Chapter 201 Singing with bare Ass

Ye Xiao typed a line: "Why did you disappear for more than a year?"

Qingguo Qingcheng quickly replied, "Let's have sex."

Ye Xiao smiled bitterly. The country is still so direct. Can she have sex for a year?

"..."

"Don't believe it? If you don't believe it, just do." Qingguo Qingcheng replied. Kid, are you going to college now? Which school is it?

Ye Xiao smiled bitterly when he heard the words. If it hadn't been for his car accident, he might have really been squatting in college. If it hadn't been for a car accident, there would have been no problem for Ye Xiao to go to an undergraduate school. Ma's spirit was also a tragedy. His diarrhea only put him on the second special line.

"I didn't pass the exam. Now I'm living as a hooligan." Ye Xiao replied that he was no longer a beginner in playing QQ, and his typing speed was very fast.

"Falid you pass the exam? Didn't you swear that you could get into college when you were a sophomore in high school?

"The plan does not change quickly." Ye Xiao did not explain that it was because of the car accident.

"Is that so? It's also a kind of life. When you become the boss, don't forget my sister and me. Qingguo Qingcheng replied.

"You won't let me see you." Ye Xiao replied.

"Sister is afraid that you will fantasize about me every day after you see me." Qingguo Qingcheng has typed a line of words.

"Are you so beautiful?" Ye Xiao replied.

"That's natural. My sister is very beautiful." Qingguo Qingcheng replied.

Ye Xiao: "I want to see you."

Qingguo Qingcheng: "Do you want to date me?"

Ye Xiao: "There is this impulse."

Qingguo Qingcheng: "Okay, I'll wait for you, wait for you to come and meet me." With a lovely expression.

Ye Xiao: "Where are you? I'm coming."

The country is beautiful: "Southern Yunnan."

Ye Xiao stared at the screen with wide eyes, southern Yunnan? The country is actually in southern Yunnan? There is no user information set in the information of Qingguo Qingcheng. Besides, it may not be true that the address is set.

"Southern Yunnan is so big, where are you in southern Yunnan?"

Qingguo Qingcheng: "I won't tell you, I'll tell you when you become the boss."

Ye Xiao: "..."

Qingguo Qingcheng: "Well, my sister has downloaded it in advance. My sister is waiting for you to come."

After typing this message, her avatar darkened.

"The country is beautiful in southern Yunnan?" Ye Xiao shook his head: "I don't know if it's true or not."

Ma Shengli hasn't come back yet. Ye Xiao is bored and sleepless. He doesn't know why his spirit is excited, and Ye Xiao doesn't know why.

The smartphone of the Android operating system is really easy to use. The Meizu M9 deserves to be called the domestic machine king. Ye Xiao downloaded several games. The picture and fluency are very good, and it is very enjoyable.

It seems that I'm the only one sleeping tonight.

Ye Xiao played the game for a while, and his eyelids slowly couldn't support it. He turned off the light and went to sleep.

In a daze, Ye Xiao was awakened by a burst of footsteps and shouts.

"What's the mess if you don't sleep at night?" Ye Xiao cursed, "Don't mess up." Ye Xiao roared outside. Ye Xiao was woken up in a daze. He guessed that it was Ma Sheng and they came back.

"Ye Xiao's voice? Is Ye Xiao back? Ye Xiao's side was kicked away and suddenly rushed into three people. The horse was quick. As soon as he entered the door, he turned on the light in the room.

"Damn it." The light bulb was very bright, which made the confused Ye Xiao sleepy. Don't let me have a good sleep, will you?"

"Why do you look like this?" When Ye Xiao jumped up from ** and was about to scold the three bold ghosts who disturbed people's sleep, she was stunned by the styles of Ma Spirit, Shi Zhengxiang and Han Yang.

The clothes of the three people are covered with mud, and their hair and face are the same, only on their eyes. If it hadn't been according to the outline of their faces, Ye Xiao really couldn't recognize these three people. They looked no different from the Terracotta Warriors and Horses.

"Where's your boy?" The horse asked fiercely.

"You haven't answered my question yet? What's wrong with you? Did you fall into the mud while walking? Ye Xiao was surprised.

"You say it first." The horse spirit.

"Did I ask first? You say it first." Ye Xiao refused.

