Chapter 46 -- Wu Meng's speech!

Chapter 46--Wu Meng's speech!

At the beginning, Wu Meng's speech was just piled up with gorgeous words. Wu Meng knows that compared with special literary works and speeches, he pays more attention to the on-site performance, tone, atmosphere mobilization ability, etc. Therefore, at the beginning, Wu Meng's speech was the full text of "Death" as follows:

Death is not terrible, but waiting for death. Everyone has their own land, ownerless or ownerless, knowing or not understanding, some people call it a barren mound!

"Leave the green mound alone to dusk" - slowly flowing in the long river, and there is a green mound in a fragment of light and shadow. It stood in the mountains, beside the yellow and decaying weeds, lonely, struggling in the indifference of darkness and chaos. When the night finally came late, the tears left behind slowly faded away from the front of the tombstone. When freedom and hope faded for hundreds of years, the nightmare did not retreat, so sadness permeated the world. Beautiful and cruel heartache. Happiness is also released before the soul is released, and then death.

God said that death is just another form.

After death, it is also the beginning of another life. In another world, waiting for life to begin, waiting for its reincarnation and disappearance. Then, it is the continuation of life again...

Fate is doomed. Life and death, joy and sadness, crying and laughter, under the trajectory of the stars, there are scenes of worldly wisdom. After the turbulence of the tide, a small flower bloomed in a flash of fragrant life. So smiles and tears commemorate it on the other side of the world. Under the light of the sun, the hero is as dazzling as an epic, and the devil stands quietly in the abyss. The sky is still the sky, and the world is constantly changing and multiplying, knowing the last ancient appointment...

Some people say that behind the barren mound is death, and behind death is rebirth...

This article is actually a typical example of fake space. However, because it is just a simple speech competition, such eight-strand essay is most suitable for such a place. All kinds of gorgeous words are piled up smartly. In the process of the speech, add your own expressions, movements and voices to reveal their unique feelings, which is a good speech. Wu Meng can confidently say that even with this eight-share article, he can win the championship of the speech competition.

Unfortunate, he gave birth to Yu. Wu Meng looked at Wu Mei Niang with a sigh and a smile waiting for Wu Meng to come to power and make a fool of herself, but she also comforted herself in her heart. It doesn't matter. Anyway, the final result is that I win! However, since she has used a similar system, if I go up to make a sad one, I know that I will definitely not surpass Wu Mei Niang's speech, but more likely to make her stand out as her foil. So, there's nothing we can do. Let's use the No. 2 plan!

Wu Meng sighed, and the expression on her face gradually became strange. That expression, like... like a demon! Yes, later, Wu Meng also prepared the No. 2 plan for insurance! It was the article that Shang Yin helped watch later. That article can only be said to be a spoof. However, if it can mobilize the mood of the audience and warm up the atmosphere at the scene, maybe it's okay! Wu Meng tightened his fist and took a deep breath.

came to the stage, and the audience was still staring at the stage. They were still immersed in the atmosphere created by Wu Mei Niang and had no aftertaste. No, you can't go on like this. In this case, you will lose. The adverse effects caused by Wu Mei Niang must be reversed. Wu Mei Niang, Wu Mei Niang, I didn't see that you still have such a good hand and high popularity. In addition, you really have excellent speech skills. I didn't expect that I met my opponent!

"Hall, now I will give you a speech. The title of my speech is "How are shemales made"!" Wu Meng let go of his body and mind and seemed to return to the era of enthusiasm. The audience is stunned. This topic itself is a spoof, and it does attract the attention of the audience.

Wu Meng doesn't care about the reaction of the stage. As a good speaker, although you want to mobilize the atmosphere under the stage, even if the scene under the stage is not as good as you expect, you must ignore it and completely create your own environment. Yes, you heard it wrong. The main body of my speech is the shemale!" Wu Meng's face showed an evil smile. He did not feel any awkward, let alone nervous. Instead, he was very open, and even kissed some laughing beauties under the stage, making everyone laugh even more.

Since you have lowered the atmosphere, I will put it up again! Wu Mei Niang, watch my brother's performance!

"There were no demons in this world, but with the disappearance of the boundaries between men and women, the ladies are no longer, and the strong man is like a white horse at the end of time, sealed in one memory after another. A brand-new species has emerged. Newcomers, historians have given them a brand-new name - shemales from various perspectives of history and biologists!

According to research, the earliest historical records of this species appeared in China, which can be remembered as in the Tang Dynasty. Mr. Tang Sanzang, a famous donkey friend of a well-known Buddhist expert in the Tang Dynasty, said that people are born by his mother, and demons are born by demons. The reason why demons are called demons is that there is no one's thoughts and feelings. If demons have human thoughts and feelings, they are not demons, but human demons! Therefore, this is the original definition of shemale.

