Chapter 47: The wheel is sick
"What a beautiful girl? It's so late. Let's go home. Oh, by the way, you two can not go back. Zhang Yi's bed is just vacated for Brother Wu to sleep." I said with a smile and said evilly.
"What does this mean? If you don't let Xiaoyi go home, where does he live?" I don't know whether this is Song Aijia's way of agitating, or whether he deliberately said so, so I don't care about it and said, "Well, what to wear? It's not the first time. That high-end hotel doesn't close day and night. I guess it's enough to drive your sports car this year!" I said sharply.
"Third brother, you are so annoying!" Song Aijia actually played cute. I was speechless. If she was not very rich and needed her sponsorship in the future, I was afraid that I would spit out the good dishes I had just eaten on the spot. It was so close that after using the eighteen palms of the dragon, I finally forcibly pressed back the ** in my throat. This move is called Kanglong Wuhui ( Regret)!
"Why, it's not art again!" The wheel was obviously very unhappy, and his eyes were as if he were looking at the enemy who killed his father. I hurriedly lowered my head and explained to the wheel, "Brother Lun, I can't do it today. Recently, the police have been strictly checked. The ladies have gone out to hide. In the future, when the young lady comes back, the third brother will definitely bring you. Oh, no, the third brother is happy with you. Crooked!" I said in a consultative tone, and then the wheel looked down at my little brother, showing a sad Pacific expression.
"What, are you up?" I pointed to the crotch of the wheel and said, in fact, at this time, I suddenly realized that I was not wearing underwear. If there was any change, wouldn't it be too obvious, a pillar of sky or a yang finger?
"Well, it's not early now. I should go back, and then the little sister will go back!" Song Aijia kissed Zhang Yi again. The scene was like a separation from life and death. I thought it would be good to open a room directly. At that time, you can toss around as much as you want!
After sending Song Aijia away, several of us are returning home.
The people in the living room were not sleepy at all and were very excited, especially the wheel. They should use the word excitement to describe him. I guess it was the plate of sheep's waist!
"Brother Lun, sit down for a while and jump again later!" I said helplessly. This wheel is like a hip-hop dance, constantly shaking on the floor, jumping left and right, and turning. It almost treats this place as a circus. Then of course, these people have become the little pets he flirted with!
"Grandma, why do you want to sing karaoke?" Qu Shouzi cleared his throat and said.
Zhang Yi threw off her coat and exposed her disgusting skin. Pan Mei used to hide more or less. Now he is too used to it. It is estimated that Pan Mei can bear it as long as she doesn't take off her trousers!
Brushed, the wheels and the thin man also took off their coats one after another, and I couldn't fall behind. A second later, I also pulled off the vest, thinking that you are men, you have the guts to take off your trousers. Damn, let's see who is afraid of who?
"Brother Wu, why don't you learn from them to take off their coats?" Pan Mei said to Wu Er puzzledly.
Wu Er touched his chin and said, "This, it's not - that's what - it seems that no one has to take off his clothes after entering the house!" Besides, I don't think it's good. It's a bit like a hooligan!"
Although the scene at this time is very chaotic, I can still hear Wu Er's unique masculine voice clearly. It's not what you call it. Let's take us off. If you want to take it off, take it off. If you don't want to take it off, just wear it. What is this? Do you think of us as a brothel? Is it a strip competition?
If it hadn't been for Pan Mei, I would have even wanted to refute Wu Er with such a sentence: "It's like having sex with you. Some people want to wear a condom, some people don't want to wear it, some people wear clothes, and some people have to be naked to do it. According to what Brother Wu just said, that is, they have to take off their bodies naked. Only by light can you do it, or wrap your body tightly..."
I stared at Wu Er fiercely. Of course, Pan Mei and Wu Er didn't find out my move. Besides, I won't let them find out, otherwise it would be self-immolation!
At this time, Qu Slender had plugged into the stereo with the notebook that no longer belonged to me and connected to the network cable. I have to admit that these ancients really evolved too fast!
Then the song of the thin man was loud in the living room. This time, the thin man did not have a child, but was trying a new style, from Daolang to Adu to Mayday, and from folk songs to rock to rap...
I have to admit that Qu Slender is very talented in singing. An hour later, Qu Slender finally lost his physical strength to sing, and then Zhang Yi became shameless, but his singing is simply a heaven and underground, not a grade!
So a minute later, Zhang Yi was scolded by the audience and became speechless. I don't know why. The wheel took the microphone and began to howle. Maybe he was a little unprepared to use the word wolf howling. After all, it sounded a little rhythmic, but as for what he sang and the movement there No one can understand it.
Later, I learned that I dared to drink French songs, to be precise, French love songs. The lyrics probably meant to tell the story of a man and a woman...
