Chapter 68: It turned out to be seven!!
"Fusa, I'll be your ancestors!" The man hung up the phone after scolding. I was very puzzled. Was there any accident, but what would happen?
I inquired as I walked, and finally got a clue half an hour later. When I saw a large group of people from afar, I was shocked.
"What the hell, where did this pervert come from? Why are you so rogue?"
"Be quiet. Be careful to beat you all over the ground for a while. Just now, Li Zangzi was severely taught a hard lesson if he wanted to take advantage of others. Let's leave quickly!"
I was shocked to hear the conversation between the two young men passing by me. No, it's so terrible. How can I live in the future!
I suddenly had the impulse to die!
I passed through the layers of people and finally saw the true face of Lushan Mountain. I narrowed my eyes and counted them carefully, and there were exactly seven people.
Although there are seven people, their dress is very different. Among them, the most noticeable is the two women standing in the front. Although these two women are very ordinary-like, they are very fierce and more men than men! As for their physique, there is nothing to say, very strong, typical muscular women!
"What are you looking at? If you don't get out, be careful that I will chop you!" The slightly shorter woman roared.
"I'll count to three. If you don't disappear, hey, don't blame us for being rude!" The tall woman threatened and rolled up her sleeves at the same time. This 'man' is wearing a tight gown, gray trousers and black boots. Judging from this dress, I really don't know which dynasty she is from!
Half a minute later, everyone retreated 30 meters away, and I saw a pool of blood on the ground. I saw that there was no one beside me, and the two women who were more men than men came to me. I hurriedly said, "It's me, I'm the third brother!"
Those two people didn't pay attention to my self-reporting at all. What's going on? Did they find the wrong person? It's impossible. Their dress is very retro. It should be right.
I was thinking that I only felt a sharp pain in my lower abdomen, and then I knelt on one knee and began to wake my mother up.
"Annihilation, who betrayed us?" The tall woman roared coldly, and my legs trembling so much that I almost peed my pants.
"Sister Ying, we are in the future. Why do you mention the past again!" The other woman said.
The tall woman gave a hum, raised her fist and hit my face. I hurriedly shouted, "I'm the third brother. Aren't you sent by Lao Wang?"
Thanks to my fast speech, otherwise that punch would have to break me!
After the shrew called Yingjie withdrew her fist, the women behind me who had been silent directly surrounded me.
"Six sisters, my own sisters, I'm really the third brother. Why do you look at me like this? I'm comparing internal items. Can you relax?" I have goosebumps all over, although my two sisters are very eye-catching!
"Are you really the third brother?"
"Of course, if it's fake, didn't Lao Wang give you my picture?" I turned to ask.
Five minutes later, the atmosphere finally calmed down a little. After sighing, I said, "Seven sisters, you all know me. I don't know you yet?"
"Looking for, lonely, miserable and miserable. When it's warm and cold, it's the most difficult to breathe. Three cups and two glasses of light wine, how can you beat him? Yan Guoye was sad, but he met him in the old days.
Yellow flowers are piled up all over the ground, and they are haggard. Who can pick them now? Guarding the window, how can you be black alone! The sycamore is drizzling, and it is drizzling at dusk. This time, how can it be a sad word!" The woman in plain clothes on the far left actually began to say words. Her upper body was a cyan gauze coat and her lower body was a light blue skirt. Unfortunately, it was too dirty and should be washed!
"You are Li, Li Qingzhao!" I am still very familiar with this word. After all, I learned it when I was in primary school.
The beautiful woman nodded and didn't say anything more. It was really shocking for such a self-introduction. Anyway, it was the first time I met her.
Li Qingzhao, the first talented woman in ancient times, couldn't help but look at her. Her long beautiful hair fell like a waterfall, like a moon's eyebrows, and her figure was very slim. I was thinking about it. The very manly short woman standing next to me said, "My name is Mulan, and her name is Mu Guiying ( My finger just hit my bitch)
I was stunned as soon as I heard it. No wonder they were so awesome. It turned out that they were the number one heroines in history. If they were beaten by the heroine, then they would be beaten. Forget it.
