Chapter 34: Cheap Zhang Yi

Chapter 34: Cheap Zhang Yi

When the wheel and the thin man saved the short-sighted woman, all the people applauded enthusiastically. I hurriedly flashed to the side of the thin manqu and Zhang Yi, and then whispered, "We are all living Lei Feng. We never leave a name for good deeds. If you have to ask me what my name is, Let's just call Zhang San..." At that moment, my speech speed was quite fast, and the speech was more enjoyable!

"Grandma, why does this woman grow so much? Why is she so fat?" The wheel sleed his arm in a state of fatigue. Qu Shouzi is even more exhausted.

"Third brother, let's go!" Pan Mei came to me and whispered.

Go, this is a good opportunity to become famous. How can you go!

I whitened my eyes and said, "Wait a little longer, Panmei. What if this woman wakes up and jumps again!"

Pan Mei hummed and stopped saying anything.

"120, why don't they come? What if there is a human death?"

"Exerve them quickly, hurry up!"

"What, artificial respiration!"

"Which obligation is to save people's lives better than the seven-level Futu!"

As soon as Zhang Yi heard the words artificial respiration outside the crowd, her eyes suddenly rushed in and shouted, "Let's be hungry, let's be hungry!"

"Yes, he can breathe artificially!" I pointed to Zhang Yi and said, and then told him, "Brother Yi, do what I taught you at the beginning!"

"I know!" Zhang Yi replied impatiently, and then he smiled and pointed his mouth at the fat woman with full hair. When Zhang Yi pushed away the fat woman's long hair, I actually found that the woman's face was quite beautiful. Forget it, let Zhang Yi pick up a bargain.

"Ache!" The wheel came to me and said, "Brother, let's go. I want to sleep!"

I looked at the tired wheel, and from his eyes, I knew that he was actually tired of his heart!

Then I saw Pan Mei's soulless expression again, alas!

"Hey, look, 120 is coming. This time it's really coming!"

Listening to the rhythmic sound, I didn't see that kind of reporter coming. It seems that this good thing was done in vain!

"Zhang Yi, don't suck it. The professional is coming!" I stared at Zhang Yi, who was still doing artificial respiration.

"Dodge, dodge!" Several nurses in white put Zhang Yi aside and then put the short-sighted fat woman into an ambulance.

Then the ambulance disappeared without a trace, and the onlookers seemed to have lost any interest and left in three seconds.

At that moment, I actually remembered the loneliness of Comrade Lei Feng in those years. Hey, the scholar is going down day by day!

"Third brother, hungry, hungry" Zhang Yi seemed to have something to say, but she choked when it came to her mouth. I smiled and said, "Does it feel good to hit (kiss)? This time it's you cheap!"

"Third brother, what are you talking about? Hungry means that the woman dropped something!" Zhang Yi's tightly grasped fist reached out in front of my eyes.

"Ring! Zhang Yi, you are a prodigal son (my finger Zhang Yi). You are so cruel that you have become a thief. Are you worthy of me..." I began to scold indiscriminately. At that moment, I felt that I was a policeman and the embodiment of justice!

"You, hungry Quping wants to break up with you, that kind of formal break up!" Qu Shouzi spit and roared with clothes that were still leaking water. The wheel was probably still sad, so he didn't speak, and Pan Mei did the same.

"No, no, it's not what you think. This woman fell down. No matter how hungry, she is also a prime minister. She won't do that kind of cheating!" Zhang Yi's face turned red, just like the ripe tomatoes.

"Ok, which fool in the world will say that he is a thief? Third brother Zhang Yi tells you that I despise you very much, from feet to hair!" Although I am a poor loser, what I hate most is the kind of petty petty business. Why do you have to do it in private?

Even if you steal, at least you have to leave an IOU for the owner, but where are you, Zhang Yi, grandma, even took their ring after taking advantage of others, which is really outrageous!

"The hunger was really picked up from the ground. I wanted to wait for her to wake up, but I was carried away by those white-clothed villains. Third brother, why don't you believe in hunger?" Zhang Yi's expression almost cried. I stretched out my neck and said, "Are you telling the truth?"

"Of course, Hungry dares to swear to the river. If there is a fake word, hunger will die in this water!" Zhang Yi's leg had stepped on the railing, so I pushed it gently, and then fell into the river to feed the fish!

"You jump, jump, what are you pretending to be!" Qu Shouzi has an ambitious expression, and he can't wait to help Zhang Yi again. I guess Qu Shouzi really wants Zhang Yi to taste the taste of the river. After all, the quality of the water is not good!

I walked more than 100 meters forward, and then arrived at the stop sign of No. 33. This time, it was very smooth and I didn't meet any hooligans. After returning to the doghouse, I first let the thin boy take a shower with the wheels, and then wrapped two more sheets for them!

