Chapter 104 Hanzhong Gui
In addition to Su Yi, Nie Yun was also dumbfounded by Liu Junwei's vulgar joke.
But to be honest, Nie Yun has heard this joke said by Liu Junwei before.
The dog can't change eating shit. This is really not said. When there was a lack of paper before, it was also a pretty good way to let the puppy lick it after pooping. It was simple and hygienic, and there was no need to do it by himself... Of course, Nie Yun felt itchy at the thought of letting the puppy lick himself.
I don't know who came up with this method... Su Yi in the back carriage still beat Liu Junwei in front of her with a pink fist.
"Okay, Su Yi, stop it. When he entered the mountain, he met the black bear and asked the black bear to lick Junwei a few times, so that he could feel the excellent style of the older generation who worked hard and never used toilet paper!"
While driving, Nie Yun laughed.
"Well, can I beg for mercy? Let the black bear lick me twice. I guess I will have incontinence for the rest of my life!" Hearing Nie Yun's words, Liu Junwei's face collapsed and he quickly raised his hand to beg for mercy.
It's enough for the puppy to lick it twice. As for the black bear... The black bear is full of barbs on its tongue, which is similar to an iron brush. In all the incidents where black bears hurt people, there are still a few people who have been scratched and bitten, mainly licked. This thing's tongue is a piece of flesh and blood, and half of the face is about to be gone... Let the black bear lick his buttocks twice. Liu Junwei dares to promise that he will immediately become a eunuch, and from then on, he will lose urine and small bowels. jin is for sure... Several people talked and laughed all the way. In a blink of an eye, the car got on the highway and went straight to Xi'an, Shaanxi.
The nearest route from the provincial capital to Chengdu is to go west to Xi'an first, then to the southwest, pass through Hanzhong, enter Sichuan, and finally reach Chengdu.
I want to drive to Chengdu in one go, but I'm still a little too tired. Xi'an is almost in the center of the provincial capital and Chengdu, so the four of them decided to go to Xi'an first, rest for a night, and then go to Chengdu.
All the way, except for eating, several people went to the service area to rest for a while, and they were driving on the road all the way. At about nine o'clock in the evening, the car finally drove into Xi'an. Driving for more than ten hours in a row, even with aura nourishment, Nie Yun was a little tired.
"Weizi, let's find a place to eat first, have dinner, and then find a big hotel to stay. You know a lot. Tell me where to go to eat.
While slowly wandering around the city, Nie Yun said to Liu Junwei.
When I arrived at the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties, I didn't stay for one night and tried those special snacks. It's a pity.
" Well, I have lived for more than 20 years, that is, wandering around in our province, and I didn't go to college to save anything else. To be honest, it is the first time for Xi'an, the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties. Liu Junwei said.
"But... hey hey, we have also studied it before we came here. There are many special snacks in Xi'an, such as the famous Shaanxi Rougamo. Do you remember Nie Zi?" With a smile, Liu Junwei said again.
Hearing Liu Junwei mention the Chinese hamburger, Nie Yun couldn't help but turn black. In the past, when he went to college, the most common thing in the stall at the school gate was the Chinese hamburger. A small three-wheeled bun, a stove for baking white steamed buns, a jar of preserved meat, a vertical sign with "authentic Shaanxi Chinese hamburger". Nie Yun has eaten this food for four years, and he is almost nauseating. Even if the Chinese hamburger in Xi'an is authentic, Nie Yun doesn't want to try it.
"Forget it, the meat burger contains too much energy. Su Yi and Xiao Zhen will gain weight after eating it. Let's change it to something else!" Nie Yun quickly said to Liu Junwei.
"In that case, just go to eat Guokui and meatball spicy soup on the other side of Huimin Snack Street. The Huimin snack street in Xi'an is quite famous. Wait for me to search the map on Baidu!" Liu Junwei said, took out the tablet computer he carried with him and searched it on Baidu.
Although Nie Yun was a little road blind, he could still do it according to the map. In a short time, the Hummer drove into the Huimin snack street.
On Xi'an's side, it's dark one or two hours later than Ludong Province in eastern China. Although it's nine o'clock, it's time for a lot of people to eat in the evening. Because it is winter, there are no stalls on the side of Huimin Snack Street, mainly the shops along the street on both sides of the street. The main business of the shops is clearly written on the sign, which can be seen at a glance.
"This restaurant sells meatballs and spicy soup, and there are also pot helmets!"
I found a clean and elegant shop and parked the car over. The four of them got out of the car and left the charcoal ball in the car.
When I entered the store, I ordered two spicy soup with meatballs, beef balls and mutton balls. This is a halal snack for Huimin. I want pork balls... It's basically impossible.
In addition, I asked for a few pot helmets, and found that there was also a roast leg of mutton on the menu, and I also wanted one. After a while, the spicy soup and the pot helmet came up, but the roast leg of mutton was a little slower and needed to wait for a while.
The pot helmet is in the shape of a pot lid, which is not big. In fact, it is a baked dry noodle cake. Legend has it that this thing was a kind of food made by soldiers sticking their faces to the inside of their helmets during the war in the Tang Dynasty. It was crispy and delicious, and later spread. Of course, today's pot helmets are not barbecued in the helmet.
