Chapter 126: Three Smiles

The old pimp stood on the stage and looked down with an embarrassed face.

"I'm really sorry, everyone. Why don't you come back tomorrow and come back tomorrow? The store doesn't charge everyone's money."

"There is no reason to expel guests?"

"That's right, we must see the red card today."

"Hurry up, red card, come out quickly!"

"Come out! Come out!"

......

The continuous ups and downs of shouts resounded throughout the small building in an instant.

"You don't have to quarrel anymore. I'll just come out."

But a woman with a wonderful figure came out of the door.

"How's it going, big brother? Is this girl good? Hey hey, do you want me to tie her up for you today?"

Du Qian ignored Chen Liu's words, but looked straight at the woman in the distance.

It seemed to find Du Qian's eyes. The woman turned her head and looked at Du Qian strangely.

Du Qian withdrew his eyes and took a deep breath.

"How's it going, big brother? Is it right?"

Du Qian's eyes flashed fiercely and grabbed Chen Liu's collar: "It's none of your business?"

Chen Liu hurriedly smiled and said, "Of course it's none of my business. Of course it's none of my business. Of course it's my eldest brother's business."

Du Qian slowly let go of Chen Liu's collar, while Chen Liu muttered in his heart: This man must be a madman.

"Well, the old rule, give me a smile. Today, I will allow him to enter my boudoir."

Hearing this sound, Du Qian's heart trembled again.

"I'll come, my ninth brother will come first! Don't rob anyone! Dare to rob! I'll kill your whole family!"

I saw a fat middle-aged man with big ears, ** upper body, coming out of the crowd.

Du Qian obviously saw a trace of disgust from the eyes under the veil.

"Hey hey, aunt, girl, I'm here, I'm here, nickname potato, today, I hope I can make the girl smile for me."

Suddenly, the whole audience burst out laughing, and other people's rules were very clear, saying that they were fighting for the beauty to laugh three times.

And this big man is good, and he actually makes the beauty laugh for him.

"This good man, please go back, the next one."

The big man looked at the red card on the stage, and finally walked reluctantly to the stage.

When the big man just walked under the red card, he was really too excited and nervous, which led to his unclear expression.

"Girl, the king of Zhengzhou, I have traveled here today, hoping to win the girl's heart."

Du Qian looked at a man with outstanding appearance. At this time, he was looking at the red card with a sunny smile.

The man said again, "If you marry a girl, you will return to Zhengzhou this time and repair the three wives in the family."

After saying that, the man looked at the red card with an expectant face.

For a long time, the red card said, "The prince's kindness is good, but the rules cannot be destroyed. If the prince can't make the slave smile three times, please go back."

A trace of color flashed on the man's face.

"The girl won't think about it anymore?"

"Don't think about it. I think, my lord, you'd better go back. There are still a lot of people waiting."

The prince finally sighed and shook his head and walked down the stage.

"Hey hey, big brother, if you don't want it, the small one will be."

Du Qian raised his eyebrows and said, "Can you make her laugh three times?"

Chen Liu patted his chest and said, "Why is this difficult?"

Immediately, he jumped into the field and said, "Hey hey, I'm Chen Liu, I'd like to fight with the beautiful women today."

"By the way, one day, Chen walked on the street and suddenly saw a pile of stool. Therefore, when Chen saw the stool, he was very confused. So, he stepped forward and looked at it for a moment. Then, he sniffed with his nose, shook his head, stretched out his head, and finally licked it with his tongue, half After a long time, Chen shouted, "It's really poop. Fortunately, I didn't step on it!"

Everyone was stunned for a long time, and then, the whole audience burst out laughing.

The corners of the red card's mouth also evoked a smile: "Mr. Chen, there are still two smiles left."

Chen Liu hugged his fist at the red card and said, "I don't know if the girl can follow Chen's instructions to do something?"

The red card was silent for a moment and said, "As long as it's not too much, the slave family can do it."

"Good!"

Chen Liu stretched out a finger: "If Chen stretched out his index finger, then please open her mouth. If Chen stretched out her middle finger, could you please hold her mouth?"

"I can agree."

Everyone looked at Chen Liu with great interest and didn't know what he was going to do.

Chen Liu held his fist: "Thank you, girl."

He said, he stretched out his index finger, and his red lips were slightly open. Chen Liu did not put down his index finger, but stretched out his middle finger. The red card was helpless, so he had to open his mouth slightly.

"Hahaha, the girl's kindness, Mr. Chen's heart is."

"What does Mr. Chen mean by this?"

"Just now, didn't the girl laugh for the second time?"

Everyone thought slightly. Indeed, in this way, they really looked like laughing.

The red card was stopped, and immediately said, "Mr. Chen is so clever that he almost smiles."

Du Qian looked at the red card on the stage and shook his head slightly: "Idiot!"

Say two words in your mouth.

The red card turned his head slightly, looked at Du Qian, and stared at him.

"I would like to make a song and make the girl laugh."

The red card said, "Then ask the prince to compose music."