"Brothers, who do you say first?" The horse greeted the two people behind him.

"Ye Xiao said it first." Shi Zhengxiang and Han Yang spoke with one voice.

"..."

Ye Xiao was speechless for a while and left for ten days. Shi Zhengxiang and Han Yang followed Ma's spirit.

Ye Xiao shook his head resolutely: "What can you do to me? Do you think you can beat me? Ye Xiao was proud, and the horse spirit was strong, but once Ye Xiao pestered his hand, the horse spirit would still be cleaned up. As for Shi Zhengxiang and Han Yang, he could do it with one hand.

"Your bed is very clean." Ma spirit said with a smile.

Ye Xiao felt a rustling in his heart, and a bad feeling surged into his heart, "What do you want?"

"If you don't tell me where you've been these days, we don't mind if your quilt is stained with mud." Ma Spirit looked at the two people behind him: "Don't you think so?"

"Yes, you say it first."

"Ye Xiao, let's talk about it first." Even Han Yang, who doesn't like to talk very much, said.

Ye Xiao looked at the clothes of the three people ticking down the mud water on the ground and had to give in. The three of them ran to him to roll a few times, so where did he sleep tonight?

Ye Xiao had to explain it to them. Of course, Ye Xiao was not embarrassed to explain that he disappeared because of "whoring". The drug lord conference and so on are related to shallow language, and Ye Xiao did not intend to explain. As for Mu Qingyan, the poison king of southern Yunnan, Ye Xiao will not say it. It's not that he doesn't trust the three people, but Ye Xiao can see that Mu Qingyan doesn't like to be disturbed by the secular world. The natural barrier in the small valley where she lives. If she says this matter, maybe Mu Qingyan will be disturbed.

Mu Qingyan gave Ye Xiao the book Acupoint Essence, and Ye Xiao was very grateful.

So Ye Xiao made up a lie. Although it was a little unreliable, under Ye Xiao's extremely "honest" eyes, the three of them still believed it.

"Can you tell me why you look like this?" Ye Xiao asked.

"Oh, stop it. We are tortured these days." Ma Shengling said, pulling over the chair in Ye Xiao's room and was about to sit down.

"Hey, if you sit down, I won't finish with you." Ye Xiao kicked the horse's spirit aside: "Go and wash it quickly. Let's continue to talk." Ye Xiao issued an eviction order.

I can't help it. The three of them are too dirty.

A lot of mud water has been dripping on the ground, and it takes a meal to clean it up.

The three of them were not very happy, but looking at Ye Xiao's eyes that were about to eat people, they could only go to the yard to take a shower.

In half an hour, the three of them washed it, and Ye Xiao also dragged the sewage in the room clean.

"What's going on?" Ye Xiao asked.

"Don't mention it, this is not a fucking human life." The horse's spirit was bitter, and he wanted to cry without tears.

Shi Zhengxiang and Han Yang also looked helpless.

"What's the matter?" Ye Xiao couldn't help but wonder.

"Training, training kills people!" The horse looked up to the sky and sighed: "I finally know why Qiu's skill is so awesome. Dare to practice it like this."

"I really envy you. I have escaped for ten days. If I were you, I would never come back in my life." The horse's spirit is extremely depressed.

"Is that what Uncle Qing said about the training on the verge of death?" Ye Xiao vaguely remembered what Qinghou General said at the beginning, the training to the sky and the training on the verge of death.

The three nodded with a wry smile.

"Do you know what we trained the day after you disappeared?" Ma asked in spirit.

"How do I know?" Ye Xiao shrugged his shoulders.

"It's a long run." The horse spirit.

"Is it a weight-bearing long-distance run again?"

Ma Ling shook his head: "Don't bear the weight." Ye Xiao was surprised, "Long-distance running is your strength, aren't you afraid of long-distance running? How many meters is the journey?"

"There is no distance." Shi Zhengxiang interrupted.

"What does it mean to have no distance?" Ye Xiao was puzzled.

"I just want you to keep running until you faint." Ma spirit lamented, "Damn, that was the first time I ran and fainted."

"All the way to fainting?" Ye Xiao swallowed with difficulty.

"Not bad." The three nodded at the same time.

"You should run slowly so that even if you run for a few hours, you won't feel dizzy." Ye Xiao suggested.

