Chapter 72 Top Tactics
Li Zonggui suddenly stood up: "I'll go down the mountain to have a look!"
"No need to go down the mountain! It's best to go to Eagle Wing Rock! The Beiping army is no better than the Wu army! Be careful!" Li Zongliang calmly ordered, and Li Zonggui agreed, went out, called Zhang Gouzi, and rushed to Eagle Wing Rock. Li Xiaoyao came to his senses and stamped his feet with hatred: "Big brother, Mr. Fan, and Mrs. Fan, you have to withdraw quickly and go to Wanhua Valley! Hide in Wanhua Valley first!"
"Well, Erhuai, I can't give you more people. Let Lao Changtou and Moshu help you. Hurry up! Let's go! And Xiaoyao, you can also go!" Li Erhuai said 'alas' and stood up in a hurry. He stretched out his hand to pull Li Xiaoyao. Li Xiaoyao cleverly flashed behind Lv Feng and shouted, "I won't go! It's useful for me to stay here. I can come up with a way! I'm not going!"
Li Erhuai turned his head and looked at Li Zongliang. Li Zongliang was about to lose his temper. Wei Shuisheng patted him on the shoulder and whispered, "Xiao Yao is right. Besides, it's more appropriate for her to follow us." Li Zongliang exhaled and reluctantly nodded. Li Erhuai reached out and patted Li Xiaoyao: "Be careful!" With that, he strode out and ran to Mr. Fan's yard.
Li Xiaoyao and Lv Feng sent Mr. Fan and others out from the back mountain. They saw a group of seven or eight people rushing around a rock. The two neatly sealed the third cave leading to the depths of the Pen Holder Mountain and the third cave named Wanhua Valley by Li Xiaoyao.
The two ran to the village building, and a few silks of fish belly had appeared in the distance. Not far away, there were several sharp and harsh flutes in the direction of the Eagle Wing Rock. Li Xiaoyao's face suddenly turned pale, and the silk at the bottom of his heart was smashed by the sound of the flute, and he really came to the Penjia shan! Next to Li Xiaoyao, Li Zongliang, who stood behind his back, was covered with a trace of cold air. He turned his head and ordered Jiang Shuncai, who was closely following him: "Try them all back to the stockade! Don't kill your life in vain."
Jiang Shun agreed and took out a small copper tube and put it in his mouth. Three short and sharp flutes instantly spread around the cottage and directly to the foot of the mountain. The dark whistles everywhere jumped up and ran back to the mountain cottage.
Li Xiaoyao stood on the top of the village building and turned his mind quickly. What should he do? What should I do? What should I do? ••••••Maybe•••••You can try it! Li Xiaoyao suddenly turned his head and looked at Li Zongliang and Wei Shuisheng. His eyes were shining brightly and said urgently, "I have a way that may work! In the back of us, that pool of shit! Use it!"
Li Zongliang, Wei Shuisheng and Lv Feng looked at Li Xiaoyao inexplicably. Wei Shuisheng subconsciously reached out to touch Li Xiaoyao's forehead. Li Xiaoyao patted him and turned his head to look at Lv Feng and asked, "Do you see it clearly? Did the second prince bring someone here in person? Is that the prince?"
"It's him! I can see it clearly! It will never be wrong!" Lv Feng was definitely sure that Li Xiaoyao took a breath and turned his head to look at Li Zongliang and Wei Shuisheng and explained, "That second prince loves cleanliness. He went back to the wisteria house. Guizi said that the stewor couldn't wait to remove the roof and wash it, and even wiped the railings and pillars with a white cloth. It must be extremely clean. Let's use big dung and use that Some big urn," Li Xiaoyao pointed to the large thick urn piled up in the corner of the village for storing grain: "Smash him with urn with dung, killing him, and it will also disgust him! If he really loves cleanliness, he will not be able to stand such filth. Maybe he can disgust him off first today. As long as there is a day and a half free time, we will burn the stockade with a fire!"
Lv Feng made a disgusting vomit: "This idea is so disgusting! I can't stand it!"
Wei Shuisheng raised his eyebrows, suppressed his smile, and turned his head to look at Li Zongliang: "I said that the little ghost has a lot of ideas, but you can try this method. Use an urn and wrap it from the stockade to Yuzuiling, where there is a hole that rolls stones on the mountain road. I will take people over and throw it down at the right time. Maybe it will really work. ."
"I'll go too!" Lv Feng volunteered bravely. He couldn't see the whole scene last time. This time, he couldn't miss it again! Li Zongliang nodded helplessly and wanted to laugh. Without waiting for him to speak, Lv Feng had excitedly ordered for him: "Go and go! Use those big urn, fill it with manure, and move it to Yuzuiling! Let's have a stinky battle!"
Li Xiaoyao exhaled, his fear dissipated, and his heart thought about it little by little. This is not north of Zhengcheng, this is Bijia Mountain, dozens of miles south of Zhengcheng's south gate! This is the hinterland of Wu! Even if the Beiping army borrowed the road, it only borrowed the north of Zhengcheng! As soon as the second prince of Beiping destroyed the State of Liang, he brought people here! What does it mean to let people know? Li Xiaoyao was slightly excited and turned around to find a useful person. Jiang Shun just took people to pretend to be big feces. Zhang Gouzi had run back and was gasping closely following Li Xiaoyao. Li Xiaoyao quickly pointed to him and ordered, "Quick! Find a few people to smoke on the top of the mountain! Wolf smoke! Warning! We have been robbed here!"
