Chapter 129 The smell of shit

The autumn sun is still hot, and the fragrance and light dancing have been sitting far away from the rostrum to enjoy the cool.

"Fifty laps, there are five people left. It seems that the two of them don't bother." He drank a cup of cold fruit orange in his mouth and smiled.

"Is it effortless? Of course, it doesn't take us a lot of effort. Although they have been practicing martial arts since childhood and have a special system, I can conclude that they must be very tired now. Xiang Yun smiled and said, "What's the concept of running 20,000 meters with a weight of 30 kilograms?"

"Well, they should be able to run the whole journey, right?" The hair is gently flying in the breeze, the whole body is crystal clear, the skin is like snow, and the lips are stained with water stains, which is seductive.

"It's no problem to run completely." Xiang Yun's affirmative answer, I know both of them, and I won't embarrass you in front of your father. Today, Xiangyun is wearing a beige tight T-shirt and a knee-length water-blue skinny jeans. Sitting on the rostrum, she is soft and charming, matched with her impeccable appearance, which is no different from a popular film and television beauty star.

Xiang Yun and Qing Wu Yang form a beautiful scenery. Even the Qian military doctor who measured his blood pressure with Ma's spirit in front of the two women, he couldn't help but be gloomy.

A woman's beauty is an advantage, and a beautiful life is her ability.

Xiang Yun and Qing Wu Yang belong to the type that has both advantages and ability. Even the subordinates who follow the generals, whether male or female, can't help glancing at the place where the two women are. But no one dares to go up and talk to him. There's nothing he can do. Who is the light dance? The apple of their boss's eye. People who know the temper of Qinghou generals dare not go even if they like to dance lightly.

They have been working under the light general for a long time. They all know that the light general is a weirdo. Want to have his daughter? His pass was very sad.

"That boy is quite persistent." The horse took a deep breath and ran at a uniform speed with Ye Xiao.

"Yes! It's been fifty laps. I didn't expect that he could maintain a constant speed. Such a person is rare. Ye Xiao nodded.

Ma Spirit looked back at them and there was a person behind them. This person is not very good-looking, similar to Ye Xiaoma Spirit. He belongs to the type that is not easy to find on the street. The boy in the back has perseverance. The horse spirit exclaimed.

The two people running in front of them, Ma Spirit and Ye Xiao, have run a total of 50 laps so far, and the last one shows 45 laps on the LCD screen. He is five laps behind everyone, and looking at his face and pace, it is almost to the limit.

But this person is still insisting, and his perseverance can be seen.

Qinghou did not stay with his daughter, but raised a chair and sat at the starting point. Naturally, some of his soldiers carried a huge sun umbrella to shade him.

There was no expression on Qinghou's face, but if you pay attention to it, you can see that when the last one ran to him, a look of admiring faintly appeared in his eyes.

What he admires is not the first place, but the last place.

Time is running out.

"It's eighty laps." Ye Xiao looked at the LCD screen in front of his chest, showing eighty Arabic numerals. Even Ye Xiao was so tired that he sweated profusely.

Ye Xiao has been carrying heavy weight since he was a child. The 30 kilograms of iron sand was the same on him, but after running such a long distance, Ye Xiao felt that his throat was dry and there was no moisture.

Water! If there is water to drink, it will be perfect.

Unfortunately, before running, the general has already said that you are not allowed to drink water, pee, poop, and fart halfway.

"Look, the boy's speed has slowed down." Ye Xiao and Ma are about 30 meters away from the first place. With the increase in the number of laps, even if the first place is strong, they can't maintain uniform movement.

"Damn it, I can't figure out why the people we meet today are so handsome." I don't know what the horse spirit is. First of all, I saw the handsome military doctor, and then there was a little sister Wu's father, and finally the arrogant boy.

"I don't like people who are more handsome than me." Ma Spirit, a narcissist, said.

"-"

Ye Xiao was speechless for a while: "With the strength you complain about, you have already run the whole journey."

"Do you speed up? I'm going to speed up, 80 laps, and there are still 45 laps left. I'm going to go over that boy." The two began to accelerate after a hundred laps, but Ma's spirit suddenly changed his mind.

"It's up to you." Ye Xiao's eyes turned white, and Ma's spirit was sometimes childish.

"Okay, speed up." Ma's spirit was out of breath at this time, but many years of martial arts career had long been his abnormal system, and he was still out of breath and accelerated.

Ye Xiao was afraid that no one would talk, so he would catch up quickly.

In these 80 laps, he ran over chatting with Ma Spirit. Although the chat between the two was small, they were the most moved. The eliminated people found that what kind of pervert was it? Aren't you tired of running and chatting?

With the acceleration of the two, they soon surpassed the second place.

In a few seconds, I caught up with the first place.

"Hello, hello." Ma Shengli said hello to the first place. Ye Xiao twitched at the corners of his mouth. I don't know what would happen if Yang Meili would say when he heard Ma Shengli? Will you be angry and vomit blood? In English, hello means hello, and Ma Spirit actually added a Chinese phrase after hello.

