Clean Light Joy Buddha

Chapter 155 The Sisterhood of the Bear and the Sheep

Although these banshees are not very cultivated, they all have one or two jaw-dropping tricks to defeat the enemy and subdue men.

Moreover, Xuanyuying also underestimated their determination to capture themselves. The first person to face her was the strong female bear spirit, who was more than two meters tall. She hit her in a straight line and directly knocked off the giant tree on which Xuanyuying sat!

Then, she aimed at Xuan Yuying, who was falling down, roared, and rushed out with her arms together. It was a 'bear hug', which was powerful. As soon as she grasped it, she must be pinched into two sections.

Xuan Yuying naturally did not dare to neglect, but he didn't pay much attention to it. He asked loudly with a playful wink, "Hey, Xiong Jing, you and I have no grievances. Why do you work so hard?"

She didn't expect to answer. Unexpectedly, the female bear's thick and black evil face flew two blushes and replied in a loud voice like a broken gong: "I want to become a tall and slim beauty and be a model. I heard that I can realize this wish after being you. In fact, I'm in good condition. It's . It's . Few women who are so tall. I'm just a little thicker, thicker and darker. Why do those people call me a nigger? With such no aesthetic outlook, you deserve to die.

Xuan Yuying sweated coldly and couldn't help asking curiously, "I think, with your beautiful figure, you should be very popular among bears. Why do you become a human?"

"You have a vision!" The female bear said happily, but her movements did not mean to be gentle at all. With a muffled sound, she was really happy to put Xuan Yuying in her strong arms. At the same time, she said disdainfully, "Go, who cares about those blind bears? They are ugly and dirty, and they don't understand culture. They don't even know that one plus one is not equal to three. How to talk to the next door. Compared with the supermarket owner, he is funny and humorous. Every time I go to his place to buy something, he will give me a few more pieces of candy.

"So you have a crush on the supermarket owner! In fact, I think you should practice metamorphosis well. After mastering it, you will definitely become a tall beauty, which is more practical, because I'm not what you can get!"

Xuanyuying is almost completely buried in the arms of the female bear spirit. The only thing exposed outside is the fishing rod changed from a Ruyi gold hoop in his hand, which is tied with an infinite cover. Inside are Ji Qingyao and Zhou Qi, and he hears the gurgling sound of the skeleton in the body as if the huge force oppresses the human body.

The two couldn't help but worry and said, "Brother Zhao, are you all right?"

Xuanyuying quickly answered them, "I'm fine. Xiong Jing's strength is not small, but it's still a little difficult to crush me to death. Even crushing the black turtle armor I'm wearing is less than 30,000 catties."

The female bear spirit was so angry that her face was black and red. She shouted, "Little man, don't be too rampant. Look at my earth bear hug!" Bears are terrestrial animals and are born in the earth system. When this female bear was hibernating in the early years, she accidentally dug a ground atmosphere and did not disperse. It was highly gathered. The place known as the dragon cave in the feng shui book found a spiritual root that I don't know how many years it has grown in the earth's vitality. After eating it, it not only evolved into a human body, but also There is an endless source of power in the earth!

This trick 'Earth Bear Hug' is a name given by the female bear spirit. Once it was used, it was really amazing. Layers of earthy yellow light came from the soil under her feet. Once it entered the female bear spirit's feet, waist and body, her arms immediately soared two cups. Yu!

Xuanyuying immediately felt the sudden increased pressure in the chest cavity, and the dull rhythm of the thumping sound also turned into the sound of stir-frying beans. This sound was not the sound of the human skeleton being oppressed by Ji Qingyao and Zhou Qi, but the friction sound of the Xuangui Shenjia.

Her feeling is that the strength of this female bear spirit is no less than 30,000 catties! However, except for being stuffy, everything else is completely normal.

It seems that in this competition between the bear spirit and the black turtle, which is good at defending first and then counterattacking, the black turtle is still indestructible. Even if it is dead, its shell is indestructible.

Xuan Yuying said to the female bear with some pride, "No, no, no strength, you have to add some strength!"

The female bear spirit directly gave an angry Buddha to the sky, the second Buddha ascended to the sky, and her dark face also turned red. She repeatedly gritted her teeth and tightened her arms. What shocked her was that the boy who was not as high as her chest height and looked very thin in her arms actually yawned boringly.

What kind of contempt this is. With the strength of the female bear spirit, her eyes immediately burst into silver and cried aggrievedly, which made Xuan Yuying inexplicably. It should also be the victim who should cry! Why did the perpetrator be pretentious first?

"Girl, let go of your hand and go home to practice metamorphosis. I'll take it as if it's not such a thing. What do you think?"

The female bear shook her head fiercely and completely ignored it,

"Sister Xiong, don't worry, I'll help you." At this time, the young and beautiful girl who had changed into an ewe spirit also rushed up and said with a smile, "Sister Xiong, grab his arm, show your chest and abdomen, and let me break his armor."

"It depends on my sister." The two seemed to be very familiar. The female bear spirit turned to grab Xuan Yuying's two hands and pulled them apart in a zigzag shape. The shepherd spirit came forward, reached out and smiled and groped between Xuan Yuying's chest and abdomen for a long time, and then drew a big X on the navel!

