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Chapter 075 Lao Tissue

A big man strode out of the room, but his beard was strange golden yellow. His whole body was dressed in short, revealing strong muscles with oily muscles. There was actually a tiger tail belt around his waist, tied to a piece of tiger skin waist. Obviously, it's the hunter in the mountains.

"Hahaha, long-distance distinguished guests, please come in quickly." The big man spoke enthusiastically, because he was extremely happy to see everyone.

Feng Xiaobing was a little stunned because of the other party's enthusiasm, and then arched his hand and smiled, "Oh, I didn't expect to meet friends in this deep mountains. Hahaha, then, we'll disturb you."

Everyone fished in, but then retreated.

The big man followed and looked at the people covering his nose.

Feng Xiaobing looked at the women who covered their noses and shook their heads secretly. It was embarrassing for the beautiful women. Looking at the stone house outside, it was very elegant. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered, he was rushed out by the smell.

What's that smell? It's moldy, rotten and a little bloody. This is simply not a place where people live.

"Well, this big brother, we have a lot of people, let's talk outside, hehe," Feng Xiaobing said with a laughter.

The hunter smiled and agreed boldly. Originally, there was a stone table outside, but at this moment it was just used to greet the guests.

In addition to the unbearable smell in the house, this small stone courtyard has a unique charm under the cover of the green valley. There is no need for tea (I guess not). Everyone sits around the stone table and talks on the simple stone bench, which also has its own interest.

"What's the name of this big brother? Why did you build this stone house in this deep mountain and old forest? Have you been living in this place where beasts are infested?" Feng Xiaobing asked. Although this man looked simple and simple, the eyes of his women occasionally made him a little uncomfortable.

The big man smiled cheerfully and said, "The little brother can call me tiger head. Hey hey, I live on this hunting for a living, and I don't live here."

Feng Xiaobing raised his eyebrows and asked, "Oh? Hunting? Does the tiger-headed brother also fight monsters in addition to beating beasts?

The tiger's head was stunned, and then smiled and said, "Little brother is joking. There is no monster here, otherwise, my brother would have run away long ago."

Feng Xiaobing did not say anything but was interested in the waist of the tiger's head.

"Brother Tiger Head, your tiger tail belt is beautiful. Let me have a look," Feng Xiaobing said, and at the same time stretched out his hand to pull the majestic tiger tail belt hard.

The corners of the tiger's mouth jumped, and then dodged away and said, "Hey, what's good? It's fun to stay."

Feng Xiaobing said, "Good thing. I like it very much. I don't know if Brother Hutou can sell it to me. I'll pay a big price."

With that, Feng Xiaobing casually took out a large handful of demon cores from the ring. I'm afraid there are not as many as seven or eight pieces, and put them on the stone table.

The corners of the tiger's eyes are beating wildly, and the demon core can still see the bright light in the bright light at noon, which is definitely true, and the familiar feeling is not wrong.

Seven or eight yuan, this is a lot of wealth.

However, after touching the tiger tail belt around his waist, the tiger's head sighed, "Little brother is joking, people in the mountains, what's the use of these things outside the body, this tiger tail... The belt, I'm not young anymore, and I'm reluctant to sell it."

Seeing Feng Xiaobing's disappointed face, he still glanced at the tiger tail belt around his waist from time to time. The tiger's head hurriedly said, "Little brother, you have come from afar, and I can't bring out anything good to treat. Just in time, I caught a sika deer and is stewing it in the pot. It should be good now. . Wait a moment, and I'll bring it up."

With that, the tiger's head plunged into the room.

Feng Xiaobing stroked the little white rabbit in his arms, smiled at the little white rabbit, and waited leisurely.

It is said that the tiger's head entered the room, immediately took a breath of cold air, untied the tiger's tail belt, rubbed it with his hands, and hummed at the corners of his mouth.

"Damn, this boy's hand is not small, he almost broke my tail, ouch."

At this time, a clump of firewood moved on the back wall, and a fox came out, looked at no one around, and shook his body. It was the master.

The master walked to the big man who was still rubbing/rubbing/rubbing his tail and whispered, "Your Majesty, how's it going? They don't doubt it, do they?"

The tiger head rolled his eyes and said, "How come, my change is seamless. Humph, I don't think they can see the flaws. By the way, Master." The tiger head seemed to remember something and was excited. "They carry a lot of demon nuclei on their bodies. Damn, if it weren't for this tail for my life, I would have cut it. He changed.

The most difficult thing for monsters to shape is the root of life, such as the ears of the little white rabbit and the tail of the big tiger. Of course, since it is the root of the monster, it is the most important part of the monster's body. The demon calculation is the source of energy, and the root is the key point of the monster.

Master Fox was also shocked when he heard the demon core. He quickly asked. When he heard the other party, he took out a demon core, and the fox's eyes also showed a trace of greed.

He took out a small jar from behind and put it in front of him and shook it. The master said hatefully, "Your Majesty, let's do it like this. Don't blame us for being cruel. It's just that you are too fat, Gaga."