Zhang Gouzi opened his eyes wide, blinked a few times, and looked at Li Xiaoyao in astonishment. The fifth master was stunned? A nest of mountain bandits still dare to raise the wolf smoke warning, who to show it to? When the bandit was robbed? But when he was confused, the fifth master's order could not be delayed. Zhang Gouzi simply answered, called Zhao Liushun, and ran to the top of the back mountain to release the wolf smoke warning.
Jiang Shuncai commanded Zhang Xingwang, Zhang Dazhuang and others to quickly install the stinking urn of urn. Li Xiaoyao is also a clean person. Usually, he can't see a fly flying. In this cesspit, he has to sprinkle chopped pieces back, but this urn has been scattered a lot. Why is this manure so smelly? I used to have feces in the countryside. It's never smelled so bad?! Jiang Shuncai and others were smoked and vomited, and even Sun Qidi, who did the most agricultural work and was least afraid of stink, vomited two or three times. After installing the dung, several people had to stuff the urn tightly with hay, and then net it with a rope. As soon as the two lifted it to the fish mouth ridge, if the urn was not sealed, no one would lift it back.
At the foot of the mountain, the black-formed Beiping cavalry has rushed to the foot of the mountain. More than a dozen strikers shook the reins in one hand and waved machetes in one hand, and rushed up the mountain! As soon as I rushed two corners, the horse couldn't go. This hill, even if it is Dongshan, is just a very small bandit's nest. What can this mountain road be built like? Usually, the car is immediately on the mountain. It is a person who pulls the horse and pulls the car again, and pushes it in the front and back. In this way, the car can only walk halfway at most. If it goes up, it depends on people to lift it up!
Su Zicheng followed, and his face was so cloudy that water could drip. He waved his hand to everyone to dismount. Dozens of people led the horse to guard at the foot of the mountain, with the rest of the guards, shields and long guns, and rushed to the mountain on foot.
ran all the way and went smoothly. Su Zicheng turned his head doubtfully and looked at Changqing. Changqing hurriedly replied respectfully, "Master Hui, this is the place. It won't be wrong."
Su Zicheng said 'um' and accelerated his feet. In a moment, the avant-garde had rushed to the front of Yuzui Ridge. Lv Feng covered his mouth and nose with a big cotton veil, with a cotton veil in one hand, holding a big manure urn, and staring at Su Zicheng excitedly. The urn dung had to be thrown on his head!
Wei Shuisheng stared at the strong avant-garde holding the shield machete, slowly retreated half a step aside, and let go of the groove of the rolling stone. His hands were raised in mid-air. Zhang Dazhuang and other powerful people carried a dung urn and waited for Wei Shuisheng's hand to fall and throw it out in line. However, in a breath or two, the avant-garde had rushed to the bottom of Yuzui Ridge. Wei Shuisheng waved his hand hard, and Zhang Dazhuang and Zhang Xingwang pushed the manure urn hard and rushed to the ground and rolled back.
The dung urn rolled a few times and fell from the high mountains. The guards who closely guarded Su Zicheng's front and back instantly surrounded the human wall and protected Su Zicheng in the middle. They neatly dodged the dung urn. The dung urn fell from a dozen feet high mountain and hit the rugged mountain road. The fine tiles were sandwiched with stinking dung and shot in all directions like fireworks.
Before Su Zicheng and the guards in black passed through the stench, the equally ugly urn rolled down from the mountains. The front avant-garde handed the shield in his hand to his partner, stared at the dung urn, jumped up, and tapped the urn with the long gun in his hand. The dung urn turned around and fell straight. Fall into the mountain stream next to it.
Lv Feng stamped his feet angrily, put his handkerchief on his hand, raised the dung urn, and was about to throw it. Suddenly, he stopped, turned his head and looked at Wei Shuisheng grinning and said, "Look for a stone. I'll throw this urn out. Don't wait for them to reach it, just throw a stone to smash the urn!" You have to drench him with stinky shit!"
Wei Shuisheng laughed, bent down and picked up a small stone, picked it, and motioned Lv Feng to be ready. Lv Feng narrowed his eyes and stared at Su Zicheng, ran the big manure urn in his hand to Su Zicheng's head, and threw it out hard. The stone in Wei Shuisheng's hand roared out, and the urn dung was in the air, on Su Zicheng's head. At the top, it exploded with a sultry sound, and the stinky dung was drenched down like rain.
Dongping's little servants desperately wanted to block Su Zicheng more tightly, but the pink stinky manure was simply pervasive. The four people, together with Evergreen and Changshun, were drenched with feces all over their heads and could not block those stench from Su Zicheng. Su Zicheng subconsciously wiped his forehead and looked at his hand in disbelief. Fingering at the yellow and soft thing, I couldn't help bending over and vomiting.
"Master, first••••• withdraw, retreat first••••• Changqing was so smoked that he could hardly open his mouth. Su Zicheng was so disgusted that he almost lost his mind. He held that finger high and didn't know what to do.
Changqing and Dongping looked at each other, tacitly waved their hands and called the clean guard behind them to come forward, holding Su Zicheng, and ran down the mountain. It was really faster to go down the mountain than to go up the mountain.
Lv Feng lay on the fish mouth ridge and rolled on the ground with a smile.