Chapter 6 Opening a Bakery

In the police station, Longxi and another defooted girl sat in a chair and were questioned! They were interrogated by a gentle-looking male police officer and a policewoman who almost shot Longxi**.

At this moment, the policewoman has changed her clothes, wearing a pure black round-neck T-shirt, and her black hair tied into a ponytail behind her head, but the expression on her face is not much better than that of the Antarctic iceberg. She is looking at the lax, thin and short obscene man in front of her murderously.

The male police officer coughed gently, opened the record and asked, "Why did you fail?" ( Sell)"

The girl's face was full of sadness and said with tears, "Relying on the corruption of the party, relying on the factory to sell, just relying on a small piece below, the time is short, the money comes quickly, neither corrupt nor corrupt. You said I was selling, but although the body is selling the soul, the radish is still there after pulling out the pit. How can I say that this is selling?

The male police officer was speech-incred for a moment and said, "Do you know the crime?"

The girl said puzzledly, "I don't rely on the people and the party. I'm on duty in a small bed. No noise and no pollution, use of gaps for development, no girls, no boys, no trouble for the country, what's the crime?

The male police officer had no choice but to turn to the instructor next to him. The instructor asked, "Do you know that this will destroy stability and unity?"

The girl lifted her skirt and asked: Is this thing organized?

The instructor shook his head.

"Is it your personal?"

Shake your head again.

"Is it a state-owned asset?"

The instructor still shook his head.

The girl said angrily, "Have you ever studied the Property Law? I don't understand that in this environment of learning from Comrade Lei Feng, is it wrong for others to use my own things?

Long Xi was silent for a long time and said, "Comrade, you have worked hard!"

The iceberg policewoman finally smashed a thick book on the table on Longxi like a volcanic eruption, and scolded fiercely, "Look, how old are you? You don't have eight taels of meat on your body, and you still learn from other people's whoring. You are really a scum of society, the reserve army of the prison!"

Long Xi's head gently turned away, let go of the hidden weapon of the iceberg policewoman, and whispered, "Do you think everyone is like you? At the age of 20, she is still an old virgin, her breasts are like egg tarts, and her buttocks are like a dresser!"

The iceberg policewoman stood up and swayed her white fist to beat Longxi. The male police officer next to him quickly pressed her down, " Calm down, calm down, Xiao Qi, he is still a child. Don't argue with him. We have informed his parents!

Long Xi hummed unconvincedly, "Old maid, violent!"

The iceberg policewoman pressed her hands on the table because of excessive anger, so that the table could not help trembling. The iceberg policewoman's face was pale, and a pair of beautiful eyes stared at the obscene man in front of her. I keep comforting myself in my heart, take a deep breath, calm down, although I am still a virgin, it is because I have quality, self-restraint, and don't mess around, not because my breasts are like egg tarts, calm down, little hooligan!

"Longxi, come out!" A policeman's voice came from outside.

Longxi looked at the blue-faced policewoman and thought to herself that although she was violent, she was still not on the same level as my father! Long Xi timidly like a ground mouse discovered by a cat. He went out with a bitter face and greeted him with a fan-like slap, which immediately threw Long Xi to the ground. "Fuck you, you stinky boy, have the egg yolk dry, and you still learn to go whoring? Let's go back and beat you to death!" In Longxi's father's angry voice, Longxi was taken back like a chicken!

"Fly!" Long Xi was thrown on the ground by his father, "Damn it, should I have shot you on the wall?"

"Dad, I have a reason. Listen to me!" Long Xi shrank on the ground and explained pitifully.

"Well, I heard you say that if you can't convince me, I'll cut your thing, huh?" Longxi's father smoked the cigarette in his hand hard and said viciously!

Longxi thought about how to refine bread and how to eat it. After eating it, he said that the character Jinlong Xianjun was omitted in the middle, but he just picked up a magical broken jar!

"Oh, there is such a ridiculous thing, then you go now and bake a loaf of bread in front of me and I'll eat it. If you dare to lie to me?" Longxi's father waved the big fist of the casserole fiercely.

In the Longxi runway room, he came to the hall with the broken golden dragon trout in his arms and put it on the table. Then I went to the kitchen to knead a thumb-sized dough, threw it into the golden dragon trout, squatted on the ground like a beggar, and waited for the bread to be baked. I thought to myself that the policewoman was actually very beautiful. If only she had bigger breasts!

