Chapter 165: The Arrival of Lao Bai
Sometimes this person's life is just a word, that is tired, but now in the face of the ancient celebrity who has undergone qualitative change in front of me, it is no longer a tired word to describe. If you borrow a celebrity, it is quite tired!
I haven't seen you for a few days. Shangguan Waner has learned to fall in love online, and Zhang Yi has learned to invest in stocks. Is there anything crazier than this in the world? I can't imagine, I really can't imagine!
In the evening, I had to cancel my bullshit meal plan. These people have become no longer as pure as before, and eating can no longer satisfy them. As for the steamed bread and pickles they said, of course I will satisfy them. In fact, at this time, I have given it to the old people in school. Bai made a phone call. When I finished my purpose, Lao Bai almost fainted on the spot. In fact, if I put myself in the other's shoes, or my reaction would be three points bigger than Lao Bai.
I looked at my watch and estimated that it was almost time. If there was nothing wrong, Lao Bai should also appear, unless this boy lost his trust in me, but he wouldn't think about it. After all, I still owe him hundreds of yuan? At this time, I completely returned it to him twice, but after thinking about it, I still don't think it's good. After all, with these hundreds of yuan, the relationship will be different in the future. By the way, the third brother is actually very clear about the money in people's intention!
Just as I seemed to enter the dream, my mobile phone suddenly rang. I looked at the caller ID. There was no surprise. The phone call was from Lao Bai.
"Where is the place you mentioned? Where are the schools around here? They are all black and stingy places." I heard that Lao Bai was already angry and looked very angry.
Because I told Lao Bai that I worked in a private school, and there were countless beautiful women here, and now hundreds of yuan were added, so Lao Bai finally came. Because of this, I was sure that Lao Bai would come. After all, what kind of person is Lao Bai? Of course, as a brother, I am clear!
"Wait a minute, I'll pick you up. Where are you now?" When I found Lao Bai, she didn't say anything. The first thing she did was to give me a kick, and then she scolded me. They almost scolded my ancestors for 30 generations. However, I have long been used to such a reaction, so I don't care too much. If this man has a better relationship, then Open your mouth and keep your mouth shut. Although I sometimes feel disgusted with this, the social atmosphere is like this. What do you want me to do? After all, Zhang San is not a great saint!
In fact, I have a lot of saints around me now, but now they have completely changed qualitatively. Can the environment really change a person? But isn't there a poem that says that nothing comes from mud?
In fact, at this time, my heart is more Mao Dun than anyone else. Is this the reason why Marx's bearded invention of Mao Dun theory? I admit that the third brother always thinks a lot, and it's very extreme!
Alas, sometimes this person can't change himself, and his nature is difficult to change!
Lao Bai came here on a bicycle, and there are two big bags on the back of the bicycle. Of course, I know what's in it. Except for steamed buns, it's pickles!
"You son of a bitch, you know that I bought all the three-month pickle reserves in the canteen this time, so that I have become a pickle brother at school now. What do you think I should deal with this mental loss?" Lao Bai said very arrogantly. I know what he means. I smiled and said, "Hey, Lao Bai, they are all brothers. Isn't it hurt to withdraw money? What do you think? What do you think of me introducing a beautiful woman to you?"
Hearing my words, Lao Bai was stunned first, and then there was a look of hesitation in his eyes. I said in my heart that you still pretended to be serious in front of me, and I still don't know who you are, pretend to compare!
"Then I will suffer once!" Lao Bai regarded himself as a saint. Under the light of the dim crescent moon, I can see it clearly. This is a two-skinned face, and even * can't burst!
Soon, I pushed my bicycle to the gate of Xiyangyang School. I looked up at the school's house number. I was so angry that I took off my school number. Is it possible that which one stole it?
"Lao Bai, in fact, there was originally a house number on it, but now I don't know why it's gone?" I said shyly, if a school has no facade, is it still called a school?
Of course, the answer is yes. If you don't call it, if you don't have a facade, you won't believe in this school? I looked at Lao Bai's doubtful eyes and said to myself whether you believe it or not. Anyway, my goal was achieved. At this time, I suddenly heard the dog barking, and then a bad idea surged up in my heart. Could it mean that this Fan Wei came to patrol with his paparazzi?