"I have heard about the heroic deeds of the two sisters for a long time. I really don't know each other today!" I have raised my identity a lot in this sentence!
"Hey, third brother, do you know why Liu Bang got the world?" The woman in the 45th degree direction in front of me looked at me and said that the woman was dressed luxuriously and her clothes were made of silk, but I saw sinister and cunning in her eyes!
"I don't know!" I shook my head like a rattle, thinking that I would see what you can do!
"Cut, you don't care too much about history. That's because he married a good wife. There is a great woman behind every successful man. Haven't you heard of this?"
I have guessed her identity from this woman's words, and I said with a smile, "You are Lv pheasant!"
There are two women opposite Lv pheasant, one of whom is a little fat, giving people an indescribable sense of pressure. In addition, the one has a good figure and a sharp chin, which is the kind of master you can't hate to look at when you see it!
"Isn't it just a queen? There's nothing to brag about, third brother, this is Sister Wu (a woman with fat fingers). Do you know who she is? I'm afraid to scare you if you can say it!" If I hadn't seen her good-looking, I would have shrugged my shoulders and said, so you can stop talking, so as not to scare me to death.
"What is she?"
"Listen, third brother, she is the only orthodox female emperor in Chinese history (Chen Shuozhen, another female emperor who had another folk uprising in the era of Emperor Gaozong of the Tang Dynasty), and the oldest emperor (67 years old to the throne), and one of the longest-lived emperors (82 years old). How much meditation for future generations..." I waited for the beautiful woman to finish speaking, and then said, "Oh (lengthen voice), I'm sorry, my history is not very good. Is there a female emperor in Chinese history!" As soon as I said this, Wu Zetian almost fainted, and Lv pheasant and Mulan were so happy that they closed their mouths.
Mu Guiying seemed to want to say something, but I saw her lips move a few times, and then she didn't say anything.
At this time, Mulan suddenly shouted and looked into the distance with a strange look.
"Third brother, it's not good to have enemies!" Mulan roared, and then Mu Guiying made a big enemy's current formation.
Three seconds later, an old man ran past me with a frightened face. Before I could react, Mulan had taken action.
"Who are you and why are you here?" Hearing Hua Mulan's reprimand, the old man trembled and said, "Girl, run away. They have come to settle accounts with you!"
As soon as I heard it, I immediately understood that Mulan and Mu Guiying had just offended the land hooligans!
For the sake of safety, I hurriedly took them to hide in a small forest not far away. Fortunately, we ran fast, otherwise we had to be eight pieces by big crabs. The people who pulled 100 were holding bricks in their hands. Even if it was one person, I didn't have time to save the beauty!
"Sister Ying, do you think the two of us can do it?" Mulan snorted coldly and said to Mu Guiying.
I hurriedly reminded him, "Sister Hua, quiet, they haven't gone far yet!"
Until this time, I was surprised to find that I was the most nervous in our eight-person group. Just introduced to me that the beauty Wu Zetian was not someone else but Shangguan Wan'er. Speaking of Shangguan Wan'er, I think it is necessary to say a few more words. First of all, she is Wu Zetian's right-hand man, and also the first female slaughter in China. Xiang, and she is still a famous talented woman. Although I grew up reading Sister Qingzhao's words, to be honest, I am still more optimistic about Sister Shangguan!
As for the last one, she must say it well, especially her appearance, which is amazing. Maybe that's why she has always been silent, but Mulan quietly told me that she was Wang Zhaojun.
is Luo Yan, one of the four beautiful women in ancient China. I was stunned when I heard it and hurried to Wang Zhaojun.
"Are you Zhaojun?" My tone is very gentle, after all, she hasn't said a word so far.
"Third Brother!" Wang Zhaojun nodded his head and admitted it. Listening to Luo Yan call his third brother, the feeling was so good that my whole body seemed to have been electrocuted. My intuition told me that I must soak her, soak her, and soak her for no reason!
