Chapter 59: Sumo Movement

When Lv Buwei saw Pan Mei salute, he hurriedly reached out to help him, and I vaguely saw the color light in his eyes. I hurriedly gave Lv Buwei a foot and scolded, "Your surname is Lv, no matter what prime minister you are, I'm here. Do you understand? And remember, don't touch girls, three I don't like this kind of people very much!" I pretended to be forced again. Lv Buwei was stunned when he heard my reprimand, and then hurriedly smiled and said, "Third brother, I wrote it down. There will never be a next time, and there will be no next time!"

"My little sister has heard about Prime Minister Lv's prestige for a long time. It's really lucky to see him today!" Pan Mei put on a high hat for Lv Buwei again. I stared at Pan Mei with a very puzzled look, and then I found that I was a dog with a mouse.

Half an hour later, the doorbell rang again. I pinched my finger and said, "It must be Zhang Yi, this boy is back. That little Lu, go open the door!" I said in a commanding tone. Lv Buwei hesitated and opened the door with a smile.

"Third brother, why is this door open?" Lv Buwei seemed to be really anxious and actually moved his feet. I listened to the knock on the door and turned around and said to the thinqu shou zi, "Go and do me a favor. Go!"

The thin man muttered and roared at Lv Buwei, "Get out of the way and let him be hungry!"

Lv Buwei carefully understood the whole process of how to open the door, and then showed a very proud smile on his face.

"Ah, where did this come from? It's probably an artist. Look at the multiple hairstyles. How can I look like Ah Q written by Master Lu? Dude, are you Ah Q?" Song Aijia leaned against the door, showing a joking expression, just like playing monkey.

"Let me be hungry, can't you leave me a gap?" Zhang Yi obviously has a problem outside the door, but Song Aijia is not willing to give up. At the same time, Lv Buwei smiled and said, "This aunt, Xiaosheng Buwei, what's your name?"

As soon as I heard Lv Buwei's words, I even had a desire to die at that time. These people called Song Aijia as a good sister, but this surname Lv was good - it was called aunt when he came up. It seemed that there was a good show this time.

Thinking of this, I hurriedly wink at the wheel and Pan Mei, and they understood what I meant with a gloomy smile.

"Little, what did you call me just now?" Song Aijia twisted her body and showed a very angry look. Lv Buwei instinctively replied, "Call you aunt. What's wrong?"

I have to admire Lv Buwei's courage. Among other things, Jiamei's fat body alone is enough for Lv to drink a pot.

"Xiaoyi, come in!" Song Aijia roared, and Zhang Yi rushed in like a rocket, "Grandson, die!" Zhang Yi took off his shoes as he spoke, and then fought indiscriminately.

"Qu Shouzi, who do you think will laugh to the end?" Hearing my words, Qu Shouzi hesitated for two seconds and said, "Do you need to say this? If Jiamei doesn't take action, it must be Brother Lv who laughed to the end!"

"Qu Slender, let's bet 20 yuan, what do you think?" I said very pecatively. The thin man took out a handful of change from his trousers pocket, and then counted and said, "If you bet, you will bet. At worst, you will find a good sister to go!"

"Well, I bet on Zhang Yi, you bet on Lv Buwei, that Pan Mei, you are our witness!" For the sake of fairness, I pulled Pan Mei in. Pan Mei looked at the battle situation and said with a smile, "Third brother, can you also bet 20 yuan?"

"Huh? The little sister also wants to gather a molecule, okay! So who are you going to bet on?" I asked with a smile, and Pan Mei hesitated and said, "I also bet on my brother Yi!"

So the attention of the three of us fell on Zhang Yi and Lv Buwei. The two grandchildren were playing sumo together. I saw that Jiamei had the intention to take action and hurried over, "Jiamei, this is a fight between men. Let's not participate in it. If Brother Yi really can't do it, you won't take action again. It's late, and in my opinion, the final victory must be Brother Yi..." After a lot of effort, I finally convinced Song Aijia.

At this moment, the wheel also came out of the kitchen. He was obviously stunned by the scene in front of him. I hurriedly winky at the thin man and began to pay close attention to the war.

"Brother Yi, kick his ass, your left arm is dry!" I immediately became the coach. Seeing me cheating, I immediately rushed over and roared, "Brother Lu, put your elbow on his stomach, come on!"

Song Aijia learned from Pan Mei's mouth that our gambling game and actually joined in. What puzzled me more was that she actually escorted Lv Buwei, and the wheel was not willing to lag behind, and also escorted Lv Buwei. At present, the living room has become a sumo stadium.

"Brother Lu, fist, fist!" The wheel pointed professionally, Pan Mei kept shouting slogans, and I was responsible for pointing Zhang Yi.

Two minutes later, the two began to roll on the floor.

"Okay, Brother Lu, good job!" The wheel actually forgot how the surname Lv hit him just now, and now he looks like a good friend. I look at Zhang Yi, who was pressed down, and I feel regretful. If I had known this, I would have directly escorted Lv Buwei.

Just when I was discouraged, a sudden change suddenly occurred. Zhang Yi actually used a unique skill and kept scratching Lv Buwei's armpit with her left hand. I was surprised to find that Lv Buwei was as afraid of scratching as Qu's thin man.

"Okay, that's it, scratch him, scratch hard!" I suddenly became interested, and Pan Mei suddenly became energetic and the slogan became louder.

