Chapter 2 Hello, Auntie
The fox's nest is indeed in the north valley.
Near dusk, Guan Xiaoshan entered the north ravine.
At this time, the northern ravine was very beautiful. The blood-red sunset happened to fall on the west exit. The long grass and trees in the ditch were set off like a layer of glow, yellow, red, dazzling.
Guan Xiaoshan didn't want to enjoy the scenery. He thought he came at a bad time.
There was a lot of chaos in the northern mountain valley. A red-haired girl was suffering from epilepsy. More than a dozen foxes were chased by her, jumping and moaning.
"Wow! Damn it! Aunt's ears..."
The girl in red is like Feihong, and her hands are like lightning. Poo - a fox was thrown on the treetops.
"Wow! It's your fault... Get out! Get out--"
Puff - Another fox was thrown away from the grass.
The girl in red roared and chased around with her teeth and claws. From time to time, she fished some branches and stones on the ground and smashed them randomly at the big and small fox who fled in panic. A large nest of foxes was very embarrassed, but they did not dare to run far and begged.
The red-haired girl is about thirteen or fourteen years old. She is as dirty and rough as her dress. Her tangled red hair is covered with grass crumbs. Her little face is black and gray and indistinguishable. Her body is wrapped in weeds, a piece of weeds in the east and west, which is loose and messy. The most eye-catching thing is that the girl has four ears, one double ear on her temples, and a pair of fluffy fox ears on the top of her head.
"A Xiu's father said that after the beast becomes a spirit, it seems that it can be transformed into a human form. In this way, the red-haired girl should be a spirited fox spirit."
Guan Xiaoshan judged himself secretly. As he approached carefully, he tried to say, "Well, this..."
As soon as the voice came out, the red shadow flashed in front of him, and the back of his neck was tightly pinched by a pair of powerful little hands, followed by a strong attack. His feet left the ground and his body soared into the air. With a slight turn in the air, he smashed into the hay bushes with his head and feet.
With a bang, Guan Xiaoshan's cheeks seemed to hit a big wall. His teeth and nose bones were dull, his skin was hot, and his skin was painful, and all kinds of debris was stuffed into his head.
Guan Xiaoshan was dizzy by the sudden bad luck, and Venus danced around. In a daze, he felt that the small hand on the back of his neck did not leave, and he still pressed it hard. At the same time, a sharp roar that could pierce the eardrums sounded over the back of the head: "Wow! - Dare to come to my aunt's nest! Wow! My aunt wants to taste the taste of human flesh--"
His heart skipped a beat, and the imminent danger made Guan Xiaoshan shudder.
"Wait! Wait--"
Guan Xiaoshan couldn't care about the dirt in his mouth. He struggled desperately to turn his head, showed his mouth and shouted, "Auntie! I'm a good person! It's to give a gift--" With that, he shook the package of his right hand to the greatest extent, hoping to attract the attention of the foxen. A gift! Auntie! Gifts--"
This works very well.
"Wow! A gift?"
The fox grabbed the package and hurriedly looked through it. The hand pressed on the back of Guan Xiaoshan's neck naturally loosened.
Guan Xiaoshan stood up with a green face, carefully took out the soil and threw it away with his hand. He did not dare to vomit hard. No matter how perfect the imagination is, adventure is ultimately an adventure, and life may be swallowed up at any time. Under the shadow of death, he blurted out the three words "auntie", which made him very uncomfortable, but he had no choice.
"Wow! Clothes? That's great--"
After opening the wooden box, the foxen was very happy. She knew human clothes. While screaming excitedly, she tore the hay on her body, she took off her naked, and then grabbed her clothes and put them on her body.
Her movements were extremely fast. Guan Xiaoshan only felt a flower in front of her, and her vision was filled with a large area of spring light - upturned buttocks, delicate breasts, white body and a mysterious red grass - yes! It's red grass, not black grass.
It's completely different from the face. The body of the foxen is very beautiful! It should rise up resolutely, it should be a little naughty to jump up, it should be as smooth as brocade without any cumbersome, and the roundness and softness of the song is natural. What's more, this body is so young, like the valley in early spring, a little fresh and tender, and the buds everywhere are full of vitality and uncontrollably.
Guan Xiaoshan was stunned, and his eyes suddenly straightened up. The setting sun covered the fox's exposed car body with a faint layer of golden glow. He seemed to see the most beautiful sculpture in the world. With a little contact, he could no longer move away.
At this moment, the perfect sculpture moved, the fox stamped its feet, and the delicate pigeon breasts bounced twice and approached.
"Wow! How to wear this dress? Teach me--"
The foxen stuffed her clothes into Guan Xiaoshan's arms. It turned out that she couldn't wear it!
"Oh~~ah~~good~~"
Guan Xiaoshan was stunned and at a loss. After grabbing the clothes, he subconsciously put it on the fox spirit. He poked his hands forward, and the touch was warm and smooth, like oil, and it seemed to be brocade.
"Ouch--" He shouted, and his hands were electrocuted.
"Wow! What are you doing?" The fox spirit roared and stared at Guan Xiaoshan, as if he was going to swallow him.
Guan Xiaoshan Yilin suddenly realized that the beauty in front of him was neither a perfect sculpture nor a young and cute little Lori, but a monster that didn't mind eating people. Thinking of this, he gradually regained his composure, didn't see the naked body in front of him, and was dedicated to helping the other party dress.
"Wow! Slow down - I want to learn - slow down! How did you wear this--" The fox spirit kept roaring, straightening his chest, twisting his buttocks, and tossing over and over again.
Guan Xiaoshan was distracted and explained carefully one by one. It took him half an hour to finally put on his clothes.
