Chapter 34 Poor mountains and evil waters come out of the unruly people

"Hey, Brother Cang Yan, do you think you can be famous for this war?"

"Yes, why not? Little Siamese, we can't read those books, and we can't get the reputation of our ancestors, so we can go to war with our heads and still sit on an equal footing with those officials in the temple!"

"Will the ball die? I haven't married the little lady in the village yet!"

"Worth! Where can there be no immortals in war? The more afraid you are of death, the more you will look good! Return the little woman in the village, wait for the captain, these powerful generals, and the famous flower of the brothel in the city, the tender pinch can pinch out the water and rush to send it to your arms..."

"Oh, that still has to survive! If the dead ball is on the battlefield, you can't even touch the little lady's hand!"

"This is the reason! Just be smart. Don't be afraid of pain for minor injuries and minor diseases. Where can you be a scar when you are a soldier? The lieutenant asks you to rush forward, and you will rush with your head. Don't be the first bird. Just hide in the middle and find a hidden place to hide. You can cut a head while the chaos is enough to cut two and earn one... The first time you fight, you are scared. If you practice well, you won't be afraid!"

"Hey, Brother Cangyan, this is a person who has seen a big scene!"

"Of course, I brought you out of the poor mountains and rivers. It's not angry and hard. The army is the most fair and practical place. If you have a lot of credit, you can climb fast. If you can fight, you can ride a horse early to become an official!"

"What kind of official is Brother Cang Yan now?"

"Just joined the army commander, you new recruits* are all my brothers!"

"Amazing brother!"

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"Little Siam, bury your head, bury your head! It's the Japanese dog's fire cannon. Don't come out with your head buried in the ground!"

"Brother, how about you?"

"Your mother asked you not to come out! I was blown up by this thing, and I can't even keep a whole body!"

"Boom-"

"Brother Cang Yan...Brother Cang Yan..."

"Don't shout, I'm not dead, withdraw quickly, don't be greedy, call the two balls in our village to retreat, the gunfire can't stand it!"

"Brother, Fulu was blown up..."

"*Second uncle! How dare you die without saying hello?

"Fulu's body is still there. What should I do?"

"Little Siamese, take the rest of your brothers and retreat. Damn it, you are all the way to withdraw, and you have to keep our Niuhu camp here! You withdraw quickly, brother, go and steal Fulu's body!"

"Brother, don't go..."

"I brought you kids out of the village and will bring them back again. If we want to see people die, we will see corpses. Our lives are cheap, but there is no place to die!"

"I'll go with you!"

"Get out! Don't follow me, take the rest of your brothers and withdraw!"

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"Little Siam, look, cut off this head!"

"Is it enough for so many bodies to cut a few heads casually!"

"You're stupid. Look at this Japanese dog's headband. This guy is an official. I guess he's similar to our Niuhu Camp captain!"

"Is it the same as the captain? That's the top official! Can this kill the ball on the battlefield?

"Stop talking, cut your head and go quickly. Hand over this head over, and you can be the commander!"

"Brother, you still keep this head. You usually take good care of me. Keep it!"

"You son of a bitch talk a lot of nonsense! Take it!"

"Brother..."

"Stop talking nonsense!"

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"Brother, who are you fighting with this time?"

"Southern Barbarians!"

"Southern Barbarians? I heard that even people eat hard!"

"Well, the Japanese dog's cannon didn't kill us. What's there to be afraid of!"

"Yes! Brother, your horse is so beautiful. When can I ride it?

"If you survive for a few more years, you will come out! Don't worry, calm down. How do you say a word? Happy is sad, happy is sad! You will burp a little on the battlefield!"

"Hey, in fact, it's not bad to lead a horse for my brother. It's a great honor to be your pawn!"

"If you want to be successful, just be the general. A sesame-sized centurion can have a horse, which is not valuable!"

"It's reasonable! In the past few years as a soldier, I have saved so much money, which is much more profitable than those cowardies in the village who are good at working on crops!"

"Are you happy with only a few dozen taels of silver? You are nothing now. Keep climbing up! If you are promoted, you will get rich. If you are not promoted, where will you get rich!"

"Brother... I miss the little lady in the village. Now I can't guarantee that she will like me when I go back!"

"Look at your promising!"

"It's just that the Fulu dog, the little partridge, the small copper plate and the ingot are all dead..."

"Well, in these years, you are the only soldier left with me in our village!"

"At least they died for the country and died gloriously!"

"Bullshit! Little Siam, remember that life is your own. If you don't die for anyone, we are not fools. The harvest of crops in the village is not good before you come out to play for your life. Who doesn't like a stable life? Donate a fart for the country. What's left after your life? If you are afraid of death and don't take your life for life, you are either crazy or a fool, or a high-ranking official!"

"It's reasonable to donate a fart for the country!"

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"Brother, why did you read the book? Do you want to learn from the scholar who shakes his head and sees people?