After waiting for less than a minute, the fragrance came from the golden dragon trout. Long Xi stood up, took out a golden loaf of bread from it and handed it to his father and whispered, "That's it!"

Longxi's father grabbed the golden bread and smelled it. It was quite fragrant. He opened his mouth and swallowed it quickly.

After about ten minutes, Longxi's father felt that his bottom was still very calm, and he felt extremely angry. This damn boy dared to lie to me!

Longxi was surprised to see that the two strong chest muscles in front of his tower-like father's chest were rapidly getting bigger, which was more angry than that of European and American girls!

Longxi's father's face is rapidly turning blue. Two breasts (rooms) in front of his chest have blocked his sight. I won't destroy this boy today. I'm sorry for my ancestors!

Longxi looked at his father, who was about to explode, and begged, "Wait a minute, I know what's going on. Give me a chance!"

When Longxi's life was greatly threatened, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind. Jinlong Xianjun said that the golden dragon trout and the refiner had the same intention. He could refine whatever he wanted. It must be like this. The last time, I thought of Viagra. As a result, he ate bread and the golden gun did not fall down. This time he wanted to enlarge his breasts, but his father became hot when he ate it. Girl!

Longxi's father sat heavily on the sofa and hummed, "Hurry up, I'll give you another chance to eliminate my two balls of meat first!" In fact, Longxi's father also considered that after eating an ordinary bread, a man can grow breasts, and he can't say that the broken jar is not magical. Let's eat another one!

Soon, Longxi threw another dough in the golden dragon trout and silently in his heart, baby, hurry up and restore Dad's chest to its original state, or I will die!

In less than a minute, the golden dragon trout floated out of its fragrance, and Longxi hurriedly took out the golden bread and handed it to his father.

Longxi's father ate the bread, and soon his chest returned to its original state. Longxi's father exhaled, and finally there was a smile on his face. He said, "Go, stinky boy, bake me the kind of bread you said!"

Long Xi saw the smile on his father's face, as if the weeds under the snow were looking forward to spring. He ran to the kitchen, made a dough, and threw it into the golden dragon trout. He said silently in his heart, I want Viagra, I want Viagra!

When Longxi's father ate the third bread, he finally found that his bottom was quickly up. With a rapid momentum, he let the Buddha return to the age of seventeen or eighteen. He nodded with satisfaction and said majestically, "Go back to bed!"

Long Xi returned to the room with the golden dragon trout in his arms, found two balls of cotton to plug his ears, and then silently, enter!

Long Xi's dejected legs crossed on the ground, and absorbed the aura around him little by little according to the formula of Jinlong Xianjun's teaching. It was not until he could not inhale, and then stretched back to reality. Although his ears were stuffed with cotton, he could still faintly hear the heavy gasp and suppressed moans next door. Long Xi cried out, covered his head with a quilt, and patiently counted the little sheep, "One sheep, two sheep, ~~... 10,8 hundred sheep~~~~!"

Looking forward to the stars and the moon, finally looking forward to the dawn, Longxi came to the living room with red eyes. Her radiant mother had already made breakfast early and said gently, "Xiaolong, eat slowly, uh-ah!"

Longxi "Hula, Hula" drank porridge, looked at his father's messy hair from the corners of his eyes, covered his old waist, and slowly walked out. He buried his head in the steamed bun without saying a word, as if he had been hungry for several days!

Longxi's mother smiled gently and said, "Xiaolong, your baby jar is really amazing. I discussed it with your father. We still have some money left. It's better to start a small business and open a 'court bakery' to sell the kind of bread you bake. Well, it also needs to be sold in limited quantities. I've thought of three styles, and you can bake it. Come on? One is breast enhancement, selling two a day, the other is aphrodisiac, ten a day, and then a freckle-removing beauty, five a day!"

Longxi thought for a thought. It seemed to be a good idea. It was more than ten a day, and it didn't take much trouble. He nodded and said, "Well, okay, I've baked it. You can do it!"

That night, after Longxi practiced, he made more than a dozen doughs, baked more than a dozen special breads one by one, and then lay lazily and fell asleep.

The next morning, Longxi came to the living room with a large plate of bread, put the bread on the table, and said, "It's all here!"

Longxi's mother quickly asked, "Which one is beauty breast enhancement?"

Longxi pointed to the two left alone, "That's it!"

Longxi's mother couldn't wait to grab it, put it in her mouth and swallowed it. She ran to the room happily to look in the mirror!