Chapter 84: Han Xin is here again
After feeding the dog, I began to recite the Jiuyin Zhenjing. Not to mention that what is written in this small book is quite complete, I even wrote down several times when blowing the whistle in detail, and I have to admire the author's delicacy!!
In order to be on the safe and not to cause public anger, I specially got an old dog with the help of the wheel. According to the law of the Jiuyin True Sutra, under the stinky mutton **, I finally mastered how to manipulate these paparazzi after spending three hours.
Hum, Han Xin, come back if you have the ability. I have to let the dog bite you to death. Wang Wang Wang......
At this moment, my phone suddenly rang, and I looked at the phone number and suddenly burst into thunder. It's a cabbage, damn it, this mistress, this gold-wor.
"Hey, you're still gasping. What are you looking for me?" I scolded angrily, and the old dog next to me also barked with my anger.
"Third brother, your temper is still so violent if you haven't seen it for a few days. It's bad for your health to get angry in the summer!" Song Aijia, a cabbage, said, "I'm angry, and I'm completely angry. This is because I've been beaten by thousands of knives to make Brother Yi into a ghost. If I had known that I shouldn't have saved her at the beginning!
"Chinese cabbage, I tell you, the stupidest thing I have done in my life is to let the wheel save you, ah!" I jumped to the top of my voice and shouted.
"Look at you. I wanted to die at the beginning, but you didn't let me. Now I have saved them and say so. I really don't know what you guys think. Besides, didn't I have repaid you? Notebooks, mobile phones, clothes, money, cars, and I haven't paid you enough!" I immediately became angry when listening to Song Aijia's words, "Chinese cabbage, if you call to scold, I will accompany you to the end. Let's talk about it, shall we start with your second uncle or the third aunt?"
At this moment, suddenly a man's voice came from the other end of the phone. I felt a little familiar with it. It seemed that I had heard it somewhere.
"Zhang San, you can bear it. You not only smashed my BMW with bricks, but also repelled Han Xin with beer. I admire, I admire!" Until then, I suddenly remembered that the speaker was either someone else but the bastard who called me last time, the agent of the old king's brother.
"You're welcome, if I guessed your surname is Qi correctly, right? Why don't you report the big number?" I said very well.
"Smart, my humble Qi Han, we will have many opportunities to deal with in the future. What about the vertical and horizontal family, are you still breathing now?" Hearing this, I suddenly realized a problem. Is the rich old man of Song Aijiabang this Qihan? Isn't there such a coincidence in this world??
"Okay, what do you want to do? If you have the ability to come to your third master, I can't bite you!" I barked like a dog.
"Yo, I'm still a college student. With that quality, it doesn't seem to be a good bird. First of all, I have to say thank you. If you hadn't saved my Xiaojia, we would never see her again. Secondly, you let Zhang Yi wait. Although I am very big-minded, I am very petite in dealing with emotional issues!" My back suddenly got cold. Brother Yi won't have been hit by anything, will he? I didn't waste another word and hung up the phone directly, and then called Zhang Yi. As a result, the phone was turned off.
In a hurry, I called Mulan and Mu Guiying, and the wheel took a car and went straight to Times Square. Sitting in the car, I felt anxious. What if Brother Yi was kidnapped by them? I kept begging God all the way. The driver worked very hard under the money ** and ran directly through the red light. The speed was too fast!
"Brother Yi!" As soon as I entered the door, I shouted, but no one answered. Suddenly, I was anxious, but when I opened Brother Yi's doghouse, my heart finally calmed down. Fortunately, it was fine.
I winked at the wheel and Mulan, and Mu Guiying, and then the three took Zhang Yi away like a chicken. Although Zhang Yi kept resisting, she was useless as a scholar, not to mention that Zhang Yi is no different from a terminally ill person.
But during the whole process, I also found a strange phenomenon, that is, Zhang Yi was very afraid of women, especially when he looked at Mulan and Mu Guiying's swollen jade-feng, the guy howled like killing pigs? Does Zhang Yi have a rejection of women? No, then I have to be careful in the future!
After the three wheels forcibly took Zhang Yi away, I first cleaned Zhang Yi's kennel, and then took away several clothes with him. After coming to Xiyangyang School, my idea was soon confirmed.
"Third brother, something has happened. Something has happened. Zhang Yi seems to be very afraid of women. Look, all women have been driven out by him!" Qu thin man said with a sweaty face, is Zhang Yi really suffering from female phobia? No way, there are really such people in the world!!
After I drove Wu Zetian and others away, I tried to talk to Zhang Yi, but this boy avoided talking. Whenever I talked about women's topics, he always used games to block things. In the end, I had no choice but to return the book to him and immerse him in his game kingdom!!
