Chapter 742 Yellow paragraph

Oslov Grand Hotel. Room 3674.

An extremely tall woman was wearing a tight miniskirt with exposed legs, wrapping the two upturned buttocks tightly together. The upper body is a sleeveless tight T-shirt, slender legs, beautiful arms, exquisite face, and a charming atmosphere all over the body.

Qing Wuyang stood in front of the mirror and turned around. He felt a little dissatisfied. He thought of some secret words about the boudoir he had said to the goblins before, so he found a pair of black stockings with buds, put them on the beautiful long legs, and put on high heels again.

Light makeup, beautiful face, tall figure, black stockings miniskirt.

He turned around with satisfaction, and finally showed a proud look on his face. The room is air-conditioned, so even if you wear so little, you can't feel cold if you dance lightly.

I sat on the sofa with my mouth pout and tilted my head for a while. Looking at the time, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening. Qing Wuyang took out a delicate and small mobile phone. Qingwuyang and Goblin are worthy of being best friends. They don't like to use smart phones, but use exquisite and compact mobile phones.

After meditating for a while, he gently danced and said, "Ye Xiao, I can't sleep."

In room 3675, the bitter Ye Xiao was about to fall asleep, but was awakened by his mobile phone. Seeing the light text message, she couldn't laugh or cry. When the big witch couldn't sleep, she bombed him by text messages and jumped over the wall to harass him.

"Sister Xiaowu, I'm going to bed." Ye Xiao replied with such a sentence.

"No, I can't sleep. Chat with me." The light dance in the next room quickly replied.

"Sister Wu, you can count the sheep!" Ye Xiao replied with such a sentence. He was so sleepy that he was so sleepy. If he continued to turn on the computer, God knew when the light dance witch would bomb the text message. Just as he was about to prepare to turn off the phone, he didn't expect that Qing Wuyang's reply to the text message was extremely efficient. Another text message bombarded me.

"Ye Xiao, I'm at your door now. Come and open the door."

Ye Xiao had a headache and replied speechlessly, "Sister Xiaowu, why are you still here so late?"

"I can't sleep, I'm chatting with you." Qing Wuyang said it in a high-sounding.

"I'm going to bed, Xiaowu, you'd better go back to sleep." Ye Xiao didn't want to open the door to the big witch.

"Ye Xiao, what impact did you think I would have on you if I cried at your door?" Qing Wuyang replied, "Uncle Qian, what will they think of you?"

Ye Xiao really wants to jump and curse.

He put on his trousers and opened the door for the light dance.

The moment the door opened, Ye Xiao was stunned and secretly swallowed a mouthful of water. Which one did the woman play?

Not long ago, when I lived under the same roof with Qingwuyang in Guangchi Lake Community, this woman was **, but that kind of ** was only limited to wandering around with smooth jade-like calves and beautiful figure.

Today's black silk stockings miniskirt surprised Ye Xiao.

Obviously, he knows that he is a black silk miniskirt lover, and he still dresses so beautifully to ** himself. Isn't he deliberately causing himself to commit a crime?

Every man likes women who can dress up. Women are born beautiful, and men always like to wear makeup, such as Ye Xiao. However, Ye Xiao likes light makeup, so Ye Xiao's daughters-in-law, goblins, Su still, quiet, and shallow words are all wearing light makeup.

Today's light dance put on light makeup, and Ye Xiao couldn't stand it.

Especially those slender legs, which made Ye Xiao's eyes dazzled.

"Sister Wu, I'm very sleepy." In order to avoid doing something worse than beasts, Ye Xiao simply lit a cigarette and distracted his attention. He was not to dance the beautiful legs of the witch**.

"I can't sleep. I want to talk to you." The dance continued to swing his calves in high-heeled sandals. The feet are pink and shiny, and each toe is like a young bamboo shoot, delicate and charming, which makes people panic.

"Okay, what are we talking about?" Ye Xiao spread out his hands speechlessly.

"You can find a topic first." Qing Wuyang smiled with a ladylike smile, which surprised Ye Xiao a little.

"Topic?" Ye Xiao had a headache. She was most afraid of chatting with women. Of course, when she didn't get a woman, she liked to chat with women most.

The biggest difference between women and men is not that men have roots and loopholes in women. This is a physical difference. In terms of psychology and emotion, women are emotional animals, while men are rational animals. Take chat as an example. The chat between men follows logic. For example, when talking about a topic, men always have to wait until the topic is over before they find another topic to continue. Women are different. Women chat with their feelings. Sometimes a topic is not finished. Once she comes up with a topic of interest, she will take it in, so chatting with women is often made into a mess.

Ye Xiao was about to find a topic. He gently danced and turned his eyes and suddenly said, "Ye Xiao, if not, let's talk about some yellow jokes."

Ye Xiao's eyes turned white, curled his lips and said, "Whatever."

