Chapter 1677-1678

"There is no one on my side. How about you?" The bodyguard asked hurriedly. Although Yang Ming is still a certain distance from the bathroom, the distance of dozens of meters is only completed in an instant, so he must seize the time. There is no one on my side either. Bodyguard B said excitedly, "What a God-given opportunity. I think we should fix the boy surnamed Yang here?"

"Well, this is a good opportunity, but the boss said, don't let the boy surnamed Yang see our origin. I'm afraid that in this way, we will disguise ourselves and not let him recognize us." The bodyguard said.

"That's true, but the two of us left in a hurry and didn't make any preparations." Bodyguard B muttered, "Why don't we knock Yang Ming unconscious as soon as he enters the door?"

"If you are knocked out, you can't get up for the purpose of training him in Cambodia. Besides, even if you are dizzy, as soon as we beat him, he will be in pain. What if he wakes up and sees us?" The bodyguard said disapproval.

"That's right, and there is no guarantee that the boy will be knocked out at once." Bodyguard B nodded: "We have to find a headgear."

"Where are the headgears here?" The bodyguard frowned: " By the way, do you have any stockings or something? When I watched TV, those people had a stocking on their heads when they committed crimes.

"Fly! I'm an old man, and I don't have any special hobbies. Where can I go to wear stockings? Do you wear it on your body? Bodyguard B stared and said with some dissatisfaction.

"What should I do? The boy surnamed Yang is coming soon. Can't he find a poop to put it on the top? The bodyguard is on the emergency road.

"I have a good idea," bodyguard B suddenly said.

"What's the idea? Say it!" Bodyguard? Hurry up and urge.

"We can take off our underwear and put it on our heads. In this way, isn't that all right? Bodyguard B suggested.

"What the hell is this good idea?" The bodyguard armor frowned, but it only sank 1. He still nodded and said, "It seems that this is the only way!" Take it off!"

So, the bodyguard armor and bodyguard B quickly took off their trousers, then took off their underwear, put them on their own heads, and quickly put on their trousers again. If I had known that I had changed into a new pair of underwear yesterday, I was sweaty and coquettish. It smelled so bad!" The bodyguard said a complaint.

"I'm paralyzed. Today, I suddenly had a stomachache on the plane. As a result, I ran to the toilet and found someone inside. I was suffocating outside for a long time. As a result, I farted a few times and brought out all the shit. Now there is a smell of shit on it..." The bodyguard Then stay away from me!" Bodyguard? He quickly flashed his body to the side.

After Yang Ming came to the bathroom door, he did not rush in, but stood at the door and monitored the movements of the two bodyguards with his power. Seeing that the two actually put their underwear on their heads, especially after listening to their conversation, Yang Ming almost laughed!

Put your underwear on your head? Fortunately, these two people can come up with such a new idea! And the conversation between the latter two people is even more so, with shit in their underwear? Even Yang Ming, who is so awesome, has to say a word of service. These two people are too awesome, even more awesome than themselves!" Recovery, the boy surnamed Yang will definitely not recognize us!" Although the bodyguard B smelled his own shit, it was a big deal, and he had to put up with it.

"Um, Chen Fei is the director of Songjiang Police Station. If he knows, I'm afraid there won't be any good fruit for the two of us. Even if the boss doesn't remind us, we have to be careful!" The bodyguard nodded and said, "It's just that why didn't Yang Ming come in? We have been preparing for a long time. Didn't he come to the bathroom?

"I can't. I think he is coming in this direction. Except for the bathroom, there is only an emergency passage here. Even if he wants to go downstairs, he has to take the elevator. He can't take the stairs by himself, can he?" Bodyguard B analyzed. Then I'll open the door and have a look?" Bodyguard? He hesitated and said.

Although the two of them can be said to have been seitting to take off their trousers and underwear, they have also spent a lot of time to go out. No matter how slow Yang Ming is, he has also walked to the bathroom from the box. It's impossible that he hasn't come here for so long, right?

