Chapter 57 Maoshan Corpse Drive
"bell, bell, bell. The sky is blue and the night is vast. On the way home, we are lined up. Brothers, let's go on the road!" As he shouted, the four-eye Taoist priest with glasses took out a bag of paper from his waist and sprinkled it to the sky. Then he held a lotus-shaped oil lamp and pointed to Qin Hui to follow him.
"We jump, jump, jump, jump. We bowed and jumped, we raised our legs and jumped forward. Listening to the command in his ear, Qin Hui followed the four-eye Taoist priest and watched him drive these zombies with great interest. However, although Qin Hui sometimes danced with these zombies at the beginning, Qin Hui felt bored later. So Qin Hui, who felt bored, shouted to the Taoist priest waving bells in front of him, "Four-eye Taoist priest, which sect in Maoshan do you belong to? I just saw a lot of Taoists of the same sect catching zombies. Are there hundreds of people in your sect?
"The Taoist priest walking in front of him listened to Qin Hui's words and turned back helplessly and said, "The real name of poor Taoism is Chen You, and his Taoist name is Qianxun, not four eyes!"
Listening to the words of the four-eye Taoist priest, Qin Hui said indifferently, "Okay, Qianxun Taoist priest, tell me about your sect, otherwise it will be bad if I lose my etiquette after meeting your brother."
After listening to Qin Hui's words, the four-eye Taoist priest gave him a white look and said, "Our faction belongs to the Maoshan corpse-catching faction, which is not a big faction. There are only five brothers in our generation. Our eldest brother is called Qianqiu, and now he is the head teacher of my corpse school. He is not an ordinary person, but a famous Taoist Zhenjun, known as Qianqiu Taoist King. As for the second brother, his name is Mamadi, and his name is Qianji, but he is not a good person to get along with. As for Uncle Jiu, he is the third brother. His Taoist name is Qianji, and now he has opened a Yizhuang, which is the first to leave the mountain to start his own business. And I'm Lao Si, and my name is Qianxun. Below me, there is also a younger brother, the Taoist, Qianhe. Like me, he specializes in driving corpses for others, but he usually eats imperial grain and does not do these small businesses.
Qin Hui nodded and secretly said that it was not as simple as the story in the movie! It is the corpse-catching faction that this uncle belongs to, and there are five mages, and the ninth uncle's teacher brother is actually a Taoist king who has been awarded the title. Although this corpse-catching faction is small, it is really not simple!
After saying that, the four-eye Taoist priest used the bamboo tube hanging on the zombie's hand and took a sip of water and emphasized it, "I have to tell you that my third brother is the most particular. When eating, we can't move our chopsticks before him, and when eating, we need to pick up the dishes with prepared public chopsticks and put them into the bowl. You can eat with your own chopsticks, otherwise he won't say anything and will be unhappy.
Qin Hui listened and smiled and said, "This is a good habit."
The four-eye Taoist priest listened and sighed, "What's good! Because of this, my third brother and second brother Ma Madi have been quarreling for decades, which makes them unhappy now. Speaking of this, the four-eye Taoist priest looked at the small bridge in front of him, stopped the bell in his hand, turned his head and said to Qin Hui, "Okay, I'm by the river. I'm going to cast a spell to let these zombies cross the bridge now."
Qin Hui looked at the small bridge not far away and asked strangely, "Isn't there a bridge!" Just let the zombie jump directly!"
The four-eye Taoist priest put down the lotus lamp in his hand, took out a yellow charm from his bag, and said, "No, zombies are the most taboo. The bridge is full of water vapor. If the zombies go up like this, they will be shocked."
"Heavenly spirit, earth spirit, five elements of magic show prestige." With the decision, the runes in the hands of the four-eye Taoist priest did not spontaneously ignite, but emitted a smoke, and then were sucked into the nose by the zombies.
Seeing that the smoke was sucked in, the four-eye Taoist priest lifted the lotus lamp, shook the bell on the bridge, and said to Qin Hui without looking back, "Okay, I covered the corpse with spiritual smoke. Let's cross the river quickly."
Qin Hui looked at the bridge in front of him, which was only ten meters away from the two ends. Before the four-eye Taoist priest, he jumped directly with a take-off.
The four-eye Taoist priest who was about to walk out of the opposite bridge saw Qin Hui jump from the top of his head. After holding his glasses and looking at the distance behind him, he said in disbelief, "Damn it! Did you hang the wire? You can jump so far!"
Qin Hui looked at the four-eyed Taoist priest behind him, as if looking at the alien's eyes and smiled. In fact, Qin Hui was purely for the four-eye Taoist priest just now, because after seeing these magical Taoist operations, Qin Hui, the heart of a martial artist, was also beating violently. Four-eye Taoist priest! My martial arts are extraordinary!"
The four-eyed Taoist priest listened and looked at the zombies behind him thoughtfully. Then he looked at Qin Hui with a smiling face and whispered to himself, "This man is so good at kung fu. If he becomes a zombie after he dies, I don't know how powerful it will be!" I can't imagine it!"
