected, Pan Mei really opened her mouth to stop him, "Forget it. This time, even if they let him, tell him that he is not allowed to rob me tomorrow night!" In the end, Pan Mei even stamped her feet and her face turned red, which made me feel that the dark tide was surging and the chicken was moving.