Mr. Tang Seng, a great thinker and great educator in ancient China, spent nine sixty-four days to piece together and finally left the truth of this stinky ten thousand years and misleaded children in his autobiographical novel Western Parade. However, the times are calling, wrong, the times are progressing, and time is developing. More than a thousand years after Lao Tang's death, the definition of shemale is completely different from that of Lao Tang.

According to the most authoritative, stinky and proud... (three thousand words are omitted below) and handsome... (continue to omit three thousand words) the great thinker, great educator philosopher -- the legendary miracle -- once wrote the truth that shocked the world at home and abroad with a one dollar oil pen. His theories mainly focus on "humanity" and "sexual relations and shemales" and other representative works such as "The Beginning of Man, Sex" and "Men, Women, Shemales" are involved in other aspects, such as "The Road to Wealth - Robbery, Abduction" in the field of fashion, "My View of Underwear" and "Emperor" in the field of fashion. The benefits of new clothes, "How does the heart write - writing with heart" in the field of medicine, the similarity of castles in the air and flying immortals in the field of architecture, "On the law - money can make ghosts grind" in the field of law, the protection of minors and the law on the protection of Lori.

Well, let's get back to the point. According to the legendary miracle study, in his article On the Birth of Men and Women, we can clearly see that a shemale, in a broad sense, is a female like a female, or a male who is not male, can become a shemale. The birth of a shemale is a process. How was it born?

First of all, there are two types of people. Men, women. The same sex repels and the opposite sex attracts each other. Obviously! If a man likes a woman, she will like a woman. If a woman, she should like a man. If a woman likes a woman? Do you think this is reasonable? If a woman likes a woman, she is no longer a woman, but a lesbian, a shemale in a woman's skin! For example, our..."

Wu Meng's words are endless, and in comparison, Wu Meng still seems to be very interesting. The vulgar scenes, especially those that insinuate Wu Mei Niang from time to time, although the people under the stage don't laugh with Wu Meng's speech, Wu Mei Niang's face is indeed blue. She is not an idiot to Wu Meng's words. No one can tell the difference.

When Wu Meng finished his speech, people were also applauding, and their faces were full of smiles teased by Wu Meng. Wu Meng's funnyness is indeed a little trick.

"You're fine!" When Wu Meng came off the stage, Wu Mei Niang walked to his side and whispered, but she couldn't help but feel her inner hatred. Wu Meng almost jumped around on the stage and said, "Oh, Wu Mei Niang, you are Lala. You like women!" You are a shemale! You are abnormal!

However, it seems that Wu Meng doesn't care. Although he has achieved a similar reaction as expected, he does know that he lost to Wu Mei Niang at the level of real speech. Thank you for your praise. The speech is still not as good as you!"

Wu Mei Niang snorted coldly, "Wait!" There will be times when you smile!" Wu Meng smiled indifferently, "There is no winner! Just wait and see!"

With the end of Wu Meng's speech, this speech contest is finally over. Next, the host came to the stage, and then several judges and teachers also came to the stage and began the award ceremony. Although Wu Meng knew that he was already an internal winner, he was still not very calm at this time.

First, the comfort award or something... and then the third prize... the second prize... Wu Meng was a little impatient to wait, and finally it was his turn to win the first prize.

The murderous gas index between Wu Meng and Wu Mei Niang exceeded one million, and the current between the two absolutely exceeded the standard of 36 volts of human safety voltage.

"Wu Mei Niang, remember your promise. If I win, you can lie down and wait for me!" Wu Meng's smile is very evil. Wu Meng's heart is sad. I, I am still a virgin!

"Hmm!" Wu Mei Niang's smile showed the king's demeanor, "Kid, look, who will win! If I win, you will strip off and run around the college three times! I want you to not be able to raise your head for the rest of your life!"

Vicious! Wu Meng's first feeling was that this woman was indeed Queen Lala, and her mind was so vicious. However, he is winning. How can he lose his hand at this time? "No problem, let's wait for the result to come out!"

The judges and teachers on the stage have almost counted the votes of the students. Wu Meng and others are in trouble. What's the statistics? Isn't it that I won? What other statistics do you do? It's so troublesome to pretend. I don't know I'm waiting in a hurry now!

"What, panic?" Wu Mei Niang looked at Wu Meng with a sneer. Wu Mengqiang calmed down and held on. "What's the panic? I'll tell you clearly that I must have won today's victory!" But why, in my heart, why do I have a bad feeling?

By the way, I have asked Shangyin to help me solicit votes and say hello to the judges. They also promised me that I am the first place this time. Is there anything I didn't think of? Wu Meng thought about one thing and thought about everything he should have thought about. There should be no problem!

The teachers on the stage still slowly packed up. Several people gathered around and discussed something for a while, and then a person walked to the microphone. It seemed that the result had come out.