Chapter 114: The little fat man is A Dou

As soon as I heard Lv's words, I felt that she was a little reasonable. This kind of thing is not difficult. As long as you plan well in advance, you can perform seamlessly.

I was angry and said to Mulan, "Sister Hua, serve me with great punishment!" I had to give the emperor an order, and then the little fat man began to call his mother.

"The Prime Minister saves me, the Prime Minister saves me!" Seeing that his mother didn't work, the little fat man hurriedly changed his name to Prime Minister. I smiled and said, "Kid, you are not from a professional class, are you? This performance talent is too bad. It's not as good as me!"

"Third brother, do you want to abolish him!" Mulan pulled the little fat man's arms and said. I knew that as long as she worked hard at this time, the little fat man's arms would immediately dislocate.

"Let's do this first. I'm afraid that this fat man will wet his pants in a while, which will make us coquettish!" Hearing my words, Mulan nodded and agreed.

"Lao Wang, you liar, I'm not finished with you!" When the little fat man saw that Mulan's hands were soft, he began to roar at the top of his voice.

I saw that the little fat man was white and said, "Sister Hua, find a room to lock up the fat man first. When I have figured out the conditions, I will let the surname of Qi redeem the man!"

Everyone had no objection, and then went back to their respective rooms.

I lay in **, thinking about what I should think for Qi. After a painful decision, I still feel that it is more realistic to ask for money. After all, money is the master. As long as I have money, I can buy anything.

How much should it cost? One million seems to be a little too much. This little fat man is not worth the price even if he is 100 yuan per catty. If it's not 50% off, I finally decided to open my mouth for 500,000 yuan. The bottom line is 300,000 yuan. If I lose 300,000 yuan, I will tear up the ticket!

After thinking about everything, I took out my mobile phone and dialed it according to Qi Han's phone number that I remembered before. When I called for the fifth time, the surnamed Qi finally answered.

I can tell from his voice that this girl just got up. I smiled and said in a loud voice, "Qi, your person was caught by me and immediately took 500,000 cash, or I will tear up the ticket after today!"

Originally, I wanted to hang up the phone after saying the conditions in the movie, but I was afraid that the surnamed Qi had not fully woken up from my sleep, and then quietly listened to the movement on the other side.

I only heard that the other end of the phone was first as calm as death, and then there was a burst of swearing, and the scolding was so fiercely that I was about to dig out the 38th generation of my ancestors.

When I wanted to fight back, the phone had hung up. I called several times but no one answered. I was confused at that time. I thought that you had the guts of Qi. I was in a hurry.

About the anti-annihilation plan, the main reason is that I have seen the Three Kingdoms, so I have a little impression in my mind.

I was about to go out when I saw Gao Lishi running towards me. When Gao Lishi saw me, he hurriedly gasped and said, "Third, it's the opposite. The little fat man has been scolding you, and he has almost scolded your ancestors for 18 generations!"

Gao Lishi said with a nose and eyes and a gesture. I was anxious as soon as I heard it. Although I knew that this was probably a fan of Gao Lishi, no one could not be angry.

I picked up my own magic weapon, a brick, and then rushed to the room where the little fat man was imprisoned.

"Damn it, if you dare to scold my ancestors, I have to shoot him as a cucumber!" When I went to the room where the little fat man was imprisoned, I was surprised to find that the little fat man was no longer a human.

His face was unkempt, and his face was as dirty as if he had just climbed out of the ground. Before I could speak, Gao Lishi said with a smile, "Third, I just taught him a lesson for you. Anyway, we are fine now. How about playing a game?"

I saw Gao Lishi's embarrassed expression and wanted to see what kind of damage this boy could do, so I nodded.

"Pot, have you ever played this game? To put it simply, which one of us can win this little fat man's face!" As soon as Gao Lishi said this, I immediately understood that the mud on the face of the little fat man who dared to be a lover was thrown by Gao Lishi little by little.

Just as I was about to agree, my mobile phone suddenly rang. I hung up as soon as I saw that it was a strange number. At this time, I was already a little excited. I have only seen this game of throwing pots on TV. To be honest, I really want to try it. Anyway, this little fat man is not a good bird.

At this time, Gao Lishi had handed me a small piece of soil. I just wanted to try, but the phone rang again, so I had no choice but to answer the phone.

"Oh, the three brothers are busy and have learned to hang up the phone!" This sound is very familiar, and then a figure appeared in my mind. Lao Wang, this girl has disappeared for so long. It's definitely not a good thing to call at this time!

"Lao Wang, hasn't your group of people arrived yet? Are you calling to say that they won't come!" I said sarcastically.

"How can it be? It's all arranged. They are all ready, and then they will go. Oh, by the way, have you received it? Lao Wang's words turned around and said.

"What are you doing? I'm busy in modern times. If you don't have anything important to do, just hang up!" My tone is very impatient.

Lao Wang's head said, and then said, "Oh, Ah Dou hasn't found you. It's impossible. It's a piece of cake to find your school with his IQ!"

Hearing this, I seemed to realize something. I took a look at the little fat man in the door, thought about Lao Wang's words just now, and hurriedly said, "Mr. Wang, who are you talking about?"