Ma Ling rolled his eyes and rolled his eyes: "Who didn't expect this, but there are restrictions. The instructor follows the car at a constant speed. As long as he is overtaken by the car, he will face more serious punishment."

"What punishment?"

"Sit in military posture until you stand dizzy." Han Yang smiled bitterly.

Ye Xiao understood that once it is slower than the instructor's car, then you don't have to run, but change to a standing posture, unlimited time until you faint.

Anyway, I'm going to faint.

"Are you dizzy, too?" Ye Xiao looked at the three people with a smile.

"I'm dizzy."

"I'm dizzy, too."

Shi Zhengxiang and Han Yangdao.

"What about you?" Ye Xiao looked at the spirit of the horse. He had good endurance and had to faint for more than five hours.

"I pretended to faint once when I ran. Unfortunately, I couldn't figure out when I was found by the military doctor waiting beside me. How did the military doctor know that I was dizzy? The horse spirit is helpless. The military doctor told the instructor about my fake fainting. The instructor was so angry that he punished me to stand in a military posture after 500 push-ups.

"I really can't stand the military posture, and I deliberately fainted." Ma said sadly, "But the military doctor found out that I was dizzy again, and she told the instructor again."

"Did the instructor punish you again?" Ye Xiao said with a smile.

He told me that rotten wood can't be carved. I already had a grudge against him, but he dared to say that about me. At that time, I said that the wall of dung was unsculpable. He was angry and wanted to fight with me. I said who was afraid of me, so I had a fight with him.

"Lost?" Ye Xiao knew the character of Ma's spirit. If he had won, he would have boasted that he would be in the sky long ago, and he would still look like a withered look?

"I lost."

"How long have you been playing?"

"A few minutes."

"You lost in a few minutes?" Ye Xiao was shocked, and Ma's spiritual skills were not inferior to him at all.

"Yes." Ma Lingzhi said, "The instructors of this team are all perverted masters, and even the beautiful teachers who teach foreign languages are masters."

Ye Xiao was shocked again: "Teaching foreign languages?"

"Yes, we need to learn several languages. English, Japanese, French, German..."

Ye Xiao took a cold breath.

"Are we an international force?" Ye Xiao guessed, "Otherwise, what do you have to learn so many languages?"

"It's very likely."

"Well, it's my turn to wrestle today and train in the muddy paddy fields." Ma spirit sighed, "I have been training until now."

"Have you had lunch yet?"

The three shook their heads, "I ate some bread."

The instructor asked us to "kill each other" and wait until we can only stand up one person to complete today's task. Ma was depressed, so he didn't come back until now.

"Are you the last one to stand?" Ye Xiao believes in the strength of Ma's spirit.

Ma Ling shook his head: "It's not me, it's Changcheng."

"Didn't you beat him?"

"It's all because of the dead fat man in the field. He insisted that he let me have a trick with him. I wipe it. The dead fat man's quality is big, his inertia is great, and his kung fu is good. I took a lot of effort to turn him over. At that time, I didn't have any strength, and I met Changcheng again, so I was defeated by him. If it weren't for the dead fat man, I wouldn't know who would win. What about it?" Ma spirit said that the fat field looked angry.

"Hey..." The horse's spirit looked up to the sky and sighed.

"Okay, go to bed quickly. Maybe you will face more difficult training tomorrow." Shi Zhengxiang said.

The four returned to their rooms, and Ye Xiao also went back and lay in **, recalling the story of the horse spirit. Ye Xiao felt more and more that this army was not simple. A new generation! A new generation!

The army is called "the new generation!"

"A new generation." What exactly does it mean!

Ye Xiao didn't open his eyes until nine o'clock the next morning. After stretching comfortably and washing, the three of them got up one after another.

"Bear by the way, I've been missing for ten days. What did Uncle Qing say?" Ye Xiao asked. Uncle Qing is the father of Xiaowu, and he is also the one who let him escape the disaster of the Fang family. Ye Xiao is very grateful.

"Uncle Qing said that he was such a big man. Will he still get lost? He will come back when it's time to come back." Ma's spirit spoke the original words of the general.

"That's it." Ye Xiao hesitated.

"That's what I said." Both Shi Zhengxiang and Han Yang nodded. Uncle Qing is very calm."

On the way to have breakfast, Ye Xiao met the fat field, and Ye Xiao's chin almost fell to the ground.

