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Chapter 20: Broken Wheel of Love Steamed buns and Pickles

Half an hour later, the smell in the room finally disappeared. I stared at the thin man, and then walked to Pan Mei's room. For so long, I haven't seen anything to do with Pan Mei. Out of worry, but more lewd psychology, standing outside Pan Mei's door, I chattered and began to hesitate in my heart. Do you say knocking or not?

Finally, I raised my arm, knocked on the door three times and said, "Pan Mei, are you all right? Why don't I buy you some supplements?"

Ten seconds later, a lotus root arm became the object of my attention like a newly opened peony flower. At the pull of this lotus root arm, the door opened the door. At that moment, I couldn't help but connect Pan Mei's jade arm with Teacher Cang's art career and art, and once again despised myself 10,000 times.

"Third brother, what did you just say? Didn't your little sister understand too well?" The owner of the lotus arm said with phoenix eyes.

Without thinking about it, I repeated what I had just said, and then I saw Pan Mei staring at me with a strange look for more than ten seconds.

"No, Pan Mei, you misunderstood. I mean, you have been working hard these two days. Do you want me to buy you some of the most popular supplements in our era?" I hurriedly began to circle. Since Pan Mei didn't say anything, I wouldn't break the window.

"Oh, well, thank you, third brother!" Pan Mei waved her waist and gave me a salute with a smile. I smiled and was about to turn back. At this moment, Pan Mei seemed to remember something and stopped me and said, "Well, third brother, I won't eat lunch. I want to sleep for a while. This is your mobile phone. I'll give it back to you!"

"Oh!" I took the mobile phone. Before I could say the second half of the sentence in my stomach, I was blocked from the door. The door was closed and closed by the lotus arm.

"It is said that women are a little abnormal in those days. It seems that the ancients are the same. If you don't eat, don't eat, just think of it as losing weight!" Thinking of this, I instinctively turned on my mobile phone, and I faintly smelled the residual charm on my mobile phone, which is different from what a beauty has been. When can I still have a beauty's body fragrance?

Just as I was thinking, the doorbell suddenly rang, (because with the fire on the Internet, and Dafei's grandson spilled out the address where we lived, there were no less than 1,000 people knocking on the door every day) I didn't care much about the doorbell, and then I went to the sofa and began to construct it. Think about how to rehearse these two losers in the afternoon.

"Three brothers, it's me, Lao Wang!" When I heard this hateful voice, I couldn't wait to stuff the socks on my feet that had not been washed for a week into Lao Wang's mouth. His grandma, which immortal did this man bring to me this time?

"The door is unlocked. You are not a fairy. Open it yourself!" I roared at the top of my voice.

"Three brothers, open the door quickly. It took me a lot of effort to scare away the girls around you. If you don't open the door, you won't have a chance for a while!" Lao Wang's voice came to my ears faintly. I opened the door with a grin and unhappy face, and then shouted at Lao Wang's head in a yellow Li Ning sportswear: "Salary, when will you pay me!"

Lao Wang turned his head sideways and muttered, "Three brothers, it's not easy to meet once. As for you, don't worry, we immortals will not repudiate the debts. You think they are all like the contractor here. That, that, at least half a year, or more than a year, this salary will definitely be implemented!"

"It's thanks to you that you know that migrant workers' wages can't be owed. My current situation is not as good as that of migrant workers!" With that, I started to pull the clothes on Lao Wang's head.

"Three brothers, what are you doing? Isn't it too loss for you to do this in front of foreigners!" Lao Wang's head winking at me, meaning that there were still people outside the door.

"What the hell, what are you talking about, foreigner, you old man won't bring foreigners here for me!" I suddenly became angry. Lao Wang's head finally escaped from my control by not paying attention and said with a smile, "Look, don't you pay attention to globalization now? They are all on the same ball, but the skin color is different. What kind of round is that, Lun (Lao Wang turned his head)?"

"What a round? You won't lose people, will you!" I said with a giggle.

"Hero (you), I'm here, here!" Listening to the sound coming from under the corridor, I can't help but feel bored. Which country is this? How can I speak Chinese? It's quite authentic and has a strong local flavor.

"Come out quickly. It's not that you haven't seen the world. Why do you hide under the corridor? It makes us look like thieves. Besides, this is not commenable to your identity!" Lao Wang pointed to the man who came out of the corridor and said.