Repeat!

Obviously, the arrogant first one was stunned for a moment, and then glanced at the horse spirit without answering.

"Dare you ask Gui Geng?" Ma spirit looked at the first place and ignored him, and he asked again.

The first place still glanced at the horse spirit and looked forward.

"What's your name?" The horse asked tirelessly.

The first place looked at Ma Spirit strangely. He was a little impatient and replied without emotion, "Shi Zhengxiang."

"Does shit smell good?" The horse blurted out.

Ye Xiao: "--"

A black line suddenly appeared on Shi Zhengxiang's forehead. After snoring coldly, he accelerated and rushed forward and left the two. He probably listened to it and was pissed off by the horse before he finished running.

Immediately, Ma Sheng looked at Ye Xiao, approached Ye Xiao and whispered, "Am I right?"

"Did you hear it wrong?" Ye Xiao has a headache. This man is so worthy. Does Shi Zhengxiang smell like shit? Ye Xiao had to admire the imagination of the horse spirit.

"Shi Zhengxiang." Ye Xiao explained word by word.

"Oh, I was shocked. I said who dared to take such a cool name." Ma Sheng said to himself, "This arrogant shit is really angry."

"I didn't expect him to accelerate." Ye Xiao stared at the back in front of him. This boy is not easy!"

"Accelerate acceleration, let me see if the shit is really fragrant or us." Ma's spirit suddenly became unconvinced and called Shi Zhengxiang a piece of shit.

"Shit smells so good. Hello!" The horse spirit rushed to Shi Zhenxiang's side and greeted him enthusiastically. Fan Ruo's friend, a rare friend for many years.

Shi Zhengxiang's face was covered with black lines again. After staring at Ma Spirit fiercely, he accelerated his legs and threw the madman Ma Spirit behind him. He is a little regretting saying his name now. Shi Zhengxiang and Shi Zhengxiang, what does it have to do with that shit?

"Acceleration will still catch up with you." Ma Spirit cursed secretly and chased after him again.

"Shit smells so good. You run so fast." The horse spirit came up, and Ye Xiao had been following the horse spirit slowly. It was also a pleasure to hear the two people pinch each other. Unfortunately, the shit was really fragrant and not with the horse spirit. Every time, after staring at the horse spirit, he accelerated in order to get rid of the horse spirit.

"Damn it, how can I change people's names like a horse spirit?" Ye Xiao blamed himself, but muttered to himself, "But Shi Zhengxiang doesn't smell like shit."

A hundred laps have passed. In these hundred laps, two important things happened on the track and field. The first was the abstention of the one who just finished second, and there were only four people left on the track and field. The other is a funny scene of the first three people, which is to accelerate for a while and then accelerate at a constant speed.

The reason why all this happened was caused by the horse spirit.

"Running at the end, it was still the unattracted boy. The LCD screen on his chest showed that he ran 90 laps. However, at this time, his physical strength was overdrawn, and his body was shaking. Looking closely, his face was pale and bloodless, like a zombie. Of course, unlike zombies, he is out of breath and sweat.

Watch him fall down at any time.

His physical strength is close to the limit.

Ye Xiao estimated that he would never run 125 laps.

"call", "call", "call"

Shi Shi is so tired that he is out of breath. Under the "disturbance" of the horse spirit, he has been accelerating and accelerating again, in order to get rid of the horse spirit and let him not bother himself. Unexpectedly, the horse spirit was like a ghost. He accelerated, and the horse spirit accelerated, as if chasing his little daughter-in-law, inseparable.

Later, our handsome comrade Shi Zhenxiang was exhausted. No matter how good the system was, he was not as good as the perverted Ma spirit and Ye Xiao. The system of martial arts practitioners was not blown out. Comrade Shi Zhenxiang changed his strategy. He slowed down, but Ma Spirit didn't seem to want to let him go. He slowed down and shouted in his ear.

Shit smells so good that I'm about to cry!

Is it easy for me to run? Why can't you get along with me like this? Who on earth did I provoke?

Shit is so fragrant. In the end, I wanted to scold the sky, but I finally resisted it. The handsome face was dark, her forehead was covered with black lines, and the corners of her mouth kept twitching.

The horse is very happy.

Who let you play arrogant with me? Who made you look so handsome? If I'm not angry, you don't deserve the nickname nerve.

Of course, the horse spirit is also measured. When they reach the starting point, there are a group of people who are out of breathless eliminations and light people. When the horse spirit goes there, he immediately shuts up, just like a little daughter-in-law seeing her parents-in-law.

As soon as that paragraph was over, Ma Spirit talked enthusiastically with Comrade Shi Zhenxiang. Of course, most of the time it was a drama of Ma Spirit alone.

"Shit is so fragrant little friend, our man's little brother is a normal standard of 15 centimeters. I don't know if you have reached it? There is also a way if you don't reach it. Now it seems that there is some male-root detoxification regenerator that can grow. Ma Ling said the nonsense that made Comrade Shi Zhenxiang crazy.