"Frust, why is this Lu just as afraid of scratching as hunger? It's over. It seems that he has to lose this time!"

As soon as Qu Slender said this, almost at the same time, Lv Buwei had already lied under Zhang Yi's body, and then Lv Buwei admitted defeat like a grandson.

"Okay, now I declare that Brother Yi has won, oh!" I'm very excited, quite excited. Pan Mei also smiled.

"Give me the money quickly!" It feels good to win money. After I divided the money with Pan Mei, I asked Jiamei very puzzledly, "Jia sister, why don't you bet on Brother Yi?"

Jiamei smiled and said, "You don't understand, third brother. Look, if Xiaoyi loses, I will win the money. I will be happy if I win the money. If Xiaoyi wins, although I lost money, I will be happy for him!" I was speechless when I listened to Jiamei's explanation. What kind of logic is this? It's more than Ah Q!

"Cabbage, I'm hungry to vent my anger for you. What do you mean by betting on him?" Zhang Yi roared at Song Aijia. Song Aijia explained with a smile, but Zhang Yi did not buy it and still did not let it go. In the end, Jiamei was obviously angry. She shouted loudly and then took Zhang Yi into the air like carrying a chicken.

With our persuasion, a battle finally stopped.

"I'm leaving. I should be working today!" Song Aijia said to Zhang Yi to the thin man.

"Sister Jia let me go too. I am willing to die for art, and I am really willing to die for art!" The wheel begged, and I immediately remembered again that I once said that making porn is a classic of art. It seems that the wheel is really thirsty.

"Third brother, do you think Xiao Tsuri can follow him?" Song Aijia asked.

"Mr. Jia, you are a leader in this job. I'm just a nominal economist. If the wheel wants to go, then let him go, but you have to take care of what happens. I won't go today. I'll go out with Brother Lu to buy something later. After all, they have come all the way to me, and I hope Mr. Jia will take leave. !" I said solemnly.

"Third brother, are you convulsive? If you talk to me in this tone in the future, don't do this economist!" Hearing Song Aijia's words, I hurriedly recovered my nature and roared, "Gras, Jiamei, how can you do this? Isn't it too boring!"

Song Aijia giggled and said, "That's right. All right, artists, we should go!" After Song Aijia took Qu thin son, Zhang Yi and the wheel left, I turned to Pan Mei and said, "Pan Mei, you will also leave tomorrow. Although it's only a week, the third brother is still a little reluctant. Alas, his career is important. I wiped my nose and then said, "Pan Mei, let's go out for a walk!" My interest suddenly changed dramatically, but Pan Mei shrank and lowered her head and said, "Third brother, my little sister is not feeling well, so I won't go out. You'd better take Prime Minister Lu. Oh, no, Brother Lu, it won't be eye-catching!"

Hearing Pan Mei's advice, I quietly realized this problem. Pan Mei was right. Lv Buwei's hair was too long, and the beard made people want to be caught one by one and get a goat's beard. You think you are a two-legged sheep.

"Panmei, have a good rest and call me if anything happens!" I made a phone gesture and said, in fact, I know in my heart that Pan Mei must be unwilling to go out because of Wu Er. Women, understandable!

I took Lv Buwei and quickly straightened up my head, and it was still a small inch.

I looked at the small inch-Lv Buwei and said, "No, it's all about profiteers. Why can't I see any adultery from your appearance?" I said it directly. Lv Buwei was not angry, but instead smiled and said proudly, "Third brother, you don't know this. If a person's first impression on others is adultery, then this person will have no chance in his life. Profiteers generally refer to their unscrupulous means, not their appearance. This is the same as being an official. Don't look at those simple and honest appearances, but in fact, they are all for the people. There is no real clean official in the world, unless that person is mentally ill!"

I listened to Lv Buwei's big talk and nodded. Lv Buwei laughed again, and then came to me and said, "Third brother, who is the emperor in your dynasty now? How many sons does he have?"

As soon as I heard Lv Buwei's words, I suddenly remembered the boy's past and said, "Brother Lu, you don't want to do it again, do you?" To tell you the truth, we don't have an emperor now. Some presidents are at the same level as the emperor in your head..." I had to tell Lv Buwei about some of our country's election methods and how to test civil servants in politics. Lv Buwei touched his chin and showed a thoughtful look, and finally The two eyes stared at me like a bell and said, "It seems that it's better to do business. What kind of third brother, you lend me a million first, and I'll double it to you later!"

I listened to Lv Buwei's words, stared at him fiercely and replied, "Brother Lu, even if you sell me, it's not worth the price, and you can't say a million. Let me tell you the truth. It's still a problem where you sleep tonight. Maybe." In order not to dampen Lv's confidence in life, I stopped halfway through my words.

"If you don't borrow it, don't borrow it. What's the big deal!" Lv Buwei seemed to be very angry. Looking at him as if I had money not to lend him, I shrank my neck, took out my wallet helplessly, and then pulled out all the money inside: "Look, there are less than 200 yuan in total now on the third brother. Now I have to pull my belt for dinner, don't mention anything else. Yes. If you have the ability to make money by yourself, you can still be a Taoist priest to cheat money!" I admitted that my mouth was a little damaged. Lv Buwei seemed to really understand my situation, and then began to be silent.