"Are you a fat man?" Ye Xiao looked at the thin man in front of him.

"Fight, I'm not a fat man." The fat man's eyes turned white. Where have you been these days, boy?

"I'm going to pick up girls." Ye Xiao said with a smile.

"I don't believe it. Your style doesn't look like picking up girls." The fat man didn't believe it.

"I can't help it if you don't believe it." Ye Xiao looked at the fat man with a smile: "But you have lost weight very fast these days. You have lost so much weight."

"However, it's still fat." Ye Xiao told the truth, although the fat man lost a lot of weight, he was still the fattest among the people of their 90s. Yao Jianfei, who is with Changcheng and them, is not fat.

"I don't know how much this damn training has trained my meat." The fat man complained.

"Eat more later." Ye Xiao quickly "consoled" repeatedly. The breakfast is still rice noodles, which tastes good. After breakfast, Ye Xiao and the others returned to their respective courtyards. Except for Ye Xiao, everyone else was trained enough to just lie softly.

The whistle hasn't sounded yet.

Ye Xiao's courtyard courtyard was in the middle of the street. As long as the whistle sounded, they immediately rushed out. Whether it was blowing on the street or at the end of the street, they were not worried that they could not run in a minute.

According to Ma Ling, the instructors here are strange. Sometimes they let you spend a day and train at night, sometimes during the day and night, and sometimes during the day.

It was not until an hour after lunch that the crisp whistle was remembered outside.

Ye Xiao was lying in **, and a carp stood up, wearing clothes and shoes. Then run out quickly. The army distributed specially trained camouflage clothes. Ye Xiao tried them on for the first time, which fit very well.

Ye Xiao and the four rushed out of the courtyard and heard the whistle coming from the street.

"This instructor is a whole-person expert." The four people couldn't help but think that the street is about 500 meters long. They must arrive within a minute after hearing the whistle. Even if the person who lives at the end of the street maintains a 100-meter sprint position at any time, he will run 500 meters in a minute. Moreover, in general, they have to wear shoes and clothes.

However, for Ye Xiao and the people who live in the middle of the street, 250 meters is much easier, and the four of them are not late.

Ye Xiao doubted that the reason why they were assigned to the middle of the street was that Uncle Qing took advantage of the four of them for the sake of Sister Xiaowu.

The instructor is a 40-year-old birthday star, wearing a camouflage suit with a fascinating smile on his face.

"What is this instructor training?" Ye Xiao whispered the horse spirit beside him.

"I don't know. See you for the first time." The horse replied in spirit. It seems to be a new project.

Whether those who live at the end of the street use their strength to eat milk or touch milk, they are still late in the end.

There are seven people who are late.

"The seven of you should know the rules, right?" The birthday star smiled.

The seven people nodded obediently.

If you are late, there will be punishment.

In the ten days when Ye Xiao was not there, many people were punished for being late. The instructors seem to like people very much. There are very few people like Ximenqing who stand in the middle of the street and whistle.

Either on the street or at the end of the street, it makes me very resentful.

"How do you say you want to punish them?" The birthday star looked at the twenty-nine people who were not late. How do you punish me?

"Do push-ups."

"Singing naked."

"Why don't we let them take off their clothes and jump 500 meters?"

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Everyone has been familiar with it for more than ten days. Since the birthday star head instructor has asked how to punish, the group did not be late.

"I think it's better for them to masturbate in public." The fat man Tian Ye suddenly suggested.

"Good."

"Yes."

"Fighting in public."

As soon as the fat man's suggestion was said, almost all of them agreed. The seven people who were late looked at the fat man with black lines on their faces and couldn't wait to peel the fat man's skin and bone.

"Are you too hurt?" The birthday star laughed loudly. If I punish them like this, they will hate me to death.

"Well, just sing a song naked as they suggested at the same beginning." The birthday star's head.

The seven people who are late can only agree obediently. The instructors here are all perverted masters, and no one is not good at it. Although they have never seen this birthday instructor, they also know that if the seven of them resist, the birthday instructor can deal with them in two minutes.

The seven people took off their trousers with a bitter face. One of them started and sang a song "I hate you". The seven people looked at the Shou Xingtou instructor with resentful eyes.

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ps: 5,000-word chapter, this is the only chapter today