Chapter 246 Calling Brother-in-law to spare you 4
Long Jinhuan brought a large bottle of saline from nowhere, drew a full needle, and then learned to be a doctor to beat out the air inside. After everything was ready, he walked towards Li Fan with the doctor's unique "gentle" smile.
Li Fan looked at Dr. Cai's smile and always felt strange, but he couldn't tell what was wrong. He only felt that the smile made his back numb and seemed to have a sense of conspiracy.
"Dr. Cai, where are you going?" Li Fan swallowed his saliva and asked a silly question.
Where to play? Of course it's a clam! Your thin arm is not as thick as the needle. Can you prick the needle? Damn, if you're not afraid of death, you can prick your stomach. Do you dare? What an idiot!
"Ass!" Long Jinhuan only said two words.
Li Fan swallowed his saliva again and began to take off his trousers. However, due to fear and injury, he tossed for a long time to take off his trousers, revealing half of his buttocks.
What the heer! Why is my butt full of acne! Oh, I misread it. It turned out to be eczema. Damn it, this guy is so unhygienic that his whole buttocks get eczema. He suddenly thought it was acne!
Looking at Li Fan's "acne" buttocks, Long Jinhuan really regretted using this method to fuck him. This is so disgusting! But now that you have arrived here, you have to fight!
I didn't wipe it with alcohol cotton. Nonsense, Long Jinhuan's palm. If you want to touch it, you can only touch the buttocks of the best beautiful girls. Li Fan's acne-filled face, ah, no, it's the buttocks. Long Jinhuan won't touch it even if he beats him to death!
After aiming, Long Jinhuai's hand rose and fell, and only heard the sound of knives and axes entering the flesh only when cutting people.
"Miso!" The ten-cm-long needle of the giant syringe in Long Jinhuan's hand went straight into the root. Damn it, this guy has enough buttocks, so he doesn't poke the bone!
"Ah!" Li Fan let out a scream.
"What's the matter?" Long Jinhuan asked knowingly, and at the same time, he pulled out the syringe.
"It hurts, it hurts!" Li Fan said with sweat on his forehead and trembling.
"Sir, what is this pain? Look at you, I thought I had pierced my nerves, so I hurriedly pulled it out again, and I will prick it again later. Remember, don't shout again, or you will suffer."
"Miso!" Another sound of cutting meat. This time, Long Jinhuan was even worse, and his hands deliberately shook. The huge needle naturally stirred in Li Fan's buttocks.
It hurts, it hurts a lot, it fucking hurts too much. However, Li Fan covered his mouth with his hand and didn't let him make a sound, which made his whole face red.
"Ah!" Obviously, Li Fan still didn't hold it in the end and shouted in pain.
"What's the matter?" Long Jinhuan pulled out the needle again and asked.
"It hurts so much!" Li Fan said angrily.
"You can still say something. Isn't it not dead yet? Master Li, don't exaggerate so much, so that I can't work. Look, I have to do it again. This makes me tired, and you have to continue to suffer, which is not good for both of us. Long Jinhuan complained about Li Fan all the time. Humph, the boy just treats you like a dog!
"Dr. Cai, find me a piece of wood or something and let me bite it. Maybe I won't call it!" Li Fan hasn't realized yet that Long Jinhuan is playing with him, and he is begging for words.
For a while, Long was happy to find wooden strips for him. However, Long Jinhuan still pretended to walk around. Finally, I found a skin plug in the bathroom (do you understand what it is? It's through the toilet), which is actually a wooden handle. Long Jinhuan removed the suction head with an air knife, took it to the hospital bed with toilet paper, threw it to Li Fan, and asked him to bite.
Because the luxury ward was too big, Li Fan and Ximen Jing did not find the wooden stick from the bathroom, so Li Fan put it in his mouth and bit it without thinking about it.
"Miso!" The third sound of meat cutting sounded. However, it was also accompanied by the sound of Li Fan biting the wooden stick.
There is one thing that Long Jinhuan thought wrong, that is, a needle of water was injected into Li Fan's buttocks, and there was no situation that Long Jinhuan thought. Li Fan's buttocks did not become "full" at all, because at this time, Li Fan's buttocks had long been a "sprinkler", and the water injected by Long Jinhuan flowed from the other two needle holes. When he came out, he soon soaked Li Fan's trousers and sheets. People who didn't know the situation looked at it and thought this guy had wet the bed!
Li Fan rolled his eyes in pain at this moment, and the wooden stick was bitten into two thick dumbbells in the middle. There was no time to pay attention to that he had "wet the bed" at this moment. And Ximen Jing didn't see Li Fan's trousers and bed wet because he was lying in another **.