I didn't take them back to Xiyangyang School, not to mention that it has not been decorated yet. The key is that I still have my own plans. You think, what will happen if I share a room with them?
"Six sisters fast-forward, this is our camp!" I said with a smile on my face. When Wang Zhaojun passed by me, I still found that there was no expression on her watch, and she was still so indifferent, as if I owe her 100,000 taels of silver. Of course, I don't care about the expression of beauty.
Lv Buwei, who came out of the bedroom, was dumbfounded. His eyes were full of green light, and I even saw that the boy had reacted directly somewhere!
I didn't see you like this when I saw Mr. Cang at the beginning!
"Third brother, these are newcomers, aren't they? Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Lv Buwei, a native of the State of Qin!" Lu Buwei said with a smile on his face.
"Lv Buwei, a native of Qin! You're not Prime Minister Lu, are you?" Lv pheasant said in advance, with a very excited expression, as if he had seen his relatives.
Oh, by the way, both of them seem to be surnamed Lu. Are they a family?
"The little woman's surname is also Lu. Are we still a family?" Queen Lv came up and got close. At this time, Qu Shouzi also ran over. The boy was originally romantic and looked like a star. After a few polite words, she ran to Wang Zhaojun.
I winp at the thin man several times, which means that she is mine, mine!
However, it turns out that friendship ranks second in front of beautiful women!
"Qu Shouzi, go and call Brother Yi. Don't forget our prior agreement!" My intention is not to forget the agreement that a beautiful woman asked Brother Yi to choose first.
"He's sleeping and can't get up!" Qu Shouzi replied copingly. I was just about to slap him with my slippers, and then the phone rang.
"What, they cut corners. Wait, I'll be there!" I hung up the phone and was about to grab the door. Suddenly, two characters flashed in my mind. Mulan and Mu Guiying are both heroines. It is necessary to let them follow them together. In case they start to protect me!
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The best of all dynasties:
In all dynasties, the most emperors were the Shang Dynasty, with a total of 30 emperors from Tang to Zhou.
Among the dynasties, the fewest emperors were Wang Mang's new dynasty and the Eastern Wei Dynasty of the Northern Dynasty, all of which were only one emperor.
In all dynasties, the average life expectancy of emperors was the Southern Tang Dynasty during the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, with an average age of 54 per emperor.
Among the dynasties, the average life expectancy of emperors was the Northern Zhou Dynasty, with an average age of only 22 years old per emperor.
Among the dynasties, the longest-lasting dynasty was the Zhou Dynasty, with a total of more than 800 years (Western Wednesday more than 100 years, Eastern Zhou 515).
Among the dynasties, the shortest existence time was in Northern Liao, all of which was only more than a year.
Among the dynasties, the Qing Dynasty had the longest average reign of emperors. From 1644 to the end of 1911, 10 emperors were handed down in 267 AD, with an average of nearly 27 years each emperor reign.
In all dynasties, the average number of emperors reigned the shortest in Northern Liao. From the founding of the country in March 1122 to the end of 1123 A.D., it took only 19 months, and 4 emperors passed down, and the average number of each emperor reigned less than 5 months.
Among the emperors, the longest-lived emperor was Emperor Gaozong of the Qing Dynasty (Emperor Qianlong) Aixinjue Luo Hongli, aged 89. ( The year before the first year of the Western Zhou Dynasty is not accurate, so it is not counted.
Among the emperors, the shortest-lived emperor was Liu Long, Emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty, who died at the age of 2.
Among the emperors, the oldest at the time of his accession to the throne was Wu Zetian, who was 67 years old, followed by Liu Yu, Emperor Wu of the Southern Song Dynasty, who was 65 years old.
Among the emperors, the youngest at the time of his accession to the throne was Liu Long, Emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty, who was born only more than 100 days ago. Among the emperors of all dynasties, the longest reigning was Aixinjueluo Xuanye, the holy ancestor of the Qing Dynasty (Emperor Kangxi), who enjoyed the throne for 61 years.
