Chapter 37: Anecdotes
Chapter 37: Anecdotes
"That's right, the beer I want, why can't I get it? Do you look down on us or are you afraid that we can't afford it?" The wheel suddenly stood up, but because the altitude was too low, it could be ignored!
I couldn't wait to climb under the table. As soon as I was about to speak, Manager Wang grabbed my head with a smile. She stared at the thin man and said to the wheel, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't have this service here. Please forgive me!"
"What, there is no such service. Are you kidding? Is this a restaurant? At this time, the thin Qu has become a stunned person. I want to interrupt, but I don't have a chance.
"Well----yes, it's rice!" Manager Wang thought about it for a while and replied.
"What--you go, there's something wrong with them!" I hurriedly inserted a needle and said. Obviously, Zhang Yi beside me couldn't stand it. He grabbed me in front of me and almost squeezed me from the chair to the ground. "I'm hungry. What do you mean? Do you want chopsticks, chopsticks, beer or beer? Do you still want to do business?"
Yes, Zhang Yi's official tone has also come up!
"I don't care if I'm hungry. If you don't take chopsticks and beer with hungry people today, then the hungry people won't leave. Yes, don't leave here!" Qu Er was stunned, with an expression that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.
"Sirs, we really don't have this service here, please forgive me!" Manager Wang explained again that I saw that it was impossible for me to convince these two loser, so I hurriedly went around behind Manager Wang. "Manager Wang, there is something wrong with their spirit. You can make an exception. Don't worry, I'm sure I won't lose a penny of this money. If I really provoke them, I'm afraid your future business will It's not easy!" I said with kindness, and Manager Wang finally nodded and agreed after thinking about it.
Soon a waitress came in from the door, and then five pairs of disposable chopsticks and a box of canned Yanjing beer arrived at our table.
"Do you have any wine (no) dishes? What's the matter?" Qu Xiaozi complained. As soon as the wheel nodded, he said, "Xiao Er, give us two hard dishes, stir-fried meat with green onions, and stir-fried meat with garlic moss. Oh, by the way, another peanut!"
The wheel skillfully reported the names of some of the dishes I had bought for them. Manager Wang was just relieved and heard such words again. I guess she even wanted to die! If I were replaced by Manager Wang, I would either bombard the sprinkman out or find a rope and hang it directly!!
"What kind of manager, don't answer them. Hurry up and get busy. They are sick and sick!" I really sympathized with the manager, so I released her.
"Who do you think is sick? Only when you are hungry can you be sick!" As soon as the thin man turned his head, he began to roar at me. He didn't know which muscle was cramped on the wheel, and even congratulated him: "Yes, I don't think you seem to have an affair with her! This elbow is still turned out. The words of the wheel are indeed very sharp. If I really have an affair with this manager, as long as the light goes out, I have no problem...
I don't know if Manager Wang heard the words of the wheel. Anyway, she didn't have a volcanic eruption. A second later, her figure appeared in front of us again: "Sir, we really can't provide your request. If you have time, I can ask the headquarters for you?" Manager Wang still had a very kind attitude. At that moment, I looked at her and thought of my mother. It was so funny!!
"Ask quickly, hungry people have plenty of time!" Qu Shouzi said.
"What do you ask? Call your boss directly. Occasionally, I want to see how perverted he is. There is no wine and dishes in a restaurant. Where is this way to eat..." Zhang Yi's face full of beans stared at the female manager who was so good.
I even think the reason why these three people are so entangled in this matter is that they want to take the opportunity to eat the manager's tofu. Of course, you can also say that I am obscene and dirty, such as grabbing a gentleman's belly with the heart of a villain!
"Sorry, everyone, our mainland headquarters is in Beijing. If you want to see the biggest boss, you have to go to American!" The female manager also seemed to be a little angry and gently flirted with Zhang Yi and others. I really wanted to turn big things into nothing, but there was no chance.
At this time, the scene is equivalent to the confrontation between the two armies, and I am a third party. No matter which side you help, you will not get good results. It's better to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight. Although I know it's very unnatural, but...
"Well, well said, Yaya, you should have changed the rules long ago. Why do you only sell their foreign things? Why can't we move in if our famous Chinese dishes are good and wine? What the fuck is this?"
"Yes, you should think about eating chicken wings, drinking Erguotou and grass. It's better to make a hot pot and listen to small music. Oh, by the way, make a duet in front of it, which is humanized!"
"Wow, if that's the case, the dex base will definitely be popular all over China!"
