Chapter 97: KTV Adventures

"The story is like this. In fact, our experience is the same. I think I was besieged by 300,000 iron horses at the beginning. Just when I was ready to save myself bravely, my godfather appeared. You don't know how awesome my godfather is. He first used 18 palms of the dragon, then used the six-vein sword, and finally came again. One move hit the dog stick, and then I was saved by my godfather confusedly. Brother Xin, in fact, we are brothers. I'm afraid you will dislike me, so I don't dare to admit it. It's all my fault, it's all my fault!" I kept dancing while talking. I hope Han Xin can believe what he said, otherwise I will die!

Han Xin blinked his eyes and waved his hand to Fan Yu, and then Fan Yu left. The afterglow of my eyes told me that Fan Yu actually pierced into a bunch of women and began to eat tofu. Where's the wheel? This boy is not going to talk to the young lady or something, is he?

"Third brother, it seems that we don't know each other. Don't be angry. I'm just like this!" Han Xin said with a smile, I know that my conspiracy has succeeded. In order to make Han Xin believe me completely, I waved my hand and said, "Actually, it's all against me. If I had learned a few more tricks from my godfather at the beginning, I wouldn't have been so embarrassed, but my godmother has always been worried about you, but it's a pity!" Speaking of this, I deliberately made a very sad expression. Han Xin turned his eyes and seemed to smell something. He hurriedly pulled me and roared, "Brother, tell me what's wrong with her godmother?"

In order to continue the play, I motioned Han Xin to drive away the unrelated people next to him. Han Xin made a gesture, and then seven or eight people drove away the bastards next to him who looked at my jokes.

"Brother Xin, my godmother and godfather have traveled to space. I don't think they will come back in 20 or 30 years!" I thought that only by telling a big lie can I die without proof. As for Han Xin's godmother, God knows whether she really crossed over. If she didn't wear it, let alone me, it is impossible for the whole country to find it.

"Space travel, far away, I'll go to find them." Han Xin obviously missed his godmother very much. I blinked my eyes and said, "It's far away. How can I tell you? They are not on our ball, but to another ball. I'm afraid we can't find them!" I said deeply that Han Xin seemed to know little about my words. I could still see a few doubts in his eyes. Just as I was about to explain randomly again, a familiar and terrible figure suddenly appeared.

Qi Han, who has another identity like himself, hurriedly turned his head for fear that the boy would find himself. At this time, I realized that he was probably driving this ktv. Can I get the light on his territory, not to mention that my paparazzi hasn't brought it yet!

"Han Xin!" I heard Qi Han calling Han Xin, but Han Xin still stared at me with a silent look as if he didn't hear it.

"Brother Xin, someone called you," I reminded him. Han Xin stared and said, "Third brother, what's wrong with your voice? Isn't it uncomfortable?"

I was speechless, and what made me speechless was that the afterglow in my eyes had seen Qi Han coming towards me. I was in a hurry and thought of running away. If I was really hit by this girl, I could imagine the consequences.

"Brother Xin, my throat is a little uncomfortable. Let's go to the toilet first!" With that, I covered my stomach and walked in the opposite direction of Qi Han.

"My throat is uncomfortable and I have diarrhea in the toilet. What kind of disease is this?" Han Xin said puzzled to himself. As soon as I walked three steps, I heard Qi Han call my name.

It's over, it's really over, I'm going to die this time!

"Oh, isn't this Boss Qi? What a coincidence. Why did you also come to find Miss?" I deliberately pretended to be calm and regarded myself as a prostitute who came here to find a young lady!

"Zhang San, who has been here recently? Do you remember what I told you last time? Qi Han pinched off the cigar in his hand and said coldly.

"What, what?" Of course, I won't say that I remember. What I can do now is to delay the time, and then I hope that Sister Hua and Sister Mu can appear in front of me like saviors, and then a beautiful woman can save the hero.

"Hum, don't fucking pretend to be stupid with me and hand over the one surnamed Qu. I will let you go today, otherwise, hum, I will chop you into meat foam!" This son of a bitch, Qi Han actually chopped me into meat as soon as he opened his mouth. Although my heart was trembling, he was like a hero who went to justice on the surface.

"Well, surnamed Qi, do you know why I brought my brothers here today? To be honest, we are here to play today. You are an immortal. If you have the ability, let's come out and fight one-on-one!" I really can't think of what to say, and then I began to learn the protagonist on TV.

"One-on-one, joke, do you think you are still qualified to negotiate with me?" Qi Han shouted coldly, and then he raised his hand gently like a reputation. Suddenly, all the guests in the ktv were kicked out.

I blinked my eyes and thought about what this old man was going to do. He didn't want to lynching, did he?

"Zhang San, I'm giving you a chance to live a luxurious life for the rest of your life. If you don't know anything, don't blame me!" After Qi Han's words, as soon as he looked up, Wu Er and others were suddenly carried out one after another.

