Chapter 4 The beginning of trouble

Qi is the national surname of the Great Jin Dynasty, just like Dongfang is the national surname of the State of Wei and Fu is the national surname of the State of Chu. I don't know how many of these three surnames in the world, so when I first heard this name, Fu Youran just felt familiar and didn't think much about it.

Qi Yibei saw that his name in the newspaper did not receive the effect of breaking the stone, and his heart was a little unbalanced. Thinking of the current situation, he buried his face on his knees in frustration. After a long time, he did not see any movement around him. He raised his head and saw Fu Youran jumping over with his body jumping over I had a lot of fun.

Qi Yibei was angry and said, "Do you still have time to play?"

Fu Youran stopped and clamped his legs tightly, and his eyes spewed out rage, "Play? It's you NND who want to go to the toilet!"

"Then go quickly. What are you dancing?"

If it hadn't been for the sake of his own skin, Fu Youran almost wanted to rush up and kill him again, "How can I go! I..."

Fu Youran swore that since she was a child, she never blushed more than ten times, but this does not mean that she is thick-skinned and has no sense of shame. Although no one wants such a thing to happen, at least she is an unmarried big girl from Yunying. How can you let her carry a man's thing to

Qi Yibei finally understood the key and smiled helplessly, "Otherwise, if you close your eyes and don't look, I'll help 'you' solve it."

"No way!" Fu Youran refused without thinking about it, "Do you want to touch such a disgusting thing with my delicate jade hand? You dream!"

"Slim jade hand?" Qi Yibei raised his hand high in front of him, his fingers were slender and slender, and his nails were quite rosy and shiny, but there were many cocoons in his palms. A girl didn't know how to take good care of it. Qi Yibei finished the "jade hand" and looked up after the appreciation. Fu Youran was "wearing On the tree, Qi Yibei walked over and said doubtfully, "What are you doing?"

Fu Youran's face turned blue, "I can hold it for a while with a tree trunk."

Qi Yibei's nose was almost out of breath, and he pulled Fu Youran off, "You... go and get rid of your hand. I can't finish it with you!"

Fu Youran clamped his legs in pain and was still holding them hard, "I'm not going!"

Qi Yibei nodded angrily, "Okay, if you don't go, I'm going to take off my clothes here!"

Fu Youran was about to say that it's none of my business to take off your clothes. It suddenly occurred to him that it was wrong. Didn't he take off his clothes... Seeing Qi Yibei put his "slim jade hand" around his waist and began to undress, Fu Youran quickly shouted, "Shut up!"

After saying that, there was no need for Qi Yibei to threaten again. He ran into the woods quickly. He really couldn't hold back.

Qi Yibei smiled with satisfaction and said loudly, "That's right. Be obedient, or you will bear the consequences."

There were a few low curses in the woods. Qi Yibei suddenly wanted to see what kind of scene it was, but he felt that peeking at his little solution seemed to be quite a perverted thing, so he did it.

After a long time, when Qi Yibei was waiting impatiently, Fu Youran finally walked out of the forest, but... the hem of his clothes and the corners of his trousers were stained with unknown**...

Qi Yibei roared, "You... you actually peed my pants!"

Fu Youran also suffocated his stomach of fire, gritted his teeth and said, "I warn you, next time your thing shakes again, I will chop it up!"

"You just need to hold it!"

"You..." Fu Youran trembled with anger, "Qi Yibei! Let me tell you, if you don't come up with a way to change it quickly, don't blame me for being cruel to make you an eunuch!"

What is the situation of an adult man pointing to the girl opposite and shouting, "I want you to be a eunuch"? It should be quite weird, right?

Qi Yibei didn't show any weakness and wanted to shout back. He was wearing her body, and the two had the same bargaining chips. Who is afraid of whom? But as soon as he opened his mouth, he found that he didn't seem to have asked her name. You know, the momentum of scolding people without a name would be much worse, so Qi Yibei decided to adopt the Huairou policy first and ask her name first.

Qi Yibei breathed his breath, "We have thought about the ways we can think of it. Do you think this problem will appear in the time? Don't they all say that the right time, place and people are right?

Fu Youran nodded, "It makes sense, so... will you try again tomorrow?" She was sure that the problem was in that shocking collision, but she couldn't find out where the key was. Now, she can only be a living doctor. Let's wait until the same time tomorrow to try again.

