Chapter 15 We are all the first time
Zou Weijun never thought that his military quality should be used on Xiao Jing. He is a very excellent soldier. He has been praised by his subordinates and superiors. He wants to deal with a little girl with his military quality. Zou Weijun felt that he was a little victorious, so he decided to wait a little longer after thinking about it. Try other methods. If it works, you won't fall into the reputation of bullying.
The first step: close to the target, no matter what method you use, you should first enter Xiao Jing's room and stay overnight.
Zou Weijun didn't want to take a cold shower anymore. He knocked on Xiao Jing's door, "Xiaojing, are you asleep? I want to talk to you."
"What are you talking about? I don't want to talk to you."
"Little thing, you can't hide from me for the rest of your life!"
"Of course I can. I won't go out in the room."
"Are you sure you don't want to face me?"
"I, I... are not sure."
After a while, Zou Weijun heard footsteps in the room. Xiao Jing pouted and opened the door. Her big black and white eyes were full of pity. She said, "Can't we talk in the living room?"
"It's okay, but I hope to talk about it in your room."
"What on earth are you going to talk about with me?"
Zou Weijun paused for a moment. He felt that no matter what happened, telling the truth was the simplest, not to mention that he would not lie. He said, "About when we will be husband and wife."
Xiao Jing didn't expect that Zou Weijun would speak so bluntly, and her pretty face was red, but her mouth was still unforgiving. She said, "I really don't know how you became a regimental commander in the army, full of nonsense." After saying that, he took a step back and let the door out. Zou Weijun raised his eyebrows and walked in leisurely.
After entering the room, Zou Weijun immediately regretted it. The two were busy cleaning up the room in the morning. It only took Xiao Jing 5 minutes to restore the original state, and there was no place to step on her feet. If Zou Weijun hadn't been well-trained, he would have been furious. With a smile on his face, he took a few deep breaths fiercely and finally didn't let himself roar out.
Xiao Jing patted Zou Weijun on the shoulder with great sympathy and said with a hippie smile, "You are so hypocritical. Don't put up with it. I will be heartbroken."
Zou Weijun stretched out his arm and hugged Xiao Jing tightly and wrapped her body tightly. He said, "Then you can compensate me!"
Xiao Jing knew that he would be tighter and tighter until she couldn't breathe. Sure enough, Zou Weijun tightened his arm after saying that. Xiao Jing immediately said knowingly, "Dear, what kind of compensation do you want?"
Zou Weijun thought with a bad smile, "It's good, and the children can be taught." He said to Xiao Jing, "I want to live in your room."
Xiao Jing felt that his arm was tight again. She tried to suppress her temper, raised her head and said with a fake smile, "Dear husband, is there any other way to compensate?"
"Yes, you live in my room."
"Isn't that the same?"
"That's right! Just promise as long as possible."
"When did I agree?"
"Just now."
"I, you..."
Zou Weijun let go of Xiao Jing and said to her as he cleaned up the room, "Don't worry. I mean, I hope the two of you can spend more time together. Just just live in the same room, and nothing will happen that you don't want. As for when we become a real couple, we also need your consent."
"We both live under the same roof, why do we have to live in the same room!"
"Let's say so! When I go to work, you are busy with me. If you don't live in the same room, you may not see it for ten days and a half months, then you really have to fall in love until you are 60 years old to be one.
"Well, what you said makes sense, but my room is a little small. I'll rearrange your room and live together in the next few days, okay?"
"Okay."
Before Zou Weijun went out contentedly, he said in an ordered tone, "You can only sleep until you clean up your internal affairs, you know?"
Xiao Jing was not angry and agreed without saying a word. Zou Wei looked at her suspiciously. Xiao Jing said to him, "I want to know who you are?"
"Husband, husband, pillow people."
"So my dear husband, husband, pillow man, wife, I'm very tired, can you help me sort out my internal affairs?"
Zou Weijun lost his temper all of a sudden. It was natural for his husband to take care of his wife. It seemed that he had to clean up the room before he could sleep. He said to Xiao Jing, "Okay! You won, but how about you accompany me to sort it out?
Xiao Jing nodded her head into a fortune cat with a smile and thought to herself, "There seems to be a husband who seems to be good. Although he always cares about me, doesn't let me sleep or eat snacks, I can feel that he loves me and spoils me. For example, he never forces me. He has to discuss everything with me and always gets It's up to me. Of course, this kind of consent is watery, either threatening or lured, and it is also taking advantage of the deficiency and forceful words to reason.