"How can the fireworks in the outfield store sleep in the cold sleeve? Who will add two pieces for me..."

Du Qian had a glass in his hand. Isn't this "Thousands of Baidu" he sang? How could this boy sing secretly?

"...You are not in the dim light"

......

When the song is finished, everyone is intoxicated.

It took a long time to come back to my senses.

The prince who just left the stage clapped his hands and said, "Good song! Good song! How many times do you have to hear this song because there are people in the sky? Wonderful, wonderful! The last dim light is the finishing touch!"

"Girl, I don't know if Chen's song can touch the girl's heart?"

The red card did not answer Chen Liu's words, but said, "Is this song really done by Brother Chen? As the little girl knows, it seems to be what Du Qian did, right?

Chen Liu's face stiffened: "The song of others, I sing this song by mouth, just because of the worship of Du Qian!"

The red card said lightly, "What's the difference between this and stealing other people's things? Please come back."

Chen Liu looked at the red card on the stage: "The girl doesn't even let me see her face. Is the girl's appearance not like a fairy?"

"The prince's words are bad. Since everyone is willing to spend money, I won't cheat everyone. Please come back."

Chen Liu's face was angry. He took a deep look at the red card, snorted coldly, and walked away.

"Okay, the next one."

Du Qian looked at Chen Liu, who returned to the table, and smiled, "How about it?"

Chen Liu shook his head: "This little girl, it's hard to deal with!"

Du Qian laughed and said, "I'll go and have a look."

With that, he came to the stage.

"I'm Xiaoyao. Before the girl smiles three times, Xiao wants to ask the girl a few questions."

Seeing Du Qian on the stage, the red card's eyes were obviously stunned: "Mr. Xiao, please speak."

Du Qian's eyes flashed with anger: "I don't know what to do with that kind of person who doesn't keep the woman's way and steals people outside with his father-in-law behind his back?"

Du Qian's words immediately attracted a burst of words from the stage.

In the eyes of the red card, there was also an irritation: "That also depends on what reason the woman went out, and whether she stole someone or not has not been collected evidence."

Du Qian sneered: "Really? Well, today, Xiao will come and see if the girl can laugh three times!"

"No need! Get out of here!"

"Get out of here! The girl is so bold! If Xiao doesn't get out of here today, I don't know what the girl is going to do?

Du Qian jumped on the stage.

"Everyone, what should I do with women who don't know how to keep their way?"

The fat ninth brother roared, "This kind of woman, if you want my wife, you have chopped her into eight pieces!"

"If it were my wife, I'm afraid she would have been cut off by me."

"You are too cruel. If it's me, just soak the pig cage."

......

Listening to the comments of the people under the stage, Du Qian's face stiffened. He really didn't expect that he would be so strict with women who didn't follow the way.

Du Qian turned his head and looked at the red card: "I don't know what do you think Ying should do?"

The red card's eyes were slightly flustered: "Today is to fight me with three smiles. If the prince can do it, then I'm yours tonight. We'm not here to discuss women's way."

"Good! Fight the beauty three times, right? Then I'll ask the girl to calm down her anger first!"

"What's wrong with me!"

"Now, Xiao asked the girl to say two words: eggplant."

"Huh! Just say it, eggplant!"

Du Qian smiled and said, "Yes, this is the first smile, girl, please remember!"

The red card was stunned and thought of saying two words.

Du Qian ignored everyone's surprised eyes. Three cups appeared in his hand in vain and took out a chopstick.

"These three cups correspond to the three words of Maha respectively. I knocked on the first cup, and the girl said the first word, and so on.

"Ding Ding Ding."

"Big Maha!"

"Ding Ding"

Du Qian knocked at the back two cups.

"Maha"

"Ding Ding"

"Maha"

Du Qian smiled at the corners of his mouth.

Knock on the third cup: "Ding"

"Ha"

"Ding Ding Ding"

"Hahahahahaha"

Du Qian put down his chopsticks: "The second laugh!"

Everyone was stunned and came to their senses. Looking at Du Qian's wonderful performance, they all showed his wisdom!

The red card looked at Du Qian angrily. It seemed that he wanted to eat Du Qian.

"I would like to use a poem to fight the girl's last smile."

"Son, please."

Everyone also looked at Du Qian curiously. Just now, Du Qian gave everyone too much stimulation and had to make everyone interested in Du Qian.

"The morning news wanderer sang a song, and the frost crossed the river last night. Hongyan can't bear to listen to it in sorrow. Yunshan is a guest.

......

The red card looked at Du Qian with some obsession, and the corners of his mouth suddenly showed his face, but his eyes were full of tears: "Today's boudoir is opened by the prince!"

After saying that, he walked slowly towards the room.

When the red card went away, everyone looked at Du Qian with admiration and envy.

When one person's gap is not far from another person, it will make another person jealous, and when that person's gap is too far from another person, he will be worshipped by others. Now, the gap between Du Qian and everyone is too far away.

(The first update, how to put it, a few days ago, the state could not be entered, which was really tragic, but don't worry, after another day, it has improved a lot)