Although Long Jinhuan had pressed a needle of physiological saline water very hard, it took more than a minute to finish it. When the last drop of water entered Li Fan's buttocks, Long Jinhuan suddenly said with regret, "Oh, my God! I only smoked saline before, and I forgot to add medicine to it! I'm so sorry for Master Li! But it doesn't matter. Although there is only one medicine, Master Li has two buttocks. We can hit the other side!"
Everything has come to this point. Even a fool can see that Dr. Cai, who pretended to be Long Jinhuan, was playing Li Fan. Ximen Jing and Li Fan naturally realized that they were fooled as monkeys.
"You are not Dr. Cai!" Ximen Jing suddenly sat up and said. After saying that, he looked at "Dr. Cai" with vigilance.
"Master Ximen, I'm really sorry. I really made a mistake before. I believe that if I do it again, I will definitely do it well! But you can't doubt me because of my mistake, can you? I'm not Dr. Cai. Who else can I be? Come on, don't delay, let me give Master Li another injection!"
"Wh, you are not Dr. Cai at all! Dr. Cai's medical skills are superb, and he won't make a low-level mistake like you at all! Tell me, who the hell are you? Otherwise, I'll let my men come in and deal with you!" The more Ximen Jing thought about it, the more wrong it became. As he spoke, he quickly got out of bed and put on a posture to prevent the dragon from being happy. It's just that this bastard is too promising. Long Jinhuan hasn't done anything yet. This guy began to shout at his subordinates. Isn't he a man? He can't be "hard" by himself!
"At this point in the game, why did you suddenly open your head! Isn't this a spoiling for everyone's fun!" Long Jinhuan's words are obviously to admit that he is a fake Dr. Cai!
Seeing the other party admit it, Ximen Jing wanted to shout and let many masters outside take this guy down. He didn't think about doing it himself. Since the other party dares to provoke, he naturally has some ability, so he can't take this risk.
"If I were you, I would shut up honestly! Otherwise, I can break your neck without waiting for you to open your mouth! Do you believe it or not? Long Jinhuan threatened without waiting for Ximen Jing to open his mouth.
"Who the hell are you? Let me tell you, there are many masters in ambush outside. If you dare to play tricks, you can't take a step out of the door!" Ximen Jing is also a threat.
Silly ×, if you have a master, you can't expose it like this. This is not to tell the other party: Come and catch me quickly. If you don't catch me as a hostage, you will hang here today!
"Master Ximen, you are not really so stupid! You are injured and hospitalized. Can't you think of anyone else except your friends and relatives to come to see you?
Long Jinhuan said, throwing Li Fan, who was still lying on ** and moaning, under the bed, and his big horse golden knife sat sick**. Of course, Long Jinhuan will not sit on the place where Li Fan pees.
"Dragons are full of joy! You are the dragon's joy!" Ximen Jing suddenly shouted, and then looked at Long Jinhuan in horror, and his body involuntarily moved back.
Long Jin was happy to see that Ximen Jing guessed his identity. He simply pulled the white coat and threw it aside. After a twist, his face changed back to its original appearance.
"You're not stupid yet! Ximen Jing, you are injured and hospitalized. As an 'old friend', I haven't come to see you. I'm really sorry! Well, I just solved a few people who wanted to kill me, so I came to see you and see how you are recovering? Seeing that you are energetic and in the mood to watch love action movies, it's okay to think about it, otherwise you won't be in the mood to send someone to 'greeting' me! What should I say to you?" Long Jin said with a smile. It's just a little cold to laugh!
"Long Jinhuan, you still have the courage to come to the hospital. Let me tell you, our Ximen masters are exhausted, waiting for you to come from the trap. I advise you to run for your life as soon as possible, otherwise you won't be able to eat!" Although his mouth was fierce, Ximen Jing kept moving to the door. Obviously, he was still afraid of dragons.
Looking at Ximen Jing, who kept retreating, Long Jinhuan took out three sticks, threw them at Ximen Jing's feet, went straight into the floor, and said, "I'm so scared!" But I'm confident that before they come, I'll put a few sticks in your head! But don't worry. For the face of your sister, I won't take your life.
Ximen Jing knew that there was a big gap between him and Long Jinhuan. He couldn't even avoid the previous three hidden weapons at all, so he understood that Long Jinhuan wanted to kill him, and he couldn't even use a second. At this moment, he really regretted that he should not have kicked out the master who protected him in order to watch a small movie, so that his life was now pinched in the hands of Long Jinhuan. However, as soon as he heard that Long Jinhuan would not kill him, he still breathed a sigh of relief.
But when he heard that Long Jinhuan had something to do with his sister, Ximen Jing was a little annoyed: Well, you, Ximenyan, knew that you turned your elbow out, and now he has something to do with my enemy. Helping outsiders not help his brother, I must sue Grandpa about you and let you taste the family law!
Hey hey, this is the effect that Long Jinhuan wants. Let Ximen Jing complain about Ximen Yan, so that he can pick up girls.