The two people looked at each other and smiled. The fox came to the stove and poured the small jar in his hand into the pot. A small jar of white powder was poured into the rolling broth, and there was no trace in an instant.

The master took a large pot and put a large piece of stew into it. The room was filled with an attractive aroma, and even the musty smell that could not be seen all year round was much better.

The tiger's head put his tail around his waist, picked up the soup basin, and whispered, "Go out and gather your brothers to ambush and wait for my order."

"Haha, the broth has just been stewed. Come and try it." The tiger's head's bright laughter floated out of the stone house, and a pot of broth with large pieces of venison floated in hot air was placed on the stone table.

The overflowing aroma makes it hard to believe that the broth is produced from the stone house that is almost moldy from the inside out, and everyone is sniffing.

Lao Niu was the first one who couldn't help drooling and wanted to do it. Unfortunately, he didn't even have a bowl and chopsticks.

Feng Xiaobing said angrily, "You are delicious. I'll punish you to squat outside the door. Look at your mouthful of water. I won't give you food this time."

Lao Niu was dumbfounded and went out to draw circles obediently. He would not violate the master's order.

He drove away Lao Niu. Looking at the dumbfounded tiger head because he didn't prepare bowls and chopsticks, Feng Xiaobing asked the women to take out the bowls and chopsticks and began to help themselves.

The tiger's head breathed a sigh of relief and kindly liked this young man to get up.

Feng Xiaobing couldn't help eating by himself, and let all the beautiful women eat together. He gave a bowl to the tiger's head. The tiger's head actually didn't eat it in order to entertain guests, which made Feng Xiaobing praise him very much.

Hu Tou saw Feng Xiaobing eat eight bowls with his own eyes, and all the beautiful women also tasted it. Soon, a large pot of broth and soup and meat entered the stomachs of Feng Xiaobing and others.

Authentic mountain and forest game, pollution-free and additive-free, can be extremely delicious with only salt and long-term stew.

Feng Xiaobing, who was full, looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes.

The tiger's head drooled and looked at Feng Xiaobing giggly. He said in his heart, "Ky, boy, after eating so much, even an elephant can't bear it. Hey hey, your beauty, your demon core, I'm going to laugh.

However, after a long time, Feng Xiaobing still looked at the tiger's head with a giggle, and there was no sign of dizziness and weakness at all.

The tiger's forehead was sweating and he asked stupidly, "Well, this, guest, are you uncomfortable?"

Feng Xiaobing was stunned and said, "Ah? It's uncomfortable. How can it be? After drinking your game tonic soup, it's really refreshing, pointing to a song, haha"

Hu Tou looked at several other beautiful women who drank soup, and looked at him curiously, as if he was the guy who drank three steps of ecstasy soup.

Feng Xiaobing looked at the sweaty tiger's head and decided to stop the game. This strong opponent was his goal.

Purthering up a bowl of specially kept meat soup, Feng Xiaobing smiled and said, "Brother Tiger Head, look, as the master, you didn't eat any good food you prepared. Fortunately, I specially reserved a little for you. Come on, drink it."

The tiger's head is sweating like rain. Looking at the still hot broth, it's not right.

"Huh? Brother Tiger Head, why don't you drink?" Feng Xiaobing looked sincere, as if the tiger head looked down on himself if he didn't drink.

The tiger head stammered, "This, this, me, I'm actually a vegetarian, and I never eat meat." The tiger head began to talk nonsense, and there was no way to justify himself.

"Tut, three steps of ecstasy, I didn't expect that it was no worse than the chicken essence of Laozi's era as soup. It's fresh, really fresh, hahaha." Feng Xiaobing drank the broth in his hand and laughed with his mouth.

The tiger's head got up with a whine, stepped back a few steps, and shouted, "Good boy, how did you see it? Moreover, I watched you drink ecze with my own eyes. How can it be all right?"

Feng Xiaobing stood up, burped, and got a toothpick from nowhere. He picked his teeth and said, "Xiaoyang, your grandfather's eclipsed medicine is used as a tonic, and the poison rinses his mouth. I can't get into all kinds of poisons. Your little trick is too tender, wow."

The tiger head was so angry that he screamed and shouted, "Today, I have you, I don't have you, little guys, copy the guy out~~"

A tiger roared all over the world, which was the signal given to the tiger king.

"Hulala~~', "Let's go, kill~~~"

In the four wild mountains and forests, there was an unexpected shout of tigers. All kinds of wild beasts turned into human shapes, holding knives and guns, and rushed out of the mountains and forests one after another.

In an instant, the small yard was surrounded by white-headed monsters, with knives and guns like a forest, and it was difficult to fly.

The tiger's head laughed proudly: "Hahaha, even if you are as crafty as a ghost, you can't escape the world today. Wow, I obediently handed over the demon core and the beauty, and I will leave you a whole body." The embarrassment of the tiger's head scheme was swept away and laughed happily.

Feng Xiaobing still picked his teeth slowly and looked out of the courtyard.

The tiger's head was also attracted by Feng Xiaobing's strange reaction and looked out of the courtyard.

At this time, a heavy sound of footsteps sounded outside the courtyard door.