"Okay, I'll talk about it first." Qing Wuyang tilted his head and meditated for a while and said, "There is an IT Meimei working in an IT enterprise!" One morning, the weather was very good. Our IT Meimei was absorbed in her work, and the skirt was caught in the drawer without being noticed. When she stood up, her skirt was torn with a hiss. Colleagues all heard the prestige, and IT Meimei quickly picked up an IT magazine around her to cover her lower body. Unexpectedly, the colleagues burst out laughing. The cover of the original magazine said "super-large capacity, which can accommodate hundreds of users at the same time", and IT Meimei picked up another magazine. Colleagues laughed at her again. The cover of the magazine was "Beware of the virus". IT is so beautiful that it is almost dizzy. When she picked up the third magazine, she fainted. The third magazine is a hardware magazine with "plug and play" written on the cover.

"Haha, is it funny?" He danced and said with a smile.

But seeing that Ye Xiao was indifferent, he curled his lips and said unhappily, "Isn't it funny?"

"Cough...hahaha..." Seeing that Qingwuyang's face turned cold, in order to avoid Qingwuyang's temper, Ye Xiao had to smile symbolically.

However, the light dance looked unhappy, stared at Ye Xiao fiercely, and continued, "I'll say one more thing. If you don't laugh at this joke, don't blame me for being angry."

"Sister Xiaowu, I must laugh." Ye Xiao showed her white teeth and said stupidly, but she was slanderous in her heart. She didn't laugh at all. It would be strange if she could laugh.

"My sister and brother went to school. When they were in the car, they saw two dogs making friends. Match. The younger brother asked his sister what he was doing. "I'm fighting." My sister hurriedly perfunctorily perfunctory. At this time, my sister found that two little hooligans were always looking at her, and their eyes were still sweeping around her. What are you looking at? Do you want to fight?" My sister said loudly. After Qingwuyang finished speaking, he looked at Ye Xiao, who was trying to squeeze out a smile on his face. He couldn't help but have a fire hat. After snorting coldly, he continued to say, "One day, with a new laptop to work, a beautiful colleague came to appreciate the machine. After watching the machine and the computer bag, I suddenly said the second strongest joke in history: "Your bag. The skin is so soft!" Why is it the second strongest? Because I was shocked and stunned, she said the strongest joke in history: "Let me open it and have a look." Immediately spit out a few liters of blood, and the personnel are invince.

"Hahahahaha..." Ye Xiao laughed.

"You are deliberately perfunctory." She danced lightly and said viciously, because she found that the bastard's smile was too bad. Even if she acted, she had to act a little like it, okay?

"It's up to you!!!!" The light dance showed signs of anger again.

Ye Xiao relaxed and said, "An adult man came to a hotel. He saw that there were many beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss why there were so many beautiful cars. The boss told him that I had a five-year-old son. He did three things. If you can follow him, you can choose a car here. Drive away. If you can't, leave your car behind. Many people can't do it. Therefore, he thought that a five-year-old child can do it, but he can't do it, so he has a try. The boss took him to a room, in which there was a beautiful ** beauty. The child kissed her, and he followed her. Then the child went to touch the beauty's whole body, and he also did it. The third thing, the child took out his little brother and bent it three times..."

"Giggle..." The light dance smiled and trembled, and it didn't match the lady's mouth-like smile. She smiled without scruples. Ye Xiaodan was in pain. The T-shirt he wore was originally a close-fitting V-neck T-shirt, and the two round meat hanging on his chest was not too heavy. With a smile, the two balls of meat swayed left and right, looking at Ye. Xiao was dazzled for a while.

"Ye Xiao, if you are the adult man, can you bend three times?" He danced softly and smiled.

"What do you think?" Ye Xiao said with white eyes.

"Okay, keep talking. I didn't expect you to be funny." The two balls of meat on his chest finally stopped shaking.

"I'm going to marry my girlfriend who has been with me for a year. There is no doubt that I'm happy. The only thing that bothers me now is my future sister-in-law, a 20-year-old beautiful MM. She likes to wear a tight low-cut T-Shirt and a miniskirt. She often bends down in front of me intentionally or unintentionally, and what's more, she never does this in front of other men. To say that she didn't come to me, Xiang Mao. Lord. Xi promised that I was lying. Until that day, my future sister-in-law called me and asked me to see the preparation of the invitation. When I arrived, she was the only one in her family. She greeted me with her endless resentment: the person I love is married, and the bride is not me. The only thing I want to do now is to give me to you before you get married. She said to me on the stairs, "I'll wait for you in the bedroom. If you decide, come upstairs to me." When she reached the end of the stairs and slipped down with her pajamas, what she saw was the expectation in her eyes. I stood for a minute and then did the only thing I could do at that time: open the door and walk to my car. Outside the door, my future father-in-law burst into tears and gave me a vicious hug: goodboy, you have passed our family's test, welcome you to join our big family.

This story tells us how important it is to put the condom in your own car!"

Before Ye Xiao finished speaking, he saw a light dance and rushing into Ye Xiao's arms with a fragrance: "If you don't want my first time, I'm still in love. Female."