Chapter 93: Zhaojun is missing?
"Brother Lun, my good Brother Lun, I'm wrong. I'm really wrong. You can help Zhaojun's sister. You see, it's not easy for her. It's rare for a woman to have that kind of heart. Tell Brother Wu that as long as he eats skewers in the future, it's all free!" I don't know whether the wheel was moved by the word free or deliberately joking with me. The boy giggled and then said, "The rest are bullshit. Give me 1,000 yuan first, otherwise it's very difficult!" I'm dizzy. Isn't it just a matter of one sentence? This boy actually offered a thousand yuan, which is really a word of his mother.
"Two hundred, no more than!" I said directly that I guess the wheel dealt too much with the aunt in the vegetable market, and he was very intelligent to bargain with me. In the end, I tried my best to cut the price to 400.
"Take people's money, *, don't worry, third brother!" Wheel said with a smile. I was speechless again. Gao Lishi next to me probably saw my mind. He came to the wheel with a smile and said sincerely, "Brother Wheel, you have used the wrong word for money. *'. This word is often said by bandit leaders, like us with an identity. It's better not to say it, or they will be laughed at!" Gao Lishi's speed of speech is not fast, but not slow. It can be said that he is the same as the teacher on the podium at this time.
"Don't forget the wheel. Brother Wu will get off work soon. If you can't equal Brother Wu, I will kick you out and confiscate your mobile phone, which can be given to Xiao Gao!" After I threw down this sentence, I got away. As soon as I went out, I went head-to-head with Li Qingzhao.
"Ah, I finally found your third brother!" I saw that Qingzhao's head was covered with sweat. I couldn't help stretching my hand to Qingzhao's forehead and wanted to borrow her to wipe her sweat. But I didn't know why, Qingzhao suddenly took her body back. My hand suddenly lost its target and fell like the deflated ball, and the brush fell suddenly. Come down, but an unexpected scene appeared.
Because of women's physiological reasons, two parts of the chest protrude outward. I never thought that my hand would fall on it, and what was more amazing was that I touched it and touched it very hard. It was very soft and elastic. At this moment, my whole body seemed to be hit by electricity, but it only lasted for three seconds.
"Qingzhao, no, I-I am - want to wipe your sweat!" I explained with a red face, and Qingzhao's cheeks turned red to the back of her head.
The two of us were so silent. Two or three minutes later, I saw that Qingzhao's look returned to normal and hurriedly said, "Qingzhao, I really didn't mean it just now. Don't misunderstand!" I thought that if I wanted to, I would definitely make this scene by the bedside. In that case, if the whole process goes well, maybe I can get rid of my virginity!
Qingzhao's girl's face became red again. She lowered her head slightly and said to me, "Third brother, I am, I want to say something to you!"
If you want to talk to me, you don't want to confess to me or open a room. If that's the case, do you think I will agree or agree?
"I collected a lot of ancient paintings with Mingcheng in the Song Dynasty." As soon as I heard this, I hurriedly interrupted, "Qingzhao, you don't mean to tell me that you brought all those treasures!" I'm very excited. Let alone bring the antiques, as long as they are from the Song Dynasty, we have to get at least 800 yuan!
"Third brother, what are you talking about? When we come, we can't bring anything to your world!" I smiled and said, "Who said that? You can sew it into your clothes. In that case, you can bring them. If we can get a few national cultural relics, we will be big!" It seems that I have a big dream again.
"Third brother, I ask you - how much can Du Fu's authentic words be sold?" I was stunned first, and then understood what Qingzhao meant. I touched my chin and said meaningfully, "At least I have to buy 20 yuan!"
"No, it's so cheap. It's not enough to change two catties of pork!" Li Qingzhao seems to be very familiar with the price of meat.
"Qingzhao girl, you don't know anything. Only the things of your dynasty can be valuable until now. Even if it is Du Fu's authentic, but the paper and ink are all now. As long as you use high technology, you can identify them in less than three seconds! You said it was Du Fu's authentic work, but others insisted that it was a copycat. What should you do? You can't pull Du Fu to that man, and then say that this is Du Fu of the Tang Dynasty. He crossed over!"
You really thought I didn't think of this at the beginning, and you didn't look at who the third brother was? But to be honest, I really didn't expect this, but we can act!
Li Qingzhao hesitated, and then began to nod. I smiled and just wanted to speak, and then a strange idea came to my mind, that is, to get an online store. Now so many online stores on Taobao can't be more popular. Why don't I try it?
If I get a calligraphy and painting shop specializing in selling famous imitations, coupled with favorable prices, I guess it will definitely be popular. As soon as this idea comes to my mind, I will start to get excited. If my plan can succeed, it will mean that Li Qingzhao, Du Fu, and even Shangguan Wan'er, Wu Zetian and others can be used as selling points. In this way, it is difficult not to make money!
At this moment, I suddenly had the impulse to drop out of Bill Gates. Business opportunities are business opportunities. If only Lv Buwei were by my side now. Unfortunately, it's a pity!