Liu Junwei picked up a pot helmet and looked at it twice, "This thing is a little small..." He bit, "It's not hard enough!"
Su Yi glanced at Liu Junwei: "How can I eat it no matter how hard it is!"
"Hey hey, my grandpa said..." Liu Junwei smiled and was about to speak, but he saw three people in a table glaring at him and quickly changed his words, "Well, he said that in the early years of the Anti-Japanese War, our anti-Japanese army took this as dry food, all the size of a pot, behind him and went to the battlefield. This thing can also block bullets, and many seniors of the Anti-Japanese War saved their lives with this. Now this pot helmet is not authentic..."
Nie Yun smiled and said, "If the pot helmet here is so big and hard, who will eat it!"
Although the pot helmet made Liu Junwei not very satisfied, the meatballs and spicy soup were authentic. The four of them ate happily and ate half full in a moment. The roast lamb came up, and the four of them ate a little more, so they packed it and took it away.
Back in the car, the unfinished leg of mutton was thrown to the charcoal ball. Su Yi took another pot helmet and bit the charcoal ball to eat.
After finding a regular star hotel, Liu Junwei took the lead and opened two rooms. Liu Junwei took a bunch of keys, "Nie Zi, let's go to bed first. You two are free!"
"Well, tonight, let you be a dog in your grandpa's house!" Su Yi stared at Liu Junwei with charming eyes. Liu Junwei's eyes lit up, and he followed Su Yi.
"Well... Let's just open a room and take care of anything in the evening. Well... I heard that if a single man has his own room, a young lady will call at night to ask if he wants special service..." Nie Yun has the same room with Tian Zhen, but he is not embarrassed to open his mouth, so he has to make excuses.
"Well, let's have a room!" Tian Zhen thought for a thought and nodded.
It's not that she is afraid that Nie Yun will call Miss for special service. The main reason is that Tian Zhen is staying in a hotel for the first time, and she is more or less afraid.
After taking out the ID card and registering, I got the key. Nie Yun and Tian Zhen went upstairs.
The room is not big, but the bathroom, TV and network cable are all available. After washing, Nie Yun and Tian Zhen went to bed and spread the two quilts separately. Nie Yun turned off the light first, "Go to sleep!"
The sound of undressing sounded. After a while, Tian Zhen only got into the quilt in a thin autumn coat. Nie Yun's side was alike. After a while, she gently moved to Tian Zhen's side, and after a while, she moved again. Feeling Tian Zhen's body, Nie Yun carefully lifted the quilt and put one hand on Tian Zhen.
Tian Zhen did not move.
Nie Yun was overjoyed, and his movements slowly got a little bigger... In the end, he simply got into Tian Zhen's quilt.
"Don't...don't move, I'm... coming to that today..." After a burst of nonsense, Nie Yun was about to tear open Tian Zhen's last line of defense, and Tian Zhen in his arms said softly like a kitten.
Nie Yun seemed to have been watered on his head by a pot of cold water. His desire suddenly disappeared. He had no choice but to be honest and continued to sleep with Tian Zhen in his arms for the night.
The next day, when he saw the charming Su Yi and energetic Liu Junwei whistling in his mouth, Nie Yun almost wanted to beat Liu Junwei and let him show off!
After dinner, he continued to set off. Liu Junwei, who was still energetic when he got up, yawned when he got into the car. Obviously, he fought hard last night and didn't sleep well. On the contrary, Nie Yun was more energetic. At least Nie Yun'an slept all night without thinking about anything, and his right eye was nourished by aura, and his spirit recovered quickly. There was no choice but to continue to drive.
From Xi'an to Chengdu, take the front line of Hanzhong and Guangyuan.
Only then did Nie Yun realize that this route was almost the route of Zhuge Liang, the prime minister of the Shu and Han Dynasties, from Chengdu to Chang'an during the Three Kingdoms period. In the ancient kingdom of heaven, it was difficult to go to the Qingtian Shu Road. Now the expressway has been unimpeded for a long time.
When passing through Hanzhong, Nie Yun suddenly thought that there were several ancient osmanthus trees in the Hanzhong City!
The oldest one is in Shengshui Temple, Nanzheng County, Hanzhong City.
This ancient osmanthus is said to have been planted by Xiao He, the prime minister of the early Han Dynasty. With a history of more than 2,000 years, it is the oldest existing osmanthus tree in China.
There are two other trees, which are in front of the tomb of Zhuge Wuhou in Mian County, which are two tomb protectors of Han Gui. From the year of Zhuge Liang's death, it also has a history of more than 1,800 years.
In the old stump, there is a vast aura. The aura contained in the thousand-year-old ginkgo tree in Qiao County before is dark blue, and even has a hint of purple. I don't know what the aura contained in these thousand-year-old osmanthus trees in Hanzhong City looks like. Unfortunately, when I went to Chengdu this time, I didn't have time to visit these ancient osmanthus trees in Hanzhong City. Otherwise, I could go there to see if I could absorb the aura of these ancient osmanthus.
There is not enough time now, but when you come back from the mountain to visit orchids, there should be plenty of time. At that time, you can come and have a look...
(to be continued)