Fake Dahunjun

Chapter 1 Let go of that girl, turn to me

In the second year of Emperor Jing of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, 580 A.D., in early autumn, eight hundred miles of Qinchuan melons and fruits fluttered with fragrant wheat waves, and there was a bumper harvest everywhere.

The imperial city of Chang'an is at dusk. Yang Jian's mansion, the Duke of the State of Sui, crosses the courtyard to the east, and his eyes are full of demons and peaches like fire, as red as a fairyland in the world.

However, there are two fierce sword warriors standing at the door, which is a little bad.

The candlelight in the second room across the courtyard was bright, and a young man in brocade was sitting at the front of the mahogany bookcase in the room, frowning and opening his eyes to write calligraphy.

But soon he completely lost his patience and threw the wolf's pen on the ground depressedly, "SHIT (shit)! Laozi TMD is the winner of the highest Honor Shadow Medal of the Huaxia Shadow Force. He is proficient in long fists and short shots, gun blasting, trap snipers, and guard killing, but what is this now? Unexpectedly, I was asked to do my homework with a brush? What an international joke? Woolen, Grandpa doesn't serve..."

The teenager threw away the wolf's pen with relief and went straight to the window sill. He looked up at the starry sky. His eyes were deep and he thought for a long time. He sighed and said with a wry smile, "Life is really wonderful. I miss me, Yang Guangyushu in the wind, romantic, loved by everyone, and a dog licks a dog! Who would have thought that when she had just retired and entered Chang'an Women's University through the doorway, she was possessed by a joke-like curse on the 16-year-old tyrant Yang Guang, with the same name and surname. What a coincidence, said.

Suddenly, Zhang Lihua, the beauty of the female university, roared in her ear again:

"Bad hooligan, die Yang Guang, aunt cursed that you have been dead for a thousand years, cursed you to become the Yang Guang of Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, and you will never turn over for ten thousand years!"

"Aren't I just kissing you? As for committing such a big crime? I don't believe it. Let me try to change it. Shit!"

Before the words fell, the clear sky suddenly rolled up a black whirlwind out of thin air. Yang was shocked. At the moment when he was swallowed up by the black wind, he saw the corners of Zhang Lihua's mouth slightly raised up, showing a strange smile...

"Don-Don-Don..."

At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door outside. Yang Guang was shocked and pulled back to reality.

After knocking on the door, the maid's soft voice came, "Second young master, madam asked the maidservant to send you a snack. Can you allow the maidservant to come in?"

Hearing the crisp and slightly sweet female voice from outside the door, Yang Guang couldn't help but light up. Women with good voices generally look good!

Night snack? The quality of life is high enough! Will you leave a warm bed by the way after supper? Hey hey, Long live Dugu, I love you!

"Cough!" Yang Guang coughed hard and made enough momentum, and then said, "Come in!"

"Yes!"

Before the voice fell, the door slowly opened.

Yang Guang looked forward to the appearance of a woman who was looking forward to the midnight snack, but when he saw a strong woman with three black faces and three thick bodies, two heavy cushions hanging on her chest, like an iron tower in front of her, her whole body froze instantly like wax drops falling into the ice hole, and finally picked it up. The momentum was completely destroyed in an instant.

Immediately subconsciously clenched his fists and put on a standard fighting defense posture, his head buzzed, and there was a faint dizziness!

"Second young master, second young master?"

Ni, damn it! I have crossed into a world of the best dinosaurs, right? At this time, Yang Guang suddenly had an impulse to insert himself!

"Second young master, madam asked the maidservant to come and bring supper to the second young master. When will you enjoy it?" A fat woman said and entrusted her rich powder.

With the light, Yang Guang seemed to see a wet stain on the fat woman's chest...

"What, what's the midnight snack?" Yang Guang, who barely calmed down, suddenly had a worse feeling.

"Milk!"

"Poo..."

Say 0 You are a fairy board, Buddha, Jesus, angel, who will save me!

Dugu Jialuo, you are really my mother! This wet nurse is a little strong, isn't she? Why don't you choose something that looks good and feels good? These three African old women can't hide their fierceness even if they are full of humility!

"I, I'm weaned. Can I not eat it?"

A bolder wet nurse immediately took the courage to respond, "No, the second young master has always eaten like this. There is no interruption in the morning, afternoon, evening and supper four times a day. If there is a meal, the maidservant will be punished by his wife."