"Adou, Liu Bei's son, you don't know this man, do you?" Lao Wang said sarcastically.

As soon as I heard his words, I was immediately confused. Liu Bei was a Chinese and knew that his son was naturally well known to the world. As the saying goes, "Liu Adou who can't afford to help" (describing a person who is weak and incompetent, has no ambition and unthinking.) I have been following myself for many years. As for what I can't afford, I have explained it in the previous article, and I won't explain it here.

"What does he look like? Is he fat?" I asked in a hurry.

After listening to Lao Wang's description, I was stunned. Isn't the little fat man in this room A Dou? I swallowed my saliva and hurriedly scared Gao Lishi with a vicious look.

"Third brother, what's wrong with you?" Gao Lishi said, and I could see that there was a trace of fear in his eyes.

"Rel free, let the fuck!" I roared at the top of my voice, and then Gao Lishi hurriedly took out the key and opened the door.

Adou was staring at me with a strange look. I smiled at him, and then started a pro-people policy like his father. "Brother Dou, it was a misunderstanding just now. Go take a shower and change clothes with me!"

I repeated it several times in a row before Adou came to his senses.

"Dead or dead!" A Dou's eyes were very dull, and his heart was fury. What did I think? What did I die?

It was probably Adou who saw the puzzle in my eyes. He sighed, "If the dead of the country go, life is not as good as death!"

I didn't understand what he meant just now. Yes, Alan was right. In a sense, he was indeed a subjugated king, and he was still very cowardly in the world's impression. To be honest, in fact, I don't think much about him, but for the sake of being an idol, I'm still polite to him.

"Brother, brother, this division and combination is a historical trend. Don't care too much about it. Besides, haven't you come to us now? I can tell you that we are fine. As long as you have money, you can still have power!" I hurriedly talked to A Dou about the superiority of socialism.

"Alas, if I choose again, I will definitely" Speaking of this fixed word, A Dou stopped and showed a trace of compassion in his eyes. I knew what this Adou wanted to sigh again, and then hurriedly stopped and said, "Brother Dou, don't mention the past. Let's take a shower now."

When Gao Lishi saw that I kept calling Brother Dou, he seemed to understand something. He blinked his eyes and then said, "Third brother, he is really Liu Bei's son!!"

"Fuck your fart, call me Uncle Liu. This is your brother!" I hurriedly trained Gao Lishi as if I were training my grandson. Gao Lishi was already very good at unting people's thoughts. At this time, when he saw that I was angry, he hurriedly put up all the scapegoat, "Well, Brother Dou blames me of all this. This has nothing to do with the third brother. Don't remember the third brother's hatred. If you can't think of anything, come to me. At worst, I'll let you tease me again!"

I was very satisfied with Gao Lishi's words. I even began to like him a little. I just wanted to open my mouth with a faint smile. At this time, A Dou, who had been dull for a long time, finally opened his mouth. He looked at Gao Lishi and said solemnly, "This past has passed. Let's not mention it. A Dou is new here. , I will rely on you to spend the sun in the future!"

I was stunned as soon as I heard it. How could this Adou be like this? This is completely different from what I thought. According to my reasoning, this Adou should be a rich second generation, and he is also a complete second generation of officials. In addition, he has been emperor for a few years, which should be very grumpy. Moreover, just now, oh no, it was Gao Lishi himself, and the humiliation to him was not small. Think about it, if someone else took the soil as a live target and didn't blow his nose and stare, but A Dou didn't, he really didn't get angry. For this reason, I deliberately looked at him a few times.

"Brother Dou, scold me, you can't open your mouth, hit me, you can't do it, I know you are the emperor who can support the boat. From now on, if there is anything you don't understand, come to me. I promise to explain it to you clearly and fully!" Gao Lishi instinctively began to flatter Adou without thinking about it. This is not to say that Gao Lishi is really afraid of Adou. After all, my previous profession is bullshit!

Moreover, Gao Lishi came in front of Adou again, and his relationship with the big guy was also good, and even the conflict with Wu Zetian was resolved.

"No, no, it's all Adou's fault. Adou deserves to die!" I was even more puzzled. A second-generation official, his son was the emperor's uncle above tens of thousands of people, and later became emperor, but he opened his mouth and said that he deserved to die. This seems a little illogical. Could it be that he was completely stunned by Sima Zhao in the last life!!!

Suddenly, my mind was full of doubts, but Gao Lishi did not react and kept answering with A Dou. I turned my eyes and wanted him to ask this A Dou for me how he could not be angry, or how did he bury his anger in his heart?

However, the Gao Lishi didn't buy me, which made me very angry!

"Third brother, why are you angry? It seems that it's A Dou's fault again. If you had known that A Dou should not have come!" With that, A Dou also gave me a symbolic bow. Although the posture was a little incorrect, it was enough to flatter me.

I hurriedly retreated and hurriedly returned three big gifts. This time, there was a joke. I didn't know what was wrong with this Adou. He actually saluted me again. I worshipped him three times, which made me really have a sore backache and weak limbs, and I had to sit still on the ground with Venus in my eyes. .