"What did you say, Taoist priest?" Qin Hui, with a smiling face in front of him, listened to the vague words in the long mouth of the four eyes and turned his head to ask doubtfully.
Listening to Qin Hui still called himself a four-eye Taoist priest. After thinking about the small bridge that Qin Hui jumped over, he did not defend himself. "Nothing, I said that if I walked a few hundred steps forward, I would arrive at my brother's Yizhuang." After saying this, the four-eye Taoist priest didn't know what he was thinking, but walked forward without saying a word. It was not until he stood in front of a courtyard with the word Yizhuang that he stopped and knocked on the door and shouted, "Brother, open the door!" I'm Chihiro. I came to see you.
"Who are you doing here so late?" With a lazy voice, a young man with a mushroom head and a green dress opened the door.
"Wencai, it's me. I'm your Uncle Qianxun. Where's your master? Listening to the young man's words, the four-eye Taoist priest raised the lotus lamp in his hand and said after shining on his appearance.
"Uncle! Uncle, why are you here!" Wencai rubbed his eyes and said to the four-eyed Taoist priest with a surprised face.
Looking at Wencai's happy appearance, the four-eye Taoist priest deliberately admonished him, "Why, is it uncle that I can't come, or I'm not welcome here!"
Wen Cai scratched his head and said with a smile, "How come, uncle, I knew you loved me the most. Come in quickly, or it will be dawn later."
"Bad boy, go and call your master and say that a guest has arrived." Looking at Wen Cai's smiling face, the four-eye Taoist priest patted him on the head with a smile, and then made a gesture of invitation to Qin Hui. After watching Qin Hui follow Wen Cai into the gate, the four-eye Taoist priest shook the bell in his hand, pointed to the yard of Yizhuang, and ordered the zombies, "Come on, brothers, come in and rest. Be careful of the threshold, we strode into Yizhuang, we jump, jump, jump hard.
After following Wen Cai to the living room, Qin Hui sat on the chair and said to him, "Brother, your name is Wen Cai!"
Wencai picked up the teapot from the table, poured a cup of herbal tea for Qin Hui, and said strangely, "Yes, my name is Wencai, but why did you come to Yizhuang with my uncle!" Aren't you afraid?"
Qin Hui listened, pointed to the zombies that were jumping in and said indifferently, "What are you afraid of? Are you afraid of these dead bodies?
Hearing Qin Hui's tone so loud, Wen Cai curled his lips in disbelief. Then he looked around and found that there was no one else. After that, he threatened Qin Hui, "These things are terrible, powerful, and will suck blood."
Qin Hui looked at the herbal tea on the table, took out her wine bottle, raised it to Wencai, and said with a smile, "Then Wencai, are you afraid of ants?"
Wencai saw Qin Hui drinking her own wine and said doubtfully, "Ant! What are you afraid of them doing?"
Qin Hui put down the wine bottle in her hand and asked, "You are not afraid of ants, just like I am not afraid of zombies. Wencai, the outside world is very big, but what we see is very small."
Listening to Qin Hui's words, Wen thought with some puzzlement, "What does he mean? I said zombie, what did he say about ants! This man is so strange!"
And when Wen Cai and Qin Hui were communicating separately, the four-eye Taoist priest who parked the body also found Uncle Jiu.
Looking at the ninth uncle with two white eyebrows connected, the four-eye Taoist priest said with some fear, "Brother! Brother, I'm so ugly today. You have to help me find the field!"
Uncle Jiu looked at the four-eye Taoist priest with a cheap smile, frowned and asked unhappily, "Try, what's going on! Could it be that you have encountered difficulties from your peers?
Seeing that Uncle Jiu frowned, the four-eye Taoist priest hesitated and said, "That's not true, but this man is good at martial arts, and my brother didn't learn my skills. As a result, after a few fights, I found that I really can't compete with him. So I think if you don't mind, teach him a lesson, or let him underestimate our corpse faction.
After saying this, the four-eye Taoist priest pointed to the thing covered by yellow cloth on the top of his finger and said, "Of course, if you don't have time, you can lend me the altar. If you have your seven-star altar, I should have no problem."
Hearing his brother, he actually put his mind on his seven-star magic altar. Uncle Jiu couldn't help scolding, "What nonsense, brother, my seven-star magic altar consumes a lot every time. I haven't opened it for more than ten years. You still want to use him to deal with an ordinary person! You are really getting worse and worse!"
When the four-eye Taoist priest heard that Uncle Jiu was unwilling to help, he looked at Uncle Jiu with a pitiful face and said, "Well, you love me the most. You said that you would not let me be bullied when the master passed away. Now I don't want to hear anything else. Just say if you can help me. If you don't help me, I will go to the master's spiritual position now to tell the master.
"You!" Looking at the dozens of-year-old Taoist priest who threatened himself like a child, Uncle Jiu sighed and walked out and said helplessly, "I'm really afraid of you! But we agreed that I just clicked and would never hurt anyone for you.
Hearing Uncle Jiu's words, the Taoist priest said happily, "No problem, no problem, I know that my brother is the best for me. This time, I just need to help me find face."