Chapter 42 Sing a fart song
Chapter 42 Sing a fart song
After sending off the three counts, Li Xiaobai immediately summoned Hard, Tansha, Jack Hugh, Gerger and other patriarchs, who were in the Rosefinch Building to discuss important matters.
"Guys, you have also seen that now that things are spreading in our Qinglian territory in the empire, there will be people from all walks of life. I just sent away the three counts, and I don't think the lord will bother us again. Now, the only thing I worry about is those thieves. They won't tell me any aristocratic rules and will use all kinds of means to deal with us as soon as they appear. So, now it is necessary to listen to your opinions on how to resist the harassment of those thieves? Li Xiaobai looked at everyone with a smile and asked for advice.
Jack Hugh has been depressed for a while. Every time he saw those lords say that he wanted to have a friendship competition, this thing that he and the guards should have dealt with, every time it was Li Xiaobai himself. The reason is simple. Jack Hugh's strength is too weak.
Seeing the opportunity to perform, Jack Hugh immediately grabbed it and said, "Lord, there are not enough horses in the territory. I want the iron refinery to quickly build 100 bicycles and let us lead the soldiers to hand one, so that we can move quickly and appear in front of the thieves in time. In addition, I also want to make more bows and arrows. The strength of our guard is a little worse. I hope everyone can have a bow, so that we can shoot those thieves with bows and arrows before the close battle.
After listening to this, Li Xiaobai thought about the bicycle that he would definitely meet Jack Hugh's requirements. Bows and arrows are also fine, and he can also put the quiver in front of the bicycle, so that he can load 100 arrows at once, which is a considerable number. The strength of the guard is low, so we have to find a way to improve their strength. We have to find a way to refine some potions.
"Ok, Jack, after the meeting, you can go to the ironworks and find the dwarf brothers to finish the bicycle and bow and arrow." Li Xiaobai smiled.
Jack Hugh was overjoyed and was very happy to think of the scene of his guard riding a bicycle to pull the wind.
Hard and Tansha listened attentively and did not say anything. At the same time, they stroked the clouds and flying leopard in their arms.
The two leopards were brought back by Li Xiaobai, but they were only the size of their palms. Now they have grown into the size of cats and are meekly huddled in the arms of the two masters, very cute.
Li Xiaobai had to laugh and say, "Two masters, you don't have to do anything else. Just walk around the Qinglian Mansion. As soon as I find something, you can help me. As the strongest strength of the territory, you two are indispensable."
Hard and Tansha nodded and continued to touch the soft flying cloud shadow leopard, as if they could never touch enough.
The patriarch Gege was far away from Li Xiaobai at the long ring conference table. He himself knew the smell of the beetles all the time. Humans did not like it. Therefore, as soon as the meeting was held, he consciously sat away from the four people.
Li Xiaobai smiled at the beetle patriarch and said, "Pear Gege, this time, if the thief group really comes to the territory, you also need the help of your beetle tribe. Last time, because of your 'stinky' race skills, you successfully blocked the werewolves. This time, you also need to go out. Also, if necessary, please bring the big earthworms and small earthworms.
Of course, the patriarch Gege dares not refuse. He is living a very comfortable life now. Think about the past when I was in the Bailing Mountains, I was looking for animal feces and often didn't have enough to eat. Now, in addition to the original 600 people, more than 10,000 people have come to the Qinglian territory. Only one day's feces production has made the dung beetles live a well-off life. Life. Now, after a snowy day, the population of their glams has exceeded 300, which makes the Gerg patriarch the happiest. Seeing Li Xiaobai's vigorous construction of Shixian City, I'm afraid that a large number of human beings will be introduced in the future. At that time, the daily output of feces will be enough for the dung be enough to eat for a year. At that time, it is estimated that the population of the dung beetle will increase exponentially, right?
"No problem, lord, the beetle will always support the green lotus collar." Chief Gege patted his shelly chest and promised in a loud voice.
Li Xiaobai discussed with the four people again, and then ended the meeting.
However, Li Xiaobai left the patriarch Gege this time.
"Gig patriarch, the last time I saw you use that racial skill, I've always been curious. According to the truth, each of you orcs should be able to become a singer. Why can't you be a shaman like the swan tribe?" Li Xiaobai looked at the patriarch Gege doubtfully and wanted to ask for the answer.
Orc sacrifices a total of nine levels, which are divided into one-star singer, two-star singer, three-star singer, four-star singer, five-star singer, six-star singer, shaman, great shaman and sacrifice, which is equivalent to the skills of human magicians. By singing, they can also communicate the beast elements in the sky and display some special skills.
The patriarch Gege looked at Li Xiaobai dumbly and was a little strange to Li Xiaobai with an unhappy face: "Lord, there has never been a singer in our slingling tribe, let alone full."
Li Xiaobai wondered, when you used the 'stinky' racial skills, didn't that be equivalent to the singer's ability? Can the beetles become 'songers' only by singing together through races?
"Paga, can you let me touch your body?" Li Xiaobai looked at the patriarch Gege nervously and confidently.
"Ah!" Chief Gege exclaimed, but he soon accepted it happily. Lord, of course it's okay. You can touch anywhere you want!"
Li Xiaobai is very depressed. He just wants to know the body structure of the beetle to see if he can find the reason why the beetle cannot become singers individually. Looking at this Gege patriarch's cool appearance, it seems to be touched by human beings, which is a very comfortable thing.