Xuan Yuying looked at himself and felt like a target. He couldn't help but be funny. At the same time, he looked around with interest and watched the ewe retreat a few steps. Suddenly, it was like eating a pill, and his beautiful little head shook fiercely up and down.

Shaking, two long curved horns like swords grew on the little head, shining with a cold light, which was very fearing.

"Look at the corner!" Ew Jingjiao shouted, with her head down and hard under her feet, and jumped in front of Xuanyuying. The long horn had hit the middle of the big X word, with a tinkling sound of metal.

The result made the young and beautiful girl who became a sheep spirit very disappointed: "How could it be like this? How can you be all right? There should be no armor in the world to block my blow!"

Xuan Yuying said, "Why not? Isn't it the black turtle armor I'm wearing now? Have you had enough? If not, I'm going to fight back.

The two good sisters, Xiong Jing and She Yang Jing, were relatively speechless and burst into tears: "Are our wishes going to be ruined?" When they are in human society, they are good friends and good sisters, especially each with their own defects. Under the pity of the same disease, their feelings are even more important.

One is Xiong Chengjing, whose surname is Jiaojiao, because he is born with thick skin and thick flesh. After becoming a human, his skin is still very thick.

One is that the white sheep becomes essence, which is taken from the homonym of the sheep, which is called Bai Yangyang. When it becomes a human form, it also has a fork, and the legs are full of damn long hair.

The former dream is to become a model on the runway and fall in love with the owner of the supermarket next door.

The latter thinks about how wonderful it would be to wear an ultra-short skirt, dance a spicy dance, and sing a song all day long.

After living in the human world for a long time, the two female monsters have also been assimilated. Like today's girls, they are lazy and greedy. They don't like to practice, but they have been trying to solve the hidden diseases on their bodies. Therefore, they have all gone to South Korea for plastic surgery. Human means have been put on female monsters. The Korean Plastic Surgery Hospital has failed to create beautiful miracles this time. The whole collapse was hit by the disappointed banshee, and so far no one has found who did it.

It was not until there was a rumor that Zhao Er was a virgin at night. He had the same blood as Tang Monk, drank a drop and became an immortal directly, and had the ability to cure many difficult and miscellaneous diseases.

Xiong Jiaojiao and Bai Yangyang immediately fell in love with each other. This time they came to Kunlun to try their luck. In fact, they were recognized by Xuan Yuying as early as the first battle against Lord Zheng, but unfortunately they disappeared later.

And they were not going to participate in the first fighting competition between Kunlun and the Demon League, because it was too dangerous, but after Xuan Yuying, who stared at Zhao Er's appearance, stayed outside the Muxing Palace for a while, they followed without hesitation.

It also led the hesitant male monster to follow up a lot. What's going on? We can't lose to a woman, can we? These high and low monsters finally entered Zhao Er's Niwan Palace to serve their new owners.

Xiong Jiaojiao and Bai Yangyang naturally don't know that they have also contributed to Zhao Er and Xuan Yuying. Anyway, they should give them some rewards!

Just when they had nothing they could do, other female monsters also gathered around Xuan Yuying. A beautiful female fox like Hu Ximei stepped forward gracefully, wearing a white shirt, turning out the collar, wearing a white pearl necklace, and a gray skirt underneath. The whole person looked Beautiful and capable.

It is a classic dress of an urban female white-collar worker. In this enchanting atmosphere, it is either a strange monster or a Taoist aunt's Kunlun Mountain fairyland. Suddenly, a beauty in the city suddenly makes Xuanyuying shine. If she hadn't seen the long tail behind the female white-collar worker, she really couldn't distinguish it. This is a fox spirit.

The female fox is the best at checking the hanging color. As soon as she saw the expression of Xuanyu, she knew that her appearance must be very amazing. There was a smile at the corners of her mouth. When she stepped forward, the first move was to raise her jade-like arm.

"Is this to seduce me?" Xuan Yuying was guessing like this. A seductive female body fragrance came from the end of her nose. Suddenly, it was full of imagination. All kinds of erotic ideas came, but the power was far worse than Mrs. Baoxiang's fragrance.

Xuan Yuying is ** but not confused. He smiled and said, "It's almost. Maybe you jump ** or something, and I will surrender obediently."

"Really? I have to think about it." The female fox was secretly surprised in her eyes, but there was a mysterious smile on her face. She stepped on high heels and turned around elegantly in place. She raised her arm on the other side and put the creaking nest in front of Xuanyu's nose.

This time, the strange smell came out, which made Xuanyuying, who was about to smell it carefully, almost smoked to death. It was too stinky, too stinky. Ten rotten eggs, pig dung and dog shit, and the whole family didn't stink!

"What the hell is this? I can't stand it." Xuanyuying broke free from Xiong Jiaojiao's hands and jumped off to the sky. He was wearing fresh air and almost vomited.

Other female monsters who were lucky enough to smell vomited directly.

The female white-collar worker who became a female fox said innocently, "Haven't you ever heard of fox fragrance and fox smell?"

Xuanyuying was speechless at that time. He was really afraid that this group of banshees were playing strange stunts. They had no intention to play and decided to destroy the flowers.

This hot hand directly destroyed the flowers for more than two months, just to August 15th, the full moon night.

For different people, full moon night has a completely different meaning.