I also want to buy them more sets of clothes, but the funds are limited. Now I have nearly 300 yuan left all over my body, 300 yuan for five mouths. It's hard for me to imagine what to do in a few days?

Is it possible for me to be the leader of the beggar gang and lead Pan Jinlian, Qu Yuan, Zhang Yi, and Napoleon to beg for food...

Pan Mei's door was closed. It seemed that she was closed and meditating. I wanted to knock on the door several times, but I didn't know how to comfort her, so I gave up. Zhang Yi was sitting on the sofa and giggling. I guess he might still be immersed in the scene of beating (kissing) the fat woman just now!

After taking a shower, I went back to the house, which was similar to Pan Mei's performance. There were only me, Zhang Yi and Qu Slender in the living room.

"Third brother, you are so hungry. You don't want to be hungry, do you?" When Qu Shouzi saw me looking at him with a strange look, he immediately said cleverly.

"Well, in view of your heroic performance today, the third brother will give you a day off!" I said generously that Zhang Yi was still giggling like a love saint. I turned on the computer at a glance and began to happi!

"Third brother, how can the little animal still move?" Qu Shouzi pointed to my QQ penguin and said that I guess this doubt had been hidden in his heart for a long time, and then I told some information about QQ to Qu Shouzi.

"Really?" Qu Shouzi said doubtfully, just like we heard that a boar gave birth to a pair of bitch dogs.

"Why, you don't believe in the third brother. I can tell you that with this buckle, you can seduce the little sister all over the world!" I said proudly, but the thin man still didn't believe it. "Cut, the third brother doesn't blush now. I really don't want to." Obviously, the thin man Qu omitted the word on that face.

I was anxious as soon as I heard it. I didn't know how many little sisters I hooked up with this hand. Of course, none of them could succeed in the end.

Speaking of me, I have to say a few more words. I remember that when I first entered college, I took my mobile phone and added a beautiful woman every day, then sent a sexy expression first, and then asked a few questions about whether it was painful or not, and then I went straight to the point.

Here are a few frequently asked questions: 1. Sister, how much is it once? Is ten yuan OK?

2, sister, do you have time to play an interactive game?

3, beauty, have you ever opened a room?

4, girl, be my brother's mistress, including you all night** shooting...

I was patted on the shoulder by the thin man, and I came back to my senses from my obscene behavior.

"Third brother, can you borrow the buckle when you are hungry?" Qu Skinny's eyes are full of smiles, and as long as he is a normal person, he will understand what it means.

"Brother Qu, don't you believe in the third brother? Why did you change your mind again?" I said teasingly, and the thin man put his buttocks close to my buttocks with a smile, and then showed a flattering look.

"Qu thin man, it's not that the third brother doesn't borrow you, or it's okay to ask the third brother to apply for a number for you, but the key is that you can type. How many simplified Chinese characters are popular now? You don't know this pinyin typing. You, oh, by the way, you can also open a video or have a voice chat..." I He poured basins of cold water on the thin man's head, but he was so persistent that he didn't pee on me.

In order to get the hearts of the people, I helped Qu Thinzi apply for a deduction number, and Qu Thinzi gave himself a very second net name - jump to fame!

"It depends on your luck to add friends like this, and then find a sister who has a video chat with you?" I laughed a lot**. Swing, and then the thin Qu began to be busy. In just a while, I heard countless coughs. I was very **, the sound automatically made by the buckle system through message verification.

"Ok, Qu thin man, I don't know if you stupid can find a lonely woman to moisten your dry heart!" Thinking of this, I have come to Zhang Yi's stupid boy. At this time, his posture has not changed at all. I looked at the thinker and saw a few happy smiles in his eyes.

"Brother Yi, what are you thinking about?" I asked softly, and my tone was very approachable.

Zhang Yi ignored my existence, and then I said it three times in a row. Finally, Zhang Yi sighed and stared at me and said, "Third brother, why do you think she jumped into the river? Are you disappointed in love or have you encountered some trouble?"

I'm speechless. I really guessed correctly. I dare this instrument is still immersed in another world. I giggled and said, "It's probably that I can't lose weight. If I can't think about it for a moment, I will jump down!"

Zhang Yi was very dissatisfied with my answer, and then asked me more than 30 reasons in a row. I had no choice but to tell Zhang Yi about the ordinary aesthetics of men in the current society. The boy listened very carefully and finally asked me in an idiotic tone: " Third brother, fat women can have evil sons. Why don't you like it? Your brain is really soaked!"

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ps: The content has nothing to do with the novel. Jiabo just said something from the heart. The last novel "The Age of Cultivation of Immortals" completely hit the street. Although this is the case, I think sometimes failure is also a good thing. After calming down for a period of time, I knocked down this article again. With the current results, I still hit the street. To be honest Jiabo has been numb. Jiabo can only say that he works hard to write it with his own hobbies. As for whether everyone buys it or not, Jiabo dares not to praise it.

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