In the conference room of the Rosefinch Building, the patriarch Gege took off his coat and ** out of his upper body, which was still black. The difference was that his muscles were like a beetle's back, with a bulge and looked very fit.
Li Xiaobai pressed his right hand on the back grid of the patriarch, and a true air invaded his body. He drilled around in the body of the patriarch Ge.
"Oh!" When Li Xiaobai used Zhenqi to come to the neck of the patriarch Gege, he found that there was a hard object that stopped Zhenqi from walking.
Exiting Zhenqi, Li Xiaobai seriously thought about it and recalled the operation of Zhenqi just now.
"Lord, why didn't you press my body? I was really comfortable just now. I felt that my body had a floating feeling." The patriarch Gege opened his eyes and said with a smile.
Li Xiaobai did not answer and still thought about the key to the question. Human magicians, nine magic veins all lead to the human head. And orc singers also release some magic-like skills by singing. In this way, the main vein of this orc also leads to the brain. Thinking of the swans who are almost all shamans, they just stretch their necks all day long, which shows that the main veins in the animal body do lead to the brain.
"Pagall, I think I can help you become a singer." Li Xiaobai smiled.
As soon as the patriarch Gege was about to put on his clothes, his clothes fell off to the ground again when he was shocked by Li Xiaobai's words.
"Lord, don't joke. If you touch my body, you can make me a singer. Then you are the reincarnation of the beast god." Chief Gege smiled easily and put on his clothes again.
Li Xiaobai doesn't take the grin of the Gege patriarch seriously. The more he thinks about it, the more he feels that his idea is true. It is precisely because of the hard object in the back neck, like an acupuncture point in the human vein, which completely blocks the pulse, so that the beetle cannot become singers, and even more, the body of the beetle is smelly, which is also caused by this hard object blocking the body with indigestion.
"Pear Gege, don't doubt my guess first. I'll go to ** Mountain to touch your people and make a conclusion." Li Xiaobai smiled.
The patriarch Gege thought of the comfort just now. Jin, I stopped thinking about anything else and immediately agreed to Li Xiaobai to go to ** Mountain.
When he rode to ** Mountain, Li Xiaobai immediately acted and swam with true air in the body of each male beetle clan and found that their bodies were the same as that of the Gerg clan. The difference was that the hard object on the back was of different sizes. For the newborn baby beetle, the hard object was very small.
This situation further made Li Xiaobai confirm that the main reason why the beetle can't become singers is that this hard object blocks the pulse.
Li Xiaobai looked at the patriarch Gege next to him and stared at his dark eyes. After a long time, he spoke.
"Guge patriarch, now I solemnly tell you that I can help your glyps become singers, but I'm not sure that I need a tester now. What do you think I should do?"
The patriarch Ge Ge thought that Li Xiaobai would come for a massage every day, which made him follow Li Xiaobai all the time, a cave by cave. Unexpectedly, the lord still said that he wanted the beetle tribe without a singer to produce a singer.
"Okay, I'll gather everyone over and let them decide for themselves." The chief Gege did not dare to save the lord's face for the sake of the future people's food, so he tried his best to shout at the people.
Nearly 200 male glams came over and looked at Li Xiaobai curiously. Is this lord crazy? How can he help him become a singer?
Li Xiaobai stood happily and saw that the beetles arrived together and shouted, "Men of the beetles, now, I need one of you to come out and accept my experiment. If it succeeds, I will let you beetles become singers."
"Wan!"
The people of the ung beetle shouted together and rushed to Li Xiaobai with a huge smell, obviously suspicious.
Li Xiaobai looked at Mengmeng, the son of the Gerg patriarch, known as the first warrior of the glyflies, but he was very disappointed, and the man bowed his head fiercely.
"Lord, here I come!" Guoguo's voice suddenly sounded.
Guoguo has had several times with Li Xiaobai. Every time he saw Li Xiaobai, something good things fell on his head. This time, his simple head once again believed Li Xiaobai and accepted the experiment without hesitation.
Li Xiaobai nodded with a smile and immediately grabbed Guoguo and took off his coat.
All the gly people present were curious to see how Li Xiaobai experimented, and they were more curious about the results of this experiment.
Li Xiaobai put his hands on the back of the fruit left and right, and two strong strands of true gas continued to carry out, straight into the fruit's body and rushed to the hard object at the neck.
As Li Xiaobai expected, the hard object can also be dissolved by the true qi. The true qi continues to impact, and the hard object disappears layer by layer.
For about an hour, Li Xiaobai finished his work, stood up with a smile, and almost danced.
Guoguo seemed to have had a beautiful dream just now. His mouth was drooling, and his whole body was lazy and relaxed. Obviously, he was washed and comfortable by the true air.
"Guoguo, stand up and sing a fart song." Li Xiaobai smiled and encouraged.
Guoguo sang the song shyly in full view of the public, which was the singing sentence of the beetles when they used the "collective farting" racial skills.
"bu! bu！ bu!"
Dozens of beetle people around Guoguo suddenly couldn't help farting.
"Ah!" Li Xiaobai soared to the sky, and then stepped on the heads of several beetles several times before escaping. Finally, he was not stinked to death.
"Ah!" With the same cry, the patriarch Gege suddenly burst into tears and picked up the fruit excitedly.
All the ung beetles became excited, hugged each other and patted others on the back vigorously.
Li Xiaobai laughed outside and succeeded.