The fox spirit is petite, and A Xiu's mother is relatively strong. Her clothes are worn on the fox spirit. She is fat, loose and strange. But she couldn't distinguish between beauty and ugliness. She was curious and excited. She couldn't help putting on her dress in a circle and was very satisfied.
Guan Xiaoshan picked up the wooden box discarded by the fox spirit and said, "I heard that my aunt has become a spiritual person. For congratulations, I have prepared a few gifts to present. In addition to this dress, there are also bronze mirrors, wooden combs and head ropes. Please accept it." With that, he opened the wooden box, took out the wooden comb, bronze mirror, hemp rope, and handed them up one by one. My aunt is my daughter's body. She should have a comb to comb her hair, a head rope dress, and a mirror, which is a good match.
"Wow! Wooden comb, mirror, head rope, that's great!"
The fox spirit grabbed the wooden comb, the copper mirror and the head rope, and looked at the copper mirror first. However, at this time, the dark eyes immediately became flaming. Wow! Damn it! Aunt's ears - so ugly!"
Guan Xiaoshan said, "Since my aunt is not satisfied with her ears, why don't she re-enhuan it?"
As soon as the question was asked, there was a flower in front of him. Guan Xiaoshan's back neck was choked by a powerful little hand again, and a strong force hit without exception - this time the body did not fly up - his body fell straight down from the standing posture, and his head was pressed directly into the grass with a sound.
Squeaky - the neck bone is crisp, the neck is sore and painful, and it is probably nine times twisted.
The fox roared on the back of Guan Xiaoshan's head: "Wow! Stupid! Chengling can only be transformed once. What will it be like? What will it be like in the future? It can't be changed - do you know!"
"Wow - I know! Whoo-hoo-I know-Thank you for your advice-"
His mouth was firmly pressed on the grass, and the back of his neck was extremely painful, but Guan Xiaoshan couldn't care about this and answered with all his strength. He was worried that if he didn't answer, he was likely to twist his neck at will.
His efforts were not in vain, and the little hand pressed on the back of his neck finally loosened. Guan Xiaoshan tilted his neck and got up. After a moment of silence, he gritted his teeth and said, "Grandma, don't worry. I have a way. As long as my aunt wears two braids on the top of her head, she can cover her ears."
"Wow! It's still covered! I'm so pissed off!"
Firefox didn't seem to think it was a good idea. It roared for a while, but finally stuffed the wooden comb and hair rope to Guan Xiaoshan. Wow! You prick me!"
Guan Xiaoshan has never tied a braid before, let alone a very difficult braid that needs to cover the raised ears, but he did not refuse. He neatly took the wooden comb and hemp rope and said, "Auntie, please sit down, this is easier to tie--"
For the first time, the fox spirit was obedient and sat cross-legged on the grass. Guan Xiaoshan knelt behind her and slowly combed the scattered flame-like red hair with a wooden comb, while thinking about how to tie it. When the other foxes found it cheap, they timidly came over and added some to the fox spirit and added some to the west to please. The fox spirit did not get angry again, and his eyes narrowed and enjoyed the waiters of Guan Xiaoshan and a group of foxes.
The original ears of the fox spirit * were a little long. In order to completely cover it, Guan Xiaoshan tied two horns. Due to poor craftsmanship, the two horns were quite rough. The position was asymmetrical, and the thickness was not uniform. Combined with the fat clothes and gray and black faces, the fox spirit was made into one. Clown.
Guan Xiaoshan didn't care. He saw that the fox spirit was too short to form an aesthetic. After the braids were tied, he raised the bronze mirror in front of the fox and said, "Auntie is so beautiful. I didn't know what a beautiful woman looked like before, but now I understand when I see my aunt."
"Wow! Really?"
The fox spirit got up, looked left and right at the bronze mirror, wrinkled his nose, smiled at the corners of his mouth, opened his eyes wide, and made all kinds of expressions over and over again. He was addicted.
Guan Xiaoshan was worried that it would be bad after a long time, so he said, "Auntie - I heard that human beings in Kunlun City have many wonderful magical power. If you practice, you should be able to transform your ears again. In this way, my aunt is the most flawless beauty in the spiritual world.
"Wow! Stupid--"
The fox spirit leaned his right arm and pinched the back of Guan Xiaoshan's neck for the third time. Guan Xiaoshan was about to forgive him. With a bang, his mouth had fallen into the soil.
The foxen was more angry than him and roared: "Wow! How can human beings teach aunts magic power? Stupid!"
"No, no, no - aunt, yes! I have a way--" Guan Xiaoshan danced and shouted impatiently without waiting for the fox spirit to let go. For this topic, he had been waiting for a long time.
"Wow! Do you have a way?"
A force surged in, Guan Xiaoshan was held in the air, and the fox spirit came up aggressively. His face was almost on his face, and saliva had been sprayed into his mouth: "Wow! Come on - what's the way! Don't say that your aunt ate you!"
Guan Xiaoshan bowed his hand in the air and said, "I heard that there is a school in Kunlun City that specializes in teaching magic magic. As long as you are human beings, you can learn it. I can learn instead of my aunt, um - I am my aunt's servant, and I am loyal to my aunt. After learning it, I will teach it to my aunt. Isn't that all right?"
"Wow! It's a good idea. You're a good servant. I like it!"
The fox spirit was very satisfied. She put Guan Xiaoshan on the ground and shouted, "Auntie is also going to Kunlun City. You learn to teach a little bit. Auntie is impatient to wait!"
Guan Xiaoshan finally smiled and said sincerely, "I listen to my aunt. It's up to my aunt."