"Other things, as soon as you open the door, what if the boy surnamed Yang comes in at this time? Didn't you bump into your arms?" Bodyguard B opposed the proposal of bodyguard A. That's right!" Bodyguard? He nodded and said, "Then let's lie on the door and listen to what's going on outside!" Well, that's no problem!" Bodyguard B nodded and put his ear to the door of the bathroom.

Yang Ming stood outside the bathroom, thinking about whether to take action against the two bodyguards. To be honest, Yang Ming did not want to expose his strength in front of Chen Zhiye early.

This Chen Zhiye gives Yang Ming an intuition that there must be no backhand behind him, and he will not just have such a little means. Although Yang Ming is not afraid of him, due to the complicated relationship between Chen Fei and Chen Qiye, if it is not a last resort, Yang Ming does not want to directly tear his face and bring any embarrassment to Chen Fei.

Of course, if Chen Zhiye doesn't want to look for his face and keeps making trouble for himself, then he doesn't mind teaching him a lesson.

However, the two bodyguards were put in this way, obviously not Yang Ming's character... At this time, Yang Ming's mobile phone rang. Yang Ming took a look at the caller's caller. It was Chen Fei's call. For a moment, the clock suddenly came to his mind! Hello, Uncle Chen!" Yang Ming answered the phone. Yang Ming, why did you go to the toilet for so long? It didn't fall into the toilet, did it? Do you need me to go to you?" Chen Fei's voice came out of the phone.

"Ha, how can it be? It's just that he just found the wrong direction of the bathroom..." Yang Ming said with a smile, and he already had a plan in his heart. The power was locked on the two bodyguards in the bathroom: "I'm a little drunk, and I'm dizzy and I can't distinguish between east, west Your boy can't drink either. I thought you were very good!" After listening to Yang Ming's words, Chen Fei suddenly laughed.

In the bathroom, the bodyguard B frowned: "The boy surnamed Yang seems to answer the phone at the door. It seems that Uncle Chen is a call from Chen Fei!"

"Shall I listen to it?" The bodyguard also lay his ear on the door, listened carefully to the movement outside the door, and then said, "It's paralyzed. It's really on the phone. So it seems that we can't do it yet? As soon as we started, we must be able to hear it clearly on the phone. When Chen Feima Yu arrived, I was afraid that we would be able to come to the door immediately. At that time, we will not be unlucky?" That's right, ***, it's really cellaring!" Bodyguard B nodded and said depressedly.

After listening to the two people's words, Yang Ming sneered at the corners of his mouth! This is his plan. He decided that these two guys didn't dare to deal with the whistle when they answered Chen Fei's phone. Then, just wait for him to ** them!

Yang Ming looked at the two bodyguards lying on the door in the bathroom with his power, and suddenly raised his foot to the door of the bathroom. He only heard a "boom". The return door of the bathroom was kicked by Yang Ming and patted the two bodyguards inside. He directly patted the two people to the door, fell to the ground, Fortunately, it was the big bucket where the garbage was stored. The two bodyguards slipped and just knocked over the big bucket. The garbage in the bucket spilled all over the two people and directly buried the two bodyguards. Well..." Bodyguard B was directly knocked down on the back of his head, snorted, and his eyes turned over and fainted directly.

And the bodyguard armor was also hit a lot, with nosebleeds, but he didn't dare to curse in his heart. Yang Ming opened the door as soon as he opened the door. He actually used so much power. Isn't there something wrong with it?

He didn't expect that Yang Ming would do it on purpose, because Yang Ming stood outside the bathroom. It was impossible to know that the two of them were lying on the door of the bathroom. How could it be intentional? There are no windows on this door!

However, how did he know that Yang Ming had supernatural powers and could see through! Therefore, the end of these two bodyguards is very tragic... l67, Yang Ming's yin method

This kind of refreshing feeling brought by this kind of yin makes Yang Ming more comfortable than beating them. Yang Ming didn't even look at the two people who fell behind the door, because Yang Ming had already used his power to see the end of the two people before. Yang Ming continued to call and walked into the bathroom. What's so loud?" Chen Fei heard Yang Ming kicking the door, so he asked.

