Chapter 74 Peerless Double Pride

What? In fact, it's very simple. Lin Xiyue said that she had to study like Fu Youran and come back from the west. Fu Youran told her that the guards in the palace were not easy to deal with. She could only take the East Palace as her base. If she wanted to take care of the whole palace, she would go out and explore it first.

But how can the plan of robbing the house be easily revealed? Lin Xiyue waved her hand and said, "No comment."

Based on the idea that she wouldn't say again, Mo Weitian changed a question appropriately, "You just seemed to be..." He pointed to the bedroom, "What did you sing in it?"

Fu Youran and Lin Xiyue's eyes lit up at the same time and said with one voice, "Do you hear me? How's the song going?"

It's so stupid! But looking at the abnormal state of the two of them, Mo Weitian didn't dare to speak. Qi Yibei, who was beside him, replied leisurely for him, "He just eavesdropped and told me that he had never heard such a good voice and drama."

"Really!" Fu Youran and Lin Xiyue looked at each other, and their eyes flashed with unconcealed excitement.

"Xiyue!"

"Easy!"

The hands of the two of them clenched together tightly, "We finally have fans!"

After listening to Mo Weitian, a drop of cold sweat flowed from his forehead, but he did not dare to sweep the interest of the two mountain kings, and then smiled twice.

Fu Youran said happily, "Our 'Peerless Twins' can finally come back to the world!"

Lin Xiyue was also ecstatic.

I recall that three years ago, the popular opera style introduced from the State of Wei, where the cultural cause was at its peak, finally blew into the small Anyang County. Fu Youran and Lin Xiyue formed a two-person women's group "Peerless Double Pride" under the blind confidence of nowhere. The true color is their signature, original, and their pride. After three months of rehearsal, their first play "Long East and West" finally came out, and held a small-scale tour - they auditioned in Shenfengzhai and Lin Tingzhai respectively.

After the audition, the audience responded enthusiastically. The excited two decided to add ten performances and charge a signative admission fee - one penny per ticket.

Added the first night. The job vacancy of Shenfengzhai who went out to patrol the mountain has been fired to two penny/place. The thieves still robbed their heads. The thieves who were absent for normal reasons did not hesitate to hurt themselves. Some of them had a headache, some of their buttocks, and some did not hesitate to take the risk of eating Just to... not attend the concert of the two kings.

Fu Youran and Lin Xiyue were not angry with these tasteless thieves. The next day, they turned to Lin Tingzhai and received the strong support of the owner of Lin Dazhai. Unexpectedly, on the night of the performance, Lin Tingzhai had diarrhea up and down, resulting in the overload operation of the toilet in Tingzhong Transform your career to help plants grow, and for a while, the strong taste spread all over the mountain. It won't be over for months. Of course, this is the last word. There is another afterword, it is said that on the night of the concert. The owner of Lin Dazhai once secretly gave the cook a bag of unusable powder with "leaking" written on it...

When the concert failed, Fu Youran and Lin Xiyue were sad and carried out an anonymous voting survey within the scope of the two villages. There are a total of 62 thieves in the two thieves. There are a total of 56 valid votes except for too many circles and too many typos.

More than 80% of the thieves reflected that the content of "Long East and West" is too profound. Although it follows the current popular post-modernist style, the shaping of the characters is too pompous, especially the scene where Fu Youran keeps YY against a donkey. The disappointing donkey actually pooped on the stage, although Fu Youran had been standing in front of the pile of shit to cover up. However, the smell made the front row audience cover their noses one after another. In addition, Fu Youran accidentally stepped on his foot when he left the field and then threatened the audience not to laugh, which still made the atmosphere at the scene very embarrassing. Everyone thought that it was the donkey, not the people, who should be punished. In addition, Lin Xiyue plays a village girl who wants to avenge her family. She actually wants to buy a killer with two eggs, which is even more inconceivable and seriously divorced from reality.

More than half of the remaining 20% of the thieves felt that the actors could not speak clearly, suspected that they were imitating a famous actor at that time, and the costumes and props were very simple, and there was no tea supply at the performance.

