Chapter 4

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"Remember that the woman's introducer is Wei Zilu and the man is Zhao Pei." I pointed to the string of words of the wedding company, and tomorrow is the wedding.

"Do you have to ask them to speak?" The master of ceremonies seemed to feel that they were allowed to speak and rob their own words.

"You ask them to come to the stage. If you can stay for 10 minutes, I'll give you more money!" I called him to the corner and told him.

"Really?" He doesn't believe in the pie falling from the sky.

"Little fish, are you ready?" Shen Lang began to do nothing again, disturbing my mood.

"Well, aren't you excited to see me?" I looked at him.

"This is a lifetime, I hope you..."

"Come on, come on!!" I waved my hand to interrupt him, "Isn't it just a piece of paper?" Are you jealous that I have found a good home? Sooner or later, he will shake out all that matter.

"Xiaoyu, go to bed early. I'm still busy tomorrow." My mother brought me a cup of lavender tea and went out.

"Alas... why do you sleep..." My mind is full now, and countless things are turning.

I climbed to the roof and lay on the ground looking at the sky. There are many stars and the moon is also very big, but there is a Wei Zilu's face on it, fucking!! I turned over and looked for stones all over the ground and threw them fiercely at the moon...

"Oops!!" Another voice scared me.

"Who?" I quickly picked up a bigger stone and shook hands.

"I..." Shen Lang covered his head and ran out.

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"Little Wave, what's wrong with you?" My mother looked at Shen Lang's face.

"Oh, it's okay. I just fell under the bed." Yesterday, he saw me climb to the roof. The idiot thought that I was under too much pressure to commit suicide, and I stoned my forehead.

"Little fish! Little fish!! Hurry up." My brother came in and pulled me. After blowing Shen Lang away last night, he actually fell asleep on the rooftop and didn't come back until 4 o'clock when he woke up from the cold.

"Get out of here! Sleeping!" I picked up the pillow and cut him down.

"Wedding!! Your wedding!!!" He shouted when he was hiding and woke me up.

"Dear guests, I am pleased to announce today! On this great day, Miss Shen Yu and Mr. Gu Dahai got married!" I don't know what kind of broken microphone the master of ceremonies used. The sound was so loud that it shook my head.

I saw Amon sitting with Li Zhanpeng. The two of them didn't say anything. They secretly competed under the table and didn't go with their feet. The cloth hanging from the table swayed straight.

Then Lin Chu, who now looked jealous and clenched her lips. Chen Lu and Yang Chao were muttering something, as if they were also planning their own wedding.

Finally, Wei Zilu and Zhao Pei came to the stage. Their mouths closed. I couldn't hear what they were talking about. It didn't matter. It was enough to look at their faces. The awkward expression made me very happy.

"Remember to add money to the master of ceremonies later." I pulled Gu Haihai next to me.

"Eh? What's wrong with you? Are your hands so hot? He looked at me strangely, and his face was deformed, like a mirror. Originally, I wanted to laugh, but suddenly my eyes were dark and hazy. I didn't know who was shouting for an ambulance. Who dared to disturb my mother's wedding? I'm getting married. What kind of ambulance!!!

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"You are so awesome that you got married and got married in the hospital." Chen Lu looked at me, and Amon was peeling fruit.

"...fuck..." My head hurts so much now. They say I have a viral cold.

"Where is Wei Zilu's grandson?" The big revenge is not avenged, and it is not happy.

"Oka, what's the matter? You are immoral enough to be an introducer." Li Zhanpeng said with a smile.

"That deserves it!! Retribution, don't spray if you don't know, you have to spray to find the toilet. Amon has always been amazing, so that you can recite it.

"Hey! Don't be energetic!!!" Li Zhanpeng is now learning from Amon like a shrew.

"It's exciting. Are you looking for a fight?" Amon threw the apple in my face and was ready to start a fight.

"Get out of here!!!!! Cough, cough, cough..." After I shouted with all my strength, I was still out of breath.

"Okull, what are you doing?" Chen Lu is understanding. She helped me with my back.

"Hmm!" A Meng stepped on Li Zhanpeng and went out.

"Ouch...you...you are cruel!"

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"Are you all right?" Gu Hai took me back to our home.

"It's okay..." I'm busy counting the gift money. That's my little honey.

"No more?" He looked at me funny.

"Go, I'm busy. I guess a lot of people have run away. I have to count them well." I have an ice bag on my head and I'm busy in my hands.

"Today is really a cheap grandson of Wei Zilu." I took a sip of water, "Ah...no, I just didn't have a good time."

"You can be naughty." He scraped my nose.

"Ha ha..." Gu Dahai is simply a replica of my brother, spoiling me with everything.

In the evening, I dreamed of the Spring Festival in my hometown when I was a child.

At that time, I was 4 years old and Shen Lang was 9 years old. We caught toads together in the field.

Shen Lang was afraid of that thing and asked me to chase him into the river with a toad. Fortunately, it was frozen, but his head was broken, which scared me and kept crying.

Then he slowly climbed out and took me home. He told his parents that he had fallen and didn't care about me. In fact, as long as he said that he had fallen, it would be done. This idiot would not make up lies and indirectly lead the facts to me. I was locked up during the winter vacation and almost beaten.

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After the wedding, I rested for three days to recover. Gu Hai was busier than me. He cooked food every day, and then ran away with his buttocks burning. I felt sorry for him, so I decided to cook a meal for him.

"Pier a little salt..." I looked at the recipe and opened the cabinet.

"Is that salt?" After looking for a long time, I picked out three bottles, "Forget it, try it." I dug one of the spoons and put it in my mouth.