"Oh, the door of the bathroom of this hotel is the return door, which is a little tight. I just pushed it and didn't open it, so I kicked it and it opened!" Yang Ming explained. On the surface, Yang Ming said it to Chen Fei. In fact, Yang Ming said it to the two bodyguards. In order to prevent the two of them from doubting, he explained one or two.

Sure enough, the bodyguard armor that did not faint heard Yang Ming's words, rolled his eyes, and felt depressed. Why was he so unlucky? I haven't seen him yet. Before Yang Ming was taught a lesson, he was hit by the door panel first. His nose was full of bleeding. Looking at his accomplices, he was still unconscious... It's simply unfavorable to get out of the teacher!

Yang Ming pretended to be drunk and confused. He walked into the bathroom and didn't even look at the urinal opposite. He directly waited for the return door to automatically close with a bang. Then he untied his trousers and shot directly at the pile of garbage behind the door.

While shooting, he talked to Chen Fei on the phone: "Uncle Chen, why is this toilet so dirty? Is there garbage everywhere? I stood in the garbage and peed..." "Yang Ming, are you in the wrong place?" Chen Fei was a little puzzled: "Is the toilet where you went? Don't defecate anywhere?" It seems so, right? Yang Ming smiled at the corners of his mouth, and then said. Forget it. Anyway, it's your own hotel. You can do whatever you want!" Chen Fei said helplessly, "It seems that you are really drunk!" What are you doing? I'm not drunk. I'm sober!" Yang Ming said with a big tongue, and there was still a water gun under him!

Although the garbage has covered the body of bodyguard A and B, Yang Ming has a power. He can directly lock the position of the two people, so the urine is sprayed directly on the two people!

The bodyguard is going crazy! His nostrils were full of Yang Ming's urine. He really wanted to jump out of the garbage and throw Yang Ming into the toilet! However, he finally put up with it!

Because he can't explain why he is in the garbage! If the garbage was knocked down by Yang Ming by pushing the door, he can't explain why he sneaked around the door panel and eavesdropped!

Well, even if all this is a coincidence, Yang Mingzhi and Chen Fei believe it, so how do they explain the underwear on their heads? Did you say that you drank too much and were wearing underwear Superman?

The bodyguard armor doesn't want to be suspected by Chen Fei! After all, both of them are Chen Zhiye's bodyguards. As soon as Chen Fei comes over, as long as he investigates, he can investigate the identity of the two!

How can there be such a coincidence in the world? The purpose of these two people's ulterior motives is also exposed! So when the bodyguard can't help it, I think of those master people in Dongying... For example, Ninja Turtles! As a result, the bodyguard armor continued to be patient and marched towards the highest level of the ninja ninja turtle

Looking at the unpredictable expression of the bodyguard armor, how can Yang Ming not guess the idea of this family? This bodyguard probably didn't dare to breathe or open his mouth for fear of niao flowing into his nose, so he just held his breath again!

Seeing this, Yang Ming smiled a bad smile at the corners of his mouth, and suddenly stopped the shooting under his body, as if the water had been released, and he shivered all over.

The bodyguard armor, seeing that there was no urine flowing down again, thought Yang Ming had finished peeing! He had refined him to death before. He quickly opened his mouth to take a big breath, but he didn't think of it. At the moment he opened his mouth, a handful of urine sprayed down without warning, sprayed directly into the mouth of the bodyguard armor, choked into his lungs, and did not dare to cough, turning his face purple, like a pig liver

Yang Ming smiled secretly, tied his trousers, turned around and swaggered out of the bathroom door, and then said to the phone in his hand, "Uncle Chen, let's not talk about it. I'm going back!"