I just thought of this, Fan Wei's hateful face has appeared in front of me. Indeed, I thought about it. Fan Wei came to patrol with his paparazzi, and he was very excited, as if he took his new daughter-in-law to the street to deliberately show off!
"Third brother, who is this? Why do you look so unfamiliar? Isn't it a newcomer? Which dynasty is it? Fan Wei began to look at Lao Bai carefully. At this time, Lao Bai's eyes had long been conquered by doubts. I guess this boy is depressed. Maybe it's not worth treating Fan Wei as a fool!
"This is my buddy, my classmate, now, you can flash someone, it's nothing to do with you!" I hurriedly said that Fan Wei was quite interesting this time. He nodded and left with his paparazzi. Listening to the cry of the faraway dog, Lao Bai said to me, "Tell me, what's going on? Is this the beautiful woman in your boy's mouth? She's so fucking beautiful?" Lao Bai almost got started. I hurriedly said, "How can it be? Isn't this a joke? This boy is just a man looking at the gate. Didn't you look at him like that, like a media kiln?" I said angrily, and then Lao Bai said that he pulled out his little finger and said, "Little, if you don't get that beautiful woman out for me today, I will have to strip you all and throw you on the street later!" Lao Bai seems to be really cruel!
By the saying, there was a stupid-by buddy who provoked Lao Bai. Lao Bai was angry and took away all the stupid-by buddy's clothes. Of course, it was in the bathhouse. That guy was finally wrapped in a piece of cloth. Of course, that matter spread a lot in the example, and it was almost on Tencent's homepage!
At the time when I was at a loss, suddenly my savior appeared. I saw from her *, who was Shangguan Waner who had just been disappointed in love?
"Wanmei?" I hurriedly roared loudly, and my voice was so loud that I attracted the boy again.
But it's okay, Fan Yu just gave me a thumbs-up, and then flashed again.
"Third brother, where do you call the slave family to be a god?" Shangguan Waner said gently, and at the same time, her eyes had looked at Lao Bai several times.
I hurriedly pulled Shangguan Wan'er aside and said, "I heard Wu Zetian tell you about you. How about it? This is my buddy. I don't have to say anything about my character. Would you like to try it? This man can't hang himself on a tree, can he? Even if he wants to die, he has to finish watching this forest and die again, right?
When Shangguan Waner heard my words, her eyes suddenly showed a trace of confusion. At the same time, I hurriedly made a gesture to Lao Bai. In fact, I had seen Lao Bai's expression clearly just now. Although Lao Bai is not an easily moving person, there is a saying that The woman who perfectly combines classical beauty and modern beauty is a real woman. Although this is self-created by the third brother, there is indeed some truth in it!
Of course, I won't be a light bulb. After all, to be honest, I still have something to do. For me, the pickles and steamed buns in this car are baby?
I hurriedly pushed the bicycle to flash people. By the way, at this time, the third brother was like Comrade Lei Feng, sacrificing his own happiness, his own brother!
I can't help it. The third brother is always so willing to help others, as if he was born!
When I returned to my room, I called the good man Lv Zhi and Wu Zetian. After all, the mouths of these two women are called a machine gun, and they are about to kill me. By the way, sometimes don't get along with the shrew!
"Third brother, what did you ask us to do?" Lv pheasant said first.
"Look at it yourself," I said, pointing to the packaging bag below, as if it were very mysterious.
"It's not a diamond, does it? It doesn't seem to look like it. Why is the packaging so rustic?" Wu Zetian said with some doubts. Of course, the two people didn't expect that it was their daily pickles. I laughed in my heart!
"Salets, steamed buns, steamed buns with yellow noodles!" Wu Zetian suddenly screamed. In fact, there is another question in my heart at this time, that is, these two people have eaten this thing. Aren't they all destined to be emperors? Although Lv Ji is not the emperor in name, in fact, he is more powerful than the emperor in the Han Dynasty!
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