"Bah, pooh... what is this..." The mouth is full of numbness, and it is estimated to be alkaline.

"Okay...try again, do less this time." I rinsed my mouth and prepared to continue the experiment.

"................. I'm dead... Why is the salt so salty?" I turned on the tap to rinse my mouth.

"Give me a sweet and sour tenderloin, a mushroom rapeseed, um... a boiled beef... and... hot and sour soup." I called a nearby restaurant. The kitchen is already in a mess. I don't think I need to have dinner.

"I'm back." Gu Hai came back at the right time, and the delivery of the food had just left.

"Honey... you're back." I took him to the restaurant and he must be crazy when I saw the kitchen.

"What are you doing? Have you recovered from your cold? He touched my forehead.

"Nonsense, who am I?"

"Did you do it?" Gu Hai looked at the dishes on the table.

"Uh... Why do you care so much? Just eat it." I quickly served the meal.

"...Don't you want me to grab chopsticks?" Gu Dahai turned around and went to the kitchen.

"Wait...Wait...I'll go..." I don't know what he eats to eat, ten steps at a time.

"Ah!! My kitchen..." There was a scream inside.

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My boring life started again on Monday, and then I went to work.

"Oh, Xiaoyu, why are you here?" Bai Feng, a reporter in the next group, a long-looking old society, always can't get along with me. If it hadn't been for my backstage, I would have been framed him.

"At work, the people are still waiting to read my manuscript." I stole a lot of themes from him.

"Didn't you marry a rich? What kind of work do you have?" He smiles without smiling.

"I can't help it. So many people like me and are willing to accept my interview." I took the information from the table and prepared to open the way. "Oh, by the way, thank you for helping me sort out the interview materials in such detail last time."

"Little fish, little fish, tell me, how's your honeymoon?" Zhang Weiwei is the most gossip in our group.

"I didn't go anywhere. I'm sick. I have a viral cold." I threw my schoolbag into the drawer.

"Little fish, are you angry with the old society again?" Brother Chen returned the machine and just came back.

"It was the power of his old society." I helped him make tea. "Try it, my new tea."

"It's still my sister who knows how to love me." Brother Chen has a good temper. We all like him.

"But that old society is really annoying. Last time I threatened that you wanted to be a young grandmother, and he would come to replace you." Weiwei twisted the orchid and pointed to us, "I'll tell you, Shen Yu can't come in the future. You all have to listen to me."

"Hey!! What's going on?" Liu's head came back and knocked on the table vigorously, "Don't you work?"

"............" Weiwei stuck out her tongue and pretended to be busy reading the information.

"Xiaoyu, you and Lao Chen went to the pedestrian street. I heard that someone is engaged in performance art. Let's go and have a look."

"This fucking big Liu's big head just called to return the machine, and now it's called borrowing, psycho." Brother Chen naggingly went to get the machine.

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Amon called me at noon and asked me where I was.

"Nonsense, go to work." I just had enough to take a nap.

"What other work do you have? Are you sick?" She also thinks that I should be a young grandmother at home.

"What are you going to do? Hurry up and say it!"

"I'll go to you, see a big event, and wait for me." She hung up the phone excitedly.

It seems that I have to listen to their divorce story again in the afternoon. I have to sleep more at noon. As soon as I lay down, Wei told me that someone was looking for me at the door. I don't need to look at it. It must be Amon, so she can call at the door.

"I said, sister, can't you tell me to be at the door?" I saw her come in with big and small bags.

"Pour some water quickly, I'm thirsty." She put everything on my desk.

"Say it, what are you doing?"

"I saw your brother! Shen Lang!! Find a little honey!!" Amon's mouth foam flew and splashed on my face.

"Xiao Mi?" I remember the person I saw in the slow shake bar last time, "Is there a mole here?" I pointed to my chin.

"Yes, yes, yes! Long hair here." She stood up and stroked under her buttocks.

"Wait a minute." I found the digital camera in the bag and turned to the photo of that day, "This?"

"...it's her." Amon took a big sip of water.

"You have come all the way to tell me this old news?" Now there is something wrong with Amon's IQ, and divorce has cost her a lot of time and energy.

"No." She took off her shoes.

"Put it on! It's embarrassing for others to see me, so why did you come here?

"I want you to give this to Li Zhanpeng. Anyway, you have to help him translate." She took out a men's clothing, a new product, 1380. I just went to see it with Gu Hai, but he didn't look good in it.

"How do you know everything?" I suspect that she has installed a bug on me.

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The little devil is really difficult to deal with. It's much more annoying than the tourists I met. He asked everything and almost asked Li Zhanpeng's fool bald. If this business is yellow, he will be depressed to death.

"Cheers, cheers, thank you, little fish." Li Zhanpeng claims that if he pours a cup, he can also drink beer and drink a toast.

"Oc's it. Anyway, I'm fine. I'll give you something by the way." I picked up the shopping bag given to me by Amon from under the table.

"Yo, do you still have gifts for me?" He has a hippie smile.

"Are you dreaming? This is for you by your wife."

"...Oh, she..." Li Zhanpeng immediately looked like a deflated ball.

"Don't make trouble if you have nothing to do. Okay, what are you tossing?" I have beef slices.

Who doesn't want to live quietly? Our family... Alas... Forget it, forget it, eat, and I'll take you home later." Half of him said, but he didn't say anything.

"I have finished adjusting my hometown's affairs by myself. Why is there such a big trouble?"

After A Meng and Li Zhanpeng got married, we met Shao, so this meal lasted a long time. We talked a lot about A Meng, Wei Zilu, and everything that had nothing to do with us, and I drank too much.