When I saw the man's height, I instinctively thought of a person. Damn it, isn't this Wuhan University? Could it be that he came to rob Pan Mei?

"Hi, Lao Wangtou, who the hell is he?" I smiled at the man and whispered to Lao Wang's ears.

Before Lao Wang's head could speak, the man with the same height as Wu Da said, "You are the third brother in Wang's mouth. Napoleon, Frenchman, it's a pleasure to meet you!"

"What, you are the broken wheel, which is the wheel that shocks the enemy and makes women and children think about it!" I said in surprise, and the expression on my face was as excited as seeing Jay.

Napoleon shrugged his shoulders and nodded his head with embarrassment to show acquiescence.

"Fuck, Lao Wang, you are so interesting that you actually got me an emperor. That's good. What, his gold, silver and jewelry are all pulled with train skin!" I said with my hands dancing.

Lao Wang smiled, and then touched the red tower mountain in my trousers pocket with lightning speed, "I borrowed the cigarette. You pay the account first and return it to you tomorrow!"

With the disappearance of the sound, the old man Wangtou disappeared again.

"Your sister, there is a fairy who takes things from other people's pocket. This is fucking stealing, it's called stealing!" I roared at the ceiling.

"Wen up!" Zhang Yi said angrily.

I invited the broken wheel in, and then hurriedly closed the door (for fear that a primary school girl would take the opportunity to rush in), "Brother Lun, can I ask you a question?" I stared at the broken wheel with a dark smile, smiled and said gentlemanly, "Third brother, please speak!"

"What, who did you learn Mandarin from, and why didn't you bring something with you?"

"Oh, the third brother thinks my Chinese dialect is not bad, it's authentic enough!" Broken wheel said proudly. I nodded by default, and then Broken Wheel continued to say, "There is an institution below that specializes in training you in Chinese. In order to come to you, I have studied for six years. Or they won't give * and won't let you come!" As soon as I heard this, my eyes lit up and hurriedly interrupted, "Hey, Brother Lun, you have to pass the exam below before you can come to China (I touch my head!)"

"No, you don't know how N you Chinese are below. That guy is less than half of your population in other countries, so if you want to do well, you have to learn Chinese, or you won't be looked down upon!"

Hearing this from Napoleon's mouth made me happy, damn it. How dare we Chinese are so awesome below, but what he said is that even if we Chinese men add up the small particles ejaculated, we can drown them all!

"What, then you wear this body, nothing, nothing necessary, such as the crown you took from the Pope." I rubbed my palm and began to calculate the value of the crown in my mind.

"Hey, I also want to bring it, but the above policy does not allow it. Except for what you wear, other things can't pass the security check, otherwise it won't be blocked!" The broken wheel said helplessly.

Well, I heard that this means another beggar, or a beggar from an emperor. What kind of rules is it? Let others wear it and not be allowed to bring anything. This is obviously to squeeze the flesh and blood of contemporary college students!

"If you don't bring it, don't bring it. At worst, in a few days, you will eat steamed buns and eat pickles every day!" I said helplessly.

"Okay, okay, when I was down there, Lao Chen and Wu told me every day how delicious your pickles and steamed buns are. (I wiped my saliva) I can finally have a good time today!" The broken wheel shouted excitedly, and I was puzzled as soon as I heard it. A French emperor said that steamed bread and pickles were delicious, and he also shed halazi. Could it be that his brain was kicked by the dog, or that after passing through Waterloo, the IQ of the broken wheel dropped?

"I said, who are your buddies?" I giggled. Of course, this is only the first half of my whole sentence. In fact, there is still half of the sentence "Your boy was fooled by others as a fool!"

"Chen Sheng and Wu Guang!" The broken wheel patted his chest and said.

"Are they the two who revolted in Daze Township?" I stretched out my neck and asked. The broken wheel nodded and said three yes in a row. It's not surprising. At that time, Chen Sheng and Wu Guang could eat pickle steamed buns, which was equivalent to today's well-off.

"Hey, what about you two? I haven't seen a newcomer again. Why aren't you polite? Don't lose the face of us Chinese!" I hurried to Qu Shouzi and Zhang Yi.

"Who, who's here again? Didn't you see Hapi hungry? You let him wait!" Zhang Yi twisted her body and grinned at home. The thin man who was watching gave me face. He raised his head and glanced at Poron, and then put his head to my ear and whispered, "Damn, why is there a melon in Plants vs. Zombies!"