12, the conspiracy of the ape

(The future chapters are about 3,500 words

Feng Xiaobing played with the perverted cheater in his hand and muttered, "Good thing, go through the wall and change the speed, ignore the defense. If only I could brush the collection and red tickets again, so that this annoying guy will not let me come out to canvass every day."

(The beginning of the text:)

These legendary experiences made the guru elders extremely noble in the minds of the apes, and even named the unified apes the gurus.

The elder of Gulu is omnipotent. No ape will doubt this, but it's just that the elder is too fond of discussing the philosophy of apes with young and beautiful female apes. However, for the founder of the apes society, this small hobby will not affect the status of the elders in the hearts of the apes.

Gru looked at the three young female apes carefully selected in the tribe who followed him, and he was not sure. He didn't know if he could read the eyes of countless great elders of apes.

After passing through the training ground and passing through the road between the barracks of the new barracks and the women's barracks, you will come to the elder's residence located halfway up the mountain, and the elder's residence is built on the innermost mountain, relying on a primitive cave.

On the way through the elder's residence, Gru kept greeting some early elders. He basically knew these elders, and many of them were comrades-in-arms who fought all over the world together. Thinking of the burning years again, Gru almost burst into tears.

Soon, Gru led the people to the gate of the Elder of Gulu. He saw two Ma Benzheng guarding in front of the door with an air. Seeing that there was no one around, Gru took out a small notebook, swung his palm in front of Ma Ben, and whispered in his ear, "Glu, an agent from five intelligence, urgently asked to see the elder."

The two Ma Ben, who were going to stop him, immediately went in quickly to report. After a while, Gru was led to the council hall of the elders to wait.

I saw a long wooden table with a circle of back chairs around it, which looked neat and solemn. In the chief position, a large tiger-skind master chair was domineering, but the combination of the two gave people a sense of nothingness. On the main wall behind the Taishi chair, there is a rectangular flag made of red animal skin, a five-pointed star made of yellow animal skin in the upper left corner, and two special symbols that no one can understand.

Gru stood aside respectfully and waited with his people.

Not long after, a mysterious black magic with his whole body covered in a black hooded robe... It's messy. It's a little messy. It's the mysterious apes who come out. It's the great elder of the guru who doesn't like to show his true face in front of people.

The elder slowly walked to the teacher's chair and sat down, and two tough bodyguards stood behind him.

Gru bowed respectfully and said, "Dear Elder, Glu, the executive vice president of the Xili La nationality, please give you your respects."

"Well, I heard that you have something very urgent to see me. Tell me, what's the matter?" The elder asked slowly.

"Well, our family is facing a huge crisis and there is a danger of extermination." Then, Gru described the whole thing once. Of course, he did not forget how brave and tenacious he was. He saved the apes with more than ten times the number of clans and tried to turn the tide in danger. It was just because the enemy was so crazy and powerful that he could not fight in the end, so he could only come to ask for help. It was not me. Generations are incompetent.

"Oh? Are these two monsters so powerful? I know that there are also a lot of fierce generals and warriors, even two people... Oh, can't you handle both monsters? Alas, our manpower has also been very nervous recently. Look, we have to patrol and train. The pigsty is broken and no one can repair it. It really can't draw people. Yesterday, there were three little pigs in my pigsty, and I can't send anyone to look for it. Tut, what a thin skin, tender and first-class feel. The suckling pig..." After saying that, he shook his head with great regret.

"Hey hey hey, big elder, it's a coincidence. On my way here just now, I happened to meet three little pigs in a meeting. I took a look, it's not the elder's your family. Other people's pigs don't have this IQ, so I brought them to you. Let's see if it is." After saying that, he called the three people behind him over and showed them to the elder one by one.

The elder's eyes lit up, "Tut, what a coincidence. Gelug, your character is still so noble. It's true that you are the model of our apes. You are the top ten outstanding apes this year. Come on, my little. The suckling pig was sent back to Yihongyuan.

Ge Lu looked at the three delicate female apes that were thus included in the harem of the elder. He thought with a black line on his head that this was the fourth time he had picked up a suckling pig for a meeting since the elder built the black chicken field.

"Big elder, look, the matter of our Xili La people..." Seeing that the elder only looked back at the wriggling fat of the female ape. The buttocks flowed, and Gru asked cautiously.

"Well, on time, hey hey~ oh, cough... There is no problem with this matter. Since my pig has been found, there is no problem. Well, my engineering company will allocate it to you.

"Ah? Work... Engineering company? That... Isn't that a group of high-sighted rats who dig trenches and dig holes? Wow, elder, I'm the person around you. You must help me, woo-woo~~" Those gophers are all shemales, but they are also fat and cute. Every time they see them, Gru will get goose bumps. Gru, who felt fooled by the elder, grinned and cried.

"Damn it, the ghost crying wolf howls!" The elder who was shocked by Gru's sudden wailing was angry. Ma, these idiots who can't teach, aren't they just two human beings, and the other is a child, holding a pistol at best, and fucking invincible plug-in cheaters, these pig brains "Don't pretend to cry. It's not that you've been with me for so long that I don't care about you idiots. Come on, I have my own clever plan.

