Chapter 43 Meat Tips

"You don't have to protest. People still think your dung is smelly. You are a horse, how can you be better than some people? I think we are quite predestined, and I will call you 'rice' in the future. Xuanyuan said with a bad taste.

Before the jujube red horse opened its throat and hissed against it, other horses have begun to hiss and protest one after another.

Xuanyuan looked back and forth, looked carefully into the eyes of these horses, and finally said helplessly, "Well, I will be responsible for your feces and fodries in the future. I will take a shower for you every day.

Unexpectedly, when other horses nodded their heads to agree, the thin jujube red horse shook its head.

"What? Porridge? You don't agree with me giving you such a name. Then let's change one." Xuanyuan didn't want to give such a beautiful horse such an unpleasant name. Who knew that the jujube red horse still shook his head.

"Brother Ma, my horse language is very bad, probably at the level of a half-year-old pony. You'd better speak clearly." Xuanyuan said seriously.

The jujube red horse began to hiss, long or short, high or low.

Xuanyuan frowned and slowly translated: "I, agree, you, call me, porridge, but you, when you give me, take a shower, don't, touch my, privacy, place. I'm a ed horse." Xuanyuanxun repeated in a low voice and shouted, "Oh, my God! Is Xuanyuan looking for so hungry?"

Ten horses hissed together.

Xuanyuan finally couldn't help shouting, "If you attack me again, let's see how I deal with you!" As a punishment, porridge, the garbage you made yourself, clean it up by yourself, I'm going to bed.

The jujube red horse hissed a few times. If it is translated into Chinese, it is: Uh-huh (extched tone), no.

Xuanyuan, who never knew how to refuse the requirements of the opposite sex (whether they were of the same kind or not), had to hold his breath and clean up the "rice" of porridge.

After Xuanyuan did this, he added forage to the manger of each horse, and then began to clean up his nest.

The stable lacks everything, but there is no shortage of hay. Xuanyuan held a lot of hay, spread it half a meter thickly, and then lay on the soft hay and closed his eyes.

"Master, they will stab the apprentice tomorrow. Isn't the apprentice's face ruined? Master, do you have any way to help the apprentice? No, master, you must have a way! The master's magic power is heaven and earth, and no one can match it. Xuanyuan looked at the sleeve of immortality and said.

"Hmm! Don't beg me until you are in trouble? Do you know that your flattery is terrible and not new? Eternally and unceremonially hit the way.

"Well, master, Xun'er's admiration for you is like the water of the Yangtze River, endless..."

Before Xuanyuanxun finished speaking, he interrupted eternal life: "Did you peek at the movie script of Zhou Xingchi's version of Lu Dingji?! Change!"

Xuanyuanxun is really helpless. Since Xuanyuanxun inadvertently broke down a few good words, Yongsheng actually fell in love with this feeling of being flattered. Every time Xuanyuan seeks immortality, Yongsheng always asks Xuanyuanxun to say a few words to compliment him, and it is not allowed to repeat it with the past. Where did Xuanyuan find so many flattery? Just now, I had an idea. Originally, I wanted to borrow Duolong's words to praise Wei Xiaobao to praise immortality. Who knew that immortality actually read the script! Xuanyuan is really helpless!

Xuan Yuanxun simply squatted on the ground with his buttocks, his feet wrapped around each other, and his index fingers gently drew a circle on his forehead. Ding!" Yes!

"Master, you are extremely brave. The more you fight, once a night, once a night."

When Yongsheng heard the first two sentences, he originally wanted to interrupt Xuanyuanxun, but then he heard the third sentence "Once, once a night". He suddenly frowned and laughed, "Well, that's right, one night at a time!" Haha." In terms of endurance for men, practitioners are also like ordinary people and like others to praise.

"Since you are so sensible, the master will tell you a secret method - the meat formula. The secret of meat is a blue-level secret method. If you practice it to the highest depth, you can change the shape of your muscles at will, whether it is flat or round, long or short, or thick or thin, and everything changes with your heart. Of course, if you want to cultivate this secret method to a very profound level, it will take at least half a year, I mean in reality. But if you just control the muscles and let them collapse according to your meaning, it will only take half a day at your cultivation speed. The flesh formula is divided into three levels, entry, proficient, and free to do whatever you want. After entering the entry stage, the muscles of the whole body can be controlled by you within a certain range. The minimum standard for entering the entry stage is to reach the control range of -9 mm to 9 mm. The minimum standard for entering the proficiency level is that the control range is from -3 cm to 10 cm. In the stage of arbitrary, there is no limit in theory, but this secret method is incomplete, and the teacher can barely reach 5 centimeters to 10,000 meters.

