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Yes, I'm unemployed. Someone told me that there is something wrong with my appearance.

So I looked in the mirror.

I think it's OK. There is no problem. I have a nose, eyes and facial features.

But I'm still unemployed.

So, I was looking for a job.

I went to the construction team to work as a small worker. I was not very lucky. I forgot to wear a helmet that day, and a brick fell vertically from a height of 20 meters and hit me directly on my head! Gravity and gravity, which I have calculated, are enough to destroy any life. But I'm fine and strong. When I was a child, I didn't study well. I was often hit on the head by teachers and my parents on the head. Moreover, I had a book I bought from an old book stand - "King Kong Iron Head Gong", so the brick turned into powder, but my head was fine, but my hairstyle was messy, which made me look like a young man. The boss admired me very much and thought I was a true cultivator, so... He fired me. He felt that I should work for the National Security Agency instead of the construction team.

Later, I went to work at KTV. I think I have a good image and good temperament. It is absolutely no problem to be qualified for this job. I am confident! But on the first day of work, I met a drunk sister. As soon as she saw me, she cried, grabbed my clothes and howled, and said drunken words to me, "If my man was as ugly as you, he would not have been hooked up by a fox!" I didn't collapse. I was stable. I told myself that everything was fake, but she was drunk. When I got home, I told myself that I was a good child and should not go to work in entertainment venues, so I resigned. I was as excellent as ever.

Later, I set up a stall to buy toys, as I knew that children's money was easy to earn, and I was very smart. I bought a toy gun. The accident still happened. One day, a real child shot me in the head in order to identify the range of the gun. Very good, the children are really brave now, so I hit the children! I'm sober. I understand that I can easily beat children to tears. But in the end, I cried, the urban management came, the police came, and I was arrested.

Later, I felt that life was not the right time, so I decided to calculate. This is not a superstition. I don't read much, so I don't think it's a superstition.

The old immortals are full of famous brands. He looked at my appearance and said, "Ferocious appearance."

I said, "Is there a way to resolve it?"

The old fairy said, "300 yuan."

I found 128, plus my mobile phone, watch, and a roast sausage that I have never eaten before. I feel very comforting and happy.

The old fairy said, "You only have two ways to go."

I said, "What are the differences?"

The old fairy said, "One is to play football."

I thought for 20 seconds and thought that I should live a few more years, so I said, "Change."

The old fairy said, "Then you go and write a novel!"

I realized.

So, I wrote a novel "Causs's Chess Game" with great support. If the collection is not full, take the book. Of course, it's better to have PP, and I promise it myself! Thank you...