Only 5% of the last people know the goods. I feel that the emotions in "Long East and West" are sincere and touching, and the nature of contradictions and selfishness in human nature is vividly portrayed. However, the performance skills of the two actors need to be strengthened, and it is best not to be out of tune and can't remember the lines on

After receiving many opinions, from creation to performance, Fu Youran and Lin Xiyue also worked hard and performed many times, but the audience did not know the goods. The two were forced to announce their solo flight. At the farewell concert, the two cried many thieves with solid sensational skills. The scene was once chaotic, and Fu Lin was excited. They made a proud declaration that "as long as there are still people listening to us, we will continue to sing", but obviously they did not expect the consequences of this sentence. Just after they finished speaking, the thieves present were suddenly silent, and then they scrambled to squeeze out of the performance scene for fear of slowing down and being caught back as fans.

Although the thieves didn't buy it, Fu Youran and Lin Xiyue firmly remembered their declarations and never gave up their creation. Until today, they performed a scene from the old jokes created a year ago in the bedroom.

The whole story is like this. The two of them looked back with great emotion. Mo Weitian only felt a chill from the soles of her feet, and then went up to the limbs. For nothing else, Fu Youran just promised to take time to show them, the only fan, all the works since the establishment of the group, and this "only" fan Unfortunately, it's him.

After taking a look at Qi Yibei, Qi Yibei immediately looked at each other with warning.

"Dare to pull me into the water and think about the consequences first!" This is what Mo Weitian read in his eyes.

Qi Yibei... Er, I sympathize with Mo Weitian's experience. These two are absolutely arrogant and absolutely acceptable. Thinking of this, Qi Yibei is also a little afraid. If he hadn't just seen the wrong sign and thrown Mo Weitian out, I'm afraid that even he would have suffered now.

Just as Qi Yibei was secretly glad, the corners of his eyes aimed at the peerless Shuangbiao... Cough! Double pride! It is moving out of the yard.

"Where are you going?" It's not fun for thunder to tickle the ground fire, but it's better to watch it closely.

Fu Youran didn't look back and said, "I took Xiyue to other places in the East Palace. Don't worry, don't go far."

Don't worry? She didn't say it was okay. She said this coldly, but Qi Yibei was even more worried. After a little meditation, he pulled Mo Weitian out, but there were no two people.

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"Where are we going?" Lin Xi

's excitement, "Go and step on the plate now?"

"Of course not." Fu Youran explained as he was on his way, "I can't step on it now. I'll go to congratulate the lady behind me tomorrow. You follow me as a maid of honor. You can act while I hold them all off."

Lin Xiyue was greatly admired, nodded repeatedly, and then asked, "So what are we going to do now?"

"Now?" Fu Youran laughed treacherously, "Now I'll take you to the exercise first. There is a place that I want to go for a long time."

This place, which has been long-awaited by Fu Youran, is not elsewhere, but the big household in the East Palace, Ning Xuexuan, the residence of Xue Xuanning, who has always been rich.

"It looks very ordinary." Looking at Ning Xuexuan not far away, Lin Xiyue looked at it and commented, "Who lives in it?"

"One of Lao Qi's concubines."

"Concubine?" Lin Xiyue couldn't help laughing and saying, "People say that a wife is not as good as a concubine. How about it? You are so angry with your concubine, aren't you?

"She dares to!" Fu Youran dug his ears and said, "You don't know, she fought fiercely with another concubine and killed someone. Can such a snake and scorpion woman Lao Qi still have it? Two abandoned women, I'm too lazy to pay attention to them.

Lin Xiyue said sympathetically, "They have become abandoned women in less than two months after they got married? What a pity."

"Poor?" Fu Youran smiled and said, "That's their own fault, and it's even more pitiful."

"Oh?"

In order to satisfy Lin Xiyue's curiosity. Fu Youran lay down in her ear and whispered, "The worst thing is that the two of them are still young, or a girl becomes an abandoned woman. Do you think it's miserable?"

"What?" Lin Xiyue didn't believe it, "How is this possible! The prince of the Jin Dynasty is addicted to wine and sex. How can he let go of a beautiful woman like Yan Peiruo? Or..." She said in a low voice, "Is Lao Qi really... can't he?"

"Fad you!" Fu Youran pushed Lin Xiyue, "He is very normal. I don't know how normal he is!"

"Ah!" Lin Xiyue screamed and grabbed Fu Youran's arm, "You, you, you, you, you..."

