Chapter 141 Three Little Brothers Learn Martial Arts 1
Looking at the pain of the three younger brothers, Long Jinhuan is also helpless. Even if he has the ability to understand heaven and earth, he can't stop it, because the elixir can be said to be the holy medicine, called "Huiying Dan". Its medicinal power is extremely powerful. Long Jinhuan is to seal the meridians of the three of them with Zhenyuan, and he can't stop it.
Huiying Dan is not an elixir for rejuvenation, but makes people's body recover to the pure state without impurities at birth. Of course, 100% recovery is impossible, at most 70% or 80%. However, after more than ten or twenty years of accumulation, there are so many impurities and dirt in the human body, so once you eat Yingdan, you can only go to the toilet.
Qian Long saw that Long Jinhuan didn't find a way to help them, so he urged, " boss, you are fast!" We really can't stand it anymore. If it's too late, we'll really pull it in the crotch!"
Long Jinhuan looked at the three painful little brothers and said unbearably, "Three little brothers, boss, I'm sorry to tell you that I can't make you don't want to shit for the time being. I'm sorry, I can't do anything!"
Kang Xi thought that Long Jinhuan was deliberately teasing them, so he pleaded and said, " boss, now is not the time to joke. We are really in danger. You are so powerful, and there must be a way, right? Please show mercy so that I can hold on until school!"
Long Jinhuan is not a joke in the first place, so he can only say what disappointed the three people again.
"Brothers, I really can't help it. Have you heard of it? You can't control the world, you can't control the shit and fart, and you can't control the three emergencies of people, even the immortals can't control it. Although I am good at martial arts, it's useless!"
This time, the three of them also believed Long Jinhuan's words and did not have any illusion that Long Jinhuan could help them. However, there is no cover here at all. It is impossible for them to solve it by the roadside. Besides, they may come in at any time. They don't want to be seen by others. It seems that the only way to pull the crotch is to go.
Just as they were ready to stop holding back and let the army of shit rush out of the anusmen and enter the dark crotch, Long Jinhuan's words sounded in their ears.
"Actually, there is also a way, but this method is too unusual. I'm afraid you can't accept it!"
Originally, I thought I was exhausted, but I didn't expect that their boss really had a way. Naturally, Qian Long and the others would not let go of this opportunity. So the three of them once again relied on their strong willpower to hold back the shit again. Oh, that kind of feeling is even more uncomfortable!
Qian Long's face was as red as a date, and his words seemed to be short of breath. Basically, he jumped out of his mouth word by word. Because of breath for a long time would make the muscles in the anal man relax, and he couldn't hold it. "Big boss, now, save people, like fighting a fire, that tube, so much, I, what, what, all Accept!"
Kang Xi was also blushing and short-spoken, " boss, for, keep, my dignity, I, also, what, method, everything is OK!"
Wang Erpang was speechless directly. He suffoed for a long time and said, "ibid."
The three of them rushed to use it without asking any way, but Long Jinhuan retreated and said in a difficult way, "I think it's better to forget it!" The three little brothers are pulled into the crotch. That method is really gentle and unrestuous. Thinking of your boss, I am also a young man in society. I have a noble style and a positive mental health. I'm really ashamed to say it!"
Qian Long and the other two people can't speak at this moment. They all stared at Long Jinhuan with fiery eyes, as if Long Jinhuan said more nonsense, and they would play with him.
Long Jinhuan looked at them one by one, and he was afraid of them, so he reluctantly agreed, "Okay, okay, boss, I'm afraid of you. Who calls me a good boss who loves his younger brother? Even if I am a shameless title, I will help you!"
After saying that, Long Jinhuan took out three white beads slightly larger than the table tennis ball from the dragon pattern ring, which looked like white jade. Then Long Jinhuan put the three white jades in the hands of the three people in person.
The three of them didn't understand the intention of Long Jinhuan to take out the three beads, so they all looked at Long Jinhuan with doubt and asked him to explain.
Long Jinhuan seemed to be really ashamed to say it. After a long time, he said, "Actually, that, roughly, generally speaking, um, it's like this. The three of you can [put] the jade beads in your hands somewhere in your hands, so that it can play the role of a plug, and you can endure until we go back to school. Or find a toilet halfway, and you don't have to pull it in your crotch. Do you think this is a good way?
Although what Long Jinhuan said was very obscure, the three of them understood what Long Jinhuan said. Isn't it to block their anal men with jade beads? Damn, what's the way to do this? It's the boss who has the nerve to say that he cherishes them. Why do you [let] go somewhere? Just say it's hard! What a shameless person!