Xuanyuan opened his mouth and was speechless. I don't know what kind of expression he would have if immortality told him that there was a "bone breathing secret" with him. The meat formula plus bone breathing formula is equivalent to a golden staff. Of course, it must be a full-based meat formula.

Xuanyuanxun kept this expression for five minutes without closing his chin, but frowned at Yongsheng.

"What do you mean?" Never pretend not to know.

Xuanyuan pointed to his chin, which obviously meant, "My chin can't be closed. Please ask the master for help."

After a moment of eternal joy, he said slowly, "What are you talking about? To be clear, I'm a little deaf as a teacher. Yongsheng said and came to Xuanyuan's mouth.

Xuanyuan is in a hurry, but he doesn't dare to close his chin by himself for fear of pain. I have to say, "Teacher, hurry up with the drunk and vomiting."

yong sheng helped Xuanyuanxun translate: "You said you want me to close your chin for you? You have hands and feet, why don't you close it yourself? Do it yourself, enough food and clothing, apprentice. Don't try to rely on the master, which is very bad for you. Eternal life used a lot of perseverance to say these words with a very serious attitude.

Xuanyuan's stubborn temper also came up. It just hurts, I put up with it!" Xuanyuan raised his right hand, "c clicked" and closed his chin.

Xuanyuanxun rubbed his chin and was not angry, but said respectfully, "What the master said is reasonable. He should do it by himself and have enough food and clothing. Master, it is not easy for apprentices to absorb the spiritual power of heaven and earth. Don't absorb the spiritual power of your apprentice when you are old. The speed you absorb from the spiritual power of heaven and earth must be much faster than this.

"At your speed, it takes a hundred years to increase my magic power as a teacher. You think I'm just..."

Xuanyuan looked at the awkward appearance of immortality and said with a smile, "What's wrong? Master, what is it?

"Hmm! Nothing! Hurry up and go to the space-limited time delay tower to practice! If you can't reach the entry level, you can't get it out!" After saying that, immortality disappeared in an instant.

The genius Meng Mengliang, and A Da came to the stable with an old man. The old man cringed his body, his beard was white, and the wrinkles on his face were about to catch up with the century-old bark.

Seeing that Xuanyuanxun was still sleeping, he came forward and kicked Xuanyuanxun fiercely and scolded, "You! Hurry up! I'm here, and you are still dreaming about spring and autumn here! When I am the air!" Why is A Da so angry when he just got up?

Ada has not just got up. Ada just had the opportunity to get close to the third-class maid Xiaohua last night. Of course, he has to work hard. A Da plowed until three o'clock in the morning. It was not until he exhausted his last bit of strength to wipe the head of the gun and fell asleep. But just after two hours of sleep, the owner sent the tattoo master, the old man. The old man doesn't know where Xuanyuan is now. Therefore, the old man should be Dangdang, Dangdang, and constantly knocked on the door of Ada's room. Dalian didn't wash his face. Can he be in a good mood?

But A Da's fire can't be sent to this old man. Who would let his daughter be the 23rd concubine of the young patriarch? Naturally, the fire also burned on Xuanyuanxun.

Xuanyuanxun has been practicing in the air delay tower until 4:30 a.m. After sleeping for less than an hour, he was kicked up. Naturally, Xuanyuanxun was in a worse mood.

Xuanyuan was waiting to scold, but he thought that he was a slave now. If he scolded, wouldn't he look for a beating, so he came to his mouth and slowly took it back. For the sake of big things, I put up with it!" Xuanyuan said silently in his heart.

"You. He. Damn it, hurry up! What are you doing?!" Ah Da rudely kicked Xuanyuan in the stomach again. Xuanyuan covered his stomach, and drops of bean-sized sweat fell on his forehead. Although the weight of this foot is not light, Xuanyuan's current physical function can't be so unbearable. Xuanyuan's all this is pretended. He doesn't want others to see his unusualness. The more others look down on him, the happier he will be.

Obviously, A Da was also very satisfied with his foot, and his face overflowed with pride, but A Da still said fiercely: "He. Damn it! Get up! Don't install it for me!"

Xuanyuanxun stood up with difficulty, lowered his head and stared at the tip of his shoes.

A Da pointed to Xuanyuanxun and said to the old man, "This is Xuanyuanxun. Now you stab the word 'slave' in his face.

The old man took out a set of tools from his clothes tremblingly. Knives of various sizes are sharp and bright.

The old man looked at Xuanyuan's face, knocked on the tool in his hand, and finally took out a three-inch knife.

Xuanyuan pretended to be stupid and said, "What kind of slave? What are you talking about? I can't understand a word."