"What have you done to them, surnamed Qi? I'll tell you that if they lose a hair, I'll kill you!" I was angry, really angry, but no matter how I shouted, none of them answered me. I have a feeling, a very bad feeling, that is, they have been drugged, otherwise it is impossible to be subdued so easily with the skills of Mulan and Mu Guiying.

I nodded my head, and there is still one left. By the way, the wheel has not been caught yet. Does it mean that the wheel has successfully escaped? Just as I thought so, a woman who was almost ** slowly came towards me. Oh, no, it's coming to Qi Han.

"Mr. Qi, it's done!" The woman said charmingly, and then I saw two bald men lifting the wheel out. I saw clearly that the wheel was still strong.

"My surname is Qi, I will be your ancestor. Let them go!" I kept roaring like a monkey, but no one in the hall answered me. They stared at me with a joking look as if they were looking at the animals in the zoo.

"How about Zhang San? Now there are two roads in front of you. Listen carefully. The first is that you are all dead like them. Alas, if this is the case, it will definitely make headlines tomorrow. The second is a clear road. As long as you promise, I can not only release them, but also give you a lot of money. Of course, if you want a woman, I will also agree!" Qi Han stared at me like an old fox with a very strange look.

This old man treats Zhang San as someone. Am I not that kind of villain? I shouted angrily and said, "Sunson, listen, I won't bow my head to you even if I die. At worst, I will reincarnate your son in the afterlife, Yaya, I will definitely let your Qi family decide!" I kept roaring like a ghost. At this moment, I have forgotten my fear. Didn't anyone say that people die in the morning or at night.

"Oh, I didn't see that you are still a hard bone. Zhang San, in this case, don't blame me for being rude!" After Qi Han's words, a dead woman like a mountain came in from the entrance. This woman was none other than Song Aijia.

"Well, leave this task to me!" Song Aijia kissed Qi Han's eggplant face very gently, and I immediately wanted to vomit. I really wanted to vomit.

"It's fucking disgusting, disgusting..." I pretended to be like a food poisoning.

"Third brother, I haven't seen you for a few days. I miss you very much. How have you been recently? I heard that you are making mutton kebabs. You are very ambitious!" The more I looked at the cabbage, the more unpleasant it became. Now when I heard her words, I immediately spit on the cabbage, but unfortunately.

"Oh, I'm a beast, and I defecate everywhere. It's really unhygienic. I'll see if you're so awesome for a while!" Song Aijia said gloomyly. The more I listened, the more I felt something was wrong. What is this son of a bitch doing? Why does she stare at herself with those colored eyes? Does she want to bow up????

Am I still a virgin?

"Third brother, I heard that you are still a virgin. It's rare. Today, Sister Jia is a good person to be to the end, making you a man overnight, a pure man!" With that, Song Aijia took out a small red bottle from her small bag, which was not big and as thick as a thumb. I thought, no, what is this cabbage doing with makeup? I don't want to dress up as a woman and then shoot a video prank!!

"Baby, it's really yours. You don't want this boy to die, do you? You still keep this good thing. I thought you had thrown it away a long time ago!" Qi Han said, and suddenly a word came out of my mind. It is said that there is a kind of medicine that if a man or woman eats it, they will lose their mind and can't help doing something out of the mark. Is the small bottle in the hands of cabbage the legendary medicine? Thinking of this, my whole body suddenly trembled and sweated coldly!

"Hanhan, if you don't have it, can you stick to it for so long every time? After a while, you can find a few brothers who can capture and record their whole process. Maybe it will bring us additional benefits!" Cabbage is indeed very smart. If the film company invites me to be the leading actor, thousands of girls will definitely be impressed by me, but I really don't want to be famous in this way, I don't want to!!!

"Come on, stop him!" The cabbage's eyes flashed and said in a cold tone. Then two bald heads came to me, and I hurriedly began to search for help.

Where's Han Xin? Where is this girl? It's over, it's over, I'm sure I'm dead now, but if I don't resist, it seems a little too normal, so I start to get confused. However, in less than a minute, I was subdued by them.

"Rel free, you guys who have been beaten by thousands of knives, I have *. If I go out alive, you have to finish it!" As soon as my brain heats up, I began to be nonsense.

Song Aijia was approaching me little by little with a gloomy smile. I wanted to hide, but there was no way to hide. Yes, I wanted to break the virginity. I even thought that the other party was fine as long as she was a woman, but I never wanted to rely on chemicals to destroy the relationship.

"Wait!" I used all the power of milk, and with the exit of these two words, and then a fart came out, which can be said to be a very rhythmic match!

I guess I farted too much. Except for the two people who were not afraid of death, everyone else took two steps back at least two steps. I saw that Song Aijia also took seven or eight steps back and hurriedly said, "Let them shoot. I can do it, damn it!"