Among the emperors of all dynasties, the shortest in the reign was Wanyan Chenglin, the last emperor of the Jin Dynasty, who reigned for only half a day. Among the dynasties, the worst ending of emperors was the Western Yan in the Sixteen Kingdoms period, the Liang Dynasty and the Sui Dynasty in the Southern Dynasty. Seven emperors of Xiyan, eight emperors of the Liang Dynasty, and five emperors of the Sui Dynasty were all killed without a good ending.
Among the dynasties, the luckiest ending of emperors was the Chen Dynasty in the Southern Dynasty. All five emperors died of illness, and none of them died.
Among the emperors, the most strange experience was Emperor Gong of the Southern Song Dynasty. When he was a child, he was the emperor of the Southern Song Dynasty in Lin'an (now Hangzhou City). The young man was captured by the Yuan army to the capital (present-day Beijing), demoted to the minister of the Yuan Dynasty, and moved to Shangdu (now northwest of Duolun County, Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region). The middle-aged and elderly people were sent to Tibet as monks and became Buddhas. The monk and translator were finally killed unjustly because of the text prison.
Among the emperors, the most ridiculous ending was Sima Yao, Emperor Wu of the Eastern Jin Dynasty. Because of a joke after drinking, he ordered his maidservant to suffocate him for his beloved concubine.
Among the emperors of all dynasties, Li Longji, the Emperor Ming of the Tang Dynasty (Xuanzong) contributed the most to literature and art. He has deeply studied drama, song and dance, and music, and has created a drama activity center - Liyuan, which is respected as the ancestor of Liyuan by historical opera artists.
Among the emperors, Cao Pi, Emperor Wen of Wei, who wrote the most poems in the Three Kingdoms period, wrote a lot of poems. Later generations compiled them into the Collection of Emperor Wen of Wei, whose poems are popular and detailed.
Among the emperors of all dynasties, Li Yu, the queen of the Southern Tang Dynasty, was the most literary and good at writing lyrics. His words are mostly based on white tracing and appropriate metaphors. The works of the previous dynasty mostly write about the beautiful life of the palace, and the later works mostly reflect the decline of the king of the subjugated 00, and there are the Two Main Words of the Southern Tang Dynasty. Among the emperors of all dynasties, Zhao Ji, who was the best at calligraphy and painting, was Weizong of the Northern Song Dynasty. His calligraphy has become a school of calligraphy, known as thin gold calligraphy. He is good at painting, flowers and birds, and his works have been handed down to this day.
Among the emperors of all dynasties, the one who is best at carpentry is Ming Xizong Zhu Youxiao. He once made a model of Qianqing Palace and five models of Cuyuantang, all of which are small and exquisite.
Amman's emperors, King Mu of the Western Zhou Dynasty loved to travel the most. According to the Unearthed Biography of Mu Tianzi, he traveled farthest to the Great Plains (now the Kyrgyz grassland in Central Asia).
Amman's emperors, the most ridiculous was Liu He, the king of Changyi in the Western Han Dynasty. He reigned for 27 days, but he did 1127 absurd things and was abandoned by the ministers.
Among the emperors of all dynasties, the most scientific emperor was Wang Mang of the new dynasty. He had ordered doctors to carry out the earliest human anatomy, during which he supported the earliest flight experiments. He was also the first artificial food researcher to carry out artificial cheese experiments.
Among the emperors of all dynasties, Liang Zhuwen is the best. He loves women very much, * like beasts, and even his daughters-in-law will not let go.
Among the emperors of all dynasties, the most shameless was Shi Jingxuan, the high ancestor of the Later Jin Dynasty. In order to be the emperor, he actually called Chidan Yelu Deguang, who was 11 years younger than himself, as his father and sent the 16 states of Yanyun, the national barrier, to Khitan.
Among the emperors of all dynasties, the laziest is Zhu Yijun, Emperor Wanli, who has been in power for 28 years.