However, the three still expected Long Jinhuan to come up with a good way for them, so they did not accuse Long Jinhuan. The three of them endured again and tried to squeeze out a paragraph from their mouths.
Qian Long: " boss, can you think of another way to prevent us from becoming ** crippled?"
Kang Xi: " boss, I'm still a virgin. I want to leave my first time to my wife! Well, it seems that something is wrong. What's wrong? Never mind, boss. Anyway, you have to keep the first time anyway!"
Wang Erpang: "Brother Huan, I don't care what to do. I can accept this, but the problem is that I'm an apnomy in stuffing. It's no problem with a steamed bun, but I'm inexperienced stuffing things down!"
Long Jinhuan said shamelessly again, "Since you are not very willing, it's my kindness to do bad things. You'd better pull your crotch!" I took away my jade beads. This is more valuable than Hetian jade. Each one is at least a million yuan. I'm not willing to give up!"
After Long Jinhuan finished speaking, he was about to get back the jade beads, but Qian Long and the other two immediately grasped the jade in their hands tightly, because they were still weighing the pros and cons. Whether it was embarrassing to pull the crotch or to block the anus with jade.
Long Jinhuan muttered casually on one side: "In fact, many patients in the hospital have not been [inserted] by doctors. They don't feel ashamed. In ancient times, many dignitaries also blocked the seven orifices and analmen with jade after death. This phenomenon is a symbol of identity!"
Long Jinhuan's words obviously played a role. Qian Long and the other two also thought about it. They are similar to the patients at this moment. They plug the anus with jade, which can be regarded as a medical behavior. There is nothing to be ashamed of!
Since I have figured it through, I naturally have to do what Long Jinhuan said, so Qian Long said in a slightly awkward tone, " boss, we think what you said is very reasonable. We are willing to use this method, but the two sisters-in-law are here. How should we proceed?"
Long Jinhuan looked at the stupid little brother and taught him a lesson loudly, "You are stupid! Living people can still suffocate urine, but I'm afraid you will be suffocated to death by shit! Your sister-in-law is in the car. What are you afraid of here? Besides, you don't have to take off your trousers. You take the jade beads, put your hands into the crotch, and then find the right position. As long as you pat up so hard, everything will be solved!"
Long Jinhuan said and stroked with his hand, one on the top and the other on the bottom, and the hand below quickly patted up, making a loud applause.
The three people looked at Long Jinhuan standing there and talking without back pain, and looking at the obvious gloating smile on the corners of his mouth, the three of them could only despise him a hundred times in their hearts, a hundred times!
I despise it, but the three of them still have to continue to plug their anus, because shit doesn't wait for people. The three of them first looked at the jade beads in their hands in pain, and then slowly put their hands into their crotch with the tragic breath of going to the execution ground.
Then the three of them closed their eyes at the same time, and their hearts crossed. They worked together and vigorously stuffed the jade beads into their bodies!
"Oh! Uh-huh! Humph!" With three pains of comfort and pain groans mixed with pain, Qian Long and the other two successfully stuffed the jade beads in.
It's strange to say that after the jade entered, the three of them felt that the stomach pain was not too obvious, and there was a faint warmth from below. The three of them felt very strange, so they looked at the dragon happily.
Long Jinhuan naturally knew why they looked at him, so he said, "Isn't your stomach that painful?"
The three of them nodded together.
"Do you know what kind of jade beads I gave you?"
The three of them shook their heads together.
"That's the legendary Wenyu. The real Wenyu can calm the mind and relieve pain. It can be said that it is extremely precious. It has been lost on the market at all. If you guys can use this jade to plug your anus, just sneak away!"
As soon as the three of them heard that Long Jinhuan actually used such precious jade for them, they immediately threw their previous dissatisfaction out of the cloud and turned them into gratitude, emotion and gratitude.
Long Jinhuan saw that the three people were not very painful, so he was ready to go back home, so he said to the three people who were still curled on the ground, "Can you still move? It's faster if you can move. This method is to treat the symptoms but not the root causes, or it is simply a next strategy, because when the excrement accumulates to a certain extent, the situation will be more fierce. We'd better be faster. It's better to go back!"
When the three of them heard it, they were also very scared. They didn't want to feel the painful feeling, so they stood up and walked towards the car one after another. However, looking at their walking posture at this moment, they looked like a virgin who had just broken gua, which made people laugh!