Gru ran over. After a chatter, the two apes looked at each other and laughed.

"Come on, call the company commander of the engineering company."

After a while, there was a scream like a shemale roar outside the door, "Report~~, Peng Cai, the commander of the engineering company, was ordered to report! Squeak~"

A loud and charming voice almost made Gru lie down. The elder also quivered and quickly said, "Commant Peng, come in quickly."

With the sound of pat pat on the ground, Peng Chai wiped walked in with a long step.

Thick and short figure, not tall, less than one meter, almost average thickness from the short legs up, can't see the gender, round and fat, looks like an enlarged version of the mole, a pair of black bean-like eyes on the big round head, and the sharp mouth stretched forward. On the whole, it looks very kawaii. However, it was smeared with bright lipstick, and the long false eyelashes flashed on the small eyes.

Company Leader Peng walked to Gru, who was staring at him in a frenze. He didn't seem to recognize who he was, so he hooked his hand at Gru and motioned to bend down.

Gru lowered his head helplessly so that the highly myopic Peng guess could see clearly.

Pengchai wiped his toes and tried to get close to Gru's face. His little eyes were round and he looked hard. Suddenly, he pouted and said, "Wow! ~", he kissed Gru's mouth.

"It turned out to be Elder Gelug of the Xili Huala clan. Looking at Allah's eyes, I haven't seen him for a long time. Huh? Ren Nie?" Peng Cai rub looked around, and such a big ape disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Without looking for Gru, who was vomiting at his feet, Pengchai turned to the elder.

The elder of Gulu quickly stretched out his foot and held the round belly of Company Peng. "keng keng~~, I said that Company Commander Peng, I am a Gulu, so you don't have to confirm. This time, there is a very glorious and arduous task to be given to you. The completion of this task directly affects the external image of our country and is related to the leadership. The integrity of the soil and the happy life of the people determine whether our GDP this year can achieve the predetermined goal. Therefore, you should cooperate with Elder Gru to successfully complete this task. Do you have confidence!?

"Yes!! ~", Company Chief Peng, who was excited by such an important mission, expressed his determination with the greatest voice and tried to bypass the feet of the elder, "Well, elder, let me go over. Allah should use the mark of pure and sincere love to show our determination to succeed! ～”

"Get out~", the unbearable elder of the ancients flew out of the door with one foot.

He patted Gru on the back and whispered, "According to my plan, I will definitely eliminate them. After that, you will take the pistol. I don't know what a pistol is? That's the perverted cheater you mentioned. You have to put it away secretly and send it to me as soon as possible. Don't let anyone know, understand?"

Gru finally stopped vomiting and nodded understandingly. This is not the first time he has done this kind of thing. Over the years, Gru has often collected these strange things from other tribes for the elders, cheating and doing everything. Otherwise, how could his Gru get such care from the elders as the only The outside clan has joined the mysterious agent group.

Everything was discussed properly. Gru said goodbye to the elder with a hundred times of confidence and went out to prepare for the departure with the engineering company.

waved back to the crowd, and the elder of theguru lifted the hat of the robe. "Mother Xipi, I'm so suffocated. Every time I pretend to be B, I'm so tired. When will this kind of life end? Alas, I think about those years... Forget it, let's not talk about it. Let's go and taste the fresh food quickly, Wahaha~~" After that, With ** light in his eyes, he rubbed his paws and trotted to the Yihong Courtyard in the back hall.

※I※qi※shi※No※is※chuan※Say※zhong※fen※Cut※Line※

Feng Xiaobing slowly opened his eyes with a lazy waist. The Rembe jungle also ended the night's rest and recuperation with the morning light. All kinds of birds began to chatter. Occasionally, some small animals who got up early for food ran through the bushes nearby.

"It's so fucking cool. Every day I sleep until I wake up naturally. No one is noisy and no one is annoying. This is the life I want." Feng Xiaobing got up with satisfaction and shook the dew on his body. The zombie's body made him and Luo Li not have to care about this natural environment at all. Just find a place to rest every day.

"Dad~~", Luo Li also got up and pricked her hands and feet to climb on Feng Xiaobing.

"Hush", Feng Xiaobing stopped Luo Li's climbing. This girl is now addicted to him and has been relying on him almost all day. Now it seems that this girl can understand a little of her words. Feng Xiaobing decided to take on the important task of educating future flowers today. "Don't rely on me all day long and open it from today. At first, Dad is going to set some rules for you, do you understand?"

Luo Li looked up and looked at Feng Xiaobing pitifully with big eyes.

After thinking hard for a long time, Feng Xiaobing did not figure out what rules to set. The impatient Luo Li stretched out her hand and pulled Feng Xiaobing's trouser legs and wanted to climb on him.

"Stop, Dad said, you can't always take Dad as an animal! The first rule that comes to my mind is that unless you are very tired, you are not allowed to let your father carry you on your back, Ayouang's Stan's?"

Luo Li looked up at Feng Xiaobing in a frenze, thought about it carefully, opened her mouth and replied, "Damn it~"

Someone fell to the ground, foamed at the mouth, and rolled his eyes with twitching limbs.