"Third brother, what's wrong with you?" Qingzhao stared at me with a very strange look. I grinned at Li Qingzhao and said, "Qingzhao, you are my God of Wealth. I love you so much!" I was so excited that I couldn't help sticking my mouth to Qingzhao's face.
With a slap, my cheeks turned red, with five vivid fingerprints. It was not until this time that I found that I was too contempt for the enemy. If I had just inadvertently touched Qingzhao's sister's chest, maybe Qingzhao's sister would think that I had accidentally encountered it, but my behavior just now seemed to be prem premeditated, but I'm really not what you think. I want to explain and prove myself His innocence, but he doesn't know how to do it. Is it possible that he took off his trousers and said that he was still a hooligan and would never do anything. But then again, it seems that he took off his trousers, and he couldn't see whether he was a virgin or not!
I'm speechless. Why do I fantasize about myself every time?
I look at the figure of Qingzhao's far away girl, and I feel regretful. Alas, I'd better not explain it!
This sense of guilt only existed in my heart for less than ten seconds, and then I began to be busy with my great career with a smile. Who said that they have their own career, and I also have a career. Yaya, when the online store opened by me opens, I will definitely make money every day. Oh, no, millions every day!
After I returned to the dormitory, I first checked such an online store with my mobile phone, and then learned about the current market. Although Teng also has Paipai, I feel that Taobao is more reliable. After all, this website has the largest traffic.
I took Ben from Er Wu Zetian indiscriminately, and then returned to my house to start a business.
Five minutes, ten minutes, and two hours passed quickly. When I finished all the procedures, I felt beautiful, and the rest was waiting to count the money. This time, I was not completely immersed in a beautiful dream. On the contrary, I jumped out of this dream after eighty-one difficulties.
I calmed down and then came to Du Fu's study and said that it was a study. In fact, it was a very ordinary hut, but it was now completely occupied by Du Fu's authentic works. After appeasing Du Fu, I said, "Lao Du, write well. If you have any requirements, just tell me directly. The third brother will definitely satisfy you!" I'm like a god. That look and expression are too awesome.
I saw that Du Fu did not pee on me, but immersed himself in his own kingdom. I sneered in my heart. Humph, today the third brother will let you play a game. At the moment I left the door, the figure of Qingzhao's sister appeared in my eyes again. I wanted to say hello, but when the words came to my mouth, I didn't say it.
I could see that Qingzhao's sister was still angry with me. I sighed and rushed to Qu Slender's room.
"Clim boy!" I roared at the thin Qu three times in a row, but the boy didn't get up from **, and the snoring was more rhythmic, as if he was deliberately angry with me.
"It's thundering!" I picked up the tea next to me and poured it on the head of the thin man, and then I was attacked. It seems that this is not a fresh move to eat all over the world!
"You think you're hungry, Yaya. Next time, you have to throw you into the pond when you're hungry!" Qu Skinny actually said that I can't swim. I swallowed and thought this game was for you!
Under my sugar-coated shell, Qu Shouzi finally agreed to my terms. That is to write two more words when you are in a good mood, and two more days when you are in a bad mood. In a word, either on the way or on the way to writing!
At almost noon the next day, I was the only one left in the whole room, and they all got up. There is nothing strange about this. Who let himself dream too much last night? Tired! By the way, this dream is not a light job.
As soon as I finished washing, the wheel came to me leisurely.
"How's it going?" I asked with a smile, and I don't know whether the wheel was deliberately installed or really forgotten. The boy actually had an expression that he didn't know anything, and he still looked flat.
"You little pretend to be me. If you don't say anything, spit out my money. Don't force the third brother to let the dog bite you!" I was really angry. When I got up, I was fooled by others, and I was still played as a stupid dog. How can the third brother not be angry!
"Look, I'm just kidding you. As for it, it's true!" The wheel actually put on a dazzling expression that I usually love, and I can't wait to slap his sister with flip-flops. Can you be a little innovative? I really don't know how to write the word shame with such a naked pirated expression. Later, I thought that this wheel really can't write this word shame. Who made him a Frenchman?
"That's it!" I said coldly, small, in this case, the third brother will return to him in his own way and let you coax me. It's simply impatient to live!
"Is there anything that can't be done by chance!" Well, this wheel also began to pretend in front of the master. Don't you think you're looking for a lottery!
Unfortunately, I took action slowly and was dodged by this boy. If I wasn't afraid that this boy would be really anxious and be rude to me. I have to defeat him 300 rounds!
"Have you seen Zhaojun's sister?" I casually asked, and the wheel smiled and gave me a gesture of taking the money. I was immediately angry. Grass, you have been dizzy by the money. The one who shuts up is money. It's about to catch up with me!
"Get out of here!" Now I have to carry forward the gentlemanly demeanor of a gentleman who does not do anything. I can't help it. It seems a little too funny to pretend to be a gentleman in front of a Frenchman.
I looked for several rooms in a row, but I didn't find Zhaojun's figure, and then I began to worry. I thought nothing would happen, because the guys who made mutton kebabs were all in the school, so according to normal thinking, Zhaojun was not going to set up the beach. But where can she go? I have asked everyone, and the answer I got is still denied and denied!