Cabbage, you fox spirit, give me back my brother Yi, give me back my brother Yi??
I looked up to the sky outside the door, and then heard bursts of echoes from the dog fence in the distance. I was speechless. Is it true that my knowledge is already a beast?
At this moment, Mulan suddenly flew towards me like a gust of wind, which made Mulan panic like this. What happened? Isn't it the old man surnamed Qi who led 100,000 heavenly soldiers to surrender me?
"What's wrong with Sister Hua?" I hurriedly ran a few steps and said to Mulan, who gasped and said, "Yes, yes-kill!"
I hurriedly looked around and no one came. Except for the occasional gust of wind, I didn't feel any anger. There was such a trace of smell!
Well, I admit that I farted!
At this moment, I suddenly found that 50 or 60 people appeared in front of me, and they were all murderous, as if they had a father's revenge against me.
"Han Xin, it's him, that's right, this bastard!" I looked at the scolding of the leading team at the front.
At this time, my people also gathered together. Suddenly, the senior generals of the two armies began to talk. I tightened my belt and roared at Han Xin, who had changed his hairstyle: "Han, don't think it's awesome to get yourself! I told you that the third brother's crotch has been prepared for you. Don't you like drilling? Come on, grass, the third brother is just dragging a pee!" I shamelessly play hooligans, saying that hooligans are not terrible, but cultural hooligans.
Han Xin was not angered by my words, but on the contrary, he was very calm. At this moment, I suddenly found the old donkey behind Han Xin, the defeated general!
"Oh, isn't that an old donkey? Why did I come to fight again today? Last time I was in a good mood and let you go, this time I won't be soft-hearted. Ah, yesterday, I just practiced Jiuyin white bone claws and 18 palms of the dragon. I have to clean you up today!" As I spoke, I kept moving for fear of getting a hidden weapon from the opposite side. Anyway, that's how it's played in the movie. This is called an open gun that is easy to hide, but hidden arrows are difficult to prevent!
"Small, have you said enough? I don't know who will cook for a while!" I can see that the old donkey is waiting for Han Xin's order. Until then, I suddenly remembered a sentence, as if there was a sentence praising Han Xin so much, asking Han Xin to lead the army - Duoduo Shan!
But fortunately, Han Xin's army did not pass through together, otherwise I would die!
"Third brother, don't scold me. Han is wearing headphones on his ears!" Qu Shouzi came to me and reminded me that I narrowed my eyes and suddenly became even more angry.
Is there anything more shameful than being directly ignored by your opponent?
If there hadn't been a woman next to me, I would have had to play the hooligan to the end, take off my trousers and bury him with urine. I wouldn't believe this boy wouldn't be angry!!
In those years, Zhuge Liang gave Sima Yi a woman's belly pocket to humiliate him. When I was in a hurry, I humiliated Han Xin with a chicken and played hooligan with me. I was tender!
Han Xin probably took off his headphones gracefully when he saw that I didn't say anything. I said with a smile, "Grandson, is it a one-on-one fight or a group fight today? Zhang San is not afraid of picking up your ranks. Anyway, my group of beasts will also line up and bite people. It would be better if there was a mad dog disease, so that they would be sent directly to the crematorium!
"What does one-on-one mean, and what does group fighting mean?" Han Xin said very loudly. I saw it clearly that the dozens of little brothers behind him were almost ashamed to death. The old donkey tightened his face, suppressed his smile, and roared at the little brother behind him, "Be serious. Fighting is a very sacred thing. Even if you want to laugh, you have to tighten me!"
"Grandson, have you seen it? Your pawns laugh at you for being ignorant. You are uneducated and don't watch TV. Even if you don't watch TV, you should accept more modern words." After my words, Shangguan Waner shouted, "Okay, there should be applause here!" Suddenly, I was warmly supported. It seems that I am still quite demeanor, secretly happy!
I saw the old donkey bow his head and say a few words to Han Xin, and then there was a trace of anger on Han Xin's face. He pulled out the weapon from his waist and said, "Kill! The retreater dies!
yo, Han's machete has been upgraded to Dongyang knife. Damn, his posture of drawing a knife is really similar to that of the little devil. I despise it!!
If the prestige of the marshal of the world is ignored one day, I don't know how the marshal will feel? Presumably, Han Xin has a lot of experience at this time. His order was given, but no one did it.
I heard the old donkey's conversation with Han Xin on my side: "Brother, can you shoot more? Do you think this is acting in a TV series? Take away the last four words (the retreater dies), or you can change it to a reward of 10,000 yuan!"
Han Xin seemed to realize after thinking about it for a long time. At this time, I had handed over the mess to the thin Qu, Lv Buwei and the wheel. Because I went to find my paparazzi. Yaya, after living for so many years, I can finally breathe a bad breath.