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I listened to the comments of the people around me. I don't understand why they all became patriots at this time.
Is it a discovery of conscience or some unspeakable secret? Of course, this is all my speculation.
I swept the remaining tables of guests, and suddenly understood that those fashionable beauties who dared to laugh have left, and the rest are all old men. It seems that they are still patriotic men!
Since the masses have supported Zhang Yi and others, of course I won't do that stupid thing, so I cleared my throat and said to the female manager, "Manager Wang, I know that you have your own internal rules, but please don't forget that this is China. Chinese men are used to drinking big bowls of meat. This is our fine tradition, a tradition that comes from the bone. If you really want to take root and grow in China, you should adapt to our Chinese culture, not let me Chinese adapt to your foreign culture. I hope you can reflect the ideas of us poor people..." I said very patrioticly. When I stopped, Pan Mei's eyes flashed and said, "There should be Applause!"
I immediately heard the applause and made me happy. I said like a hero, "Thank you. This is what a Chinese man should do and should do!"
"Third brother said it well, okay!" The wheel looked at me with admiration, and Qu Shouzi and Zhang Yi also applauded.
The female manager smiled at me for three seconds and then left.
Five minutes later, the female manager returned to our table with a smile: "I'm really sorry, everyone. It was all our fault before. Our headquarters has agreed to your request. I believe you will see our Chineseization in the near future. We will cook the dishes you ordered for you right away, and our headquarters said that it is free today, all free!"
"What, free, did I hear it correctly?" I repeated it with a stunned ear, and the female manager smiled and said, "Yes, you're right. It's free, completely free!"
Suddenly, the thin man, Zhang Yi and the wheel began to celebrate, and Pan Mei also smiled delicately.
"What about us, we also have to be free?" The guests at several other tables also began to get emotional, and the female manager repeated her words again: "Guys, everyone present today is free of charge. I hope you can directly raise any comments on our de ji in the future. We will accept it with an open mind!"
Suddenly, the whole audience howled again.
"A few more garlic, as well as steamed buns and rice wine..." Zhang Yi really doesn't regard himself as an outsider. Unexpectedly, he is like a sea. I haven't heard of several of them. I guess it's the name of his time.
The wheel is not polite. In addition to ordering a few dishes to eat with me, I even ordered several French dishes, and I ate chicken wings wildly. Pan Mei was a little self-restrained and smiled at us with a cup of coke.
The chef served the dishes very quickly, and the table was filled with various home-cooked dishes such as fish-flavored shredded pork. Beer, steamed buns, garlic and green onions were all over the table.
Just as we were eating, a lot of reporters suddenly came in outside the door. I was shocked, and the chicken in my mouth was swallowed in my throat. I picked up the glass of beer and poured it into my stomach. It was not easy to rush down the meat crumbs stuck in my throat, and then the reporters took pictures of us one after another. .
Previously, Zhang Yi and Qu Thinzi used my mobile phone to play selfies. Now they are taken head-on by so many reporters. They are really not used to it, but as the saying goes, they are bold, which is not right. Those reporters around our table are all like flowers. The key is that their thighs are particularly slender, coupled with their flesh-colored stockings, how can they not attract the eyes of me and Qu Shouzi and others?
"I heard that you guys strongly demand the Chineseization of the German base. Is this true?" A pointed-faced sister in a sky-blue tights said to Zhang Yi.
I guess the reason why this reporter was the first to interview Zhang Yi is that among us, Zhang Yi's clothes are the most handsome, expensive and most valuable, but it should have been on me!
"Fighting chickens and Chinese flowers, what is it?" Zhang Yi obviously didn't understand, and he was right. How could he, an ancient man who had never seen anything in the world, understand what gnawing dexie is? It is estimated that if the reporter changes his words, Zhang Yi may understand something. For example, what do you think of a restaurant with an old man's smiling face? In this way, Zhang Yi and others will definitely talk about it!
"Well, let me answer this profound question!" Speaking of this, those shots and the eyes of beautiful women suddenly fell on me. I fiddled with my hairstyle, and then repeated the words I had just pulled word for word.
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ps: The content has nothing to do with the novel. Jiabo just said something from the heart. The last novel "The Age of Cultivation of Immortals" completely hit the street. Although this is the case, I think sometimes failure is also a good thing. After calming down for a period of time, I knocked down this article again. With the current results, I still hit the street. To be honest Jiabo has been numb. Jiabo can only say that he works hard to write it with his own hobbies. As for whether everyone buys it or not, Jiabo dares not to praise it.
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