After the appointment, both of them were silent at the same time. It was getting dark. The two of them still stayed where they were. It was not that they didn't want to leave, but that they had not adapted to their new gender. Qi Yibei took the lead in breaking the silence, "I don't know what your name is yet." After asking, he got goose bumps and asked himself: What's your name? I believe not everyone can accept it.

"Fu Youran."

Qi Yibei was surprised. He thought that all female mountain thieves should have a fierce name, such as Sun Erniang's mother Yecha.

"Plow the chrysanthemums under the east, you can see the south mountain leisurely. The person who named you must want you to be free and easy and leisurely for a lifetime.

Fu Youran smiled and said, "After all, I have read a book."

Qi Yibei suddenly remembered something, "Since you let me go, why did you catch up again?" If Fu Youran doesn't catch up, how can the two of them catch up with such a stupid thing!

Fu Youran stretched out his waist, "I'm here to tell you that the meat ticket's food cottage only takes three days, the expired water and food is stopped, and the meat ticket's life and death are up to fate."

Qi Yibei said angrily, "I'm like such a dishonest person who doesn't care about the lives of others? Is it worth a trip? If you don't come, how can we make it look like this?

"How did I know it would be like this?" Fu Youran shrugged his shoulders, "As a bitter master, of course, you have to know the rights and obligations of the meat ticket." The copycat is the right to manage the food of the meat ticket, and the suspension of food is the obligation of the meat ticket to show the bitter owner.

Qi Yibei looked at Fu Youran and suddenly had a sixth feeling of being a "woman", "You... Why do I think... you are not in a hurry at all?"

"Ah?" Fu Youran touched his face, "Can you see it?"

"You..." Qi changed to the north in a hurry.

Fu Youran grinned, "I just thought, what if I can't get it back? In fact, we have to think about it.

Qi Yibei's mouth slowly turned into an "O" type, "What are you talking about?" Doesn't this woman... want to occupy her body all the time?

Fu Youran laughed dryly twice and did not answer. The world was impermanent. Who would have thought that she would suddenly become a man? In fact, she will still be sad, but men also have the benefits of men. Especially as the big village owner of the thief's house, a man is much more convenient than a woman, and there is no need for his brothers to worry that they can't marry out as an old girl, and marry into a wife. With this appearance, it is not difficult to cheat a Thinking about it, the future is simply bright.

Maybe women are really intuitive. The current "woman" Qi Yibei actually guessed Fu Youran's psychological activities. He grabbed Fu Youran in horror, "Don't think about it! I don't want to be a woman all my life!"

Fu Youran smiled leisurely, "Okay, then change it back." Hey hey, she doesn't believe that Qi Yibei has a way.

Qi Yibei wanted to cry without tears, and suddenly an inspiration appeared in his mind, "Yes!"

Fu Youran was shocked. Qi Yibei was overjoyed and said, "There is a person, there must be a way."

"Who is it?"

"The national teacher of the current dynasty."

To say that the national teacher of the Great Jin Dynasty is not an ordinary person. Although the weather has been smooth over the years, the country is prosperous and the people are safe, and there is no need for him to show any magic power, but it is enough to say that after two dynasties and his face is not old is enough to make female compatri After that, I don't know which brothel with high IQ and low morality opened the first. The girl with red-eyed disease pretended to be a small hare in the Western Regions to receive guests, and then the brothel in various places followed suit. Even if they were not sick, their eyes had to be painted red, which created the folk buzzword of

It can be seen that although the national master has not shown a little power in front of the people, his influence has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Fu Youran rolled his eyes and said, "Yes, I've heard that the national master has a great power, but the two of us have no relatives with him. How can he help us? Besides, I don't even know how to find him."

Qi Yibei smiled confidently, "Don't worry, Qi'an can find him. As long as he comes, everything is not a problem."

Fu Youran was stunned for a moment and said in a daze, "Don't you really think about trying to be a woman? In fact, it's good to be a woman.

Looking at Qi Yibei's gradually turning blue face, Fu Youran quickly stopped, "Okay, change it back. I think you don't look well. Do you also need to solve it? Yes, go quickly. Don't suffothe my body."

In fact, it's really good to be a man, and there is no one here. You can easily kill people, and then go back to be her mountain king, but on the one hand, it's not easy to do with your own health, and on the other hand, our Fu Dazhai master is not a tough person. Besides, who knows if Let nature take its course.