Fu Youran shook off his arm with disgust. If you are crazy, get out of here."

Lin Xiyue put her arms around Fu Youran's neck and dragged her into a rockery. She pointed to her nose and said, "To be honest! Did you lose your body!"

"Lost your big head!" Fu Youran opened Lin Xiyue's finger, patted her chest and said, "I'm pure and pure."

"Put P!" Lin Xiyue couldn't help spitting out a swear word, "Bing Qing Yujie, you are 'normal, I don't know how normal' is'? Hurry up and be honest, don't make unnecessary resistance!"

Fu Youran suddenly felt a little hot. He fanned with his hand, looked at Lin Xiyue's inquiring eyes, snickered and hooked his finger at her, "Actually, it's like this, that's like that, like this... understand?"

Lin Xiyue's mouth opened wide, but she couldn't hide her excitement in her expression, "Well, you dead girl, you actually killed the crown prince of the Jin Dynasty!"

"What a mutilation!" Fu Youran curled his lips and said, "It's all he who picks the ground and dares to lie to me!"

Lin Xiyue joked, "He picked the leader. Do you try your body and take the initiative to kiss?"

Fu Youran didn't answer with a straight face. But the corners of his mouth couldn't help rising.

"You have a good time with Lao Qi."

"This question is very serious. I have to think about it." Fu Youran sighed. I also want to go to the palace to find my brothers. If I stay in the palace, I'm afraid I will never see them again.

Lin Xiyue's heart was greatly reduced when she heard this, "Your brothers have all dispersed. How can I find them?"

Fu Youran straightened up the slightly messy clothes. "I'm going to ask Lao Qi to help me pay attention to it. How can they find anything good? It's about to go somewhere else to open a mountain again.

"Stay idle! What do you think about? Get rid of your burden. Why don't they break up and leave? Are you still waiting for you to go back and harm them? Lin Xiyue patted Fu Youran's head, "By the way. Lao Qi is good-looking, has a prominent family background, and it is just right for you, but," she touched her chin and thought for a long time, "Don't you want to be a king?"

Fu Youran took a deep breath, reorganized his spirit, and made a grimace and said, "If the object is King Huai, I may take the initiative to sacrifice myself."

"Boh!" Lin Xiyue looked proud, "King Huai is your eldest brother now. What's wrong? Do you want to have a royal scandal?

"Huh?" Fu Youran said warily, "Why are you so happy?"

Lin Xiyue smiled in no image, "Fourth sister-in-law, bless your second sister-in-law and me."

"What?" Fu Youran twisted Lin Xiyue's ear and said, "Wake up! A few days ago, King Huai contributed 100,000 taels. If he doesn't hate you, just laugh secretly.

This sentence seemed to talk about Lin Xiyue's pain. She said firmly, "I will definitely dig out the money from Mo Weitian's stinky boy and return it to King Huai."

"Ha!" Fu Youran said sympathetically, "I think he is more fan of money than you. Do you want to dig money from him?"

Lin Xiyue said confidently, "Do you know what that stinky boy is most afraid of now?"

Fu Youran shook his head, and Lin Xiyue smiled and said, "I'll give you a multiple-choice question. If you were Mo Weitian, which choice would you make?" First, spit out the hundred thousand taels of the king; second, married Lin Xiyue.

Fu Youran began to sympathize with Mo Weitian again, but... "Be careful to lose your wife and break the soldiers."

Lin Xiyue smiled proudly and said, "I'm sure to make a profit in this business. Let's go. Let's go to my concubine's place.

Fu Youran shook his head helplessly and followed Lin Xiyue out from behind the rockery. Suddenly, he quickly captured Lin Xiyue and looked in the direction of Ning Xuexuan behind the potential rockery.

From Ning Xuexuan's gate, he quickly walked out of a person. Although there was still some distance, it did not prevent Fu Youran from recognizing her.

Yan Peiruo. How could she be here? What surprised Fu Youran even more was the person who followed Yan Peiruo. The man sent Miss Yan out with a smile. Her behavior was dignified and elegant, but it was Xue Xuanning.

"What's wrong?" Lin Xiyue asked inexplicably.

Fu Youran narrowed his eyes slightly and muttered, "There is a problem."