"Oh, you can't sing. Aren't you awesome? Why can't you do it!" I was arrogant, but they didn't answer me, as if my existence was as useless to them!
The thin man suddenly seemed to remember something. He came to me and said, "Third brother, can this bitten apple buckle?"
I heard the childish question of Qu Shouzi, and I didn't answer it with words. I just nodded my head and nodded disdainfully.
Well, aren't you awesome? You learned to use such a high-end technology in less than five minutes. Why are you asking me this ignorant teenager now?
Qu Shouzi obviously found my disdain and said with a smile, "Can the third brother do it? Why didn't you find that image when you were hungry?"
"Idiot, how can you buckle without that software!" I pointed to Qu Slender's nose and said, and then I used this book to glue some game software such as buckles to Qu Slender.
"Can I do it now?" The thin man stared at me with a suspicious look.
"There is still one last step left. It's OK to just install it. I said, do you still want to talk naked with that little girl from Guangqiu (Guangzhou)!" I deliberately turned the online chat as a naked chat. Sure enough, the skinny man nodded with a smile and acquiesced, and then he saw my obscene face.
"A fool, the third brother said that you are naked. Do you know what naked is? Just don't wear anything, you can't even wrap a piece of cloth!" Zhang Yi came up with the mobile phone in her hand and kept showing off.
I can see from his expression that Song Aijia has installed all the software for Zhang Yi, otherwise he wouldn't have been like this.
"Why did Brother Qu hook up with the little girl with a button?" Zhang Yi said to the head, and the thin man poofed and did not start to mess with the apple in his hand.
"Third brother, why can't this work?" Qu Shouzi was obviously anxious. I grabbed the mobile phone, skillfully placed all kinds of software, and then threw the remaining half of the apple to Qu Shouzi. This boy really caught it. It's not bad!
At the same time, Pan Mei has been pestering Wu Er to begin to add her knowledge about mobile phones. At this time, the wheel came over. I took his mobile phone without waiting for the wheel to open, and then handed over various software one by one to the wheel. After all, my safety must be protected by the wheel in the future!
"Then what third brother, how much is your buckle?" Zhang Yi said seriously, it seems that he wants to add me as a friend!
So I announced my buckle number, and then the thin man, and Pan Mei added me as a friend one after another. Now there are only wheels left in the whole living room. I don't know what the buckle is, so I have to talk about the function of buckle to the wheel as if I were educating my child, and take my small account as a gift. The thing was given to the wheel.
"What, this high-tech special traffic, you can pay attention to it. I don't care if I pay you for this fee!" I kindly reminded him.
But it turned out that no one accepted my kindness, so I farted!
Then the most realistic question appeared in front of me. I looked at my mobile phone and it's already 11:30. Yaya, do I really sleep on the sofa?
"Okay, it's getting late. Let's go back to each room to prepare for a rest. Brother Wu, just follow the wheel. All right, you can play with your mobile phone when you go back to the room!" I roared at Zhang Yi and Qu Shouzi, and the two of them went back to the house reluctantly.
"Third brother, thank you!" Pan Mei said sincerely to me. I smiled and said, "Thank you for the big deal!" It's really a big thing. Yaya has to sleep on the sofa. Forget it, who makes me the best person in the world? It seems that we should do less good things about the beauty of adults in the future!
When everyone returned to their rooms, I was the only one left in the whole living room, but in this way, I can just enjoy the difference of apples.
First play Warcraft, then play Jade Dynasty, and then watch some illegal content. Finally, it's almost dawn. If it really doesn't work, you can kill the Three Kingdoms again. After I planned, I put on my headphones and began to fight in anger!
In half an hour, the wheel actually ran five times in a row. At first, I didn't pay much attention to it, but then I realized the bad situation.
"Whirs, are you all right!" I knocked on the door of the shampoo room and asked.
"What's the matter, it's just a little diarrhea!" The sound of the wheel is very weak.
Lasis, is it because you ate that plate of sheep's kidneys, or you drank too much beer, or you ate those dishes that caused food poisoning!
Sud suddenly remembered that there was a buddy in the school who had been suffering from food poisoning for three days last year, and finally almost died!
"What kind of wheel? If you can't stand it, tell the third brother that it's very close to the hospital!" I said with concern that I still have feelings for these grandchildren anyway, although they are sometimes very hateful.
But isn't there a saying that hateful people must be cute!
After more than ten minutes, I sat on the sofa and casually looked at 2012. Suddenly, a big man appeared in front of me. First I was shocked, and then I saw Wu Er's worried face.
"Three brothers, let's send Brother Lun to the hospital. He lies in ** and sweats all over. It's scary!" Wu Er said solemnly without exaggeration at all.
"Let's go, what else is this!" I ran out with a strong step.
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