In the next few days, Xiao Jing was busy decorating Zou Weijun's room and changing a single bed to two single beds. Zou Weijun had an opinion. He said, "It would be nice to change to a double bed." Xiao Jing also packed out a wardrobe and put half of her own things. Zou Weijun had another opinion. He said, "You don't need to divide it so clearly!" Xiao Jing then separated the furniture from two relatively independent spaces in the room. Zou Weijun expressed his opinion again. He said, "It's really awkward to separate two spaces in one room."
Xiao Jing stood in the room, with her hands folded and staring at Zou Weijun. She said, "If you really have a problem, then I think it's better to live separately."
"No, no, I just said it casually."
"What should I do? If you're making trouble, I won't do it."
"Okay, disappear immediately."
In fact, Zou Weijun was not idle. He was busy moving Xiao Jing's things to his room. He was also busy cleaning up his study, emptying half of the space, and placing Xiao Jing's computers and books. In this way, as long as the two were at home, they could be at each other at all times. Xiao Jing raised a question. She said, "What if we are always tired of each other in the future?"
Zou Weijun kissed her on the cheek and said, "Then we will live separately for a while. Isn't it that a little farewell is better than a new marriage?"
Xiao Jing blinked her eyes and said, "What if it's a big deal?"
Zou Weijun stared at Xiao Jing with "You dare to strangle you". Xiao Jing surrendered obediently and said to him, "I didn't say that you can automatically delete this sentence."
Zou Weijun "hummed" and told Xiao Jing "it's interesting" with his back. Xiao Jing made a grimace at his back. She just wanted to slander him, but he heard Zou Weijun say in a lullness, "Don't scold me."
Xiao Jing couldn't help shouting, "I haven't scolded yet!"
"I can't even think about it."
"Are you the roundworm in my stomach? You know what I think."
"I've answered this question, and I'll tell you again today, 'Yes, that's right'."
"My stomach is very good! Let you do it as a roundworm."
Zou Weijun walked back to Xiao Jing's side, bent down and stared at Xiao Jing and said, "Yes, that's right."
Xiao Jing frowned in confusion, brushed Zou Weijun's thick black eyebrows, and said to him, "Why?"
Fortunately, Zou Weijun could understand a brainless sentence. Zou Weijun smiled and said, "Each other."
Since Xiao Jing and Zou Weijun lived in the same room, the two of them chatted until dawn every day. As a result, the two did not sleep at night to make up during the day. Even Zou Weijun, a person with their living habits and regularity, slept in broad daylight. Zou Weijun was very uncomfortable with this, but Xiao Jing felt very comfortable. However, in order to ensure the normal work and rest time of the two people, Zou Weijun decided that "must shut up and go to bed at 11 o'clock. Those who violate the regulations must receive corresponding punishments, such as cleaning the room for a week, eating a week, washing dirty clothes for a week, etc. During the period of punishment, no excuse or reason shall be used to delay or refuse punishment.
Under the threat of his poisonous kiss, Xiao Jing could only agree to have normal oxygen flow in her lungs. Although she gritted her teeth and grinned, she still had no choice but to do it obediently. Zou Weijun has a new hobby in the past few days, that is, to find out the description of "cloud and rain" in Tang poetry and Song poetry, not only to Xiao Jing, but also to let Xiao Jing experience the beauty. At the beginning, Xiao Jing regarded these poems as lullabies. Listening to them, she fell asleep. Sometimes even if she didn't fall asleep, she deliberately snored Zou Weijun. However, when Xiao Jing began to understand and began to like it, the mood in these poems would quietly enter her dream. Every time Xiao Jing had such a dream, she would secretly scold Zou Weijun in her heart, "You big hooligan, you instigator."
On this night, Zou Weijun read poems as usual, explained the artistic conception, and found that his seductiveness did not attract enough attention from his little wife. After that, he lay down calmly and helplessly and prepared to fall asleep. Unexpectedly, Xiao Jing, who had been lying in ** for a long time, spoke. She said, "Do you think the thing about 'Yunyu' is really wonderful? Why don't so many poets write?
Zou Weijun was silent, and Xiao Jing continued to say, "Why are men and women together? Passing on from generation to generation? Have fun? Or something else, is that really good? It seems to be very attractive."
Zou Weijun continued to be silent. Xiao Jing asked him with some puzzlement, "It's usually one set. Why am I interested? You haven't moved again?"
Zou Weijun coughed gently and sat up from **. Xiao Jing couldn't see the expression on his face in the dark. She only heard him say solemnly with a magnetic voice: "From the current situation, we are all the first time."