"Oh, let's talk about it when you come back. Be careful! Do you need me to ask Mengyan to pick you up? Chen Fei said with some worry. Hey hey, Uncle Chen, I'm fine." Yang Ming's tone suddenly recovered from Kui Chang: "I can go back by myself." "En?" Chen Fei was slightly stunned and shook his head, but he didn't believe that Yang Ming said that he was fine. Generally, how many drunk people said that they had opened it?

Yang Ming installed the phone. In the bag, this phone is the Nokia l2D that Chen Mengyan originally bought for Chen Mengyan. After Chen Mengyan changed to Nq7, the phone was no longer used. Yang Ming put the mobile phone card in this old mobile phone when Chen Mengyan was at home because his mobile phone was soaked in water. It can also be used, but it doesn't have such a hand function, so you can't read novels on it. Yang Ming also changed the previous step by step. He returned to the box normally and sat back in his seat. "En?" Chen Fei looked at Qingming in Yang Ming's eyes incredulously, not like a drunken person at all. He asked strangely, "Yang Ming, are you sober up?" Uncle Chen, I'm not drunk at all!" Yang Ming smiled and said, "It was pretended just now." Installed? Chen Fei frowned: "Why are you pretending to be drunk?"

Chen Fei doesn't think that Yang Ming has nothing to do to entertain him. He must have some day, so he is not angry. With his understanding of Yang Ming, Yang Ming can't be such a boring person. Hey hey, as soon as I went out just now, I met the two bodyguards of Chen Zhiye!" Yang Ming didn't hide it, and said with a smile. Those two bodyguards?" Chen Fei's expression became more and more solemn: "Are they going to be against you?"

Yang Ming nodded. There was no need to hide this matter from Chen Fei. Even if he really turned against Chen Zhiye in the future, Chen Fei would not blame Yang Ming if he knew the contradiction earlier.

"The two of them saw that I was going to the bathroom, so they hid in first." Yang Ming said this and wanted to laugh: "They wanted to take action against me in the bathroom, but I received your call at the door of the bathroom. They heard that you called me in it, and they didn't dare to do it on time..."

"No wonder you are so patient and talk nonsense to me for a long time!" Chen Fei nodded and understood what Yang Ming meant, but his face was a little strange. Chen Fei knew that with Yang Ming's skills, he would not be afraid of these two bodyguards at all. Why did he use such a means?

Yang Ming saw his doubts from Chen Fei's expression and shrugged his shoulders: "I'm not afraid that you will find it difficult in the middle, so I didn't directly teach those two guys a lesson."

Chen Fei nodded and looked at Yang Ming with some gratitude. If this matter is really big, then I'm afraid it's also a moment of break between myself and Chen Jiacun y

"However, it is still necessary not to take action directly and teach them a lesson indirectly." When Yang Ming said this, he said with a treacherous smile, "So, I pretended to be drunk and kicked the door of the bathroom. As a result, the two fools were tragic and directly hit behind the door by the door panel! One fainted, his face was covered with blood, and he also knocked over the trash can behind him, and was detained all over the garbage!

"..." Chen Fei stared at Yang Ming in a daze, saying that this boy was really bad! I finally knew why he kicked the door... Thinking of this, Chen Fei's face suddenly looked a little strange: "Yang Ming, you said you stood on the garbage heap to relieve your hand... Is it possible..." "Hey hey, yes, these two people, just drank my urine, quack!" Yang Ming laughed.

"Puff..." Chen Fei spewed out a mouthful of wine and lay on the table and laughed! Chen Fangyu and Chen Mengyan naturally found out the cause and effect of the matter. Hearing Yang Ming kicking the door panel and knocking them over, they felt a little funny. When they heard that Yang Ming actually peed on the two people, they couldn't help laughing. Yang Ming, you are letting the two of them suffer a dumb loss! Even if Chen Zhiye knows it, he has no choice but to be angry, and he will have no other ideas!" While Chen Fei laughed, he also sighed at Yang Ming's wit. D