"So, how to eat that?" Yang Guang asked, but his hands were ready. If the three strong and strong "men" want to come up directly to feed, then don't think about anything and solve it directly by force!

Fortunately, the wet nurse skillfully took out a bowl from behind, then put the bowl on the table, and then took turns to squeeze the milk into the bowl.

Yang Guang quickly pulled the Book of Songs to cover his face, suppressed the feeling of nausea and scolded loudly, "Get out and get out. The young master won't eat it today!"

After scolding, just turn around and look out of the dark window through the red candle in front of you, gasping hard and trying to control the small universe that is about to explode.

When the three wet nurses heard this, they were panicked and knelt down together, "Is it where the slaves made the second young master unhappy? I have apologized you here, but if you don't eat it, we will really be punished by your wife..."

Seeing that the three King Kong wet nurses were so scared, Yang Guang couldn't help but be stunned. He didn't expect that the rules in the house were so strict that he still couldn't work.

Although the three "men" in front of him who can be squeezed out made him have an impulse to hit people with their own eyes, he thought for a moment and said, "Well, you go out. I'm not hungry at this time. I'll drink later!"

"Second young master, my wife said that she would let the slave humble himself..."

"Don't talk nonsense? If you don't go out, I will feed the dog immediately!"

"..."

The wet nurses finally gave in under Yang Guang's power, but they seemed to be worried that tonight's eating would break the rules, so they offered to make some of his favorite osmanthus cakes and preserves for the second young master later.

Yang Guang took a long breath. This problem was basically solved, but he was also out of breath, and he simply walked around the ghost door.

When he became Yang Guang, he was definitely not going to suffer from this foreign crime, so he simply put on a piece of clothes in a box and went out to relax. By the way, he saw if there was any little maid flirting or something to make him happy. Hey hey!

The Duke's Mansion is very big. He got lost while walking. Suddenly, an artificial lake flashed in front of him. In the middle of the artificial lake is an octagonal pavilion. The octagonal pavilion twists and turns to a rockery that feels exquisite and beautiful even at night. Anyway, it is not worse than Suzhou Garden.

The air is really fresh. There is no industry and no pollution these days. You can rest assured to buy everything you eat. Yang Guang excitedly followed the cloister to the gazebo, and then followed the gazebo to the rockery. He wanted to get closer to see what principle was used to make the waterfall on the rockery. It's not like a water pump, is it? It's useless to have it. There's no electricity these days. It's not a waste of time for blind people to light a lamp!

But just as he was about to climb up the protruding rock to the waterfall, he suddenly heard a few familiar moans, which were cool and strongly suppressed. He immediately came to his spirits, holding his breath and listening attentively. His voice came from the dark cave on the left side of the rockery. It turned out that the rockery was extremely large in scale, and it was almost a small real mountain, and there were several black caves on the left side.

The hot-blooded um-huh sound came from the second hole on the left. He crept in and heard it more realistically. He only heard a girl's voice whispering for mercy, "Well... Master... Master, spare Ping'er. If the lady can't find Ping's maidservant, she should be punished again! Um... Master..."

Then there was a full-spirited baritone, "Bold slave, you know you are afraid of your wife, aren't you afraid, master? Madam will beat you with a whip at most. If you are disobedient, the master will sell you directly to the brothel courtyard to pick you up! Oh...Oh..."

As he said, the more fierce the action was, even Yang Guang outside was short of breath and his heart beat faster. He couldn't wait to rush in and share with the uncle and maid inside!

So he slid down from the edge of the hole, causing him to scream, which scared the men and women in the hole. The little maid asked shiveringly, "Sir... Is it Madam?" You have to make the decision for the maidservant..."

Yang Guang covered his buttocks and regretted it, but he completely figured out that the man who stole the fish in it was not someone else. It was his own father, the Duke of Sui, the State of Shangzhu, and the general Yang Jian, who he had never seen after crossing the time!

But damn it, isn't Yang Jian famous for being afraid of his wife in history? Haven't you ever tasted the taste of the second woman before the braids of Dugu?

So what is this now? As soon as the sun set, he was playing with his wife's personal maid in the rockery cave?

Shit, this history book of the 21st century is too unreliable!

But the point is what does he do now?

What else can I do? Instinctively learned to bark a few times, look at... and then run away without looking back. He didn't want to meet Yang Jian for the first time to catch the scene. In that way, he wouldn't want to turn over in his life!

But in fact, this is not his intention at all. His original intention is to rush in with a roar: Yang Jian, let go of the girl and change it to me!

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