"Fool, what kind of book is this?"

"What book?"

"I don't know the two words in the middle of Sima's Art of War!"

"Sima Rang Tho's Art of War, you are so cowardly!"

"Get out of here! No matter how cowardly you are, it's better than you!"

"What's the use of reading this book?"

"Hey, this is what the general threw to me. He asked me to see if I have nothing to do, and read as much as I can!"

"Oh, did the general give it to you? This feeling is that the general wants to promote you again! First of all, congratulations on your promotion, just like sesame blossoms, which is getting higher and higher!"

"I told the general that when I was promoted, I took you to be a captain, and we two can say two words in the army in the future! I praised you to the general, with ten enemies, clever and agile, fearless, proud and brave..."

"Brother, you are brave and good at fighting..."

"Almost!"

"Brother, how can I repay you!"

"To live well and don't die is to repay me! If you die again, you will really die cleanly!"

"Well, remember!"

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"General Yan, long time no see!"

"Li Dutong, everything is good!"

"Haha... This literary words in the officialdom are really awkward. We can't learn it! Anyway, it's awkward!"

"Little Siamese, what do you think when you are a saint now?"

"This emperor has gone to the sea of faction, and the ninety-five dragon robe is red when he looks at it! And the eunuch beside the emperor, hey, I heard that it's a man but I don't have that thing. I don't know if it's true or not. What should I do if I want to pee? In addition, I felt a little uncomfortable when I knelt down to the emperor. I haven't even knelt down like this. His emperor didn't give birth to me to support me. I also fought for him for more than ten years. Why did he sit on our knees? By the way, what are the eyes of those officials? If you like it or not, it's like ruining their daughter... I can't figure it out!"

"I can't figure it out. We fought desperately for them. When we were soldiers, we rolled around like scounding for food and begging horses and silver. I can't remember how many times I have kneeled. I just want to climb up and climb high. If we can sit on an equal foot with them, we won't be looked down upon again... Look at the time your majesty was awarded the title of general today. Those officials' eyes are the same as seeing the shit in the toilet. They look down on us in their hearts!"

"Well, drag them to the battlefield and I can kill them by myself!"

"Ha ha, they said that we are poor and evil people. Rogue soldiers and ruffians like us can stand in the temple with them to see the emperor. They feel uncomfortable, more uncomfortable than spoiling their daughters. We are ruining their eyes!"

"Disgusting thing!"

"Little Siam, one of us is a general and the other is unified. How many years has it been since I took you out of the village?"

"Ten* years, almost 20 years!"

"Did you think that there would be today's status?"

"No, I thought that if I could be a horse riding official at most, I would be greedy for a little money every year. If I could marry the little woman in the village, it would be perfect!"

"I didn't expect it either! At that time, I dreamed of being a * army, so that those officials could no longer look down on us. I really said that I did it! So, don't accept our fate. They look down on us. We look up to ourselves. Life is cheap. If we accept our fate, there is really no salvation!"

"It's reasonable! What I said is very reasonable. I just listened to you until now. I'm afraid I've been dead on the battlefield a few years ago... I really don't know how to repay you!"

"It's still the same sentence, living well is a reward for my brother! Marry another beautiful daughter-in-law and have a pair of children. We are poor and want our children to be prosperous! In the future, our two families will become friends. You and I are now two big trees in the Fanyang Military Department. As long as our brothers are twisted into ropes, these emperors and magistrates will be afraid when they see them! If we say that we are the unruly people from the poor mountains and rivers, then according to the habits of the unruly people, let's see who will be more disgusting than whom!"

"Yes, listen to you, we two are going to climb higher and higher, squatting on the heads of these officials and pooping and peeing. Does he bite me?"

"Hahaha, let's go. I'll take you to visit the imperial capital Xiangquan City. I didn't expect that we would still have a day to see the imperial capital! I'll take you to see the beautiful woman in the imperial capital!"

"Okay, let's go!"

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The old man in plain clothes stood up trembling and went to Li Siam, who was kneeling with his armor. He reached out to help him up. His ferocious and terrible face trembled slightly, and his lips trembled: "Little Siam, I was afraid of those dogs in the imperial capital. I had no choice but to do this to you. Don't blame you! If you really come to see my brother like this, it means that you haven't changed, and you are still my good brother! Previously, I forced you to hand over the military power to show it to the emperor. Don't take it to heart!"

Li Siam straightened up and looked at the brother who had taken care of him for more than 20 years. He burst into tears. Only the ferocious scar on his brother's face and his blind eyes made him feel like a knife, and he was angry and speechless.

The ferocious old man smiled and said in a low and hoarse voice, "Do you dare to follow my brother and toss him again as you did when you were young? The unruly people should look like a rogue and unruly people. They can't bear to swallow their anger without being bullied!"

Li Xi's eyes were turbid with tears.

"Dare!"